/lit/ - Literature

Dentist told me to start scrubbing my tongue harder and deeper, and the constant gagging and discomfort has given me a newfound appreciation for those in this world who suck penis, shoutout to all the penis suckers out there, you work hard and put up with a lot

>>21903291
i actually made that post just to bait people. I dont believe that myself at all

Once upon a time there was a frog named Pepe

>>19456982
>be me
>spergy 10 year old
>autistically obsessed with greek mythology
>given "the lightning thief" by family friend as a gift to read because of this
>hate it because it's not accurate enough to the greek myth stories i had previously read
>finish it anyway
>ends on a sequel hook
>never read another book in the series
>make this post
>[catalog]
>*hide thread*
>still no idea how the story develops and now i never will
imagine being over 18 and still reading YA
I liked surfer dude poseidon and hollywood bouncer Charon though.

Just got my neetbux. Books on why goverments are great?

>>18872797
So long, gay bowser!

>>18828388
You're welcome.

All this effortposting for no reason... honestly I deserve it. I'm too intellectually masturbatory at times.

I only read philosophy in order to better create a vanguard with which to seize control. Once you have power, the intellectuals will simply fall in line and praise whatever system you put in charge, no matter how many contradictions it has.

>>18593265
You are correct, i did not read your OP

Ever tried writing something in Dutch without laughing your ass off? Well now you know why they stuck to painting

>>18553433
I also took the vaccine
I work for a pharm company, even

>>18323003
Guess what cocksucker? I hate commies AND billionaire CEOs. You will be lined against the same wall as Bezos and Gates

>write several pages of prose
>reread them the next morning
>delete all but the one single best sentence
>repeat

None of you have convinced me to believe in God, and i have only grown to despise you more after this thread.

>>18221297
Oh im perturbed alright

>>18055724
>seething pole/balt cuck

>Jubilation

>>17983949
finally, more oxygen for us

This is supposed to be the smartest board, right? Explain to me why is there something rather than nothing

>>17908467
Read BNW and 1984 instead of "We"
Gayish

>enter bookstore
>the nice shopkeeper lady asks me if there's anything she could help me with
>I respond that I'm on a lookout for some cool Renaissance books
>she lightens up as she gives me a lecture about Renaissance literature
>I write down all the titles she mentioned and tell her I'm going to download all the books she talked about off of libgen
>I leave the bookstore and never come back

>>17901330
thank you. I've just read the argument of the novel and seems pretty good. I'll buy it.

>tfw still 21
>tfw already finished with the Greeks and on my way to the Romans with plenty of time left until I pen my magnum opus
Feels good bros

i don't want to learn all that shit myself because maybe one day a pretty girl might teach me