/lit/ - Literature

>>2392925
this is true. the insecurity that prompted >>2392912 response proves it.

>>2392923
my guess

>that feel when OP has a hardon for me, for some absurd reason.

>>2392868
I am scottish trash, but I would never say we ahd bad bands.

Belle and Sebastian, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Mogwai, Arab Strap, Japanese War Effort, De Rosa, The Pictish Trail etc.

Are you even trying?

>>2377243
I went to both. Both were pretty much empty.
Now I have bed.

Work at 3am.

I wanted to enter, but
it was full so i couldn't
i decided i'm going to work
on new writing material anyway
have fun you hipster punks
with your ten inch nails and skinny kittens.

The small limit is kinda depressing, but I get why it's there.

>>2374925
>>2374935
Cheers bro

>>2374880
I'll take those.

>>2374718
NO!

>>2374717
Just jeer. It's easier and you will be liked by /lit/

>>2374664
You will never have sex with a 90s goth artist.
The closest you will ever get is a fat girl who maybe read Jhonen Vasquez comics in high school.
This is a sad truth our generation faces.

>>2374658
Male teacher?
She's reading at her level.

>>2374599
It explains why they all hate me.

Least it wasn't richard yates you read. I can't defend that.

I saw an article on HTMLGIANT saying that Tao Lin had matured with RY and that he had more talent than the rest of his cronies. It was disgusting actually because with the exception of Megan Boyle his cronies are more talented than him.

>>2374589
Here is Megan Boyle in her bra and tights as an apology.

>>2374538
is it kitsch that ee cummings didn't use capital letters at all?

Least, not for a majority of his writing.

>>2374505
Have you tried Etgar Keret?
He writes really good 'flash fiction' and short stories.

I like Paul Ewan's London Pub's Review.
"The format is simple: a series of pub reviews written by that perennial of all London pubs, the insane drunk. He hallucinates, causes trouble and, by the end of the review is usually thrown out of the pub for disturbing the other customers. The concept is wonderful, and the execution is top notch. Paul Ewen is the poet laureate of pub weirdos everywhere." - The Guardian

Circe by Nicelle Davis is a good poetry collection if that's your thing.

I feel you probably read HTMLgiant so probably know of Stranger In Town by Cedar Sigo but I suggest it also.

>>2374168
Sam Pink's whole catalogue to date.
Noah Cicero is probably my favourite Small Press.
Tao Lin is now major press. And Richard Yates was bad.
Joshua Mohr is a pretty cool cat.
I liked Super.Naive by Erlend Loe
Ben Brooks has released some okay stuff.
Jordan Castro is okay too.
The last two are both younger than me and achieved more.

I'm going to kill myself in protest of these DFW threads.

>>2373664
My care worker says that's not a nice word to use and you should be ashamed. Shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you!

>>2373656
I got laid once.
Cost me £100
It was teh worst 2 minutes of my life.

Pic related. It's Tao Lin and a girl.

I bet you don't even read Tao Lin you poseur.

>>2373649
I was first one to announce the split of Tao Lin and Megan Boyle back in November.

I posted nudes

I once had sex with Courtney Love for a bet

I touched a boob once, like in 8th grade.

I invented tylenol in the 50s.

Ben and Jerry are naming an Ice Cream after me.

The more you call me out the more retarded I'll get. :3

>>2373604
>agnostic
>athiest beliefs and hate people believing in God.
No bro. You a straight up athiest... and probably 12.

>>2373624
>Iron Maiden
Oh wow.
Gigner and a Maiden fan...
I hope your dad beats you everyday.

>>2373408
>>2373538
>implying the Modern Classic isn't da bestest.

>that feel when your friend is a good writer, and you basically lived of his success and he invited you to readings and people liked you by association and then suddenly you're getting a novella released by an indie-press and he has been refused and now resents you and doesn't invite you to readings anymore and you're too socially retarded to organise them yourself and suddenly you are no longer working on your novella despite it being due in by march for publication and now you want to kill yourself because your friend hates you and you try to tell him this but he just ignores you and the girls you use to talk to don't like you much now because you never go anywhere and you feel even more shitty so you come to /lit/ and post an cute alt-lit writer eating pizza.