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>tfw the library has an enforced no singles policy

>> No.9520701

>>9520695
>he can't read two books at once
you should kill yourself

>> No.9520707
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9520707

>tfw fart in library

>> No.9520714
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just take the book you want out and pick some random trash off the shelves and instantly return it after checking out.

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>tfw they have a new penis inspector in the philosophy section and she's a qt
>accidentally blow a load when she's inspecting me so I get kicked out of the library and put on a sex offender's list
>I didn't even get to pick a book

>> No.9520726

>tfw not allowed to bring my pet falcon into the library
This is bullshit. How am I supposed to read without my falcon?

>> No.9520727

>>9520717
the trick is to approach the penis inspector the other side of legalism in the alphabet, anontan

>> No.9520734

I like to rub my sweaty testicles upon the pages of library book. It annoys me when people say they "love the smell of books" and I derive tremendous satisfaction that for a lucky few on a rare occasion that smell of books they love is my sweaty testicles.

>> No.9520739

>>9520726
peregrines are allowed, i saw one in my library the other day. maybe it is a bad branch?

>> No.9520743

>>9520734
library books always have trace amounts of herpes and cocaine in them. good with the bad though, you know?

>> No.9520744

Mods please ban all crossboarders on sight
we need a wall

>> No.9520754

>Library won't stock Incest Rape Manga
I've put in multiple requests

>> No.9520759

>tfw had to kidnap a senile old granny off the streets to be my library date
>the guards almost found me out
It was surprisingly enjoyable. I think I'll kidnap her again.

>> No.9520760

>>9520744
no talking in the library. nice numbers though, i'd like to file them under the library of congress system if you know what i'm typing silently.
>>9520754
is it for a project?

>> No.9520767

>>9520759
>tfw this reminded me of childhood book where a dude tries to kidnap a girl because her parents are on the electoral roll and therefore she can apply for a library card
>he's been having a terrible time trying to get a library card, not being on the electoral roll
i didn't ask for this feel but i'll take it and maybe read it again

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>>9520707
>back in highschool
>at the library during lunch break
>unintentionally streak my finger across the desk I'm sitting at
>makes a loud farting sound
>notice two girls look over their shoulders at me and giggle at each other
>been ten years since then and still remember it

>> No.9520781

>>9520779
this is why you must be quiet in library, anonkun. i hope you learned.

>> No.9520823

>>9520726
You can sue the library if you claim the falcon is a therapy animal. Thats how I got to bring my ant farm into the library.

>> No.9520934

Do you think that the library will let me bring in some buttered crab legs?

>> No.9520940

>>9520934
Well you better not try to bring any non-buttered crab legs, that's for sure!

>> No.9520944

>>9520934
if you promise to stick to maigret and poirot

>> No.9520974

>Want to get a library card
>The library is like a 40 minute walk and I dont have a car
Why would I take a 40 minute walk when amazon delivers the books right to my door?

>> No.9520983

>>9520695
you stole our meme you unimaginative faggots
t. /tv/

>> No.9521026

>>9520767
what third world "democracy" do you live in?

>> No.9521032

>>9521026
>what third world "democracy" do you live in?
Are you retarded?

>> No.9521038

>>9521026
>>9521032
he thinks a fiction book for kids from the UK is indicative of living in a third world democracy, so he's probably pretty retarded. probably american too, and there's no point explaining to him they're a constitutional monarchy.

>> No.9521369

cmon OP you can beat it

>> No.9522034

>>9520983
>implying it isn't /tv/ crossboarders