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4305727 No.4305727[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>As I sat shitting

I feel like genius thinking that one up while I was sitting on the toilet.

>> No.4305766

Do you want to know what my book is about?

>> No.4305772

dude fuck you

>> No.4305784

>>4305772
No, I chose not to.

>> No.4305787

>>4305766
No, I chose not to.

>> No.4306687

Here I sit

>> No.4306825

> as i shat sitting

>> No.4306837

>>4306687
lonely hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

>> No.4307748

the ancient toilet
I shit sitting
the sound of water

>> No.4307781

>>4305727
So, were you just sitting on the toilet or were your shitting?

>> No.4308388

>>4307781
While I was sitting on the toilet I had a shit.

>> No.4308398

This is how the shit ends
This is how the shit ends
This is how the shit ends
Not with a bang but with a flush.

>> No.4308400

>>4307748
>the sound of water
>*plop*
That's pretty zen actually.

>> No.4308405

sitting on the toilet, the cat stares at me,
contemplating life, devoured by the vagina of subjectivity,
miau, can I has an assburger?

>> No.4308411

Do you ever know how much toilet paper you'll have to use in advance? I can usually tell a couple of seconds before my anal cavity starts opening and turds start flying out, or in the case where a lot of paper use is required, they seem to slide slowly like an adult using a kids rollercoaster draped in dirt. The disappointment is the same too when you realize you'll have to push forward and pick up all the loose shit on the way down because you're just too big for the opening.

>> No.4308416

>>4308398
Lyrical gold.
Would tattoo on my face/10

>> No.4308421

>>4308411
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWcEGDXOUg

>> No.4308426

MOST “EPIPHANIES” OCCUR WHILST DEFECATING.

I REALIZED THAT NOT WHILST DEFECATING, BUT WHILST READING RE: HOW THE CONCEPT OF “PROTESTANTISM” OCCURRED TO MARTIN LUTHER, AND I REALIZED THAT MANY IDEAS, HYPOTHESES, AND “EPIPHANIES” OCCURRED TO ME WHILST DEFECATING.

>> No.4308431

>>4308426
Indeed, Martin Luther shat all over the church.

>> No.4308432

>>4308426
I guess it's because you've got nothing else to do while doing it.

>> No.4308437
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4308437

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs

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4308531

>this thread