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>self-pubbyloo

>> No.4741173

It's terrible, what else is new. This one however is particularly bad.

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>self-publishing

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>>4741522

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>>4741522

>> No.4741531

>'The' Satan
>Using the built in 'Heading' Style from Word
>Starting by describing the weather
>'...had created special effect one green grasses and green leaves.'

I don't even... What is this supposed to mean?

I can't go on.

>> No.4741538

You guys just make these threads to feel better about yourselves

>> No.4741542

>>4741538
no shit sherlock

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Y'know you hear a lot about publishers throwing away hundreds of applications every day, but if this is the kind of shit they receive then I see why.

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>> No.4741633

>>4741538
or to troll people who have self published

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>>4741614
>every few seconds...

gets me every time

>> No.4741646

>>4741639
Some guy in Ralkeilia is making a fortune selling bullets.

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>>4741614

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>>4741122
>not liking Ann L. Probe
Fucking pleb.

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>>4741122
>I want to find a girl to be cool, to be like me .let's see , you don't think I am homosexual?

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this guy has written about 8 novels

>> No.4741766

>>4741531

The Satan was actually the correct term in certain parts of the bible. This is because in the OT, in Job for instance, Satan was not the proper name of an angel, but was rather a term of office. The Satan (stress on second syllable, not the first) was a title in the spirit of The Prosecutor.

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>>4741614
>only three types of humans left in this area

So it's a city where the thieves steal from the murderers and rapists, the murderers kill the thieves and rapists, and the rapists rape the thieves and the murderers. I would ask why they simply don't move out of the goddamn city, but it seems they've created an eco-system of crime for themselves.

>> No.4741939

>>4741671
START WEARING PURPLE WEARING PURPLE

>> No.4742105

>>4741755
That wasn't all that bad

>> No.4742205

>>4741122
Please tell me this is a draft.

>> No.4742297

>>4742205
Nope. Sent to the printers that way.

http://www.amazon.com/John-Peters-Land-Demons-Matai/dp/1304206343

>> No.4742301

>>4741939
Oh man, I saw them with Primus in VT a couple years back.

>Dat gypsy stomp
>Dose crowds

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>>4741671

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>This is just a painting. Everybody might draw it wow, what a face!

Confusing.

>> No.4744110

>>4741682
>Ann L Probe

I don't get it.

>> No.4744123

>>4744110
Yes you do you worthless cunt kill yourself.