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877594 No.877594 [Reply] [Original]

i just found this on /b/. it's so true, so guys, please take notice... this is practically why i broke up with my last boyfriend

>> No.877595

retard fail troll

>> No.877597

>>877595
WHO CARES YOULL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM haha i still win

>> No.877598

>>877594
so hey.. mmh- why you cut the last part where she gets it?

>> No.877604 [DELETED] 

Shir, even Tolstoy didn't write this much.

>> No.877606

Shit, even Tolstoy didn't write this much.

>> No.877609

>>877598

>>877594
will you answer op? or does your failtrollin makes you feel like the fuckin idiot you are?

>> No.877615

>>877598
wut

>> No.877618

Christ it's really true. I may love books but some people really have gotten it wrong.

>> No.877634

>found this on /b/

Fuck off.

(btw, /b/ didn't produce that image)

>> No.877636

somebody post the whole thing, plox.

>> No.877641

>>877636
im requesting it but noone has it...

>> No.877642

>>877634
of course not.

>> No.877647
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877647

I lol'd, pray tell you don't really think anyone on /lit/ is miserable like that, please, take yourself and that image back to /b/ or /v/ where you both belong, secretly wanting to suck unambitious loser cock.

>> No.877659

You're right, let's just stop reading!

>> No.877672

That's not what I'm saying. I just hate it when guys act like this, like 'the moping nice guy who really loved you all along'. Live a little. Girls hate nice guys.

>> No.877681

>>877672

What.

>> No.877682

Women like simple men because they hate to be challenged.

>> No.877685
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877685

Maybe she's right..

>> No.877689
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877689

You should have left this on /b/ where it belongs. I'm out. sage!

>> No.877694

>>877672

I left my ex for the "moping nice guy who loved me all along". Best decision I ever made.

>> No.877695

I'm getting laid just fine having played rpgs and read a bunch of books. Maybe you're just bitter about fucking a string of morons.

>> No.877705

This comic is kinda true, but on the otherside you have to consider what happened before such a conversation takes place.
Maybe a guy in such a position is not just boring, like in the comic, but has just a low self-consciousness, what leads him to think, that girls wont love him, or be attracted to him, if he wont act, like the guy in the comic.

>> No.877721

>>877694
ahahaha no you didn't shut the fuck up

>> No.877727

>>877721

Ahahaha, yes I did.


Virgin.

>> No.877728

>>877721
Someone's jealous, methinks.

>> No.877729

>>877694
same here. Two years later, I regret that decision more than anything.

>> No.877731

reported for off-topic

>> No.877732

>>877672

so, why do you hate nice guys? i've met several girls like this, but never really understood their motivations.

also, i think the last thing our society needs is more of the "live a little" mentality. sure, there's a time and a place for that, but i think the number of ineffectual alcoholic MANLY MEN far outnumbers the quiet intellectual types who, y'know, give a shit.

>> No.877738

and another reason why women are completely useless, fickle, and ultimately disgusting creatures.

>> No.877741

>>877636
>>877641

That is the original. The other ones you have seen are shoops by cool/butthurt anons

>> No.877742
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877742

>>877738
Sounds like you got dumped and never recovered. It's okay, women aren't as scary as you think.

>> No.877746

>>877742

...fuck how'd i get figured out so fast?

>> No.877748

>>877727

Took a little longer than usual but there we have it.

The accusation of virginity, used as though it were an insult and somehow makes a person of lesser quality to have not engaged in sexual intercourse.

You must be so proud to be so myopic.

>> No.877749

>>877732
Agreed about the lack of sensitive men in society. I believe the blame can partially rest on baby-boomer fathers who teach their sons about masculinity and denounce things like art, music, etc.

Personally, I'd rather date a man who's kind and intelligent, rather than "badass" and boorish. The girls who marry/date those types usually end up living sad, lonely lives. They have to be desperate, as are men who marry/date sluts.

>> No.877755

>>877748
this is the internet b*tch, everything can be an insult. you prawn-smelly-motherfucker. yeah, that's right, you smell like prawns, i said it.

