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What's the hardest you've ever laughed /lit/?

>> No.9240770

>>9240760
Watching nichijou.

>> No.9240784

>>9240760
got stoned and started laughing at my own laughs. got stuck in a feedback loop for about 20 minutes

>> No.9240793

>>9240784
Do you have any other symptoms of budding schizophrenia? I would stop smoking if this happened to me.

>> No.9240799

I was friends with the school's 'loser' in highschool that everyone took the piss out of. One day in Maths he answered a question confidently thinking he had it right, but he couldn't have been anymore wrong. The Maths teacher we had was a cunt who regularly bullied, shamed or generally made fun of his students, often for stupidity. So he's stood in front of my friend blasting him for being an imbecile, going on some rant about how'll have no future and be stuck flipping patties at McDonalds, all the while my friend grinning at him stupidly. And then at the end, when the teacher goes, 'Well? What are you gonna do with your life?' my friend rips out the loudest, longest, wettest most disgusting smelling fart I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing in my life. Never before have I seen that Maths teacher do anything but scowl or frown, but for the first time I saw sheer shock on his face, his mouth an 'O' of horror at the audacity of this boy to do so disgusting an action as to fart in his classroom. He was speechless, while me and all the classroom began to howl with laughter. Finally, after it all, and us thinking he was going to dish out another lecture of shame and disgust, he merely turned back to him and said, "I think you need to change your nappy!" Then we laughed even more. I still laugh whenever I remember this moment.

>> No.9240802

>>9240793
I did cut down a lot after the first three breakdowns.

>> No.9240814

>>9240799
Stopped reading at maths.

>> No.9240816

>>9240799
What a beautiful life you must lead to cherish such a memory

>> No.9240829

>>9240816
It wasn't the 'hehe fart = funnee XD' so much as the absurdity of the situation. It was usually quite tense and fearful in that classroom, I think the way my friend disarmed my teacher just got to me.

>> No.9240832

I know I've laughed, but why can't I ever remember what I laughed at? Why can I no longer recall what it was that I considered great hilarity?

I mean, it was probably at something stupid, like the cat toppling our 8 foot Christmas tree for the sixth time in as many days, but whatever it was, it's gone.

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>>9240760
>be me, Richard Wagner
>Nietzsche comes to Bayreuth to spend some time with me and Cosima
>dining with him and my sweet aryan daughters
>he suddenly gets quiet and hands me a sheet of paper
>look at it
>it's a piano composition
>literally the most amateurish composition I've seen in the last 20 years
>cry with laughter
>Nietzsche get offended and start muttering stuff about how Germany and Christianity sucks
>I laugh even more, so much that I have to leave the room

>tfw Nietzsche got so offended that he wrote 4 essays about me and even wrote 2 out of 10 chapters in his autobiography, all about slandering me and my celestial music (which the King himself loves!)

He really should stop masturbating.

>> No.9240834

A couple buddies and I were high as fuck on heroin one night nodding out on the couch and watching infomercials.
There was one about some piece of plastic that you lay on to fix your back and another one about some lawn mower that you did a judo kick on and it turned into a weed eater.
In between nods someone would crack a joke for 4 hours and was the hardest I've ever laughed.

>> No.9240839

>>9240834
Is heroin not as addictive as I've been lad to believe?

>> No.9240842

A christian moralist and a nietszchian walk into a bar,

After giving the bartender a bottle of wine in exchange for a few coins the nietszchian relaxes into his chair, the bartender then goes over to the christian moralist and looks at him expectedly.

The christian moralist was taken aback, embarrassed and looking down, he replied "S-Sorry, I kant...". Humiliated, he quickly runs out of the bar, with his pockets full of coins rustling as he left.

>> No.9240846

>>9240839

worse desu

>> No.9240848

>>9240846
Can you take it once?

>> No.9240849

>>9240848

Try it and find out

>> No.9240850

>>9240848
Maybe when you're 80-90.
If you're under 50 it's definetely not worth it, desu

>> No.9240853

The first thing that came to mind was a line in The Corrections. It was just "Always fucking Paraguay" or sth and I had to set the book down I laughed so hard.

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>>9240760
>laughing
pleb

>> No.9240868

>>9240833
Wait, is this real? Did it actually happen?

>> No.9240869

>>9240848
Depends on your personality / existing habits. I tried it once and it was fabulous but I just stick to like Percs bc death isn't worth just like a 40% better high.

>> No.9240875

On phone so I won't elaborate but playing online video games for the first time with a friend and remarking on how cool it would be if the in game avatars mouths moved in accordance with speaking in to the headset. We just kept laughing and saying "What if their mouths moved?!?" We were baked out of our mind.

>> No.9240876

>>9240869

>Death isn't worth a 40% better high

Positively plebian.

