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8658796 No.8658796 [Reply] [Original]

says it's shit. i know its good. has had interest before. end of rope with queries. just fuck my shit up.

>> No.8658865

>>8658796
Ya gotta post an excerpt if you want us to fuck your shit up, man

>> No.8658906
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8658906

>>8658796
>says it's shit. i know its good.

DROPPED

>> No.8658916

Post it, we'll tell you if it's good without ulterior, pecuniary, motives.

>> No.8658925

>>8658796
hey, at least you got it in the hands of a publisher. i never got an agent. now i'm sitting here stoned on a tuesday night listening to knausgaard on tape.

>> No.8658926

>>8658865
>>8658916
Okay, here's the first sentence:

>"Shanequia realized, with a sort of laugh, that every joke she had recently heard had been told by herself, to herself, and at her own expense."

>> No.8658928

Publish it on Amazon
Find a place filled with your niche readers
Shill it as hard as you can
Hope it sells
Go back to the publisher, show hiim the numbers
Get published
Profit

>> No.8658933

>>8658926
>Shanequia
Gezundheit.
Fuck off.

>> No.8658939

>>8658926

I think I vomited a little in my mouth.

>> No.8658943

>>8658926
Holy... I want more

>> No.8659190

>>8658926
It's not bad desu senpai. Don't give up. There's a fuckton of publishers out there.

>> No.8659210

>>8658928
>the state of the publishing industry
>you have to publish yourself before they will publish you

>> No.8659378

>>8658926
holy... i want more

>> No.8659402

>>8658926
Moly... I want hore

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8660774

>>8658796
It may be more of a legal issue for the publisher because the copyright to My Little Pony characters belongs to Hasbro.

>> No.8660867

>>8658926
>Shanequia
kek
It's not too bad, bit cliché but I've read worse openers.

>> No.8660901

>>8659210
>Now hiring Dishwashers
>Need Master's degree and 5 year's dishwashing experience
>Need 2000 people subscribed to your snapchat, at least four members of the Presidential cabinet added on Linkedin, and a YouTube channel subscriber count similar to Pewdiepie's in order to be published
Thanks Boomers.