/lit/ - Literature

Everything you need to know about converting and stripping DRM can be found in this thread >>1858990

I sodomized the miserable, wretched cunt in the cunt and took its mouth upon my neck and forced it to suck 'til hickey in order to expedite the cum process so that I may be relieved of the fucking winchy cunt forever and ever (true story bro).

>>1884150

My bad. There are two ways to go about stripping DRM, both easy:

http://lifehacker.com/5733075/how-to-remove-drm-from-your-kindle-ebooks

http://apprenticealf.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/ebooks-formats-drm-and-you-%E2%80%94-a-guide-for-the-p
erplexed/

Might provide a link of stripped files later, but it's probably good to go ahead and learn to do it yourself if you want free ebooks. Daddy's not going to be hear to hold your hand forever. Also, if by the end of the evening the only two people that have contributed are me and ANNOYING FUCK, then I'm deleting my shit.

you is all lazy fucks with 67 replies and not a single run on sentence you are very fucking lazy please kill yourselves for not even attempting really to write the worst sentence just saying a bunch of silly shit mispelling shit structuring sentences incorrectly and not using the words correctly you guys seriously fucking kill your fucking selves cause you is retards that espoused from the per chance fuck that youre uncle came in your aunt who were brother and sister and are now your mema and papa and antie and unkie and you perform the incest with them too and other siblings and the gay sex and your all fucking retarded do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth that's a question mark but i dont know how to question mark on this typee thing

>>1883681

>>>/rs/lit

Not much there. Look like just a Japlit folder.

Here's the complete Vonnegut (or most of them. one is a pdf file - Player Piano - b/c my roommate put it into his Kindle like that by accident); Blood Meridian, No Country for Old Men and The Road by McCarthy; Whatever by Houellebecq; Postman Always Rings Twice by Cain; The Old Man and the Sea by Hemingway; Lolita by Nabokov; Catcher in the Rye by Salinger and Clockwork Orange by Burgess. Oh, and Love is a Dog from Hell is actually in this file, not the other one.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9BNE8VM9

>>1883485

Why don't you fucking admit that you're dumbass that didn't know that there is another filehost and you only know about rapidshit because 4chan has an /rs/ section?

I understand that it's free, but rapidshare is the worst site to download for free, so why not choose a better one? Do you work for rapidshare? Are you trying to get me to buy a membership from a site in which there are no new files because nobody fucking uses it any more.

Anyways, here's Pulp, Women, Factotum, Hollywood and Love is a Dog From Hell by Bukowski; A Farewell to Arms, For Whom the Bell Tolls and A Sun Also Rises by Hemingway; The God Delusion by Dawkins; Fight Club by Palahniuk; Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Dick; Ask the Dust by Fante; Charlie Wilson's War and Naked by Burrough's:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D0TCRQHW

They're taken from my roommates Kindle, so they're .azw file (same as mobi). I'm sure they can be converted if you don't have a Kindle or you can just download Kindle for PC from the link provided here >>1880791

>>1883528

Not dead, just wasn't up yet (it's up now). Mega must be performing maintenance or there is sometimes a delay, but not often or long.

>>1883445

Because you're a fucking idiot. I live in the US and, no matter the fucking size of a file, I have to wait 5-minute to download. Adding to that, it takes increasingly more time the more downloads you attempt. Luckily, hardly anyone is fucking stupid enough to upload to them any more, so typically no new files are added. However, since they were one of the first big players in fileshosts a lot of older files can still be found. The only plus side to rs is that, if you do find a bunch of files, all you have to do is stick'em in jdownloader and it does all the work for you because rapidshare doesn't have a captcha. I downloaded while video the other day that was split into fucking 7 files and it took longer than a fucking day to download........ridiculous.

Anyway, here's The Story of the Eye, the novelette in the op:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OVEPEA60

>>1883368

Maldoror by Comte de Lautreamont

Also, Paris Peasant by Louis Aragon, Metamorphosis by Kafka, Nadja by Andre Breton, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Murakami, At Swim-Two-Birds by Flann O'Brein...........

>>1883270

You're not pissing me off. I'm not downloading it. No one requested or mentioned the provided novel, nor is it particularly controversial, nor do I have any interest in reading it.

