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[SPOILER] No.4516499[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

>in poetry class
>teacher says "ooh :)" after she gives back my sonnet
>says nothing when distributes to everyone else

does she wants to fuck?
does she want my poetic dick ?
shall i give her the ol arthur rim-job-baud?

>> No.4516506

>>4516499
You only made this thread so you'd have an excuse to say "rim-job-baud"

>> No.4516508

>>4516506
I literally thought of it mid sentence, I was gonna say lickeroo but rimbaud seemed more appropriate

>> No.4516517
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4516517

You know what to do

>> No.4516518

>>4516517
she's pretty fuckable for a 40something y/o

seems like a nympho

should i write that bitch a sonnet?

>> No.4516520

>>4516518
Play it cool, nigga. Let the pussy marinate for a while before you drop the hammer on that ass.