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>"For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

Who can write the best six-word story?

>> No.4981040

The bullies cried at her funeral.

>> No.4981043

We've had this thread once a week for years, fuck off im tired of it

>> No.4981044

Grocery list, bucket list, reading list.

>> No.4981048

His arm turned into a cock

>> No.4981053

For sale, crash helmet, used once.

>> No.4981056

>>4981043
>he was tired of the threads.

There, 6 words

>> No.4981062

They woke me up late, again.

>> No.4981069
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4981069

>>4981038
Everyone died and silence reigned forever.

>> No.4981096

While entombed, he wept for forgiveness.

>> No.4981114

For sale: Condom, used inside OP.

>> No.4981123

>>4981038
I fucked OP's mom, swagger oldschool

>> No.4981140

I sacrificed myself, she still died

>> No.4981146

>>4981140
Look on the bright side; you died thinking she would live. Plus, you two will be united in whatever afterlife awaits.

>> No.4981181

that feel when no girl friend

>> No.4981187

It ended with a 7-sided cube.

>> No.4981196

Is this really living? Just maybe.

>> No.4981197

I like a pizza.

fuck you. didnt even -knead- all six.

>> No.4981206

Come and get it, wretched bitch!

>> No.4981212

>>4981140
how are you telling this to us

>> No.4981213

His hand slipped, it was gone.

>> No.4981214

A thought was lost from him.

>> No.4981218

Bunch of niggers, he loved them.

>> No.4981221

>>4981212
4chan is purgatory. He's dead and so are all of us.

>> No.4981223

>>4981221
>4chan is purgatory.
Whew, at least it's not hell.

>> No.4981233

Bought shoes today, owner seemed sad.

>> No.4981246

>>4981038
The leftist dribble was expelled from /lit/

>> No.4981259

Unwet regal sword adorns the grave.

>> No.4981261

If only I had voted UKIP

>> No.4981266

>>4981187
That's horseshit. The point of a 6 worded story is to convey as much as you can with as few words. This literally conveys nothing.

>> No.4981267

Gas the kikes, race war now

>> No.4981268

>>4981246
And all the tripfags returned home.

>> No.4981269

>>4981040
Frankly, this is the best one here.

>> No.4981282

>>4981266
Except is he talking math, or Rubic's

>> No.4981290

>>4981266

how many sides does a cube have anon?

>> No.4981295

Nobody knew, nobody cared, everyone paid.

>> No.4981297

For sales: baby shoes, out grown

>> No.4981299

>>4981295
Cliche.

>> No.4981300

She loved him for his suicide

>> No.4981303

>>4981299
Out grown baby shoes, for free

>> No.4981313

It needn't have ended like this

>> No.4981318

Killed everyone but me, world peace.

>> No.4981320

Tears, smile, knife, blood, romance, death,

>> No.4981322

The wind caused a pleasant sensation.

>> No.4981330

Everyone is stupid, everyone but me.

>> No.4981343

you're a big guy, for you

>> No.4981349

I never learned to count

>> No.4981366

>>4981330
10/10

>> No.4981367

>>4981038

This is the best story made.

>> No.4981369

I have six words for you, six equals nine.

>> No.4981370

>>4981040
Goddamn. Grand prize (and I haven't even read the others yet).

>> No.4981373
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>>4981369

>> No.4981376

Writing is pretty hard, fuck this

>> No.4981378

This is not really a story.

>> No.4981382

I guess hamsters really are flammable

>> No.4981384

She's the prettiest girl I've buried.

>> No.4981385

He rode on, his armor behind.

>> No.4981387

>>4981223
I'm disappointed

>> No.4981389

>>4981384

contractions is cheating

>> No.4981390

Gasp! Breath's too heavy to hold.

>> No.4981392

>>4981389
Fuck.

>> No.4981393

The man wasted his entire life.

>> No.4981394

>>4981370
>>4981269
bullied people detected

>> No.4981395

No one was there. Someone knocked.

>> No.4981406

It is Hemingway or the highway.

>> No.4981417

Her body's flames were truly beautiful.

>> No.4981418

>>4981389
Is using a hyphen cheating?
ie; twenty-seven?

>> No.4981421

Whatever, brushing your teeth sucks anyway.