>> No.877756

>>877732
The problem is that "nice guys" aren't really the
>quiet intellectual types who, y'know, give a shit

>> No.877760
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877760

If women weren't all bitches and whores, there'd be fewer serial killers in the world.

>> No.877767

Oh boi, another "smrt guiz r loozrz" thread. If this discussion gets anywhere near a point, let me know, k?

>> No.877769

Everyone having this conversation, on either side, is fucking retarded

go out with who you want. if you're stereotyping them already into "nice guys" or "arseholes" then you've already failed, because you don't stereotype people you like, based off a few actions.

fuck

also if you combine intelligent with energetic guess what? you become the ubermensch

>> No.877771

This is just so fucking stupid

I don't think anyone involved in this conversation really knows anything about the way the world works.

>> No.877772

>>877598
>>877609
>>877636
Protip: that is the full version. The last panel you're referring to was an addendum.

>> No.877777

>>877772
U MAD?

>> No.877779
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877779

>>877769
>go out with who you want

I will take this suggestion under consideration.

>> No.877783

>>877756
This.

>> No.877784

>>877748
cool story, virgin

>> No.877786
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877786

This thread is bitter. Here, have this.

>> No.877788

Blah blah blah I'm hearing a lot of noise but nothing is being said.

A man is to be kind and firm in his beliefs. Not a doormat, but not aggressive or violent.

What you people are arguing about is guys that are either unnecessarily aggressive or quietly manipulative. Prideful or narcissistic. Stop calling that shit 'nice guys' and label things correctly.

>> No.877793

>>877788
There is no such thing as a nice person. All humans are rotten. But at least some people make an effort to hide it.

>> No.877797

>>877793
virgin

>> No.877799

>>877797
slattern.

>> No.877800

>>877797
virgin

>> No.877804

>>877594
Except for the anti-intellectual strand, this pic is exactly right. The sooner you get it, the better.

>> No.877805

/lit/, the new /r9k/

>> No.877809

>>877799
I'm male.

>> No.877810

where's the full comic, where the guy rebuttals by calling her a vain, shallow whore who lead him on?

>> No.877817

>>877810
_This_ is the full comic.

>> No.877820

SLATTERNS

>> No.877823

>>877809
I really don't care, slattern.

>> No.877824

>>877809
virgin
>>877817
virgin

>> No.877826

>>877594
That... is... um... Ouch. (.__.)

>> No.877831

>>877788
This. Such self-labelling is slander against genuinely nice people.

>> No.877833

I AM A FEMALE AND I HAVE BEEN RAPED SEVERAL TIMES AND I LOVED IT SO HOT WHEN THEY HIT ME

>> No.877839

>>877831
>against genuinely nice people.

So, do genuinely nice people live in the enchanted elven forest or under the mountains with the dwarfs? You know, because they're a fairy tale...

>> No.877848

>>877833
virgin
>>877839
virgin

>> No.877850

>>877824
butthurn. ain't ya?

>> No.877857

Doesn't everyone act according to their own motives? Altruistic people don't really exist--even those who donate countless hours to volunteering still get recognition and, in high school, community service hours. Nobody does anything for free, whether the payment is tangible or not.

>> No.877865

>>877839

Wow. You must be a really terrible person to be incapable of comprehending the existence of kindness.

>> No.877866

>Implying intelligence and a caring nature = boring.
>Implying that somehow musclebound guidos who have an IQ of 6 and the breadth of knowledge of a garden snail are interesting

>> No.877867

>>877857
A virgin like you would say that.

Virgin.

>> No.877872

>>877857

Randfag detected.

Get out.

>> No.877885

>>877872
I haven't read Rand. Your argument is invalid.

>> No.877888

>>877865
>incapable of comprehending the existence of kindness.

I understand what I can see and study. I see no kindness in the modern world.

>> No.877889

>>877885

I'm sure you will love it.

It will reinforce all of your selfishness and hatred for yourself and humanity.

>> No.877891

>>877857
>Nobody does anything for free, whether the payment is tangible or not
lol okay kid

>> No.877893

>>877889
virgin

>> No.877896

Fuck you I got A*s in English

>> No.877898
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877898

I'm a girl and I have this problem.
But rather, I know I am boring. I don't work hard enough to get what I want and when I don't get it, I get mopey. Shame on me, I guess, because I know this but I do nothing to change it.

