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It is the weekend. Where is jp? Any wishlist thread tonight?

>> No.863045

No sign so far.

>> No.863049

Jesus Christ, you people are selfish. If he posts, enjoy it.

Don't fucking request it.

>> No.863050

It's 2:30 in the freaking morning.

>> No.863056
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>> No.863064

>>863056

Those are ugly boobs. Get some better ones.

>> No.863070

>>863064
i disagree

>> No.863078

>>863064

Sure is ridiculously high standards. Those are fine.

>> No.863096

>>863049
This.

>> No.863099

>>863064
>Still waiting to hug a girl.

>> No.863102

lol jp incites greed and rage even when he isn't around.

>> No.863104

>>863102
Greed and rage and DELICIOUS BREASTS, morelike. Seriously though, jp incites rage? The threads I've looked through have been full of awesomeness.

>> No.863111

Delete this thread OP, or you will give him incentive to never post here again.

>> No.863114

I'm tellin ya, he's Keyser Soze.

>> No.863125

>>863111
Think again.

Go right ahead people, post your wish lists.

>> No.863129

>>863125
Well played, jp. Well played.
http://amzn.com/w/1JZZ8ESPWQQDW

>> No.863135

>>863129
Oh, and... uh... feel free to ignore the RPG gamebooks. I haven't exactly tailored my wishlist specifically for /lit/'s browsing.

>> No.863136 [DELETED] 

http://amzn.com/w/14D05X7HFI7A3
No harm in trying, I suppose.

>> No.863138

I am lurking. I do not feel very well today. I need to be at work tomorrow so I am just lurking and keeping things calm here. Hoping I can get to sleep soon.

>>863125 is a troll.

>> No.863149

http://amzn.com/w/28TH9AEYO2GRB

>> No.863151

>>863138
Huh! I was looking at the trip and thinking 'Hmm... that doesn't look right... but I can't fucking remember what it should look like anyway. Oh well."

>> No.863152

>>863138
Buy people stuff and you'll feel better! :)

>> No.863154

>>863138
FFFFFFFFF- I'm >>863149, nevermind then. We love you jp

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>>863125

>THINK AGAIN!

You are now Liquid Ocelot.

>> No.863163

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1NYLP4DE0PIHR

But in all honesty there are people with less money than me and I have more than enough books. I completely understand if I don't get anything.

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>>863163
>They're still being trolled

>> No.863167

Guys, I use these threads to perv on the wishlists of others so I can check out the stuff that looks interesting before folding it into my own wishlist. This is better than general "suggest a book" threads.

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863168

I'm actually ashamed that he had to see the claim jumper and quick draw list posters. Way to make the guy want to do things like this ever again!

>> No.863173

>>863167

Haha I totally do the same as well.

>> No.863186

>>863168
>Way to make the guy want to do things like this again!

Thanks :3

>> No.863199

I never post my wish list, but I love to see what other people have on theirs.
>>863129
The Whalestoe Letters? A true House of Leaves fan is among us!
>>863149
Never read the master and the margarita? It's pretty good.
>>863163
Albert Camus has seen his popularity surge lately. Is this a libertarian thing?

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>>863186

>> No.863244

>>863199
I'm a communist, so no.

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>>863129
>>863149
>>863163
Have a good night /lit/

>> No.863258

>>863255
forgot my trip :/

>> No.863265

>>863255
Thanks a million, jp. I swear that I will go on to buy a book for another /lit/ denizen. Have a good one.

>> No.863271

>>863125
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2BZAZGLVOS6I5

You're amazing jp.

>> No.863280

>>863271
I'm pretty sure he just took off, but that Kevin Crossley Holland book on Norse Myths is awesome.

>> No.863284

>>863271
Man, it would drive me INSANE to not have the Dark Tower series all in the same coverset.

>> No.863285

>>863280
Dang it. Second time now I've missed out. ;_;

Is it? I'm trying to get more books on the subject because I'm trying to learn more about paganism, and a friend suggested that Freyja is likely my patron goddess, so I'm trying to learn as much as I can.

Another kind anon already gifted me "The Prose Edda" which is really good.

>> No.863293

>>863285
To be fair, it's a bit silly saying that you've missed out when you've already had someone gift you a book once.

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>>863285
OK. I really need to get to bed. You guys be safe this weekend!

>> No.863300

>>863295
Oh man, you're the best.

>> No.863301

>>863293

I agree. It is bad form to post your wishlist if you've gotten something before. It's like cutting in line.

>> No.863306

http://www.amazon.co.uk/wishlist/Y9TG8REITQ1B

<3 <3 <3

One day when my loan comes in, I shall do this.

>> No.863312

http://www.amzn.com/w/94Y8HWD07FEK

Books are in order of priority. Thanks.

>> No.863316

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2Y954RA6KXE0G

>> No.863317

>>863293
>>863301
I suppose. Though the gifting was done in a completely different thread by a different person so I don't know if that counts.