>> No.9240881

>>9240876
>risking to get addicted to heroin in your 20s

That's basically natural selection, you dumb risk-lover pleb.

>> No.9240889

>>9240881

>oh no, whatever will I do without my middle-class meme life, wife and 1.5 kids

Keep plebbin'

>> No.9240895

>>9240889
More like.

>I'd rather not orient my entire life around doing heroin.

>> No.9240896

>>9240889
I haven't talked about being straight-edge, I'm talking about staying away from those drugs that will most likely ruin you, at least in your formative years.
Call me a pleb, but you can get almost insane with weed, LSD, occasional alcohol, DMT, Ketamine, etc., to an extent where you're obviously not being moderate and boring (in fact there is almost nothing that can match the drugs that I've just mentioned, which are infinitely easier to manage than heroin).
Keep the hard drugs for your senility, ruin yourself when you will be already ruined by nature. This is what I'm saying.

>> No.9240905

>>9240896

The way you talk about drugs shows that you're extremely inexperienced. Please stick to commenting on what you know about.

>> No.9240913

>>9240905
I know for a fact that I'm not. Expand on this.

>> No.9240917

>>9240896
>in fact there is almost nothing that can match the drugs that I've just mentioned
Lad . . .

>> No.9240921

I'd always thought that they were something that everybody understood intuitively without ever officially giving a name to, but the first time I tried to explain to somebody (a friend) what 'chesty banana coughs' were, he just looked at me like I was retarded and repeated the phrase inquisitively.
"Like what happens when you eat a perfectly ripe, A+ banana."
...
"An A-plana."
...
So I gave an example; held my chest and said: "uh. uh."
Anyway, I couldn't tell if he starting laughing because I was talking like a lunatic; like I thought there was this universally known ranking system and set terminology for the act and experience of banana consumption, or because in that instant, he really thought there was, and that he had somehow managed to avoid it all his life, but when he laughed, it was the most pure, infectious laughter I've ever heard, and the banana coughs got joined in by my own cackles, and we both were gasping for breath and unable to function in the kind of way you only seem to witness in fiction.

If it was supposed to be a literary example, then probably the part in The Guermantes Way when M. Swann is running around with the big envelope.

>> No.9240922

>>9240913

>Expand on this

You write like a memer.

>> No.9240931

When I was a kid this scene had me and my friends fucking dying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SKdN1xQBjk

>> No.9240933

>>9240917
>Lad . . .
What in your sober life can beat candyflipping? Literally nothing. Either you rise the bar too high with hard drugs or it remains a completely alien and blissful experience.
And since you're talking about rising the bar with the dumbest and least interesting drug there is (heroin) my point stands.

You can have a filled with extremely intense drug experiences that won't ruin you and keep the hard ones for when your body and brain will be shit, or you can be a retard and take heroin in your 20s, devaluing every other possible experience and (statistically) ruin your life.

I'm right and you know it.

>>9240922
Is this the best you've got? Do you really think that ''Expand on this'' is a meme?
You fucking retard.

>> No.9240935

>>9240933

>candyflipping

Memer faggot confirmed.

>> No.9240937

>>9240931
Fuck you.

>> No.9240938

>>9240937
I don't find it as funny now but I apologize for nothing.

>> No.9240941

>>9240935

t. guy who raised the bar too high
Enjoy your loss of coherence in the next 5 years, my friend. I'll maybe throw a coin in your hat when I'll find you begging in the streets :)

>> No.9240942

I work at a call centre and I was sitting beside my friend talking when he gets a call. He had to transfer it over to another department so he had to give that department the account number for the customer. But mid-sentence he cleared his throat which made an unholy Lovecraftian noise like this

>The account number is UAAAGGGGKKKHH 12345

>> No.9240943

desu i laughed the hardest in my life to this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hOcI-q3vLo

there's something so slapstick about it.
then i read the comments and laughed thrice as hard.

I saved it on my usb and i watch it like 30 times a week and crack up every time. It always puts me in a good mood lol

>> No.9240946

>>9240933
You do sound like a faggot, but the mere mention of the word "candyflipping" makes me want to hunt down a greasy, rich Italian undergrad, rob his molly and acid, then smoke two packs of cigarettes like I used to. Used to candyflip and smoke like a fiend, not rob Italians.

All the other shit is nonsense, but candyflipping was probably the best experience with drugs I've had in my life. Only ever had one good acid trip, though: the rest were nightmarish.

>> No.9240947

There was a sketch in a minor Louis CK show in which he was talking about his daughter saying random shit. At some point he says that she has said him, out of the blue, ''Indian Beauty''. That's it.
It had me laughing for at least 5 minutes.

>> No.9240953

>>9240933
>What in your sober life can beat candyflipping?
Being in love or that moment when a plan perfectly comes together.