Fuck this shit.
I'm going to change.

>> No.877899

>>877888
I strive to be the kindness I want to see in the world. I therefore know it exists, and it makes me happy. I wouldn't trade that for anything.

>> No.877900

>>877888

lol you should probably reevaluate your friendships then.

also, yourself.

Evil faggot, suck your mothers giant dick.

>> No.877904

>>877900
>implying I have friends

>> No.877906

>>877898

I am a man and i do the same thing.

Let's have sex.

>> No.877914

>>877906
Sounds like a plan, bro.
Let's bump uglies.

>> No.877915

>>877898
lol no you won't

>> No.877918

>>877904

You probably don't have friends because you are a loathsome, detestable little goblin of a human being and no one wants to be caught anywhere near your black heart and cynical bullshit.

>> No.877919

>>877889
Except I don't hate humanity. I accept it as imperfect and continually expanding, and I love it. I also believe that there is more good than bad in the world, and we are all more similar than different.

I just don't think a perfectly altruistic person could exist. Perhaps Gandhi was, but I don't know enough about him yet.

>> No.877922

>>877919
Gandhi beat his wife.

>> No.877924

>>877915
Maybe so, but that wont keep me from trying.
Also, suck my metaphorical cock.

>> No.877926

>>877914

Wait- It's ugly? I'm not so sure anymore, broette.

>> No.877928

>>877872
No. Anon is giving an argument from psychological egoism which is different from Randfaggorty. Rand believed people could be altruistic and it was evil, a psychological egoist believes altruism is impossible.

>> No.877930

>>877924
There is no try.

Do or do not.

>> No.877931

>>877918
That and I'm ugly.

>> No.877933
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>>877922
Who doesn't?

>> No.877934

If a girl said that to me I would just punch her.

>> No.877937

>>877926

Bumping uglies is a colloquial term for sexual intercourse bro

>> No.877939

>>877934
like you ever talk to girls

>> No.877941

>>877937

Okay, as long as it isn't ugly, I'm game.

>> No.877942

>>877594
meh, bitch in the comic is little more than a self centered whore who thinks that by disguising her narcissism and sluttiness it makes her "fun loving" "exciting" and "liberated". Valuing wisdom over intelligence is like valuing a finger over a hand. It's all a part of the same whole you dumb cunt.


I was a scared little boy in highschool too till my junior year when I wised up and realized girls aren't looking for assholes over sweet guys theyre just looking for guys. If you don't make your intentions clear from the beginning they the girl will think you don't like her that way. If you make it clear that you want a romantic relationship with them, they'll fall all over your because you're a nice guy, everyone wants someone nice.

I've been with my current girlfriend for over a year, I have sex regularly, I'm also a massive comic book nerd. stereotypes mean shit, the only important thing is being straightforward

>> No.877949 [DELETED] 

>>877926
Oh, okay.

>> No.877947

>>877922
Got a source for that?

I'm not trying to be snarky, I just want to know if that's true or not.

>> No.877948

>>877942
Virgin. Stop being such a virgin, virgin.

>> No.877951

>>877942

Virgin

>> No.877953

>>877942
Your girlfriend is probably fat.

>> No.877956

>>877953
how did you know

>> No.877958

>>877956
Anon knows all.

>> No.877966

Hey, everybody!

Let's have sex!

>> No.877967

>>877942
slattern and/or harlot dater detected

>> No.877973

LITERATURE

>> No.878009

There's a fine line that a man needs to walk. He must know when to step up and know when to back down.

>> No.878015

> /lit/ - what the fuck is this shit

>> No.878026

>>878015
it's like I'm really on /adv/

>> No.878061

It looks like Sarah is looking for only the evil in John and only the good in Jason. She found both disregarding the difference.

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878145

>hai guize I found this on /b/
>104 posts and 9 image replies omitted.

>> No.878389

I wish I could send this to the last guy I friendzoned. He always tried to appear super-intelligent and thoughtful and deep when we were friends- now he sits around playing COD2 and listening to rap videos while beating off.

Ugh.

