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"You're either regularly fucking Prime Teen Pussy or you're not. All else is meaningless abstraction"

I created that quite today. I'm now going to make some off the top of my head right now.

"Intellectualism is the refuge of the unfuckable."

OK that's all for now but stay on the lookout for my topics

>> No.6286418

I totally agree. If I was fucking prime teen pussy and wasn't using my intellect as a refuge to escape my unfuckableness, I wouldn't be on 4chan either.

>> No.6286423

K E K
E
K

>> No.6286436

If you actually had sex on a regular basis you'd know "prime teen pussy" is pretty bad.

>> No.6286449

>>6286436
This. Only /r9k/ virgins think that "pure" women are somehow better than experienced ones.

>> No.6286462

>>6286449
and /pol/

I mean there's a sweet spot. Not too many, not too few. Wanting a virgin though is just weird

>> No.6286464

don't apply your slave morality to the lives of true ubermensch
just because your philosophizing comes from weakness doesn't mean it's that way for everyone

>> No.6286472

>>6286462
>not too many
The cut-off is far higher than /r9k/pol/ would believe and that's only because people who've had 30+ sexual partners tend to be crazy in one way or another.

>> No.6286477

>>6286233
Heroin is the refuge of the unfuckable.

>> No.6286478

>>6286233
Wow, thanks. Insightful. I look forward to taking life lessons from a homosexual frog anytime.

>> No.6286479

>tfw I've only had sex with one person

living at home is terrible

>> No.6286487

>>6286479
Quality before quantity, friend. I'd have sex with another person though, just to see if you don't actually miss out.

>> No.6286490

>>6286478
homosexual frog
hahahahahahahahahahaha rekt

>> No.6286493

>>6286418
I'm fucking prime teen pussy on the reg. Still go to 4chan, still masturbate all the time and so on.

I know you will never believe me, but fucking prime teen pussy is not that different from not fucking prime teen pussy.

Everything in the world is exactly the same.

>> No.6286505

>>6286493
>on the reg
I've never quite understood that colloquialism, what with not being a native speaker and all. Do you have weekly meetings where you meet up with prime teen pussy and fuck it? Do you have a list of prime teen pussy phone numbers to call when you feel lonely on a cold night? Do you meet up with a different girl every night and tell her to fuck off after you've cummed inside her?

>> No.6286507

>>6286493
yeah, it's like how rich and famous dudes kill themselves for no reason. you are either happy or you aren't, nothing outside yourself can change that. (although, let's face it, life is a lot better when you're fucking prime pussy on the regs, you just feel so much ... i don't know how to describe it)

>> No.6286512
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6286512

>being this controlled by your wanton steed

>> No.6286513
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6286513

>be intellectual in mid twenties
>going to top national university
>last autumn i fucked four teenagers
>one lived right next to campus
>was doing library research one day and finished early
>went over to her place at noon, had a drink on the way
>bummed 2 beers and a bottle of champagne from her
>her friend was there
>fucked both of them at the same time
>one week later fucked another one in a tranny bathroom at the university uptown
>used to regularly fuck rich blonde high school student in random rooms of the gender studies department of university
>tfw intellectual life + prime teen pussy is ultimate combo

>> No.6286516

>>6286479
was it your mom?

>> No.6286525

>>6286513
Sounds like you still have one foot out of the door into becoming an intellectual. You need to either be a wizard and devote 100% of your energy into studying the noble arts, or be a self-proclaimed intellectual without the self control to abandon his carnal urges.

>> No.6286532

>>6286513
>>fucked both of them at the same time
You have two dicks? Whoa.

>> No.6286543

>>6286505
On the reg = regularly.

A few times a week. Is what I meant. You autist.

>> No.6286545

>>6286532
They were trannies, silly Anon. They obviously had a conga line.

>> No.6286548

>>6286532
How else do you think I got into the top national university and became an intellectual by my mid twenties? Oh you plebs do amuse me so!

>> No.6286553

>>6286532
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia
Educate yourself.

>> No.6286554

>>6286532
Don't be base, they were siamese twins who share a pussy

>> No.6286557

they were actually kind of chubby tbh

but i still count it as a massive victory

>> No.6286564

gr8 thread

>> No.6286574

>>6286553
>mfw this is real
https://imgur.com/a/uxvTo

>> No.6286576

Is the "teen" part because you're a pedophile, or because you think it's a status thing?

>> No.6286583

>>6286576
It's a 4chan status thing. Virgins from /r9k/ or /pol/ think "pure women" are better than their experienced counterparts so they see teen pussy as the pinnacle of sexual achievement even though it's neither hard to obtain nor that good.

>> No.6286586

>>6286233
Man, is this one of those blog threads?

I have a problem with premature ejaculation (I think), I can barely last 5 minutes on my first ejaculation, I am not sure if it was anything to do with my foreplay time being too long, but this shit is suffering. I am able to last 20+ minute the second time, but that doesn't matter that much.

My problem pretty much means that I am not able to fuck in one night stands, and that I have to explain the girl my inability to fuck her properly.

Hell is real and I am living in it.

>> No.6286587

>>6286576
>he doesn't know what happens to twentysomething pussy and skin

it's a mess m8

>> No.6286606

>>6286583
well theyve had less dicks inside them which makes it feel better for me

>> No.6286612

>>6286606
cuz its so small and you need all the tightness u can get for you and her to feel anything

>> No.6286624

>>6286612
nah b i just think we have a closer connection when she's had less dicks inside her

also nice job having a loose vag lol

>> No.6286627

>>6286586
>I can barely last 5 minutes on my first ejaculation
This is why you should jack off before having sex / going fishing.
It will also act as quality control when you try to get one night stands. You don't want to wake up next to a plebian fatty, do you?