>> No.9240954

Everyday my cheeks hurt more and more. My friends and I are the most absurd people you'll see in public. We once got into a three way two year long argument on why the terminator franchise makes no sense which after the second year directly changed to a argument on the ability to gain wealth in ancient Sumer. (to gain 70 pounds of silver back then you would need a barley farm the size of Belgium)

>> No.9240956

>>9240953
Fuck off, you're the one unexperienced here.

>>9240946
>You do sound like a faggot
I'm just being a realist here. There are certain drugs that should be avoided in the best years of your life, especially when you consider that there are lots of safe combos that won't fuck up your body and brain and that won't leave you addicted to it for decades.

>All the other shit is nonsense
What is nonsense?

>> No.9240960

>>9240956
>Fuck off, you're the one unexperienced here.
I'm not. I've candyflipped before but there are sober experiences that unironically better than drugs.

>> No.9240961

>>9240943
Did someone say worldstar in the beginning?

>> No.9240962

>>9240943
The cop saying "Hey big boy" at the start
The way the EMT walks toward the corpse apprehensively, the way the other emergency responders crowd around him and just stand there as if to say, "Yup, he's fucking dead."

Although the jump itself was too well choreographed for me to find funny

>> No.9240963

>>9240954
Cringe and tip hat

>> No.9240964

Stop arguing about drugs you fucking faggots, no one cares.

>> No.9240965

>>9240960
>I'm not. I've candyflipped before but there are sober experiences that unironically better than drugs.
Stop lying, everyone who has candyflipped can see through it.

>> No.9240966

>>9240963
>I don't know how to have fun with my peers.

>> No.9240967

>>9240966
You're from Bulgaria or someplace weird like that I can tell

>> No.9240969
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>>9240965
>Stop lying
Lad, it's not my fault your life isn't as fulfilling as mine.

>> No.9240975

>>9240969
>his life is so fulfilling that his brain, every once in a while, can mimic the effect of MDMA with the same, sheer intensity
You may have a brain tumor

>> No.9240978

>>9240975
>muh brain chemicals

Found the autist

>> No.9240980

>>9240975
I didn't say it mimics it, I said it's better.

>> No.9240985

>>9240978
>aknowledging the material world means that you're a sperg

>>9240980
Yeah, you should get checked my friend.

>> No.9240986

>>9240967
Canada is weird to you?

>> No.9240989

>>9240975
DUDE DRUGS ARE THE ONLY WAY TO EXPERIENCE HAPPINESS LMAO
I seriously feel sorry for you, my man.

>> No.9240991

>>9240989
Too bad that I haven't said that.
Nice reading comprehension.

>> No.9240996
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9240996

>>9240985
Don't fret, lad. Just read this guy and soon you too can start living life to the max.

>> No.9240999

>>9240996
>tfw people who have never tried MDMA keep telling me that that experience is available while sober
It's as dumb as me saying that being in love is just like being on heroin :) :) :)
It literally won't ever happen, which is fine since it is a satisfactory experience that don't overshadow your sober life through addiction and obsession.

>> No.9241008

>>9240999
>tfw people who have never tried MDMA keep telling me that that experience is available while sober
That's not what I said. I said it's possible to have experiences that are even more enjoyable than MDMA whilst sober.

Which is true. MDMA is good, but it's far from the ultimate fun.

>> No.9241010

>>9240999
>>tfw people who have never tried MDMA keep telling me that that experience is available while sober
That's not really what they're saying, anon.

>> No.9241014

>>9240999
kek, literally the same argument happened in a Gass thread about two weeks ago.

The problem is, on 4chan you can copy and paste others' descriptions of what it's like to be on molly. You can fake having had the experience.

I seriously miss being able to watch a fire and feel mentally like I'm having the best sex of my life. Like all of the pores and nerve endings in my skin are putting out tendrils

>> No.9241018

>>9241010
>That's not really what they're saying, anon.
Sorry, they said that you can experience something that is better than MDMA.

>>9241008
>That's not what I said. I said it's possible to have experiences that are even more enjoyable than MDMA whilst sober.
At best I could say that you can have more meaningful experiences while sober, which s a completely different argument.
That, by the way, was implied by the fact that I've never said that life without MDMA is not worth living, nor have I said that these drugs should become a habit (in fact I've said te opposite).

>> No.9241022

>>9241014
>kek, literally the same argument happened in a Gass thread about two weeks ago.
What happened was that Gass described something that had nothing to do with molly, then and anon said "spoken like someone who has never been on mdma" thinking Gass was talking about being on mdma. Or maybe he just wanted to say mdma was better than what Gass was talking about. Either way, the comment was unwarranted and anons rightfully called him retarded.

