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Name your autobiography with a book title
Hard mode: Notes from the Underground is not allowed

>Much Ado about Nothing

>> No.9227052

Stoner

>> No.9227082

harry potter... fuck this is hard.......

>> No.9227085

My diary desu

>> No.9227095

When I was still a teenager:
>the stranger

Now
>The Idiot

>> No.9227100
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my jihad against state and god

>> No.9227107

Peter Pan

>> No.9227109

Sound and Fury

>> No.9227126

Drawing People

>> No.9227128

Philosophy of Misery

>> No.9227130

>>9227048
Gulliver's Travels

>> No.9227160

an american tragedy

>> No.9227197
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>>9227048
Another Bullshit Night in Suck City

>> No.9227200
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"The Illness: Damn I'm Sick (The Cool Sick)"

>> No.9227203

Open to know me

>> No.9227205

>>9227130

Sorry your parents names you that

>> No.9227224

>>9227200
Is that Stephen Crowder?

>> No.9227247

V

>> No.9227253

Satyricon.

My life seems to be a satire of what a life is actually supposed to be, every waking moment.

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>>9227253
also I love boipucci.

>> No.9227258

>>9227253
Isn't Satyricon that roman book about gay orgies and ridiculous adventures?

>> No.9227417

A series of unfortunate events.

fuck that was easy.

>> No.9227428

>>9227417
Chapter 1: Conception

>> No.9227433

>>9227258
Yes.
Also includes a scene of eunuchs putting straws into their urethrae to pee and other appetizing stuff.

>> No.9227439

>>9227095

>the idiot

I guess this. I'm a phony smart person. dropped out of college my junior year and have no job skillz

>> No.9227448

>>9227439
I picked The Idiot because we're all idiots.
I'm just not modest about it.

I dropped out too. Wagecucked at 25$/hr until I quit that shit job and joined the military. I start SF training in a few weeks.
/blog

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>>9227048
100 years of solitude

>> No.9227687

Pride and Prejudice.

Except at the end of my book the smart mouth bitch gets a slap.

>> No.9227721

>>9227048
The winter of our discontent.

>> No.9227731

3:10 to Your ma

>> No.9227850

>>9227048
50 shades of Grey

I'm colourblind.

>> No.9227862

Better Never to Have Been

>> No.9227884

The Birth of Tragedy

>> No.9227887

No longer human

>> No.9227891
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>>9227048
L'Homme qui dort (The Man Who Sleeps)

>> No.9227908 [DELETED] 

Letters to Myself at 14: How I Screwed Up Repeatedly but Eventually Found Happiness.

I'm actually writing this.

>> No.9227912

>>9227048

The Book of Revelation

>> No.9227915

The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

>> No.9227928

>>9227048
The Conspiracy Against the Human Race

>> No.9227971

>>9227048
Babyfucker

>> No.9228027

The Bible

>> No.9228032

On the Concept of Irony with Continual Reference to Socrates

Kierkegaard has a lot of appropriate titles.

>> No.9228347

"Bedwetting, Acne, and Gynecomastia: My Teen Years"

>> No.9228352

>>9228347
:A John Wayne Gacy Story

>> No.9228375

The Ego and His Own

it's not a good feel

>> No.9228547

Misery

>> No.9228692

>>9227048
My Twisted World

>> No.9228707

>>9227048
dysthymia

name of the book i wrote

>> No.9228757

VALIS

>> No.9228899

Between Meals

>A.J. Liebling title

>> No.9229395

>>9227048
Diary of a seducer.

>> No.9229438
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>>9227048
The Bell Jar

:(

>> No.9229496
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El Túnel

>> No.9229583

Un homme inutile

Why do you think I'm here

>> No.9229593

Living with a Black Dog: His Name Is Depression

>> No.9229603

The Art of Dreaming

>> No.9229656

>>9227048
>>9227095
>>9227128
>>9227160
>>9227253
>>9227417
>>9227428
>>9227678
>>9227721
>>9227862
>>9227884
>>9227887
>>9228375
>>9228547
>>9228692
>>9229438
>>9229593
Why the fuck is everyone so depressed on this board? Can't you, like, cheer up?

