/lit/ - Literature

>>740112
>>740112
>>740112

its very valuable. Helps put things into perspective.

true, pseudo-intellectuals feed off of philosophy because they think knowing what so and so said makes them intellectual and "deep" and whatnot. But philosophy does retain value in its own right.

Because it actually wasn't important.

Adams is clever like that.

>>496022

>and then the young self-important tripfag acknowledged that this was the only reason that he was going into medical school. The end.

>>496022

>...

>>496009

Your friends think you're a joke.

You are welcome.

nah dawg grammar are neccesary everywhere so you can prove to urself that ur respectable ya dig?

Doctor's are not rich
If doctor's were really rich
Then why am I poor?

>>495931

Did you know that every one of Ayn Rand's sentences are all rearrangements of the sentence, "Did I ever mention I'm the greatest person that ever lived?"

>every single female that reads seems to enjoy palanihuk and bukowski

...where are you from?

But yeah, start with Vonnegut if you aren't a troll.

>sample of spinal fluid--which tastes similar to semen

Now I just feel bad. :..(

M-E-N-S-A WINS AGEN

cleverbot IS clever....

This is now a cleverbot thread.

>>438717

UR teh most e/lit/e congahts!

>>438797

shut up you

please go back to /mu/

that is all

>>438764

copied and pasted from my old /b/ been

I hate myself for everything within the parenthesis.

>raised on noise

go on...

There, he met a seventeen year old german street woman (typist note: older wimminz lulz) and together they looked for work, They both save enough money to move in to a rundown shack outside of Berlin. One day on a routine job interview, not speaking German very well, he mistakenly enlists in the military. He ends up being transferred to a battalion going into the front lines next week. Not knowing what to do, he finds out that the Germans wanted to prove that they were better than the Americans in everyway, and the military was looking for the best baseball players they had to enter into the Olympics. (Typist note: sweet historical accuracy!) Easily making the team, he narrowly escapes being placed on the frontlines.When the team plays the United States, his old teammate who was drafted with him in the United States promptly recognizes him and he is hauled away by the Americans after the game, although he did go 4 for 5, leading the Germans into victory. (Typist Note: Nazis win in 12 year old jewish boy's story lulz)

He is tried and convicted of treason. When he is about to be executed, the woman who he met in Germany broke him out of his holding cell (typist note: how'd she get into america? :P)
and they fled to canada.

THE END

After he left Japan, he continued to the beautiful Russia that his Grandparents always told him about. When he got there, he realized that all that was left of beautiful Russia that his grandparents had told him of was the not so beautiful C.C.C.P. After he tried to get used to the communist ideal for a while, he finally decided that it was insane. (Typist note: cool commentary past self bro) After all, if we all had the same human worth, then why was he the onlyone in the whole god damned country that could hit a Bob Feller fastball? (Typist note: intelligent aguementlulz) After going to every Nazi occupied country, he decided to go where it all started, the big Gustenfragenhaugenschnitzlehas as his father used to call it, or Germany as every non-alcoholic called it.

"The Dodger" By Pedro'sSoup (age 12)

Brooklyn Dodger Richard Shaft is an average man on an average team. He has an average home, an average wife, average kids, and his batting average is .240. He was never a recognizable face outside the ballpark and he was fed up with things, and he wanted to get away. When he got drafted it seemed like the perfect escape, except he didn't want to get shot. He didn't feel there was good cause to, for he stopped paying attention to the world a long time ago and didn't care what the Germans did, that was halfway across the world. So he did in what was his opinion what any sane man would do, he left. He left his family, his home, his career and dodged the draft.

The first place he planned to go was Russia. He was training to be a translator for the White House before the Dodger's made the mistake of signing him. He spoke Russian, his family all came from Russia. He was always told by his grandparents how much Russia was better than the United States,"so why not go?" he thought. He took a long train ride across the country and an even longer boat ride across the Pacific. Before he got to Russia, he went through Japan. He did learn a little bit of Japanese at his old academy, so he decided to stay in Japan for a while. He claimed he was German and was visiting to study their culture for a plan he called Nazi Loyalificationizm. To his surprise, they never questioned him for a second. He was surprised how they blindly believed what they were told and how precisely they followed orders out from superiors. (typist note: edgy social commentary lulz) When he just thought he might stay there, one man recognized him after looking at a team photo of the 1939 Brooklyn Dodgers, consequently, he was forced to flee.

>>438459

>kerouac, austen