/lit/ - Literature

Words do not often substitute a phrase.

This isn't latin, lassy

Suck it off with your dyke tongue as a small man tickles my tender anus with his furry mits. Hot damn I haven't cum in a good three weeks. I'll paint this room ruby red when the pressure of my cum splits open my cocks twi halves and blends blood with the pints of sticky white porridge. Mhmm, eat me lesbo. Let your soul sister sob at a man's manipulation. The sheer will of my throbbing member devastates all in its wake. Lesbos from Glasgow to Thebes lay dormant in their cunt comas.

Don't fall in love with Aleksei, lesbo.

You are as uninteresting as I am.
Your aim at diligence has yielded nothing.
Take this into account when you meet your maker.
Fat-ass.

Suck it off with your dyke tongue as a small man tickles my tender anus with his furry mits. Hot damn I haven't cum in a good three weeks. I'll paint this room ruby red when the pressure of my cum splits open my cocks twi halves and blends blood with the pints of sticky white porridge. Mhmm, eat me lesbo. Let your soul sister sob at a man's manipulation. The sheer will of my throbbing member devastates all in its wake. Lesbos from Glasgow to Thebes lay dormant in their cunt comas.

Don't fall in love with Aleksei, lesbo.

>>2854244
You do not read ha ha ha
>>2854230
You look cute.
>>2854228
You are not often attractive.
>>2854197
You are attractive at calculated intervals. °
>>2854199
A nice prick of mine between your knickers.
>>2854203
Hello handsome man.
>>2854225
Your fame will never come.
>>2854229
A genuinely sufficient. human and voice for a generation
>>2854220
Comfortable. Cozy. Serene.
>>2854186
You own a globe? It spins and holds liquor within it?

Twist my words And date me darling. ~

You are a relic of your Father's failures.,
But I? Oh, I have a magnificent ass.,

You're Not Doing It Right by Michael Ian Black
And
The Way Of All Flesh by Samuel Butler
And
The Fish Can Sing by Halldor Laxness

Thank you for your patronage!

Should there be a question?

If a person enjoys a book and in their life has the time to spare to reread something they have read then there is no problem with this. They are comfortable with the action and may pick up on quirks in the writing style that were not observed before. The only problem I can observe being presented in this thread is a sexually frustrated original poster in need of perpetual vindication from a community that loathes his presence. I look at you and then I look in a mirror and my prick is engorged by the dire contrast. I am a norse god so far as confidence is concerned compared to a petty little infant such as yourself.

Neither of the three commas are necessary.

You're Not Doing It Right by Michael Ian Black
And
The Way Of All Flesh by Samuel Butler


Thank you for your patronage.

I see her piss.
Her streams a hiss.
My bladder fails
And She sees me piss.
TIPPING OVER
I DRANK MY URINE
AS SHE SPIT ON ME
AND TELLS ME THE CHILD
IS A MATADOR IN TRAINING
AND I HAVE NOTHING NOW
THAT MATTHEW IS HER KING
BFORE I SMOTHER THAT WHORE
AND BLOW MYSELF SKULL WITH
A BULLET SPRAWL YUM.
I AM YOUNG
YOU HUNG
IN MY BODY
YOU WILL COME

You want to fuck me, stud?

Yeaaaaaaaaaah. Thats the stuff.
Suck it. Feeling your warmth gainst my chest.
Our toes and fingers clasped.
Let me explode inside of you baby.

Dyke-ass.

Holy smokes let me touch your breasts.
Mmm is this skim or 2%

Its soy!?!!?!!?!

Why is your cunty lips bubbling a blood bubble?
Omg did your water break?

Oops... I guess it broke a little more than expected.

There is an abortion nearby.
(PUNCHES YOU IN TUMMY)

Woops!

How haaard is it to learn... 8000000
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0000000000000000000 Languagea??!?!?!!?
:0 D: 7omgWAH AHHHBB

WAHHHHHHHHHHB WAHHH WAWAWAWA
WWGINNGNGNGNGNN ZZZZPFFTTT ;p fuck!
Plfffffft! (UH OH I FART AND POOP?) pffft

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Would You Pay To See Aleksei?

How Would You Rank Aleksei?

Where did you hear about us?

We appreciate your patronage.

Lick my clit.

Hate to say it pays to be Aleksei.

It is not noble to do a thing solely unto the self.

Under Aleksei's care may nobility be fraught.
You are nothing Yourself.

The Tao te Ching
reminds me of my own text.
I may have written it once before,
Within the womb of my unwed mother.