Anyways. mine would be "On the Disposition of the Wise Man".

>> No.9229684

Fear and Trembling

>> No.9229719

The Plague

>> No.9229760

>>9229656
>inb4 Narrative of the Life of an American Slave

>> No.9229770

>>9229684
my boy

>> No.9230850

>>9229719
The Fall

>> No.9230872

The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

>> No.9230888
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Description of a Struggle

>> No.9231502

DK Readers L0: Meet the Dinosaurs

>> No.9231506

Car Buyer's and Leaser's Negotiating Bible, Third Edition (Car Buyer's & Leaser's Negotiating Bible)

>> No.9231547

Dead Souls

>> No.9231554

"A make-shift story of concern"

>> No.9231578

>>9227048
Harakiri

>> No.9231585

Against Life

>> No.9231619

The Atrocity Exhibition

>> No.9232560

Junkie

>> No.9232572
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Donne Kua-Sotte

>> No.9232620

Ecce homo
Or
Behold the homo

>> No.9232639

This "I'm an emotional depressed faggot shutin" meme needs to stop already btw

>> No.9232680

Bottom's Dream

>> No.9234412

>>9232639
what gives you the idea its a meme

>> No.9235619

Disposition of the Glue Eater

>> No.9235630

>>9232680
Every fag's favorite.

>> No.9235641

Tales of a depressed 20 yo virgin who needs a sliding genio to become gl like gandy

>> No.9235651

120 Days of Sodom

>> No.9235674

>>9227048
El Llano en llamas

>> No.9235687

Spirituality For Dummies
or Based On A True Story

>> No.9235736

Either
Cooking for One
Or
Tying Knots for Dummies

>> No.9235749

collections of sand

>> No.9235753

The Recognitions.

>> No.9235776

Love Songs for the Shy and Cynical

>> No.9235887

>>9235776
wouldbuy/10

>> No.9236068

>>9227048
Mein Kampf

>> No.9236266

The Tempest

>> No.9236368

Prince of Nothing

>> No.9236410

The Fool

>> No.9236528

>>9227048
Mein Kampf

>> No.9236579

The Divine Comedy

>> No.9237053

Reveries of a Solitary Walker

>> No.9238509

>>9237053
Frankenstein
Heart of darkness
Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

>> No.9238567

Diary of a Seducer desu

>> No.9238573

The Workless Tirer.

>> No.9239941

>>9227048
100 Years of Solitude

>> No.9239944

The Gay Science

>> No.9239947

Death On The Installment Plan

>> No.9239953

>>9227048
My Dog Ate My Grandmother's Funeral: Excuses from When I Was a Child.

>> No.9239958

>>9227048
The Perks of Being a Wallflower

>> No.9240015
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the virgin suicides

>> No.9240458

>>9240015
I MADE THIS JOKE MONTHS AGO I SWEAR

I DID IT FIRST


IT WAS ME

>> No.9240578

>>9229656
what do you expect? The Internet is for loners.

>> No.9240627

I'm ties between Slouching Towards Bethlehem or Like Death.

>> No.9240643

>>9227048
Lolita

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>> No.9240674

>>9232680

Good one

I'll nab a good one before anyone else does: The Man in the High Tower, though the title of Rimbaud's short lyric "Chanson de la Plus Haute Tour" (Song of the Highest Tower), would I feel be even more appropriate. And the poem is good, the novel not. Another good title wasted on a bad book: Stranger in a Strange Land. But the former conveys better the attempt to build an impenetrable and endlessly mysterious solitude. Then you have A Rebours.

>> No.9240681 [DELETED] 

naked lunch

>> No.9240697

Webster's English Dictionary

>> No.9241163

>>9227095
this, my diary desu

>> No.9241277

>>9229656
I have no friends and I cannot make any. I don't want a gf, I just want an f.

>> No.9241306

Good thing he didn't die before he was ready.

>> No.9241378

Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and His Years of Pilgrimage

In the sense that I'm pretty colorless
and I like to think of my life as a journey

>> No.9241647

>>9227048
Fucking & Getting Fucked