>> No.4981434

He's died; there's nothing.

It's too spooky for you.

>> No.4981440

>>4981418

not sure, depends on the words i guess.

>> No.4981441
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4981441

why is kstew so cute, bros?

>> No.4981458

No success nor failure, just life.

>> No.4981468

"What a great rapist," she came.

>> No.4981479

Happy wife of an unsaved husband

>> No.4981481
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4981481

>six-word story due tomorrow
>still browsing /lit/

>> No.4981483

>>4981349
This is pretty good

>> No.4981486

"Lysol wipes never clean enough prints"

>> No.4981487

>>4981481

Then just steal this one, pal.

>> No.4981492

One day I will be author

>> No.4981497

I'm leaving you for my reflection

>> No.4981503

His benis was just to short

>> No.4981508

>>4981503
>too
girlfix
btw im a gurl

>> No.4981513

my captcha: whylye daniel - funny ness.

>> No.4981514

You'll never really understand your life.

>> No.4981519

jesus came... and peed on his grave

>> No.4981627

OP is a gigantic fucking faggot.

>> No.4981653

My parents are very anti- natalist

>> No.4982267

Sometimes, you just gotta shoot yourself.

>> No.4982272

>>4981343
10/10

>> No.4982281

My cats nose is so moist.

>> No.4982284

There and back again, we traveled.

>> No.4982297

Can´t write with just six words, fuck.

>> No.4982310

"bitch, I'm paid"

>> No.4982313

I came back home. He didn't.

>> No.4982465

"Drop," staged out the hoaryk-not.

>> No.4982475

Slash! He fell on the ground.

>> No.4982479

"Words words words-" around
Shakespeare frowned.

>> No.4982482

For sale: short story, never published.

>> No.4982508

>>4981038
For sale: baby, shoes (never worn)

>> No.4982513

Will buy: baby shoes, never worn.

>> No.4982517

This sentence is six words long; oh shit why did I put that there? Oh- uh fuck... oh.

>> No.4982520

>>4982513

That's actually a way more interesting story.

>> No.4982530

>>4982520
Not really, it's just someone looking for cheap baby shoes.

>Will buy: baby shoes, worn
on the other hand might conjure up the image of a baby shoe fetishist.

>> No.4982541

>>4982530
Or that someone's just to poor to buy brand-new baby shoes.

>> No.4982588

ITT: /lit/ restores faith in /lit/

>> No.4982598
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4982598

>>4981044
>plebs

I like it in any case

>> No.4982609

>>4982598
I don't get this comic.

>> No.4982612

>>4981038
To love was to lie. Twice.

>> No.4982614

They told her Auschwitz was safe.

>> No.4982626

He spent years aimlessly browsing 4chan.

>> No.4982630
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>>4982609
Its by joan cornella, a surrealist illustrator. The man gives money to a homeless man only to run him over (in order to pay for running him over)

Heres another one

>> No.4982644

>Bring back 80's speed metal

>> No.4982666

She turned eighteen. They finally divorced.

>> No.4982672

For sale: baby socks, never worn.

>> No.4982674

6,000,000 jews later, still not contented.

>> No.4982675

>>4981468
lol

>> No.4982682

>>4981468
damn, that was good

>> No.4982886

>>4981406
underrated post

>> No.4982893

>>4981468
now that is something

>> No.4982905

You are slowly becoming better dust.

>> No.4983035

>>4982905
All we are is dust in
the wind <= neglect this part

>> No.4983044

Bitches ain't shit but hoes, tricks

>> No.4983052

>>4983044
It goes:

"bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks, so lick my nuts and suck tha dick"

>> No.4983061

>>4981038
Defiance killed the man. Never meant.

>> No.4983063

>>4981040
>>4981269
>>4981370
samefag

0/10 post too

>> No.4983085

Losers write to ease imaginary hardship.

>> No.4983104

>"And so, less was no more."

>> No.4983118

>>4983104
>>4983061
Too vague.

>> No.4983122

>>4983063
Nope. I can post a screenshot and embarrass you if you'd like?

>> No.4983126

>>4983122
>embarrass you
Lol, we got yourselves a tough guy

>> No.4983133

"Forked path; a story goes untold."

>> No.4983138

Twenty to life. Them or me.