>> No.9241024

>>9241018
I've never taken mdma. Can you compare it something? Jumping from a great height, drinking a thousand bottles of whiskey while someone licks your tits? Anything?

>> No.9241025

>>9241018
>At best I could say that you can have more meaningful experiences while sober, which s a completely different argument.
Well in that sense "better" is entirely subjective isn't it?

But I'd say you can't properly discuss what is better or worse whilst ignoring more abstract dimensions of the experience like meaning and fulfilment which are just as much a part of living as pure sensory input if not more so.

>> No.9241033

>>9241022
Neither. It was a joke about the fact that someone having great sex as Gass described it would be indistinguishable from somebody on molly if taken out of the physical circumstances of the sex: the pupil dilation, the "surrender of ego," etc. It was more about how similar they are than anything, hence the irony.

I'm touched it upset you enough to remember it.

>> No.9241035

>>9241024
>Can you compare it something?
Honestly? No.

>>9241025
>Well in that sense "better" is entirely subjective isn't it?
It may be subjective to you, but when it comes to pleasure, entertainment and sensibility there is nothing in the sober world that can possibly match MDMA.
It's a complete, self-contained experience that is not linked in any way to the human experience.

Also keep in mind that I made this point earlier to justify ignoring heroin in your 20s-30s-40s-any age in which your body and brain still function properly
It wasn't an attack on human life.

>>9240996
Also, I forgot to say, Nietzsche praised for his entre life the merits of sedatives and opioids (and as far as we know he has also dabbled with a few delyrants).
Stop picturing Nietzsche as a straight-edge guy.

>> No.9241042

>>9241033
Either you don't remember correctly or you made a typo. I remember because you sounded fucking stupid.
Says exactly:
>Spoken like someone who has never taken mdma. He gets the pupils right, but that's about it.

>> No.9241043

>>9241035
>but when it comes to pleasure, entertainment and sensibility there is nothing in the sober world that can possibly match MDMA.
There is though. And you'll realize what I'm telling you is the truth when you find it.


>Stop picturing Nietzsche as a straight-edge guy.
I know he wasn't, and I'm not advocating for a straight-edge life. I'm encouraging you to realize that drugs aren't the end-all be-all of experiences, there are sober experiences that are just as good if not better than MDMA.

>> No.9241062

>>9240799
was your teacher john cleese

>> No.9241070

>>9241042
>I remember because it made me angry

I wouldn't have said that if it didn't remind me of -- mdma. That's what irony is.

>> No.9241073

>>9240799
Top tier banter coming out of both ends.

>> No.9241095

>>9240799
Kek'd and checked

>> No.9241105

>>9240760
I dropped a bottle of vodka during the shakes and genuinely laughed like a mad man until I passed out from lack of oxygen. The 2 packs if smokes erryday contributed.

>> No.9241111

The Norm Macdonald track "Tex Hooper"

>> No.9241116

>>9240784
>go to a birthday of a friend of mine
>other friend ask for smoke weed before the party
>yolo
>in the party decide to watch movie
>everybody in silence
>weed friend look at me and i started to laugh for no reason
>everybody looking at me and start to laugh
>them only i still laughing
>akward silence during the movie
damn

>> No.9241140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkrL42R7gk

>> No.9241197

I forgot but it was probably over something really stupid

>> No.9241331

>>9240760
got stoned, started eating nutella out of a jar with my hands not realizing what I was doing till my friend let me know. Had nutella all over my hands.


thought I was gonna die from lack of oxygen desu

>> No.9241341

>>9240770
This

Also watching Danshi .. Nichijou (I don't know the whole title)

>> No.9241360

>>9241022
It loses it's magic after some tries, even when you take 2-3 month pauses

>> No.9241362

I'm 95% sure it was poop joke

>> No.9241373

>>9241360
Fucking obviously

The way molly affects your brain (dumping all the feelgood chemcals youve been producing amd storing at once) you need MANY months to recover before doing it again

Taking it more than 2 maybe 3 times a year is retarded

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>>9241116
Dam boi
DAM

>> No.9241392 [DELETED] 

>>9240868
Nope

>> No.9241405

>>9240793
>laughing is pathological
You got spooked, boy.

>> No.9241412

>>9241116
>them only I still laughing
Learn to fucking write.

This is the worst fucking thread, btw everyone.

>> No.9241456

>>9240868
As far as I know Wagner at least told Nietzshce his compositions sucked

>> No.9241469

>>9240848
Here's a good tip: If you want to take hard drugs do it on festivals, so you dont get used to it

>> No.9241474 [DELETED] 

>>9240850
You're retarded
At that age your body cant take the shit

>> No.9241480

>>9241474
Actually in hospitals all over the planet people that age are basically taking it and have been doing so for like 200 years.

