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Who's the biggest ho in history /lit/?

Ancient degeneracy really makes my weeny tingle.

>> No.7167143

Candaule's wife c*cked him pretty damn hard.

>> No.7167175

>>7167136
Hard to say because any powerful woman would have had such slurs thrown at her. Same as how historians thousands of years in the future would believe every celebrity was gay because that is the modern catch-all method of discrediting someone more successful than you

>> No.7167202
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7167202

Lots daughters who got their dad drunk and slept with him

>> No.7167221

Any stories of affluent females fucking their slaves? Don't know if the anon was trolling but some anon a while back was talking about the women in 1001 arabian nights fucking their slaves which sounds hot as fuck.

>> No.7167232

Lauren Mayberry

>> No.7167240
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>> No.7167249

>>7167202
Porntastic gossip males like to write down

>>7167136
How about the Anatolian custom of having middle class daughters earn their dowries by prostitution.

>> No.7167252

>>7167175
faggot.

>> No.7167271

>>7167221
the reverse is pretty much what happens all through Greek myths. Achilles son got Hectors wife as a sex slave

>> No.7167274
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7167274

Cassandra

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>>7167249
what are you doing still here?
close this jap imageboard and never come back.

>> No.7167310

>>7167271
males fucking their female slaves is pretty tame and vanilla tbh

I don't think I've heard of the opposite though.

>> No.7167318

>>7167136
By some accounts, the Queen of Sabah, but that's more mythology than history.
Also, Cleopatra, in a different way.

>> No.7167324
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7167324

King Minos' wife, Pasiphaë. She fell in love with a massive bull, and so had Daedalus build a wooden heifer she could hide inside, so that when the bull mounted the fake cow, she could mate with it.
This is how the Minotaur was made.

>> No.7167331

Catherine the Great

>> No.7167332

>>7167310
It was probably rather common.Look at how common adultery was in the nineteenth century, then imagine how much easier it is to fool around with hot people slaving in your massive domus.

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>>7167324
why boner
why

>> No.7167385

>>7167324
She did not "fall in love" with the bull, she was cursed by Poseidon.

>> No.7167396

>>7167324
what is this kafka-tier pornography

>> No.7167419

>>7167332
>It was probably rather common.
Source? Sleeping with slaves might have been legal but it carried opprobrium and was frowned upon.

>> No.7167445
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7167445

Interesting

>> No.7167467
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7167467

>>7167324
>getting cucked by an actual bull

jesus christ fam

>> No.7167470

>>7167221
yeah there are a few stories in the arabian nights with black slaves used as sex slaves. a great story is where this guy is castaway in a sorceress's kingdom and he becomes her lover. But when the guy spies on her she goes into the garden where theres a bunch of slaves and she picks the blackest slave and transforms both of them into birds and they fuck eachother as birds....

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>>7167324
reminds me of the Golden Ass. Has anyone seen Milo Manara's illustrations?

>> No.7167499

>>7167470
>arabcucks

>> No.7167502

>>7167240
kek

>> No.7167514

>>7167467
And then the guy who finally comes and kills the bastard bull-man-child leaves with Minos' daughter and dumps her on an island while she's sleeping. And then Minos gets killed when Daedalus, the very guy who helped his wife cheat on him, pours boiling water on him.

At least he got to be a sickass judge in Hades.

>> No.7167519

>>7167499
well iirc the castaway then rages and chops the nigga's head off, so at least he got revenge

>> No.7167587
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7167587

Aphrodite really got around. Were there any other goddesses who have her beat in terms of number of lovers?

>> No.7167601

>>7167587
for a goddess of beauty, Aphrodite looks pretty fat and average tbh.

if this was a goddess I wonder what the average greek woman looked like.

>> No.7167650

>>7167601
>fat
>average
Confirmed for decadent tasteless modern. You will never be άριστος.

>> No.7167655
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>>7167601
well they must have had different ideas of beauty back then and I would imagine they would go for those child bearing hips if they could.

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7167710

Would you grab her by the queinte?

>> No.7167795

>>7167467
Minos C.K. (Crete King)

>> No.7167816
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7167816

>>7167136
>woman dead for 1500 years throws on a bunch of photoshop and instangram filters to look better

Pic related is her actual mosaic

>> No.7167830

>>7167816
its a good a representation as anything else. Its not like her "actual" mosaic is any more accurate

>> No.7167924

>>7167830
white knight

>> No.7167991

>>7167136
It should be noted that Eleanor of Aquitane married Louis VII of France. But he was depressed all the time, so he didnt fuck her like she wanted, and when she went on Crusade with him, she spent alot of time Uncle Lord Raymond, something modern scholars have questioned but never repudiated. While she was with the army she insisted all her clothes were to be brought with her, and the size of the baggage train after the army made it lag, and enabled a massacre of pilgrims.

