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Let's play a game /lit/!
Make up a title for a non-existing book you would read.
Example:
"1001 Tales of Sorrow, or How The Internet Hurt My Feelings"

>> No.5025053

>>5025014
Negroes Stole My Chevrolet: A Post-Industrial Tale of Survival in Detroit

>> No.5025058

Noniction:
How To Stack Books In A Pleasing Way

>> No.5025073

>>5025014
Das cock

>> No.5025088
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5025088

>>5025058

http://hiconsumption.com/2012/07/floating-conceal-wall-book-shelf/

>> No.5025094

Cockfights & Revolution

>a Colombian prostitute's perspective of daily events in a town addled with FARC/government/criminal violence

>> No.5025120

>>5025014
Harry Potter and the Anus of Clenching

>> No.5025158

You Laugh, You Lose: a novel

>A homosexual, OP, attempts to be original and creative only to be distracted by a group of exhibitionists jacking together at the park.

>> No.5025188

>>5025158
Spot on anon!
I am indeed gay, and happen to be in the park!

>> No.5025205

>>5025188
>made me lol

no offence, OP, my post was in reference to a 'you laugh, you lose' thread off /b/

>> No.5025233

Putting Out The Fireflies

>An American fighter pilot, during the second world war, follows around a brother and sister duo across Japan, destroying every city they visit, until radiation eventually kill the sister.

>> No.5025237

>The John in Our Greens.
A novel about one man's tragic journey to escape a vegetable patch using just the power of introspective thought and quirky self-pity.

>> No.5025239

The Bottomless Foreskin

>> No.5025251

>>5025014
THE COMMON AND ITS DEBT

>> No.5025254

The Green in our Johns

>Gumby is miniaturized and gets lost in the hamper of the universe's most evil blockhead.

>> No.5025267

/pol/: a novel

>it was the jews, niggers and mudslimes were involved

>> No.5025319

>>5025205
Oh none taken. My post wasn't far off actually.
Bi chick hanging out in the backyard.

>> No.5025390

>>5025014

Burying Hearts and Wounding Knees.

>The tale of a young, clumsy in love, medical intern prone to unfortunate psychotic episodes.

>> No.5026587

>>5025267
>/pol/: a novel
Gas the authors, book war now!

>> No.5026612

The blue in my pants,
and other stories

>> No.5026621

The Lump on My Dick

A story about a man with dick cancer and how he comes to terms with his own mortality and the fact that his dick may get cut off

>> No.5026625

On Morality

>> No.5026740

A Great Book

>> No.5026943

>>5026587
I would add:
>/polgbt/ a graphic novel

>> No.5026954
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5026954

>>5026621
Already a book.

>> No.5026988 [DELETED] 

18/20
Read 3/20

>> No.5027185

>>5025014
Mabuta no Ura

>> No.5027196

>>5025390
>until he gets arrow'd in the knee