If it does, my apologies. I won't post again in a thread like this.

>> No.863329

Somebody better post tits.

>> No.863337

>>863317
WOAH, woah, slow down, man. I didn't mean to try and dissuade you from posting in wishlist threads at all! It just sounded a *touch* unappreciative, you know?

>> No.863338

>>863329
see
>>863056

>> No.863341

Does anyone else feel like the poor guy got trolled into buying books for these people?

>> No.863343

>>863338
New tits. Those are a week old.

>> No.863345

>>863343

I could post man tits...but I don't think anyone wants to see that.

>> No.863349

>>863337
Trust me, I'm far from unappreciative. I made a thread thanking the guy for his gifts and I and just as thankful to jp for his kind gift as well. I could never act that way. I was taught to always appreciate any gesture of kindness. If some view it unfair that I've been given gifts twice this week, then I want to even the "playing field" (as it were) by not posting in wishlist threads for a while.

>> No.863354

>>863341
A little bit, but he didn't seem to complain. Besides, he can just easily just say no. He pops in and mentions he is feeling sick then drops $75 worth of books on anon and wishes them a safe weekend. And nobody bothered to tell him "get well soon". He is /lit/s caretaker. BUT WHO CARES FOR THE CARETAKER?????

>> No.863358

>>863354
The same people who watch the watchmen.

>> No.863365

>>863349
A while back, he said if he recognized the name as someone he shipped to before, he would just skip over the entry. I am sure it isn't a big deal. I just like to watch these threads for the way he drops in and gives to people. This place usually goes crazy.

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jp,

Hope you get well soon.

Love,
anon

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>>863386
>>863388
>>863391
>>863393

>> No.863402

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3DVFS6L9Z2MY0

Thanks jp!

Also, will I recieve email notification if my wishlist is purchased?

>> No.863404

>>863402
your link is bad

>> No.863406

>>863402
There's a checkbox on your wishlist options thing that'll detmine whether you get notification or it's left as a surprise.

>> No.863407

^^ cut out the shit between hash and amazon.

>> No.863410

>>863406
I'm pretty sure I checked notified ~.~

>> No.863412

Hey jp, get better soon. Many thanks for the books received this week, dunno if you saw the post with the pics.

>> No.863415

>>863410
Even if you didn't, Amazon will warn you if you try to buy something that someone's secretly bought you from your wishlist already.

Also, your link is still broken.

>> No.863416

>>863410
Open your wishlist and click the Share with Friends button and paste the link that comes up. It should be "www.amzn.com/*"

Also, jp went to bed, but maybe some kind anon can help out.

>> No.863423

If anyone else is feeling kind tonight :-)

http://www.amazon.ca/wishlist/21GM1KYXV6BOR

>> No.863424

http://amzn.com/w/3DVFS6L9Z2MY0

And yea, I have no money :S

>> No.863427

>>863423
I am so in love with your name. Will you please marry me? I promise to take you antiquing in Gold Country every summer weekend.

>> No.863431

>>863427
Seconding the nice name remark, but CDN? I'm busting out the 'ol currency converter.

>> No.863432

>>863416

Are you the kind anon for Nigra?

>> No.863436

You guys are freaking shameless.

>> No.863437

>>863431
>Forks was literally my personal hell on Earth.
Misuse of the term "literally" drives me insane.

>> No.863438

>>863437
Whoops, wrong thread.

>> No.863439

>>863427

Lol. Thanks for that. Weekend antiquing sounds lovely. We can pick up a bottle of red and a little something else after for a twilit picnic.

>> No.863443

>>863439
Do you prefer spermicidal foam or regular old rubbers?

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>>863443

>> No.863448

>>863443

Flavoured ;-)

>> No.863449

>>863443
And they say romance is dead.

>> No.863450

>>863443
>old rubbers?
Cheapskate. There are some things it's not okay to recycle like that.

>> No.863453

>>863423
I just added Microserfs to my wishlist after looking at yours.

>> No.863457

>>863424
>>863424
You have some pretty nice stuff Nigra.

>> No.863459

>>863423
>Le Horla (Dodo Press)
>Crime and Punishment

Order Number: 103-4116184-3776247
Recipient: Elodie Librearbitre
Delivery Address:
Elodie Librearbitre
Montreal, Quebec
(Full address hidden for privacy)
Shipping speed: Standard International Shipping
Order total: 35.35 CDN$
Billing Adress:
CENSORED
Attica, NY 14011-9567

>> No.863460

>>863453

Cool. It's a great book. You might want to check out Life After God as well (nothing to do with religion.) That's my favourite from Coupland.

>> No.863464

>>863459

Old trick, troll. They're still on the list.

>> No.863468

>>863439
I wasn't kidding. Seriously, I will marry you simply because of that exquisite name.

>> No.863472

>>863468
If you don't want to marry him, then you can marry me. I have family members rooted in history. Some of my ancestors were money lenders to Napoleon and one of my relatives was the royal painter for Czechoslovakia.