2 Months after she annulled her marriage with louis, she cucked him by marrying his rival henry, and fucked him silly, having 8 kids with him. Then Henry got bored with her and moved his mistress in (eleanor would later have her held down in a tub and had her veins opened), so she moved to Poitiers, and created another court where she had constant affairs until she got old.

>> No.7169077

Anonymous 09/27/15(Sun)17:38:07 No.71671

What made theodora a ho?

>> No.7169083

>>7169077
Being literally a prostitute before becoming empress

>> No.7169087

Anonymous 09/28/15(Mon)01:51:27 No.7169083

dam. anything spicy during her reign? I might have to wikipedia this one

>> No.7169101

>>7169087
bruh, you can quote someone by clicking on their post number.

For Theodora, the main legend is about her wishing she had holes in her nipples to accommodate more pono. Otherwise, not much specifically besides her being an actress+prostitute+acrobat before catching the emperor's eye and marrying him.

>> No.7169103

>>7167324

lol her ass is all bony and shit

>> No.7169114
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7169114

Reminder that if you think and SAY that a woman can fuck a man, you are among the top beta cucks

>> No.7169121

>>7169114
>playing ignorant toward reality

>> No.7169134
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7169134

>>7169114
yo, dude, peep this.

>> No.7169150

>>7167136
Λαις (Lais) a prostitute in ancient Greece (Korynthos I think...)
/lit/'s favorite Diogenis the cynic said the famous quote:
"Λύχνου σβησθέντος, πάσα γυνη Λαις"
which loosely translates to: after it is dark (the lights are turned off), every woman is the same as Lais.
(Implying that in the dark when you cant see, all the women "look" the same and their beautydoesn't count. It should be noted that Lais was very pretty. Diogenes said this after she said she was gonna have sex with him, but tricked him into having sex with an ugly maid or something... )

Is the above story known outside Greece I wonder, have you heard it before?

>> No.7169184

>>7167601
apparently during the time of Cicero greek men/boys were more beautiful than the women
they sure fell far in those 2000 years

>> No.7169209

>>7167830
How is a completely fictional version 'as good a representation' as a contemporary portrait? Sure, mosaic is shitty at showing details, but it's a world above something entirely fabricated.

>> No.7169210

>>7169134
>picture is of white people

The Jews are behind this

>> No.7169218

>>7167445
>>7167324
wow, that's pretty kooky
seems like something out of gravitys rainbow part 4

>> No.7169268

>>7167470
did that really happen though?

>> No.7169297

>>7167795
Criminally underrated post

>> No.7169299

>>7169268
if it's more interesting to think that it did, then by all means it did

>> No.7169371

>>7167249
can you fucking leave cunt?

>> No.7169393

>>7169268
tbh, no...but also I think the whole premise of arabian nights is that the king's first wife cheated on him. I may be conflating the stories again, cause there's so many in that book...but the way the king finds out is that like the other story, he sneaks back to his palace after his wife is gone and he sees her with all her female slaves in a garden full of black slaves and each one of them takes a blackamoor to bang and it turns into a huge orgy. No wonder he kills all his wives after that he got cucked beyond belief...

>> No.7169398

>>7169393
after he is gone to travel somewhere*

>> No.7170143

>>7167274
ajax the lesser a shit

>> No.7170596

>>7167467
I guess you could call it a cuck and bull story

>> No.7170614

>>7167136
You got it in one, probably.
Wasn't she a "dancer" and actress? At the time that was short steps away from being a literal prostitute

>> No.7170637

>>7169209
they are both completely fictional. I don't see what would be wrong with a contemporary portrait, its not like some spiritual value is lost. it doesn't really matter how you portray someone, there are many famous figures that never had accurate representations of them and are remembered by later drawn images. Look at how much Jesus has been romanticized

>> No.7170663

don't forget Chaucer's Reeve's tale.

brief synopsis:

Simkin the miller is a dick. He overcharges King's Hall for milling, so two young scholars decide to bring him the corn and see what he's up to.

Simkin outsmarts them, unties their horse, and steals some of their corn. They can't get the horse back so they offer to pay for a night's stay in his home. But it's small, so the miller, his daughter, his wife, their baby son, and the two students must all sleep in the same room.

