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Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:05:26 2017 No.9961030 [Reply] [Original]

>writing a 1000-page novel

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:06:21 2017 No.9961034 >>9961030 >deciding the number of pages before starting the book Is there anything more plebeian, more idiotic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:06:53 2017 No.9961036 >>9961030 thats a fat rabbit lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:07:55 2017 No.9961038 >>9961030 Bugs....

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:10:16 2017 No.9961047 >>9961038 easy on the pages!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:12:26 2017 No.9961052 >>9961030 bugs.. amiable on the root vegetables, usually orange in colour

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:16:26 2017 No.9961062 >not needing 1000 pages just to give the readers a basic gestalt of what's going on in your novel

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:19:02 2017 No.9961069 File: 335 KB, 1142x900, bug-bunny-porn-352529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bugs...easy on the dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 05:48:31 2017 No.9961153 >>9961030 Bugs... this is the first time you've made me laugh with this format

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 06:22:34 2017 No.9961248 >>9961069 delet this

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 06:35:34 2017 No.9961279 >>9961034 Your obnoxious writing style. I hope you don't ever provide text for even a poster or coupon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 06:43:36 2017 No.9961311 >>9961030 how about the bugs-posting, op

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 06:51:17 2017 No.9961327 File: 96 KB, 1200x675, 1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9961311 heh kid this is carrot

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 07:04:53 2017 No.9961362 >>9961030 writing a 1100-page novel, dum dum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 07:11:05 2017 No.9961375 File: 121 KB, 349x159, 227585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9961362 >the absolute state of humour on /lit/

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 07:16:20 2017 No.9961394 File: 21 KB, 375x375, 1405325492735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9961375 >watching porn

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 07:18:59 2017 No.9961403 File: 154 KB, 340x362, 755725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9961394 >not watching porn for the kino

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 07:23:11 2017 No.9961408 >>9961279 >Your obnoxious writing style. >I literally copied the OP :thinking:

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 08:00:49 2017 No.9961494 >>9961403 OH FUCK IT'S SO BIG!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 31 08:19:44 2017 No.9961573 >>9961494 bugs...it's so big....

Anonymous Thu Aug 31 08:26:57 2017 No.9961601

>>9961030
That whole thing about how writing a 1000+ page novel is like "imposing your phallus" is completely true in my case. I'm only going to write 1000+ page novels and there's nothing you can do about it OP. It's like dicking the canon with my massive genius braincock

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