>> No.9241492 [DELETED] 

>>9241480
Benzodiazepines =/= heroin
Opium =/= heroin

>> No.9241497

5-6 years ago, it was insomnia and alcohol-induced, over an old custom map for Warcraft 3
One of the characters had such absurdly stupid animations that I couldn't hold onto myself

>> No.9241512

>>9240832
i hope you don't really talk like that

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrXsqbukEeU

I came across this video on /int/ in 2014, and I laughed my ass off for 45 minutes straight, I literally had problems breathing.

The funny thing wasn't the fact that this person has bitch tits and is ugly, but... I don't know, I just laughed so much about how pathetic this person is and how it deals with the shitty cards it's been given.

Plus the countless pictures of Alexander Gordon Jahans in his filthy college dorm with trash bags everywhere, a fedora in the mirror, and the haunting expression.

It is the original archetype of the beady-eyed anglo.

I remember literally waking my neighbours up that night because I could not stop laughing about this pathetic person, and I needed that because I was quite depressed in 2014.

It gave me hope that there truly are people that were given shittiers cards than I got.

It's cheap, but it felt good.

>> No.9241528

>>9240921
no drugs?

>> No.9241591

>>9240760

Saints Row 2 with friend in coop.

Listening to some random african hardrock from the 70s or some shit and the singer just says "fuck you" for no reason so me and my friend laugh like crazy

Lots of stuff

>> No.9241593

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>>9241492
let's settle this:
weed is ok, but don't make it an habit
lsd is the shit, but just do it once (and try to get ready for it): it's an 'inside' trip
mdma/ecstasy is ok once, but you need a rave party or something: it's a 'social' trip
heroin: a bit too extreme
my 2 cents

>> No.9241626

>>9241593
Opioids are cool if you are not retarded
I've been doing codeine and pst for the past 2 years 1-2 times a month on average and never felt pressure to do it more often
Maybe because it tastes like shit

>> No.9241643

it was morning and a good friend of mine, an irish hotheaded motherfucker, had just thrown a party the night before. we decided to go buy some weed from one of our regulars (friend said he had a splitting headache), a haitian that lives downtown

we were both still a little drunk from the night before, and were shooting the shit like we so often do.

"and then there's this twat!" he goes. I didn't notice what he was referring to at first until I saw a young black dude walking on the sidewalk, hooded and in jeans with the white ipod headphone cords hanging out and shit. he was dancing and doing some self-indulgent stirring with his arms. he also had a noticeable overbite.

"CooOkinG Up Dope in the Crockpot!" my friend aped. "I know that's what he's listening to man." It killed me. I can't pinpoint exactly why it was so funny but it fucking floored me.

later on the drive back we almost ran over a literal hen that was walking along the side of the road. idk

>> No.9241684

>>9241593
>mdma/ecstasy is ok once, but you need a rave party or something: it's a 'social' trip

these are far better in an intimate setting with some close friends. it's not that they aren't good at raves etc. but they're better in intimate situations.

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>>9240839
According to William S Burroughs in pic related it takes a long time to develop a serious dependency on heroin/morphine/whatevs.

Heroin isn't a one try and you're hooked drug. It's just good enough that most people continue taking it. Also by the time most people have begun taking heroine they already have a fairly heavy drug problem so it's not a big jump to taking heroine regularly.

>> No.9241740

>>9241593
>mdma/ecstasy is ok once, but you need a rave party or something
imo the best ever MDMA trips are small house parties where everyone is on MDMA at the same time.

>> No.9241746

>>9241740
not anyone from above but I agree with u

anyway those situations are usually after a good rave disco or something

like an after in someones place and keep taking mdma until next day

top

>> No.9241750

>>9241526
What was that all about?

>> No.9241751

>>9240833
>>9240868
>>9240876
>>9241456
Well they did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2afrV4f-9EI

>> No.9241753

Junkies kill yourself

>> No.9241763

>>9241753
that envy will corrupt u

if u enjoy literature or philosophy u will enjoy drugs even if u don't know it

man c'mon the psychedelic experience the ecstasis the mental catarsis

u even aesthetic theory bro?

>> No.9241769

>>9241753
Drugs are good fun.

>> No.9241778

>>9241373
Read my post, retard

Even if you only take it 2-3 times a year you will see how it loses it's magic

>> No.9242018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

>> No.9242041

>>9240760
I am not a trump supporter but I laughed my heart off watching sjws literally cry when he won, the aftermath of that victory still gives me keks

>> No.9242109
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>>9240965
>Stop lying, everyone who has candyflipped can see through it.

I candyflipped once. I remember thinking

>this is it. nothing in my life will ever feel this good unless I do this but with a larger dose.

