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>Girl I'm trying to get into gives me pic related as a random gift.

What did she mean by this?
I've read through it and I don't know if she wants me to fuck off or not.

its not a very good book

>> No.9739519
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>> No.9739605

>>9739438
Maybe she has seen you posting her pic in "girls you want to fuck" threads on /b/. What is she, twelve?

>> No.9740034

>>9739519
wat

>> No.9740188

Either you mean a lot to her in regards to being a creep who should fuck off. Or you mean a lot to her in regards to being someone she'd want to discuss books with.

All depends on the book and how self aware you are.

>> No.9740254
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>>9739438
The obvious answer is to read it, and then discuss it with her, praising all her insights and nodding your head at a slight slant saying things like "i never thought of that" Let her lead the conversation, and answer honestly when possible, but never negatively. This will give her a sense of wisdom and she will value you for her self esteem.

This will lead to fucking.

At this point you should purchase her a book or two off of her Amazon wishlist, just to show you care. At that point suggest reading "The Painted Bird". Either it will disturb the fuck out of her, and you can comfort her and virtue signal for survivors of war and ethnic cleansing, or she will be into it and you can play daddy for a bit.

At this point its time to bring things to a close. Suggest a true female classic, like Zadie Smith or maybe O Pioneers by Willa Cather. Fuck to celebrate your relationship of the mind.

Then dump her.

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>>9740254

>> No.9740439

>>9740254
>you can comfort her and virtue signal for survivors of war and ethnic cleansing, or she will be into it and you can play daddy for a bit.
kek

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>>9740254
Jesus Christ, that's the best advice I've ever seen on 4chan.

>> No.9741229

>>9739438
Can you tell us what she is like anon?

>> No.9742456

>>9739438
what is it about and how is it bad