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j d salingers short stories especially a boy in france

But neither did I, friends.

Neither did fucking I.

The End.

"...Oh..."

"I'm joking. I just hung out at my house. You?"

I played it off as a joke. Now she knows I COULD OF fucked some chicks, but now she knows I'm not a whore. Fucking cool times, Rian. Fucking cool.

"...Nothing. Stayed home. Watched television. Played video games. The usual."

"Wanna go have sex with me later?"

Another decoy line.

"...What?"

"God, you're bad with this joking thing. Can I have your phone number?"

She stared at me for a few seconds and probably was thinking if I was a rapist or something. Her eyes tried to stare me down, but my sunglasses blocked my bullshit. She finally smiled and wrote down her number.

"Call me!"

"No."

I then ripped up the number, got up, and started to walk. Alright, I didn't really rip her number up, but I replaced her number with some random piece of paper while she was staring at the movie ending. This way she probably thought I was too good for her and that I was too fucking awesome; I would then call her later, say that her friend gave me her number, and I would hit it up good with her.

Bitch didn't know what was coming.

"Hey, I'm Rian."

"I'm Taylor."

"Nice to meet you."

Fucking cool, man. FUCKING COOL.

"I saw you at lunch...uh, you...uh...I dunno. What happened? Did that guy do something to you? Did he hurt you or something?"

"He punched my friend in the face, and then he started to pick on my buddies. I couldn't let him get away with that, and the Cassie girl put him up to it from the start. They're really mean."

I totally lied about the first part, but who cares? I didn't.

"It was pretty cool of you...so...what did you do this weekend?"

"Had sex with two fine ladies, and I played some hitter with a girl's mouth."

Okay, a total lie, but I HAD THE SUNGLASSES ON, BITCH. Seriously, fucking weapon of mass destruction. They make any loser look like he could at least bang one lady in his life.

I laughed so hard, but no one else was laughing. They were all staring at me like I was some fucking crazy ass psycho, and the tension was really high or something. Then, after I stopped laughing, I sat back down and the room became loud again. No one gave a shit anymore. No one really liked Cassie or her boyfriend. No one really liked me. All three of us could die, and they wouldn't give a shit. I didn't really mind, but I sure those two did.

The rave bitch stared at me again, and I simulated how I would masturbate into her mouth with my hands. She looked disgusted, helped her lame boyfriend up, and then yelled at him for no reason. I felt bad for the guy, but at least the dude wasn't a virign. I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW'ed one more time, but no one gave a shit anymore. Lunch was over, and I was going to my next class.

It was Government, and it was fucking weird. I had a seat in the back, and everyone was looking at me like I was a douchebag. No, no, not THAT kind of douchebag. A douchebag that people liked. That douchebag people really thought was creepy and weird, but they still thought he was cool and could bang chicks if he wanted. The girl sitting next to me was some short Indian girl, and she was looking at me for some reason. Never talked to her, so I hit up a convo while a movie was going on.

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"

I yelled so the whole fucking lunchroom could hear me, and I flapped my arms over and over. Some dude told me to sit the fuck down, and I screamed:

"FUCK NO! YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"

The whole room had their eyes on me. Rian. ME. FUCKING RIAN. Who the fuck would of thought that they would all be looking at me. I continued flapping my arms, and Cassie was trying to get her boyfriend to kick my ass. I continued to laugh and just went for this shit.

I slammed my fist into the boyfriend's face and then tackled him into the ground while flailing my body like a fish. The guy started to scream to get help, but everyone looked like they were too scared to come at me. The stupid bitch was trying to call for her friends to help, but she didn't help her boyfriend. I punched him in the face twice more and then thrusted my crotch at him and then teabagged him like some dude in Halo would do. It was fucking awesome, and I fucking laughed like a fucking tiger or some shit.

LIKE A FUCKING TIGER.

So the guy comes up to me and tells my friends to fuck off. My friends look at him like an alien, and the guy tells them that if they don't move that he'll take a fucking pencil and jab their pimples out or some lame shit like that. I just tell my friends to go and he sits down with me.

Cassie says that I'm in for some big shit now, and I start laughing. Holy fuck, this shit was so lame. Why the fuck did some big guy have to come over and get in my face? Did he really think that I thought he was going to hurt me? The guy was on the football team. If he punched me, he would be off the team, and his fucking future could be fucked over.

"You're a faggot."

I told the guy plain and simple.