>> No.6286631

>>6286462

What if you're terrified of being in a sexually competitive situation? Then the whole virgin thing makes complete sense.

It's basically just phobia for me. I've only ever had sex with a virgin and it was great.

>> No.6286638

>>6286606
Vagoos tighten after a while you retard.

>> No.6286643

>>6286624
>thinking vaginas must be either uncomfortably tight or loose
yep, you're a virgin.

>> No.6286647

>>6286606

Confirmed virgin.

>> No.6286649

>>6286586
I jizz in like two minutes. I'm jealous of you.

>> No.6286651

>>6286631
The competition is artificial, since sex isn't a merchandise or even in short supply. Go to a country that isn't puritan.

>> No.6286662

>>6286643
lol you said i have a small dick which is why i prefer them to have less partners. which isnt true

>> No.6286665

>>6286651

Some men such as myself are essentially phobic of being viewed as sexually inferior or assessed as sub-masculine. The plane fact that some men/women are more desirable or better at sex is enough to show that competition exists.

>> No.6286667

>>6286233
How do you get Prime Teen Pussy? My mind goes into blank crisis mode whenever anyone talks to me and I actively try to avoid everyone.

>> No.6286674

>>6286662
But you can't tell a girl's number of partners from the looseness of her vagina alone unless she's had like 40+ and given birth four times a la Nanny Ogg or is still a virgin. It's basic stuff.

>> No.6286676

>>6286662
it was your reply to that post which made me realize that you were a virgin.

>> No.6286683

>>6286667

I would also like to know how to get Prime Teen Pussy (henceforth PTP).

[I attend college as an undergraduate. It's hopeless isn't it?]

>> No.6286684

>>6286665
>sexually inferior
in what respects?
>sub-masculine
in what respects? Girls don't care. Don't tell me you're one of these sociopaths in denial that thinks people have "lizard brain" impulses that can be controlled with a few switches or something, or that we are all "hardwired differently" or some bullshit

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>Having sex with anyone under the age of thirty

>> No.6286687

>>6286627
That is what I was thinking about doing. I totally fucked it up yesterday with this girl, I guess I will need to be ready for the next time. Don't worry, I don't drop my standards that low.

>>6286649
Man, believe me, there isn't things as devastating as the look of a dissapointed woman because you couldn't last long enough. I felt dissapointed with me self, shit is not fun.

>> No.6286691

>>6286674
>>6286676
i think you guys are just slutty hambeasts or something

>> No.6286692

>>6286586

for me the most annoying thing is I was pop mega boners as soon as I fucking is on the horizon, like that awkward time when you're alone with the chick and you both know you're about to fuck but it's to early to start going at it...how the hell do you maintain your composure? so many times I had to bail on some hot sex because I was about to pitch a giant tent a little too early.

>> No.6286696

>>6286691
did all your sex education come from 4chan?

>> No.6286705

>>6286667
>>6286683
Make them to be interested in you, don't be elitist towards her, try to be light as a feather, bro. Step up that charisma and when the time is right, invite her for a drink.

Many people will say otherwise, but even with 2 beers, they will be more willing to have sex with you if they consider you attractive. Alcohol does wonders, it amazes me how it affects the psychology of some woman.

>> No.6286709

Fucking Anglos and Murrikans with their goddamn puritanism and other bullshit that instilled into their girls. Nobody ever wondered how retarded it was to persuade guys that they have to fuck a lot of women and women that they have to fuck as few guys as possible. The result is a bunch of frustrated Elliot Rodgers in becoming and superficial girls who still don't know how to suck dick at 25. I'm glad I still live on a sane continents with sane sexual mores.

>> No.6286714

the only bad thing about not fucking pussy on the reg is you have to find a time and place to wack it, which means you can't live in a place with roommates or little privacy, but then if you don't wack it you'll just start busting nuts in your sleep wacking up with jizzy mattress (which is why all these "nofap" faggots are full of shit) so what can you do? life would be so much easier if you didn't have to bust nuts every 3-5 days to avoid making a mess

>> No.6286719

>>6286684

No I'm pretty progressive, I think women are humans in the same sense that men are and I think it's good to approach and cultivate friendships and platonic relationships with women.

It's not really rational I guess, it's more pathological. I guess it's a kind of self-esteem issue.

I had a pretty awful and long-drawn-out breakup that ended up having me and my ex periodically pointing out each other's flaws in a vicious and unforgiving manner. Now that's bad enough, but when those flaws were exactly the things you already worry about it kind of leaves a stinging residue.

>> No.6286721

>>6286714
cut your own dick off

>> No.6286724

>>6286696
how is it wrong for me to have a preference for younger women?

>> No.6286729

>>6286586

Just mastubate a few hours before. Even 12 hours before will help a lot!

>> No.6286733

>>6286721
hey did anyone do a follow up interview with that guy from the wutang clan who chopped his dick off with a kitchen knife and then jumped off his balcony while high on pcp? has he transitioned to tranny? he still has his balls so isn't he still going to get horny? like that "i have no mouth but i must scream" but "i have no dick but i must bust a nut"

>> No.6286736

>>6286724
It's wrong to display your blatant lack of knowledge of female anatomy. You're either a virgin or a retard of gigantic proportions.