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what books are you planning on finishing before you succumb to ebola?

serious question

>> No.5243498

Only black people can get ebola

>> No.5243513

Only my own.

>> No.5243807

a book about virology

>> No.5243808

GOODLUCK EBOLA

>> No.5243831

>tfw i just saw that there are two american ebola patients
OH SHIT
WE'RE DONE FOR. THERE'S NO TIME TO READ BOOKS, I NEED TO HAVE SEX NOW, I CANT DIE A VIRGIN

>> No.5243845

>>5243831
pls b in london

>> No.5244164

>>5243492
...Are you guys serious? You lodge in your mother's home and worry about a communicable disease? You'll be fine.

"The meek shall inherit the earth."
No kidding.

>> No.5244171

>>5244164
i lodge in you're mom's home, m8

>> No.5244485

>>5243492
10 euro that you're an american

>> No.5244510

>>5244485

10 bucks that yurobese

>> No.5244513

This thread is e-bola.

>> No.5244861

>>5244510
Our local news are full of "America is in the middle of a nonsensical ebola psicosis".
There is an ocean between you and Africa...

>> No.5244879

>>5243492
Don't tell anybody, but I'm writing a post apocalyptic novel where only basement dwellers survive, and where the normies who have contact to other normies die from some disease. After the purge the nerds leave the basement and fight for power mad max style.

>> No.5244973

>>5244879
A "no girls allowed" world?

>> No.5244989

As a guy who is moving to Africa in less than 2 months, I'm finishing War and Peace right now.

>> No.5245036

>>5244171
I'm lodged in ur mom.

>> No.5245043

>>5244861
We are?

Lel at the televisual generations.

>> No.5245050

>>5243831
As soon as there were American ebola patients, the US army remembered that it had an experimental serum it could use.
So I wouldn't worry.

>> No.5245057

>>5244973
There are also female nerds. Not pretty, but they exist. They're like dwarf women.

>> No.5245063

>>5245050
predictable

>> No.5245087

>>5245057
I thought that they were all hairy lesbians

>> No.5245100

mmm the stuff I read makes me bleed from the eyes already ha

>> No.5245107

>>5245087
Same difference.

>> No.5245119

>>5244861
I'm an Amerifat and I know of no such "psicosis". I suppose the news has spent a lot of time covering the two doctors being transported to Atlanta, but I can't blame them for wanting to talk about something other than Ukraine and Israel.

>> No.5245122

as we wander away from lit, i've gotta chime in and wonder why no terrorist who is willing to strap a bomb to himself has gotten himself sick with this and, well, gotten on a plane (why does it so often come back to airplanes?)
OP my book would be goodnight moon, maybe. never got to the end of that, always wondered what happened

>> No.5245473

this is how zombies start

>> No.5245487

>>5245122
why would he get on a plane
do you have any idea how ebola spreads?

>> No.5245488

since /lit/s too euphoric to say it
The Holy Bible

probably the Psalms

>> No.5245775

>>5245488

>since /lit/s too euphoric to say it

This is easily the most religion-friendly board here, what are you even talking about you tard.

>> No.5245790

>>5245487
Fine, my bad. Water supply then or whatever, or do you not understand the concept?

>> No.5245817

Ebola is self limiting, basically it's too nasty by being too quick.

The west probably will suffer an outbreak of Ebola sometime soon, which will kill all of one high profile upper class twat, who will be immortalized through endless news coverage, and several dozen poor people of no account.

Meanwhile, billions are being spent to come up with a cure that might save a few dozen western lives, while doing nothing to address the fundamental causes of where and why the disease originates.

Meanwhile - mental health, gun violence, addiction, cancer, heart disease, auto accidents, suicide, basic health care availability ...

>> No.5245985

>>5245122
>paranoid amerifats worrying about muh terrorists hatin' their freedoms

>> No.5246669

>>5245775

/pol/ could contend with /lit/ as the most religion-friendly board.

>> No.5246935

>>5246669
>contends
/pol/ wins hands down
They had Catholic threads

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5248041

Electric Koolaid Acid Test. Then Maybe Armageddon in Retrospect by Kurt Vonnegut.

Good choices?

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>>5247134