He did one of those 'mad dog' things and bucked his head at me like he was gonna hurt me, but I just continued laughing. I started to get up from my seat and flap my arms like a bird. I don't know why I fucking do that, but I think it's some tick that I developed when my emotions ran too high. I flapped my arms right in his fucking faggot face, and he just sat there trying to scare me withi his eyes.

Fucking annoying. I didn't pay attention after that and just continued drawing some dragons eating some people and crap. My second period was Chemistry, so I didn't really know anything and just drew. I was getting a C in that class because I was the quiet kid who did nothing all day.

I get out of that class and go to my next two classes without any other problems. I just do what the fuck I want, and I draw my dragons and eat my poptarts that I brought from home. Then it's lunch and this is where the story really gets to the good stuff.

I go sit down with my friends who are all weird nerds, and they start talking about the new expansion pack that came out. I just sit there and start talking like usual. "Nah, I didn't get it," and they were all telling me how great it was. Then my friend looks behind us, and Cassie and her boyfriend, Tom or Tad, or some shit like that, were standing where there buddies. I already knew what happened.

I said bad shit to her -> I ignore her -> Tells boyfriend -> Boyfriend has to yell at me to get his penis sucked

I said this in a very cool and awesome way. I took off my glasses when I finished the last word and turned to the teacher. The bitch was fucking freaked! Her eyes looked like she just drank my cum or something, and I could see that most guys didn't talk to her like that. She tried to talk to me again, but I just ignored the bitch and drew pictures of dragons. Yes, dragons are nerdy, but who the fuck cares? Robert Pattinson, even if I hate that fucker, could draw an old man raping a little kid in class and the girls would find that artistic and the coolest thing ever. I wasn't going to change everything about me just because I started a new chapter of my life. I was going to still draw dragons and made-up Digimon, play WoW, and watch anime if I wanted.

The class ended, and I got up and walked out without even saying anything to anyone. Cassie spread to her friends that I was a dick or something, and they all seemed to be staring at me when I went to my 2nd period. Cassie sat next to me in that class too, and I just ignored her and her snappy comments to her friends besides me.

"Oh hey, want to go smoke this weekend? It's going to be SO CHILL."

"Yeah, yeah, but won't we be losers if we smoke? We're no fun, RIGHT?"

I don't know why I said that. I just felt like it. I wanted the guy to fuck off, and I didn't really care if he knew that. The people sitting next to me stared at me for a while and then started to erupt in gossip as my English teacher backed off and started class.

Sunglasses are like a fucking gun, guys. It's like a MOTHERFUCKING GUN. You can use those things to fucking kill people if you want. I mean, if you can get the cool ones. Some of them are really fucking silly and plastic, but if you get the cool ones, you'll look fucking awesome and know you can kill. My teacher knew I could fucking kill him, so he fucked off. The motherfucked fucked the fuck off me because my sunglasses made him fuck off.

The girl next to me, Cassie, looks at me and starts talking to me for the first time all year. Girls are like fucking pieces of garbage, and they float to the closest thing that makes a wave. She started to say these things like how was your weekend and how that she got high and all this shit. She went to a rave, and I told her:

"Raves are fucking lame. The only people that go to raves are depressing emos, goths, and faggots. Why the fuck would you go to a rave? You got high, seriously? Yeah, I got high once, but I got bored of that shit. You must not be so much fun if you have to go to a shitty strobe light party and smoke weed."

I had a few shirts that I usually wore. If you want to know what my wardrobe usually looks like, I usually wear one of those plain shirts that are different basic colors. I have a blue, green, silver, and black one; I know I have more, but I wear those colors the most. I then just wear regular blue jeans and some tennis shoes that look like that they got thrown through a blender. But today, I felt like I needed to change my outlook on life.

I went back into my closet and found a shirt that my Mom bought me for my birthday, and I threw that on. It was some crappy shirt with some random popular brand on it, but I think it looked better than usual. Then I put on my jeans, threw on my good shoes for the first time in ever, and I walked out of my house and to school with a smile on my face for the first time in ages.

I go to a small high school, and I walk into school with my sunglasses on. Yeah, I know, sunglasses inside is a big douchebag move, but who the fuck cares? I walk down the hall and for the first time in my life, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT OTHERS THINK. It's pretty amazing when you throw away your fears and just walk past everyone without even caring what they're thinking or looking at.

I go to my locker, look for some books and shit, and I get everything ready when my friend comes out of nowhere and stands besides me. He's the typical WoW nerd. Huge glasses, tight shirt, and he doesn't really shave.