I was right until last year. I managed to make a lifelong goal come true, and the moment coincided with some really beautiful music and architecture. You know that feeling when you're tripping and things "come together" and happen in just such a way that you cannot possibly believe such perfection could exist in an unordered universe? It was the same feeling, but more intense and I was dead-fucking-sober.

I had to sit down and cry. the whole moment was too intensely beautiful and joyful. I can't describe it. It was shorter than the high from candyflipping, and there were no visuals, but it was definitely a more intense euphoria.

>> No.9242116

I was on a bus with a friend and his girlfriend and she recognizes some guy who proceeds to say that he's going to be a back-up dancer or something for Boyz II Men later that evening.
He departs and about 30 minutes later we see the guy running away from his father in a field among the dogshit and she sprints towards him with immediate tears.
Turns out he slit his wrists because they cancelled on him.

Hardest I've ever laughed, offensively loud.

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>Make a thread about A
>70~80% of the posts are about B
Why

>> No.9242167 [DELETED] 

>>9242116
Lol

>> No.9242179

>>9241116

holy shit you cannot make sentences. Get out

>> No.9242180
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>>9240760
>Joy

>> No.9242215

When I was 17, I was at a Halo party where no one was drinking. At about midnight, we paid one of our friends $20 to drink this cocktail that was just the dregs of everyone elses drinks that people spit in and he downed it like nothing. He went double or nothing drinking another mix of random shit from the fridge: mustard, chunks of relish, lemon juice, etc. He almost threw up but he did it.

We were outside at this point in case he threw up. All laughing pretty good. Then another friend legit made the offer to shit his pants if we gave him $40. Bullshit, we fucking said, but he was dead serious. We ponied up and stood outside watching him strain to shit himself, laughing our asses off because he just couldn't fucking do it. Ended up pissing himself on accident and we changed the bet to "Slap Nate with your piss hand," and he started chasing this other guy around the outside of the house.

Teenagers are fucking dumb but that's still the hardest I've laughed.

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>> No.9242304

>>9242041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiQQ5YRYYHY

>> No.9242339

>>9240760
Last week a friend was playing Nioh, and got to the level focusing on spiders. The friend is arachnophobic.

In guiding him through the stage, I warned him that if he went for a particular item, he'd have a spider the size of a man drop down onto him. He ignored my warning, looked at the ceiling, and "saw nothing." So he nabs the item, and as he walks away, commenting on how worthless the item is, the spider drops out of nowhere, right onto the character and begins rapidly clawing out his eyes.

The friend screamed about 3 times, at an octave he shouldn't have been able to produce (think young woman watching her child get pinned under a crashed car), and not only woke up everyone else that had fallen asleep in the apartment, but several neighbors as well (it was around 4:30am).

The foresight of what would happen, the friend's hubris and ignoring my warning, the comedic timing, and the series of woman-like shrieks of abject terror all came together perfectly. I laughed for a good five minutes, and several times felt my body lock up, my vision start to white out, and felt my entire body go numb and/or a slight electric tingle.

>> No.9242373

>>9242180
Schopenhauer was against searching for happiness, if instead it just happens to us, however transient, we lose nothing welcoming it.
> If cheerfulness knocks at our door, we should throw it wide open, for it never comes inopportunely; instead of that, we often make scruples about letting it in.
(The Wisdom of Life, II)

>> No.9242395 [DELETED] 

>>9242215
Not bad
You shouldve been drunk as skunks but meh

>> No.9242583
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fucking look at this

>> No.9242602

>>9242395

The fact that chain of events was actuated entirely by sober people is part of what has endeared that memory most to me.

>> No.9242988

>>9240896
this is one of the stupidest things i've ever seen written on this board, congrats

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>>9240760
>in college
>100+ people gathered around the library's cafe TV watching MSNBC
>some people are literally crying
>ask what happened, they said a missile shot down a commercial airliner over Ukraine
>people saying it might cause WW3
>SJW girl in the front feels compelled to tell everyone "if it was Russia who shot the plane down it would actually cause WW3", people panicking
>MSNBC takes a live caller, says he's a US military personnel who saw the whole thing, insanely tense in the room because if he says he saw Russia do it, everyone will literally fucking panic
>then this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81Re-mxBkLo
>almost everyone in the library is furious at the call
>i rush into a books section to almost shit myself laughing, was sitting on the floor laughing for 15 minutes straight.
>every time i thought about it for the next week (like 100 times a day) i'd still have uncontrollable laughter to the point where people thought i was on drugs all week

also when trump won. wasnt a huge supporter but would shitpost on 4chan and reddit in favor of him and i hate the extreme fascist left offended culture. i still laugh at each

>> No.9243072

>>9242988
Why?

>> No.9243084

>>9241405
You missed the implication, having never experienced a near psychotic break brought about by excessive marijuana consumption.