>> No.4983148

Drunk Hannah: puns, and builds community.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_oK5Zo9-So

>> No.4983149

Abandoned and cold; he sought redemption.

>> No.4983155

>>4981040
Really nice.

>> No.4983162

>"For sale: anime fleshlight, used ferociously"

>> No.4983166

He bought the world for free

>> No.4983180

>>4981390
nobody replied, but this is a 7-8 out of ten

>> No.4983210

I am part of the darkness.

>> No.4983221

Oh shit I'm sorry

>> No.4983322

Your cooperation is appreciated, Mr. Poole.

>> No.4983347

A bunch of interesting stuff happened.

>> No.4983356

For sale; car, airbag needs replacement.

>> No.4983357

>>4981040
only real one

>> No.4983358

Humanity yearns to be in space.

>> No.4983364

>>4983356
For sale, family van, airbag missing.

>> No.4983365

The writer didn`t have any words.

>> No.4983379

BANG! Suddenly, tachyon blasts consumed us.

>> No.4983407

There will never be another her.

>> No.4983429

>>4981038
Seriously, I hate six words stories.

>> No.4983436

>>4981246
Evola died and everyone smiled.

>> No.4983447

>>4983436
Six words. Let me correct that for you.

Evola died horribly and everyone smiled.

>> No.4983454

Faggots did not molest my ice cream!

>> No.4983460

"whisper something soft and sweet"
"Fudge"

>> No.4983476

For sale: black dildo, used frequently

>> No.4983479

>>4981038
Foar sail; you're m0m, oozed relentlessly

>> No.4983482

My sister can't be this cute

>> No.4983606

my balls itch, said Hector smugly

>> No.4983609

And then he replied; "Be Light!"

>> No.4983620

"Keys?"
"Here."
"Fifty?"
"No."
"Daaaad..."
"...Fine."

>> No.4983647

In twenty years, literature will look like 4chan.

>> No.4983653

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>> No.4983655

>>4983647
There won't be any such thing. 4chan just showed us the future ahead of time. Be grateful you ingrate.

>> No.4983660

>>4983647
that's 8 words

>> No.4983669

devoid of talent, they posted here

>> No.4983705

>>4983620
This is good.

>> No.4983742

>>4981038

Groundhog day. Groundhog day. Groundhog day.

>> No.4983744

>>4981038
Can someone explain how this is deep or anything? I don't understand it.

Thanks.

>> No.4983759

>>4983744
miscarriage or stillbirth

>> No.4983762

>>4983759
Woah

>> No.4983775

>>4981038
Baby shoes for sale, wrong color :3

>> No.4983787

>>4981038
Eight Jews, four planes, two towers.

>> No.4983792

And then a skeleton popped out

>> No.4983832

comatose ward rules;
no jacking off

>> No.4983893

If this kills me then let

>> No.4983900

>>4983893
Ahahahaha!

Oh, my God.

>> No.4983940

Shoe polish on toast for breakfast.

>> No.4983948

The girl will never love me.

>> No.4983956

Simpliciter, no, actually, erstwhile deployed.

>> No.4983960

>>4983948
waaa waaa my oneitis is killing me

Isn't it about time we did away with the ridiculous plotline that is some sad loser pining over a specific girl who doesn't even want him?

>> No.4983964

But I do not blame them.

>> No.4983966

Socrates: "What'd you say I drank?"

>> No.4983969

>>4983960
>waaa waaa my oneitis is killing me
One too many words.

>> No.4983970

>>4983960
Love is pathetic! PATHETIC!
Regards,
tumblr

>> No.4983977

Kill yourself, please, you stupid fuck.

>> No.4983992

>>4981508
He was saying that the benis was on its way to shorten.

>> No.4984017

>>4983966
haha plato's 'milk'

>> No.4984038

>>4984017
And then he died... ;_;

>> No.4984040

>>4981343
underrated post

>> No.4984150

Again: your papers, please, Mr. I-Don't-Have-To-Show-You-My-Papers-You-Pathetic-Fool-Don't-You-Know-Who-I-Am.

>> No.4984160

>>4983322
>not pooleberg
>not poolestein

>> No.4984184

So who killed the pregnant nun?

