/lit/ - Literature

>>2641400
>Psychologist
>Autistic
Yeah, being autistic and having my job wouldn't work very well.

>>2641376
It's just not a funny joke.

>>2641370
This is what we should go with.

>>2641362
>>2641358
>>2641354
But it's just plain wrong. Like, the labeling of the people themselves is wrong, the team isn't that bad.

>>2641349
Azathoth or Nyarlathotep defense.

>>2641296
I think that would work pretty well, if by God you mean the Godhead, as in The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost.

>>2641309
2/10, would reply again.

>>2641279
It's a badass chariot, too. Not only is it gold with wheels of flame, it has three spirits attached to it.

>>2641259
Nyarlathothep has to be offense, he's powerful and actually has control over himself.
Azathoth is better suited to defense, he'd make a good wall.
Yog-Sothoth, knowing everything ever would be good support because, well, he knows everything ever.

>>2641250
Cthulhu is eclipsed in power by Azathoth, Nyarlathotep and a lot of other beings Lovecraft named.

>>2641245

Thinking about it more, that sounds good.
You can't beat Hemingway in a fight. Joyce would be solid on defense, and Pynchon on support is a wild card.

>>2641226
Satan shouldn't go on defense.
He kind of got his ass handed to him by Micheal in Paradise lost.
Otherwise, I can see God on offense and Yog-Sothoth on support.
Yog-Sothoth holds all the knowledge in the universe, we need him.

Since we can use fictional characters, I vote:
Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth.

>>2641204
Yeah, that.
Since we seem to be limited to authors, that's the best we can do. He just strikes me as the summoning type, a plainswalker if you will.

>>2641179
I'd still put Joyce on defense.

Actually yeah, Hemmingway should be offense. He covered wars, you know.
I say we go for Joyce on defense and Lovecraft on support, then.

>>2641154
True, true.

Wait, do we get Sun Tzu?

>>2641126
/tg/ will use Lucius the Eternal as offense, or defense or support.
Probably all three. He's literally unbeatable.
And if you do beat him, you turn into him and you become a face on his armor, that is assuming you feel pride in beating one of the most powerful beings in the universe.

This is why we should stick to the amoral, emotionless elder gods and old ones, we need to think ahead of them.

>>2641121
I'd put Joyce on offense. Look at him, he looks like a total fighter.
McCarthy on defense.
Lovecraft on support.

Papillon
A Clockwork Orange
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth.

>>2640616
What part of psychology do you find most interesting?
Feel free to ask me any questions, I mean, I'm only a PhD in psychology, but I might be able to provide some assistance.

I try not to write about my dreams, they are quite unsettling.

>>2639387
If you are writing about a psychiatrist or a psychologist, have someone in the field consult.
I'm tired of seeing my field misrepresented and turned into a joke.
I'm not fucking kidding, every time there is a psychologist on television and he says "tell me about your mother," I want to punch my television, and when it happens in a book, I want to tear it up.