Laughing is fine. Laughing at your own laughter is borderline schizo, hence the "feedback loop" statement. I've experienced the laugh loop: it's not fun, rather frightening in fact, so in that sense I suppose it spooks me when I can't get hold of my laughter.

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>>9243062
>SJW girl in the front feels compelled to tell everyone "if it was Russia who shot the plane down it would actually cause WW3"

>> No.9243612

A prank call to Guitar Center where my friend asked them if they had a "dubstep pedal." All the dadrock fags who worked there became extremely irritated in trying to explain to him that you made dubstep on a computer but my friend kept insisting that you needed the pedal to drop the bass. He got transferred to three different departments and by the time he was talking to the electronics section, the guy was trying to explain to him that "bass" also refers to the lower end of the scale and my friend kept getting "confused" into thinking that you could only play bass notes on a bass guitar and, every time the guy tried to explain any sort of basic music theory, my friend would cut him off and ask again about the dubstep pedal and how we wanted to play bass like Skrillex. It got to the point that the guy went full sperg and told him never to call about dubstep again because "this is a rock music store." Whenever I'm drinking with my friends and I bring this up we laugh for a good thirty minutes. Plenty of other prank calls we did as well that still make me laugh to this day.

>> No.9243638

>>9240975
dude honestly i used to do psychedelics all the time and now i can unironically say that studying philosophy has brought me more happiness and ability to introspect. drugs are a more intense experience in themselves of course, but now i don't struggle with the post-trip grasping about 'what it all means' that just goes in circles. i still trip/roll every now and again but i'd be fine if i never did it again. i feel like i've learned how to integrate psychedelic thoughts into everyday life in a coherent and meaningful way, if that makes sense.

>> No.9243681

>>9241528
No drugs, just two tired guys sweating to death in the back of an op shop garage.

>> No.9243689

I don't remember my all time best, probably because I'm depressed and focus on the bad side of things a lot of the time.

But something good I came up with was "The Trick." I asked my friend if he wanted to see the trick, and he said yes. So I kind of just shook my torso like a little autistic Latino girl, almost at the level of a dance. Then I asked him what he thought. There was a lot of conversation about the trick. Mainly I just liked how much of a disappointment it was.

Another one was a scenario I imagined where John Oliver brought his pet parrot on the show and I imagined that it would inopportuntely squawk (in a high pitched British accent): BRAWK, KEK ME! KEK ME NOW! BRAWK

and John Oliver would be embarrassed by this. But I couldn't even say it I was laughing so hard.

>> No.9243692

>>9243681
I feel like I should clarify that we were volunteers and sorting books, not having sneaky gay sex.

>> No.9243708

>>9243612
Nice

>> No.9243710

>be me on 7 hits of acid in 2012
>so high I can't even see
>Friends start blasting dubstep
>Centipede comes on
>Drop hits
>I laugh maniacally for 4 hours straight

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This video made me laugh insanely hard when I first watched it. Might not be as funny if you're not acquainted with his stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw-M7y4DLko

>> No.9243753

>>9243612
>>9243708
we had a great system where i was good at coming up with ideas for pranks but couldn't stop myself from laughing, but my friend was good at keeping a straight face, so i was the "writer" and he was the "performer." Another one of my favorites was calling the number on a bugspray can and telling them, 'Hey, I'm having a problem with your product.'
'Sure, what's the issue?'
'Well I drank the whole thing and I'm still getting bit like crazy.'
'.......you DRANK it?'
My friend went on to complain about the flavor while the guy kept trying to explain that you weren't supposed to drink it until my friend got indignant like, 'well maybe i'd want to drink it if it didn't taste like shit.' He eventually transferred us to poison control lmao

>> No.9243774

>>9243710
>visual hallucinations of new physical things on acid

Either you're lying or that was some strong fucking Syd

>> No.9243803

>>9240760
Me and this girl were pretending to pass a joint and be stoners on a bus during a trip in high school. It wasn't even funny but eventually I got dizzy from laughing and it just made me find it even more funny.

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>>9240760
>junior in highschool
>friends and I are loitering around school
>we start talking about blind people watching porn
>my friend puts his finger on some random braille fire warning
>"oh, oh yeah" he says in a robotic voice
I fell down and laughed for almost half an hour

>> No.9243855

>>9240943
I watched it twice. The only part I really felt funny was the guy wailing while he was still in the air, but other than that I guess I don't get it.

>> No.9243899

>>9241593
>lsd is the shit, but just do it once
why?

>> No.9243942

>>9243062
Hadn't seen it before, very funny anon

>> No.9244053

I once made a joke about a donkey eating figs and drinking wine. I laughed myself to death.