"Yo, Rian, what the fuck is with the sunglasses? You look like a chowder."

Let me explain. A lot of my friends make up words. Again, yes, I know, they're faggots, but I made up words as well. Chowder was basically what we called all the douchebags at our school. If you were a chowder to my friends, you were either popular, mean, or you were just someone who didn't talk to anyone. I smiled at what my friend said, and I shrugged.

"Then I guess I'm a chowder."

I gave him a bow for some fucking reason, and I walked off. It just felt like it was the right thing to do. Actually, no, thinking back, it was stupid. Who the fuck bows to a kid for no reason? I did, and it was fun. I knew some people who thought I was a nerd were looking at me, and I just kept looking straight ahead with my sunglasses on. I went to my first class, English, and I settled into the front of the class where my seat was.

My teacher stared at me and said that he heard about my family, somehow, and that he was sorry that I had to come to school.

"Fuck off."

Yes, that is my story.

There is more, but that is for another day.

My Dad is in jail at the moment. My sister has become a mute, and she just smiles at me for some fucking reason. My Mom lives in a small apartment near the jail cell so that she can visit my Dad a lot.

I live alone now as my sister is in a foster home. As I'm 18, they gave the house to me. Now, with my college fund getting drained, I will have enough money for about six month bills and food.

Life is good.

Finally, life is good.

I pointed to the cum on their bodies, and I pointed to my sister's half naked body. I flapped my arms, but I still looked the most sane with two drunk parents and a naked sister that wasn't saying shit after I raped her.

'Is this true?' he asked my parents, and they didn't know what the fuck to say. Were they going to say that they didn't do all that? They were drunk, and they were fucked. My Mom wouldn't get much because I was 18, but she would have a lot of time with my Dad because of the raping sister thing.

Who the fuck cared if it would finally land on me? My sister would say I did it, but my parents couldn't really be held reliable because they were fucking blitzed. THIS SHIT WAS CAWWWWWSOME!

I laughed and watched as they took all three of them out of the room. My Dad was in cuffs, and he was still laughing. My Mom was crying and still seemed a little drunk. My sister was just looking blankly at me, and she smiled as she left the room.

'Will you be okay by yourself, kid?' the woman officer said as she was about to leave.

'No. I hurt. My body hurts. It hurts. My body hurts! STAY WITH ME, CAWWWWWWWWPER!' I flapped my arms like a bird, and she laughed. She nodded and sad next to me.

After everyone left, she just sat there with me and I stared at the wall.

'Do you know why they call policeman cops, lady?'

'Why?'

'Because I'm going to fuck you.'

The End.

My Dad and Mom came in, and they started to yell shit. My Mom was crying and trying to tell me that I was insane, and my Dad was laughing like an idiot and checking on my half-naked sister.

I was so fucking out of this shit. This shit was so cash and cawwwww at the same time, and I couldn't believe it. I started to flap my arms, and I started to smear some of my cum onto my Mom's face that I had gotten from my sister's vagina.

'It's fucking magically delicious, Mom!' I exclaimed, and I flapped my arms. My Dad was holding onto my little sister, and he seemed to be a little drunk. My Mother seemed drunk as well, and I was guessing that they got battered after I went to the movie place. That's why that bitch threw me out of the car. That bitch was on the booze!

THEN KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! COCK! COCK!

The door knocked and then some people rushed in. It was the fucking cops, man! THE CAWWWWPS! It was the fucking CAAAAAAAAAWPS! I laughed and flapped my arms.

'What's the problem?!' the head guy asked, and my whole family looked around like they had no fucking clue what was going on.

'My Mom sexually abused me, sir. My younger sister found me while my Mother was trying to sexually abuse me, and she's drunk! DRUNK, I SAY!

AND MY DAD IS RAPING MY SISTER! LOOK AT HIM!'

'CAW CAW CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!'

I cawwed like a mothercawwer and pressed my dick against her lips. She finally opened up, and I forced it in there. My Mom sucked on that thing like a bad boy, and I always knew she wanted to suck on it.

'Mother fucking CAW CAW CAW!' I yelled and I forced my cock out before she did anything. I banged it against her face and penis slapped her. Then I flipped her off and jumped off her bed.

'CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!' and I flapped off into my sister's room.

My sister looked at me. She was wearing her pink nightie thing, and she didn't know what to do. My pants were off, and she was only fifteen. She looked into my eyes, and she knew that rape was about to go.