>>1883266

or mediafire. or any number of a 100 different fileshost, but not rapidshare.

>>1883264

The azw and upload it to megaupload.

>>1883239

Not really. Making people wait 5-minutes here, pal, because you used the shittiest filehost there is.

>>1883208

Ya'll start and I'll donate. So far it has mostly been all me. I'm still going to upload what I said I would, but right now I'm too fucking hungover and am about to take a nap.

>>1883196

It would be good for music and ebooks, but I was thinking specifically about how it reacts to larger files. Which is why I don't have an account with them. Which is why I won't use them. I'm not going to work with something that's slow as fuck just because it would be convenient for the particular files I am wanting to upload now.

>>1882166
>implying Maddow and O'Donnel aren't worth watching,

Anyways, mega's not working on my side of the world and I refuse to use rapid or mediafire, so I will provide you all with more downloads tomorrow. I got a few from my roommate that aren't controversial per se, but aren't available for free so I'm going to leave some of those, too. Some Bukowski like Hollywood, Pulp and Love is a Dog From Hell and I haven't been able to find Fante's Ask the Dust (didn't look hard).

Would like it if someone else would contribute. There is plenty of interest and plenty of authors mentioned here that don't have free downloads, but do have ebooks available for purchase. Like Denis Johnson who has plenty of books up on amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=a9_sc_1?rh=i%3Adigital-text%2Ck%3Adenis+johnson&keywords=den
is+johnson&ie=UTF8&qid=1309177001

You richfags, if you don't have a Kindle, just download the Kindle for PC already provided, purchase them, and make them available for all to download.

This is now a Lil Wayne 'How to Love' /thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMYufohsfIQ&feature=related

Can't fuck w/ Lil Wayne, nigga'

Hi, I'm 32 and what is this? You're all 12!

>Age
30

>Sex
Male

>Location:
West Coast and soon to be East Coast.

>Favourite book:
Of Human Bondage

>Favourite Author:
Maugham or Hemingway

>Favourite band/muscian:
Just going to say Nirvana, Prince, Coldplay and I only listen to rap these days. Favorite song at the moment is Lil Wayne's 'How to Love'.

>Favourite album:
Nirvana: MTV Unplugged (yeah, that's how I do it- skip all the bullshit)

>Favourite movie:
This would take forever so I'm just going to say Mike Leigh's Naked (even though it's not, but I do watch it the most, or listen anyways, because it's in English).

>Favorite TV show:
Can't name just one. In the mood for something different at different moments. The Wire, Sopranos, Oz, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, South Park, Trailer Park Boys, Friday Night Lights, All in the Family, Rosanne and Married with Children.

>Favourite videogame:
Probably Ocarina of Time. Haven't really played video games since. Bought a wii to relive my child hood and really like the Mario's, original Zelda, Conker's Bad Fur Day, all the Mega Man's and the Donkey Kong's and that's about it.

>Favourite food:
Steak - RARE

>Favourite drink (Alcoholic):
Jameson or red wine or beer

>Favourite drink (Non-Alcoholic):
Water

Funny since every politician, with the exception of both Mike Gravel and Kucinich (both Democrats who vote left-libertarian), vote right-wing authoritarian. Yes, even your beloved Ron Paul votes authoritarian.

There's a doc called The One Percent directed by Jamie Johnson, a young guy that was born rich (Johnson & Johnson), but is concerned about the rich/poor divide and the fact that 1% of the people control most of the wealth and are stuck-up, hierarchical little bitches. Anyways, he interviews Friedman and Friedman can't defend the result of strong influence, so his old wrinkled ass gets mad and ends the interview. So that's that.

I'm from Tx and back in the myspace days, all my friends would answer 'what are books?' or they would list magazines. Republicans - anti-intellectuals - are just fucking retarded----deal with it.

Hemingway and Maugham

>>1880891

wft? I posted that fucking video so that you could fucking see Chris Wallace get forced by Stewart to admit that they aren't "fair and balanced", but are telling the "other side of the story" in a media that he perceives to be liberal when it's simply not fucking true. That "liberal" media swooned over W. and got the worst President in the history of our country elected. Suck a dick, nigger, and go hang out in /k/ with all the other closet faggots.