>> No.9244098

>>9243084
I have experienced it. What leads to distress is not the laughing or the feedback loop but the interpretation that you would be stuck that way, or that it is pathological. You get the same thing in stoic men in therapy, they are scared to really cry because they honestly feel like it would never ever stop.

>> No.9244133

>>9244098
To be clear, I'm not talking about the "giggles." Those are when you're made to laugh easily at *things*, not laughter itself. When you're in the feedback loop, you are stuck that way for a period of time per the definition of "feedback loop." In itself it's not pathological, but it is a sign of a pathology.

I laugh all of the time outside of smoking pot. It's not pent up humor flowing out through drug use, like when people have an "epiphany" in therapy as you describe or on acid or whatever; it's a feeling forced by the drug itself on a mind that can no longer cope with the volume of chemicals being introduced.

>> No.9244138

Did acid and saw a picture of Gordon Brown in a magazine

>> No.9244260

>>9244133
I'm sorry, but you are talking in streams of shit. I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Not only because I've experienced it, but because anyone fluent in English understands what feedback loop means.

>it is a sign of pathology
In what sense? What pathology? How is it a sign? What the fuck source are you referring to that says people who experience laughing feedback loops are more likely to develop a psychological disorder? How is laughing for a while "not coping with the chemicals"? You stopped eventually, right? What harm was done to you besides your fear that it was pathological?

>> No.9244285

>>9241116
sure is anacoluthon in this post [sic]

>> No.9244296

>>9241512
Nah. I've got some auditory processing delay shit going on so people will say something to me and I'll stop for like five seconds just to work out they've said: "Hi, how are you?" and for me to come up with the response: "Good today, how are you?"

Get me actually speaking on something past pleasantries and I tend to skip syllables or entire words then double back to correct myself about ten words later when I realise.

I feel sorry for the people who have to interact with me on any sort of regular basis.

But seriously I also have major depression and I cannot remember the last thing I truly laughed at.

>> No.9244306

>>9241626
How do you do codeine?

I took some the other day for a migraine that tylenol wouldn't shift, and for a couple days after I had my wisdom teeth surprise extracted, but it's never been a fun time or anything.

>> No.9244313

The Metamorphosis made me laught into tears when Samsa fell from the stairs because as I was reading this was playing on my mind:
https://youtu.be/Lhay0VKmtPA

>> No.9244332

>>9244306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaeO3J3h2EI

>> No.9244337

>>9240760
i laughed so hard i poo'd in the loo

>> No.9244341

what did the continental philosopher say to the analytic philosopher?

your post-structuralism does not prove the null hypothesis!

>> No.9244352

>>9244332
What? Promethazine and codeine? That's it? Are you serious? I've taken that combo accidentally a dozen times. It doesn't do anything.

Granted, it was with zopiclone in the mix also, but still.

>> No.9244389

Jeb!

>> No.9244624

>oh, look, a house of bees

I saw this the other day and probably laughed harder than I had in several months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

>> No.9244628

>>9244389
please clap.

>> No.9244666

probably that one part in pacific rim.

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I was playing right back for my soccer team, usually that means I'd be taking the throw-ins on the right side of the field, but i was recovering from a broken hand. So instead the right midfielder was given the job of taking them. I don't know why anyone thought that was a good idea because our right midfielder didn't even have arms, he had these little T-rex stumps because of a birth defect..

So all game long this disabled kid was fluffing the throws and giving away possession while our manager hurled abuse at him. This kid who didn't have functioning arms was taking our throw-ins and getting all the heat for our shit performance.

I didn't notice how nonsensical the situation was until later when i was recounting the story to a mate. many laughs were had

>> No.9244780

>>9244762
>So all game long this disabled kid was fluffing the throws and giving away possession while our manager hurled abuse at him. This kid who didn't have functioning arms was taking our throw-ins and getting all the heat for our shit performance.

I really wish there was footage of this

>> No.9245300

>>9241526
>>9241750
Quick rundown on this guy

brought a hamster to orgasm

carried a dead rat around with him

buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost

played with animal carcasses

smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die"

wiped his cat's arse with his finger

wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss

wrote about removing and eating organs from living women

wrote about cutting women into pieces

wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets

wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive

threatened to strangle every member of an internet club

made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate

got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia

wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and Jim Sterling

terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him

killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot

attempted to physically remove his father from the house

demanded that his mother pay him £50 pounds to move a chair

got angry when she only gave him £30 pounds

blacklisted by multiple feminist communities

blacklisted by the labour party

cut his own hair with disastrous results

NEET

>> No.9245340

My two friends and I were on about hour six of day two of a weekend long bender and after losing a bunch of money on the horses, we went out to take a pull of whiskey and my friend began violently throwing up in the street which made me laugh until I puked which made my other friend laugh until he puked which made me laugh until I was choking on my own vomit. Good times.