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I have to turn in a 4-page essay (double-spaced) by tomorrow in which I just have to take a side on an issue. I am not a good writer but I need a good grade so if any of you have an extra essay that you wrote (but didn't post online because I don't want to get called out for plagiarism and get a zero) and don't mind sharing I would appreciate it greatly.

>> No.447166

/lit/ - Homework and Plagiarism

>> No.447163
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447163

you goddamned trollish fuck. CAPS RAGE

GO BACK TO HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING /B/ULLSHIT SCUM I'VE HEARD THIS SHIT 500+ TIMES OVER.

inb4 the beowulf troll. Saged

>> No.447171

I'm actually curious to see some academic writing from /lit/...

>> No.447170

>>447163
Woah man, I just need an essay, I can't afford those cites where you buy one, help me out, I wrote 2 and a half pages already but it isnt really that good.

>> No.447174

sage

>> No.447183

>>447154
can you like.. support the taliban or something? Write a 4 page essay on why the Taliban are right and america is imperialist pigs?

>> No.447190

You have to turn in 4 pages on your side of an issue.
This is an essay where you can talk about your opinion and cite sources. How the fuck is that difficult?

Also, if you're a bad writer, your teacher probably knows this, and if you turn in something above your ability, you'll likely get called out. Do your work.

>> No.447196

>>447183
i dont think my teacher would like but it would be funny lol

>>447190
well for my paper i thought i would write about racism and toleration but I just couldnt think of good sources for it so it is mostly just my opinion and i dont think it is that good

>> No.447205

sage for homework bullshit.

Guess what? Last week I wrote a five page paper in less than three hours. Wrote it the day the paper was due. Turned it in. Got it back today: A-. I didn't even have to try. Good luck with your homework, you stupid faggot.

>> No.447219

>>447205
You dont need to be such an asshole, some people are good writers others arent you jerk.

>> No.447223

>>447183
Wouldn't be too hard.
All you would have to do is take reality and add in something that would make fundamentalist Islam make sense.

>> No.447235

reported for not literature.

Jesus, you're paper isn't even about literature. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.447241

>>447235
Writing is literature you asshat, i ask for help and you flip out like crazy, this is a chance to show your writing off.

>> No.447244

>>447241
This has to be god-tier trolling.

>> No.447246

>>447205
This shit happens to me weekly. Life of a british lit major.

>> No.447248

>>447241

Really? Tell you what. I'll write you a 4-page essay and you can turn it in with my name on it.

>> No.447249

Wait... the paper isn't even a literature paper? Or even on a historical book AT THE LEAST?

Dude, gtfo

>> No.447250

>>447246
do you have any papers where you take a position on an issue? i would really appreciate it man

>> No.447256

>>447154
I've got one I helped a friend write last year about the benefits of advancing technology / globalization vs the un-benefits. He took the side that new technology is bad. (Simplified.) The paper was rushed, but he got a good grade on it. Want it?

>> No.447259

>>447256
definitiley man, i would appreciate the help a lot

>> No.447268

>>447259
Too bad, you can't have it.

Reported.

>> No.447278

>>447268
WOW MAN why you gotta be such a dick, if you arent going to use the paper anymore then y not share? I will tell you the grade my teacher gives it in a week or so so it is like a free review of your writing

>> No.447282

>>447259
Hang in there, I'm looking for it. If thread gets deleted, create new one. Fuck these faggots

>> No.447287

>>447278
Yeah, I am not /lit/ just passing by. I'll give it to you soon as I find it.

>> No.447291

4-page essay (double-spaced)

the fuck. do your work

>> No.447304

Do your own work, you'll never regret it. Take it from someone who plagarized his way through h.s. and then had to take remedial English and Math classes the first year of college. That shit is fucking embarassing

>> No.447308

>>447291
if you dont want to help then dont but you dont need to be an arrogant prick about it

>> No.447313

>>447308
not meaning to be a prick, your essay is about 500 words, and it is an open topic designed to make you think about an issue of interest to you. it's a good opportunity that you should take and actually do some thinking. you know, this education stuff.

>> No.447315

OP, you better come back and report how the teacher caught you plagiarizing because the teacher went: "what the fuck, Samantha could never turn in a paper this articulate!"

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447318

Sup /lit/ I have 4 double-spaced pages of math homework due tomorrow and I was wondering if you had some old math homework you could upload. Oh wait, no I don't, even though I'm not good at math I do my own work in all my classes.

>> No.447323

>>447304
i could write it but i really need to get a good grade and its due tomorrow, i might write one on my own for practice after

>>447313
the problem is that i just dont know what to write about that i can support with facts and citations/sources

>> No.447328

federalism vs states rights lol. idk

>> No.447353

>>447287
still waitin bro

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>> No.447387

>>447315
Femanon spotted. Tell, why do women think the way they do? It's fascinating some of the things they do.

>> No.447389

>>447353
This is your lucky day. I found it.

All I ask in return is that you do something nice for somebody tomorrow, with no expectation of getting anything back. I mean, in real life.

http://www.box.net/shared/5l3njnpzx4

>> No.447397

>>447389
hell yes, thanks a lot man

>> No.447413

>>447366
>someday you'll be smart!

who are you kidding with that unrealistic optimism?

>> No.447418

>>447413
wail, ya can't fix stupid in the words of Ron White.

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447441

>>447418
Ron White, Texan comedian.
Has a mugshot on google's first page of results.
Obviously, a most reliable figure to quote.
A prophet in his own right.

facepalm.jpg

>> No.448595

sage

>> No.449799

4 pages double spaced is not hard to do. it should take you 2 hours tops, half an hour more to find some bullshit sources you "used", and instert some footnotes here and there