>> No.4984202

>>4981343
Why is "you're" counted as one word? It's "you are" but just shorter right? Isn't that cheating?

>> No.4984228

>>4981038
>I was expelled from my father's wedding.

7 words nah

>> No.4984252

>>4984228
>I was ejected from Father's wedding

Editors: not wholly worthless after all.

>> No.4984260

It was him who did it, of course

>> No.4984263

>>4983620
Don't get it.

Cleaning up after they left. Solace.

>> No.4984272

>>4981038
And I screamed when he laughed

>> No.4984277

>>4981246

it's drivel you fucking troglodyte

>> No.4984282

>>4984202
>Why is "you're" counted as one word?
Contractions are considered one word.

>>4984260
Ha, for two reasons.

>> No.4984292

>>4984282
Okay, didn't know. Thank you.

>> No.4984303

He promised he could still drive.

>> No.4984306

>>4983447
filller: literally the only thing adverbs are good for

>> No.4984308

Drizzy Drake bought the Raptors nigga

>> No.4984327

>>4981246
fuck off evola kid, you fucktwiddle

>> No.4984332

*kiss*
*bite*
*scream*
*chew*
*faint*
*swallow*

>> No.4984337

Haikus complicate
misdirected instructions:
Servicemen disgraced.

>> No.4984340

>>4981343
gut mann

>> No.4984357

Annulment, execution, childbirth, annulment, execution, widowed.

>> No.4984363

>>4984337
bonus

>> No.4984370

One piece of meat; two potatoes.

>> No.4984377

Better out than in i always

>> No.4984425

Here, son, take my parachute.
*jumps*

>> No.4984444

Wanted: person to attend today's funeral.

>> No.4984516

>>4984444
Not bad.

>> No.4984521

>>4984444
>"aaaaah look at all the lonely people"

>> No.4984534
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4984534

>>4984444
very nice

>> No.4984567

Sunset found her squatting in the grass

>> No.4984582

>>4983744
>>4983759
>>4983762

Or adoption
or they just killed the baby
or the baby was born without feet
or they were too large
or they didn't fit right
or the parents decided they didn't want those shoes anymore

>> No.4984587

>>4981038
god damn my bladder does hurt

>> No.4984613

For free: baby shoes, never bought

>> No.4984678

The ground came through the window.

>> No.4984679

damn my nigga, bitches my nigga

>> No.4984682

I finally gave into the crickets.

>> No.4984694

The whore laughed at its smallness.

>> No.4984696

>>4981468

fucking brilliant. write a novel son.

>> No.4984701

>>4981406

good enough to comment that its good but not that great

>> No.4984706

But instead, he posted on 4chan.

>> No.4984707

>>4984444

also good

>> No.4984711

You'll make a beautiful corpse, Officer.

>> No.4984712

>>4984706

nice.

>> No.4984714

>>4981038

Irony: A cock to big to fuck.

>> No.4984716

"Here's $100, sorry for the blood."

>> No.4984723

>>4984714

too*

>> No.4984729

>>4984716
Here's onehundreddollars, sorry for the blood

>> No.4984730

I lived, i died, the end.

>> No.4984733

>>4984716
Damn, I like that one.

>> No.4984739

Don't blame me. I just watched.

>> No.4984744

Jesus wept, his dad watched silently

>> No.4984745

>>4984739
Don't blame me. I just came.

>> No.4984749

>>4984744
>le religion
*tips fedora*

>> No.4984760

>>4984745
sir you have improved my effort beyond measure

>> No.4984767

>>4981038
Big black buddy brought back bodies.

>> No.4984799

"Need a hand?" Amputee offers prosthesis

>> No.4984802

Kafka said I could be happy.

>> No.4984804

T'was the morning my grandmother exploded.

>> No.4984806

He knocked.
"You there?"
"No."
...
"Okay."

>> No.4984809

>>4981038
Navy SEALs didn't quite work out

>> No.4984812

average is 4? this is unsettling

>> No.4984822

"I want to fuck you, grandma".

>> No.4984825

>>4984804

Go home Iain, you're dead ;_;

>> No.4984870

>>4981038

Bored before immortality, now she continued.

>> No.4984875

>>4984729
;)

>> No.4984893

So apparently grins aren't necessarily friendly.