>> No.863474

>>863468

Or you can buy her a book.

>> No.863477

>>863468
>>863472
Quick it, chuckleheads. You're tarnishing my image of this board as being above such uncouth vying for the affections of a girl.

>> No.863478

>>863474
... chivalry

>> No.863479

>>863478

Indeed. *sigh*

>> No.863480

Elodie, if you are taken, hook me up with Annique.

>> No.863482

>>863480

That's a super cute name too!

>> No.863488

>>863482
>>863480
Oh goddamnit. I'm bailing on this forsaken thread.

>> No.863489

>>863472
>>863468

Oh, you guys. How can I choose between you? Visions of golden summer afternoons versus the romance of history...

>> No.863493

Can someone please be a kindanon?

I've yet to see any gifting here :(

http://amzn.com/w/3DVFS6L9Z2MY0

>> No.863494

>>863489
You could just have a devil's three-way.

>> No.863498

>>863493
Nigra, it's unbecoming to beg.

>> No.863499

>>863489
Romanceofhistoryfag here.

I'd take you ballroom dancing and I'd show you the classy nonsexual sides of romance.

>> No.863501

>>863494
How is that different to a regular three-way?

>> No.863503

>>863501
It's two guys and one girl.

>> No.863507

>>863503
That totally doesn't deserve a special name.

>> No.863510

>>863507
Says the guy who had one and is ashamed of it.

>> No.863511

>>863499

What music would you have us dance to? What would you wear for a boutonnière?

>> No.863513

>>863306
Hey, Beta-Male Duff! How's it hangin'?

>> No.863515

>>863511
We would dance to whatever you would want to and I would have no need for a boutonnière since I would be wearing a gentleman's suit and not a tuxedo.

>> No.863530

>>863515

Hey man, boutonnières can be worn with a regular suit.

>> No.863531

I'm glad to see how many wishlists have House of Leaves on them.

>> No.863533

>>863530
Not Victorian era suits.

>> No.863534

>>863530
This thread needs to die... Lets let it go smoothly and quietly

>> No.863535

I am now using search and replace on a short story I have written. The 2 female characters are now Annique and Elodie.

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>Librearbitre

>mfw when you guys don't realize that this name is totally made up

>> No.863538

You cheap pricks, just buy her a book already!

>> No.863539

>>863538
Stop it, Elodie.

>> No.863540

>>863536

Yo, it's French.

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>>863540
No shit.
The words are french, the name is not.

>> No.863546

www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3ON5W8HBTKUOI

Ignore the none-book items plz.

>> No.863550

>>863546
Suits, "happy puppets", audio equipment... what's going on here, David?

>> No.863552

>>863538
jp went to bed. Nobody else will fulfill our meager dreams.

>> No.863553

>>863550
HAHAHA. This nigga fucked up.

>> No.863554

>>863530
He's also not going to prom.

>> No.863558

>>863546
>The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas
WhatthefuckamIlookingat.jpg

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>>863550
>Happy Puppets

Oh god, I'm laughing like a fucking idiot at this.

>> No.863567

This thread = death of gifting

>> No.863571

I bought you Microserfs, Elodie.

>> No.863583

>>863571

Many thanks kind anon! Passez un bel été. *bisous*

>> No.863591

>>863583
Will you marry me?

>> No.863592

>>863591
samefag

I also speak German and some Latin, so if you speak either we could have non-English conversations.

>> No.863593

>>863591
I will marry you... Only if you put out on the first date though

>> No.863594

>>863593
Liar. You're not Elodie.

>> No.863595

>>863594
No, but I will marry you

>> No.863596

>>863592

I wanna learn latin with Rosetta Stone. Is that any good?

>> No.863597

>>863595
You probably have a boring Anglo name. So no.

Also, you're probably a guy.

>> No.863598

>>863596
If you have the cash to blow... or the internet and a loose conscience...

>> No.863599

>>863596
I learned through school so I wouldn't know.

>> No.863600

>>863597
Yep... Dick and everything... And yes... Very Anglo-name... but you can call me anything you want baby ;)

>> No.863601

>>863598
>Implying you've never downloaded an e-book

>> No.863603

>>863601
I have not... Yay for good local libraries

>> No.863604

>>863603
Not everyone is so lucky.

>> No.863605

>>863604
Kick your mayor in the balls and tell him books or GTFO

>> No.863607

>>863605

Unless you're a Fox viewer in Chicago.

>> No.863609

>>863607
Do those exist?

>> No.863701

Now when I see OPs pic, I think the girl is named Elodie and she is accepting my finger.

>> No.863727

JP please wake up. I wanted to ask you if you will buy some textbooks for me!

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>>863727

>> No.863743

>>863741
Love the pic. Moar?

>> No.863749

>>863743
It is how I picture Elodie and Annique

>> No.863795

Damn. I'm always too late.

>> No.863825

I want to suck on your titties.

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>>863255