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764229 No.764229 [Reply] [Original]

Apparently, /b/ has a new queen. do we have a Queen/king/ruler? can we get one? or are we all anarchists

>> No.764234
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764234

Well, Keanu Reeves has recently ascended to God of /v/ alongside /a/ and (not sure if so, but apparently) /tv/. And I mean, he's got nothing to do with /v/. So why not bring him here too.

>> No.764233

pic related, that's the queen

>> No.764237

>>764234
Keanu's a pretty cool guy, but I don't want him spammed everywhere here.

Anyone read his quotes?

>> No.764235

>>764229
We're neither.

We don't need 'rulers' or any of that shit. We just discuss literature here.

>> No.764238

so keanu-1
no one-1

>> No.764239

LITERATURE

>> No.764242

i got it. God will be our ruler- he did write the oldest book in the world after all.

>> No.764243

That woman is not the queen, and we don't need your /b/ shit bringing over here. We discuss literature and that is all.
Good day to you, sir, and kindly leave.

>> No.764244
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764244

>> No.764247

>>764243

not trying to bring /b/ over here just wanted to know if we had a ruler is all.

>> No.764251
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764251

I don't think anyone would be as appropriate as Johannes Gutenberg.

>> No.764252

>>764242
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAAHAA!!!!
OMG You are comic genius.

>> No.764256

Keanu should be the king

>> No.764257

so keanu-1
no one-1
Johannes Gutenberg-1
God-1

>> No.764264

George Orwell

>> No.764268

I vote for keanu reeves

>> No.764263

>>764252
thank you!

so keanu-2
no one-2
Johannes Gutenberg-1
God-1

>> No.764269

not gonna lie. george orwell is basically the best.

>> No.764272

Shawn Wunjo

>> No.764273

Stephen King.

Hey gaiz

>> No.764276

Oscar Wilde is already queen of /lit/.

>> No.764279

J.K. Rowling

>> No.764280

>>764251
I agree. All other opinions so far should not be taken seriously. Then again, this whole thread shouldn't.

>> No.764281

so keanu-3
no one-2
Johannes Gutenberg-1
God-1
Shawn Wunjo-1
george orwell-2

>> No.764283

I vote for Goldman Sachs

>> No.764288
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764288

"I've swapped a lot of books with him in the last nine month.s He is one of the most voracious readers I've ever met," Derrickson says. "he's very unpretentious about it. Nobody really knows, and he doesn't really care that nobody knows." Nor does his reading come across as a glued-on Hollywood affectation-like a habit, say, of toting around a yellowed copy of Leaves of Grass in an attempt to look a few millimeters deeper than a smear of Kiehl's eye cream.

Reeves isn't pretentious enough for /lit/, methinks.

>> No.764289

so keanu-3
no one-2
Johannes Gutenberg-2
God-1
Shawn Wunjo-1
george orwell-2
jk rowling-1
stephen king-1
Goldman Sachs-1

>> No.764291

Keanu, definetly.

>> No.764294

"I am at this moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip." - Ignatius J. Reilly

>> No.764297

F. SCOTT FITZGERALD

>> No.764300

larry the cable guy?

most of us are hipsters, and it would be so ironic

>> No.764301

so keanu-3
no one-2
Johannes Gutenberg-2
God-1
Shawn Wunjo-1
george orwell-2
jk rowling-1
stephen king-1
Goldman Sachs-1
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD-1

>> No.764302

Queen Lucia

>> No.764303

No one, faggots, this is /lit/ - literature

>> No.764305

so keanu-3
no one-3
Johannes Gutenberg-2
God-1
Shawn Wunjo-1
george orwell-2
jk rowling-1
stephen king-1
Goldman Sachs-1
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD-1

>> No.764307

Bro Broski

>> No.764308
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764308

It has always been bookface.

Now go away.

>> No.764310

OP here. i actually like bookface. forget i evar posted this thread. LONG LIVE BOOKFACE

>> No.764312

Keanu, for sure.

>> No.764313

Sequoyah Snaketail

>> No.764316

Kilgore Trout

>> No.764318

NOT LITERATURE

NOT LITERATURE

NOT LITERATURE

NOT LITERATURE

NOT LITERATURE

>> No.764314
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764314

>> No.764320

>>764318
Hush. /lit/'s a slow moving board, it can afford threads like this.

>> No.764327

>>764320
Queen of /__/ threads are cancer and shouldn't be on any fucking board

>> No.764328

>>764320
Threads like this are the reason /lit/ is slow. The people who come here to talk about books get their threads bumped off the front page by bullshit like this, so they never come back.

>> No.764330

>>764328

THEN WHY CONTRIBUTE TO THE BUMP?

>> No.764335

>>764328
it was only a question. i didnt mean to ruin /lit/
OP is sorry.

>> No.765294

>>764276

This is an undisputed fact.

>> No.765306
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765306

erm....

hello?

THIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY QUEEN OF /LIT/.

He was made supreme female souvereign of this board at the beginning, just as hobbesian doctrine dictates.

/thread

>> No.765316
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765316

There's only one character qualified to be the ruler of /lit/ - the Librarian.

>> No.765323

>>765306
Long live the queen!

good to see some virtuous chevaliers from the old days...

>> No.765328

>>764227
http://tinyurl.com/2wzsgem f3ea7ddb91e05f40dc47a641acddb66c

>> No.767342
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767342

wilde is the queen