>> No.878422

>>878389
He plays COD2 and beats off at the same time?

That takes skill. Marry him.

>> No.878456

>>878389

I know what you mean "girl."

Them guys, always trying to associate with us, who do they think they are?

Also, if you hate the guy stop pretending to be his friend you stupid evil cunt.

>> No.878476

>>878389
How does it feel to know he would've done anything for you, yet that wasn't enough because you want another asshole that'll beat you up when you're 30, and made him feel like shit by giving him hope and then breaking hist heart, leaving him on the couch playing cod2 to pass time?

>> No.878478

Maybe he sits around playing COD and jacking off because he's bummed out.

>> No.878483

>>878422
on the beat of the rap video

>> No.878490

ohai. y does this thread still exist?

>> No.878492

>>878389
He's mad because you styled on him. Let him know that you didn't think he was a worthless piece of shit before you friendzoned him and he might cheer up a bit.

Unless you really did think he was a worthless piece of shit which makes you a heartless fiend for using him and then discarding him when he wanted something more from you.

>> No.878497

>>878456
>>878476
>ITT: Guys who have done the same thing COD2-masturbation man did and were left for the badass dickhead

>> No.878502

>>878476
>>878456
we hung out and talked about video games and music. nowhere did I ever imply anything about a relationship. I liked him as a friend until he started acting like a total dickbag.

He hates women (my friend and I stumbled across his porn folder- it was all degrading stuff and underaged girls. uck.) and just talks about sex and girls. He was pretending to be my friend because he thought a nerdy girl with low self esteem would be an easy target. I am not the bad guy here.

>> No.878506

>>878502
This wasn't a thread about douchebags getting burned. This was a thread about well-meaning betas getting their hearts ripped out.

>> No.878515

>>878502

You obviously don't know anything at all about men.

>> No.878518

>>878515
And you clearly don't know much about women.

>> No.878520
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878520

>>878490
I don't know, I reported it hours ago.

I guess /lit/ is filled with a bunch of cancerous summer fags who don't know where the report button is.

>> No.878540

there are rarely to polar opposites to anything
like most things there is not just douchebag on one end and self conscious nice guy on the other, its more like a range of people and different people like different parts of this scale, finding a girl who likes the completely self conscious nice guy is very rare just as finding a girl who actually likes douchebags although the ones that do, so seem to be hotter.
Also,
<-----/adv//r9k/------>

>> No.878541

>>878518

You don't know who I am. I could be Gene Simmons for all you know. I have said nothing at all about women.

The other poster, however, has proven herself to have a flawed understanding and misinterpretation of the nature of most men.

So you are wrong, for being a presumptions faggot.

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878552

Fixed.

>> No.878554

I'm free until 11, anyone wanna fuck? 18/m/usa

>> No.878568

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>> No.878574

>>878541
Except that you're on 4chan. That's proof enough that you don't know much about the ladies.

>> No.878577

>>878568
Well here's the thing, we can contemplate the mysteries of life all day, or we can overlook them and enjoy the simple pleasures. Seeing as this arguement was going nowhere in particular, I figured I'd try my luck. I might also mention: Im a virgin, and will try anything short of scat or gore with anyone. Any takers, just give me an msn.
>>878554

>> No.878581

>>878540
>>878540
>>878540
>>878540
>>878540
>>878540
>>878540

>> No.878589

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>> No.878592

There's nothing wrong with a nice, shy guy. They can be really sweet and it's nice being with someone who treats you like a princess.

The problem lies with these faux-intellectuals who ACT timid and shy because they don't know how to talk to girls, so they try to come across as deep and troubled in the hopes that we'll fall for their adorable, awkward puppy dog eyes.

>> No.878598

This.>>878568
Go away. All of you.

>> No.878610

>>878592

All the rage in this thread started because the comic-maker didn't show this. They just showed a bitch hating someone who wasn't an Alpha.

>> No.878715

hahahahahhaha, OP if you feel the way the female character in that comic does, no one will ever want to be around you for more than a year or two anyways.
enjoy life! dumb skank.

>> No.878727

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lit manages to impress yet again

>> No.879246

>>878568
what the fuck are you talking about son