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"A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault.
But a hot boy . . . well."
does really females thinks like that?!

>> No.7874966

Yes, take a middle aged man's ideas of how a teenage girl thinks at face value. What could go wrong!

>> No.7874968

Yeah, that line kind of shocked me too. What happened to nerdfighters embracing everyone regardless of appearance?

>> No.7874974

Yep. My sister said it unironically last week.

>> No.7874996

delete this thread right now

>> No.7875034

>>7874961
Horny John really knows what makes the ladies tick

>> No.7875053

>>7874961
No, just John Green.
He's a sick man, I don't know why people buy his books.

>> No.7875059

Yeah, having a qt boy stare at you is quite exciting.
t. heterosexual male.

>> No.7875192

stare-rape lads

>> No.7875215

It's hard to tell sometimes whether John Green is actually one of the most popular Authors on here unironically. Like you'd think it was a joke, but there is seriously multiple active threads about him everyday.

>> No.7875281

John Green is a 18 y/o female trapped in a 40y/o males body

>> No.7875917

>this is an actual quote

>> No.7875938
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7875938

>>7874961
Loud Fart From The Start

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>>7875938

>> No.7877302

>>7874961
Coming from a girl, this is nowhere close to how we think

>> No.7877519

>>7875215
Considering every other thread is usually shitposting about Pynchon, DFW or Corncobs, I think it's pretty safe to say it's ironic

>> No.7877554

>>7877302
No, but it's how you feel. Don't tell me that a compliment and flirtations from a cheeto gobbling neckbeard and a well groomed hyperchad make you feel the same way. Cause I feel a glow following me when a pretty girl gets handsy with me and just feel sad when an uggo/fatty tries to come on to me.

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>>7874996

>> No.7877760

>>7877302
>>7877554

This.

It's not a bad thing per se, but it's naive to think humans aren't, in general, hardwired to be a bit shallow.

There's a reason me and Chris Hemsworth -even if he were a gas station clerk- could spit the same game and only the latter would get anywhere.

>> No.7877794

>>7877554
it's true, but i just wish people would stop feeling so bad and realize it's ok to be unattractive and ok to be a shallow fuck

>> No.7877945

>>7877600
Is that MC Ride?

>> No.7878110

>>7874968
>Yeah, that line kind of shocked me too. What happened to nerdfighters embracing everyone regardless of appearance?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Sorry, faggot, but human nature was around long before Tumblr and will be around long after.

>> No.7878208

>>7877794
>It's ok to be unattractive
>Imblyign imbligayshuns

>> No.7878349

>>7878110

Nice reading comprehension

>> No.7878362

>>7877794
unless you were born with a genetic deformity, most people have way more power over their attractiveness than they think. consistent healthy food and exercise goes a long way

we're hardwired to respond differently to people we perceive as attractive and trying to change that will only lead to cognitive dissonance

make the investment in your attractiveness or don't complain

of course there's more to attraction and such than just physical attractiveness, but it goes a long way, and about nobody with any choice in the matter will pick a partner they perceive as unattractive

there's nothing shallow about it, it's just nature, and I'm not even making the naturalistic fallacy

and in most cases most people who need to play the "don't be shallow"-card don't actually have anything to offer, no matter their level of physical attractiveness

>> No.7879461

>>7874961
No, that's what a middle-aged man thinks teenage girls sound like.

>> No.7879467

>>7874961
Why the fuck is this trash novel the most discussed book in the board? There's even more shitposting about Green than Dave at this point. You should be ashamed senpai.

>> No.7879470

>>7878110
>human nature
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.7879485

>>7875215

I thrive on the hate, as do many others. Though I haven't really been on /lit/ since the imgur chart disaster, so I wouldn't be surprised if you're right.

>> No.7879830

I cannot get through Green's books. It reads like a fan-fiction honestly.

>> No.7880883

>>7878110
1. that post was a joke, you autist
2. """""human""""" """"""nature""""""

>> No.7880978

>>7875215
Shit, he's on to us

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7881072

"A nonhot girl stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault.
But a hot girl . . . well."
does really males thinks like that?!

>> No.7881087

>>7881072
replace "nonhot girl" with "gay male" and you're on to something

>> No.7882273

>>7881087
replace "gay male" with "fat old black man" and you're on to something.