Well they all have a merry time drinking wine before going to bed, but the students are not drunk, they lie awake. They come up with a plan to give the miller what he's got coming. One of them swaps the position of his bed and the baby's, while the other creeps over to the miller's daughter and starts fucking her almost before she wakes up, and she doesn't cry out. The miller gets up to go out to pee, and his wife goes over to check on the baby, but instead accidentally gets into bed with the second student, who promptly get onto her and starts fucking her.

Three times they copulate before morning, then they beat up the miller, get their grain back, and go back to Cambridge.

So they cucked him and fucked his daughter in the same room, and then beat him up.

and that's why we revere Chaucer, the father of English literature

>> No.7170712

>>7167324
lel, the fucking tail tied to the horn so as not to impede the bull's massive wang filling the slit.

>> No.7170729

Lol op then read gary jennings

>> No.7170746
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>>7167136
>yet no mention of Julia
Augustus daughter was such a slut that she was exiled to a deserted island with only her mother and maidservant as company as punishment for such whoring.
Valeria Messalina is far worse, but it's likely most of the tales of her were made up.
>Two accounts especially have added to her notoriety. One is the story of her all-night sex competition with a prostitute in Book X of Pliny the Elder's Natural History, according to which the competition lasted for 24 hours and Messalina won with a score of 25 partners.

>> No.7170750

>>7167271
Here's an interesting note - there is no word for "husband" or "wife" in Ancient Greek. There is only the word "bed mate" for a female.

>> No.7170759

Wasn't there some Rus woman who, before being buried with her husband, fucked every man in town?

>> No.7170778

>>7167471
I have that comic, the drawings are spectacular as always

>> No.7170790

>>7169150
Greekbro, can you confirm>>7170750?

(no, I had not heard about Lais, but I'm a pleb, though. I feel like I've heard the expression "they all look the same with the lights out," at some point, though)

>> No.7170800

>>7169150
I studied Ancient Greek in high school but never heard of it

>> No.7170804

>>7170759

This is from Ibn Fadlan's account of the Rus funeral. The woman is a thrall of the dead lord, who is made intoxicated and then fucked by all his carls. They then lift her on a door-frame to allow her to see through into the otherworld. She is then brought onto the lord's ship, fucked by his closest friends, and strangled to death while they're fucking so her corpse can be burned with him.

>> No.7170808

>>7170804
Vikings do not fuck around, holy shit. Thank you /lit/ for bringing Ibn Fadlan's book to my notice.

>> No.7170815

>>7169150
http://www.mixanitouxronou.gr/la%CE%90da/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lais_of_Corinth

https://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%9B%CE%B1%CE%90%CF%82

>> No.7170851

>>7170808
but the whole thing was about the Rus fucking around..

>> No.7170978

>>7169210
Pegging, cuckolding and BSDM are the whitest forms of sex

>> No.7170997

>>7170978
most jewish*

>> No.7171174
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Can't believe no one has mentioned Emperor Claudius' wife Messalina who once had a contest with a whore who could sleep with more men in one night.

>> No.7171190

>>7169297
this so much

>> No.7171220

>>7170851
rus nobility was vikings

>> No.7171235

>>7171220

no no, he was making a joke on the dual meaning of "fucking"

>> No.7171239

uh guys, Elizabeth Bathory murdered several hundred people and bathed in their blood. I think that's a liiittle more degenerate than having lots of sex. smh /litpol/

>> No.7171243

>>7171235
oh right
my bad I'm kinda tired
sorry for ruining the joke

>> No.7171320

>>7167587
>>7167655

Average, sure, but if you call these "fat" you are a moron.

>> No.7171322

>>7171239

>>7167136
>Who's the biggest ho in history /lit/

>> No.7171498

>>7169083
She was technically a dancer, friend.

>> No.7171511

>>7171174
I can't believe you didn't read the entire thread, particularly considering the most explicit pic in it pertains to what you claim has not been mentioned.
>>7170746

>> No.7171520

>>7171498
"Dancer" is just a polite name historians give to history's prostitutes.

>> No.7171553

>>7170663
The Miller's tale was based too. The nigga in that story is no cuckold. It's also my vote for the most laugh out loud funny of any of the tales.

>> No.7171577

>>7170596
reddit gold sent ;)

>> No.7171819

>>7169184
Yeah, if you were Greek and gay.

>> No.7171848

>>7171819
All Greeks are gay.

>> No.7171864
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>>7171819
>and

>> No.7171877

>>7167175
Someone a thousand years from now will think our celebrities are gay because most of them are

>> No.7172055
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>>7167136
Salome was pretty notorious for being lewd.

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>>7167136>>7167136
it is this whore

it exists in english

the whore says that she goes to parking lots for truckers and spread their legs before them