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>decide to become stoic
>go outside
>accidentally make eye contact with a girl and she looks away with an expression of extreme disgust
>feel awful

What happened? Why isn't my super awesome Stoicism force field working? How do I use it?

>> No.9140331

>>9140324
>Why isn't my super awesome Stoicism force field working?
Your autism aura is overpowering it, frogman.

>> No.9140332

>>9140331
/thraedh

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9140345

Stoicism is life-denying. It renounces strength, passion, and joy. It is a vulgar joke.

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9140349

was this YOUR expression?

>> No.9140357

>>9140324
Kill yourself, worthless frogshitter

>>>/r9k/

>> No.9140360

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are reading too many books, /lit is flooded with books.
Nothing but lonely losers reading excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , books.
After reading you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /lit turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /lit.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of books.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more time waisted on books.
No more reading unless it is for the cause of /lit.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /lit great again, It its time we stop reading with out a cause.
/lit unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no reading for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not read any books.
Textual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

>> No.9140369

>>9140324

Requires time and exercise. Feeling awful is the first step. Stoicism makes you aware of when you should despise yourself for not acting: keep reminding yourself the precepts of Stoicism until you dispise yourself so much that you either act or kill yourself (that is, again, acting)

>> No.9140375

>>9140360
Fucking hell, ease up on your pasta before you make this place even MORE boring.

>> No.9140507

>>9140345

Fool.
The stoic's passions and joys are eternal. The hedonist will grow tired of his excessives, will grow sick of sweet cakes and fine wines, will always be looking for that next extravagance and boundary to push.

But eating when youre hungry, drinking when youre thirsty, sleeping when youre tired? These pleasures will never diminish in intensity. Thats the secret to true happiness.