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Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:11:12 2015 No.5995683 [DELETED]

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Guys, I think we found the new Queen of /lit/: Smashie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNAlBOUJz2Q

We need to get her into patrician core pronto!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:13:05 2015 No.5995694 File: 614 KB, 789x1000, NapoleonBonaparte.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Harry Potter, Divergent, and Diary of a wimply kid make up most of her shelf A true literary scholar.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:13:43 2015 No.5995697 Her name is Ashlyn Moore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:15:27 2015 No.5995702 >>5995694 >teenagers like literature aimed at teenagers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:16:30 2015 No.5995710 >>5995694 She's literally twelve you pedant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:16:32 2015 No.5995712 >>5995702 I was already reading from the Western canon at 13.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:18:10 2015 No.5995722 >>5995702 >>5995710 So? Even at 12, you could easily read 1984 or something like Candide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:19:17 2015 No.5995726 File: 29 KB, 460x276, Tony-Blair-being-intervie-006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being a nonce

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:19:28 2015 No.5995728 >>5995683 I want /b/ and /pol/ to leave with your queens of Filipino flip book queens you pathetic fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:19:38 2015 No.5995729 >>5995712 Oh yeah? I already had 2 existential crises before I was 12.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:19:41 2015 No.5995730 RIP /lit/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:20:21 2015 No.5995735 >>5995722 Some people read for fun. There are whole hordes of people out there who like things that you don't like and they're enjoying them right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:21:12 2015 No.5995740 This board is sickening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:22:07 2015 No.5995745 >>5995712 >>5995729 Pfft I was arranging existential musing in my alphabetti-spaghetti when I was 11.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:22:08 2015 No.5995746 She's like 12 or 13, so no shit she will be reading Young Adult novels that appeal to her age. Not everyone was reading Don Quixote or Dostoyevsky at that age like us autists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:24:05 2015 No.5995755 >>5995683 tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:25:44 2015 No.5995764 >>5995683 You're literally raping her. Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:26:49 2015 No.5995768 Don't care how shit /lit/ thinks her literary tastes are, I'd fuck her hard.

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:28:12 2015 No.5995774

Alas! poor /lit/. I posted there, Horatio; a board of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; they hath called me a pleb a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those threads that I have lurked I know not how oft. Where be your shitposts now? your tripfags? your memes? your threads of merriment, that were wont to set the anons on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chapfallen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:32:18 2015 No.5995792 >>5995683 Is she shitfaced all the time? Is that her "thing"? Who keeps sniffling in the background?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:34:02 2015 No.5995803 >>5995792 That sound is her circle of beta /lit/ orbiters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:35:25 2015 No.5995810 >>5995803 I don't get it. Did she think that having a sniffling bimbo in the background would make the video better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:35:29 2015 No.5995811 File: 51 KB, 500x203, 4523452345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The final state of cancer. Ill miss you guys. its all over. we have been overrun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:39:42 2015 No.5995835 Andrew Garfield is /lit/ Carey Mulligan is the /lit/ community The Doctors are booktube threads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIECpiR8y04

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:41:19 2015 No.5995842 >>5995811 If you wanted that image to really hit home, it should be 2011-2014. Now it just looks like we still have a full year of fun times ahead of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:42:55 2015 No.5995851 >>5995774 underrated post

Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:43:13 2015 No.5995854
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>>5995842
>implying we don't

All we need to do is get smashie to read good /lit/. Then we gently coax her here.

BOOM.

New queen that doesn't make "amazon wishists" to cure her PTSD.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:44:16 2015 No.5995863 >>5995854 she's 13

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:44:46 2015 No.5995866 File: 25 KB, 500x375, 1420838248845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5995863 And?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:45:36 2015 No.5995872 we should harass every booktuber girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:45:51 2015 No.5995874 >>5995866 Being a paedophile is not good

>>	Feminarkist !!XI7SJUHr/Uv Tue Jan 13 23:46:09 2015 No.5995875 mods

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:46:15 2015 No.5995877 >>5995866 this guy is cool as h*ll

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:46:28 2015 No.5995879 Is it just me or has /lit/ turned to complete shit?

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