>> No.4984897
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>>4981369

>> No.4984899

the original was "classified: baby goods. for sale, baby shoes, never worn."
thats 9 words with that in mind

long, lonesome road leading nowhere, better start walking faster

>> No.4984914

"Hallelujah", the priest ejaculated his sins.

>> No.4984921

>>4984749
Stop using memes you don't understand.

Six words

>> No.4984922

>>4981038
the war dog didnt last long

>> No.4984923

>>4984337
winner

>> No.4984932

>>4984799
kek

>my cat ate the extra oatmeal

>> No.4984936

He sobs, the door closed forever.

>> No.4984939

>>4981053

Made me chuckle.

>> No.4984945

>>4981038
To do list: Change doorknob condom.

>> No.4984966

"Your cat now soup", said Korean.

>> No.4984988

No art school equals dead jews.

>> No.4984994

religion is the cancer killing humanity

>> No.4985005

The Rapture happened but none noticed.

>> No.4985011

>>4985005
killing myself for the perfect honeymoon

>> No.4985017

jesus will not you touch me?

>> No.4985028

>>4983138
7/10

>> No.4985034

>>4984994

The hand pulls, a fedora tips.

>> No.4985043

I'm locked in a room with a Welshman. I am a sheep.

>> No.4985044

Life is shit then you die

>> No.4985048

Philosophy major explains his writing process

>> No.4985051

He forgot to delete his history.

>> No.4985055

>>4985005
10/10

>> No.4985329

>>4985051
gold

>> No.4985353

>>4981038

I tried, I succeeded, now you.

>> No.4985360

>>4985051
garbage

>> No.4985368

>>4985353
>I succeeded

Let us not talk falsely, now.

>> No.4985369

>>4985360

spray painted in the praise of others. Which makes it more valauble than your garbage.

Funny right?

>> No.4985372

>>4985368

Success, like men, is a process.

>> No.4985404

>>4982588
I struggle to find one interesting post in this thread.

>> No.4985413

fuck yer ma kill yer da

>> No.4985415

>>4983429
This is genius.

>> No.4985422

>>4985415
I disagree.

>> No.4985424

>>4985051
golden garbage

>> No.4985427

"Dad, mom is kill"

Silence.

"No."

>> No.4985428

its a precious thing we lost

>> No.4985430

>>4981038
a bootiful ring was insyd teh poptart

>> No.4985432

What did she order? Fish fillet.

>> No.4985436

>>4981343
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>> No.4985438

>>4981038
The retard was reading the sentence

>> No.4985444 [DELETED] 

>>4981038
Chocolate bar, looks delicious, was dog shit

>> No.4985445

>>4985415
It's not even grammatical.

>> No.4985453

>>4981038
Chocolate, looks delicious, was dog shit.

>> No.4985454

The basement window read: "ƎƆI⅃Oᑫ ⅃⅃AƆ"

>> No.4985456

>>4985445
Your face is not even grammatical.

>> No.4985457

>>4985453
this one may have six words, but it doesn't have trips.

>> No.4985461

I clicked, I fapped, I regretted

>> No.4985467

open arms, its not too late

>> No.4985469

>>4985454

Clever.

>> No.4985488

The sky was still deep sepia.

>> No.4985494

>>4981468
>not ejactulated

Could have been better.

>> No.4985510

>>4981038
The unforgotten memory pushed a tear

>> No.4985516

Please, give me a minute to

>> No.4985542

>>4981038
"I'll be there", she promised me...

>> No.4985612

Indignantly, he cried; father wouldn't listen.

>> No.4985638

>>4981038
Not for sale: baby shoes, worn.

>> No.4985767

>>4981038
family matters, but twas too late

>> No.4986274

Are your friends really your friends?

>> No.4986482

>>4986274
fuck off
gimme the dietys mask

>> No.4986677

>>4985454
Nice one, but where does one place a basement window? Isn't the basement underground?

>> No.4986686

>>4986677
not necessarily all the way.

>> No.4986692
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4986692

>>4986686
ooooooow

>> No.4986884

>>4981038
"Sadly, I won't be there tomorrow."

>> No.4987048

Blood soaked hands; my child, gone.

>> No.4987136

to bury, my brother, outside town