'CAW CAW! I HAVE COME FOR YOUR VIRGINITY!'

'...Rian...what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out.'

'CAW CAW CAWWWWWWWWWWW!' I ran at her and toppled onto her with my gigantic cawk. She looked at me and didn't know what to do, so she just laid there while I started to take off her pants and bust my cawk into her vagina.

My eyes were starting to get tired, but this shit was getting crazy. I knew I wanted to fuck her, and her tight vagina was so tasty. I just remembered I was losing my virginity to my sister, too, and I started to rage at myself.

'FUCK!' and I rammed my dick more into her and then didn't explode. I took it out and turned around before anything could happen. I went outside her room for a few seconds while she was amazed by my sex ability and did something quickly.

I came in and put my pants back on and then started to scream, 'CAAAAAAAAAAAAW!'

I ran a far way.

I felt like a fucking bird, motherfuckers. LIKE A BIRD.

LIKE A FUCKING BIRD!

'CAW CAW CAW!' and I flapped my fucking arms like a fucking bird, and I fucking flew like a bird as well. I was fucking fly, well, not really, but I was running really fast. I got to my house in record time, and I was still cawwing like a mothercawwer and I couldn't believe that it was almost time for the sun to go up.

I got to my house, opened it up with a fucking key, and walked in. I walk in and the fucking lights are on. I walk into my Mom and Dad's room, and I see that they're having sex.

My Mom yells, 'RIAN! YOU ARE HOME! AHHH! GET OUT, RIAN! WE'LL TALK LATER!'

I didn't fucking move.

'CAW CAW CAWWWWWWWWWWWK!' I raged, and I jumped into their bed. I started to take off my pants and slammed my dick into my Mother's face. My Dad started to laugh like a maniac like I was for some reason, and my Mom just seemed freaked out by it all.

'Rian, honestly! Are you alright?'

It was probably around 3:00 AM, and I was ready to do something even cooler. I picked a random house without even looking at which one looked like there was no one home, and I ran up to it. I knocked on the door and waited for someone to open up.

I continued to knock as the dogs in the house started to go crazy. Some 25-year-old blond bitch opened the door in just a robe, and she stared at me.

She asked, 'What the fuck you want?'

And I said, 'Your vagina.'

She didn't actually fuck me, no, but she started to laugh and called her husband to come look at me. Her husband was some huge fat guy, and I started to laugh at how obese he was.

'Hey Hamburglar. Have any fucking cheese burgers tonight?'

The guy got mad and tried to tackle me from his tiny space. He was only in boxers, and his dick flopped out when he was running at me. His wife seemed to be pretty upset over the whole matter, and I ran away with the fat guy chasing after me. I then ran up to the woman and kissed her on the lips.

Then I ran.

Then she looked at me, and I nodded my head.

'Masturbate me, Grandma.'

And the bitch did it. In the darkness of the night, the old lady fapped my cock like a rocket. When it exploded, her white hair was mixed in with my thick cum.

I laughed and then kinda smiled. She then got up and walked off. It was pretty fucking cool.

'Thanks for the hand job, Golden Bitch!'

Man, I was so fucking cool.

This shit was insane. I was laughing like a fucking maniac, and my dick had just been fucked by some old lady and it got pressed against some fine ass latina chick. I was going to go thank my Mom for being a bitch, and I was going to fuck her as well.

Seriously, I snapped. After the Twilight shit, my Mom, and the hooker, I snapped. People always made fun of me, but now? I didn't care. I was going to do what I wanted. If I was confident, no one would do shit to me.

I pulled up my pants and started to walk closer to home. I started to know I was getting close to home when I saw the school I went to. I was only about five blocks from my house, but I wasn't done tonight.

Well, I didn't fuck her, but she did touch my cock. When I was done, she pushed me off and said that was very rude and that I should go right home. I knew she was bullshitting for her son, but I let it go. Her lips tasted like spicy stuff.

I laughed and waved and stroked my cock some more.

I ran down the street with my cock and started to dance like an idiot. I was near a bus stop and started to lay down on the bench that was beside it. I continued to fap while the bus was coming from around the corner. I thought it would be a turn on to see a few people walk off and see my cock going up and down.

The people got off and it was only a few old ladies. They looked at me and didn't seem to move that fast for a while. One of them stayed behind and looked into my eyes.

'Son, are you alright?'

'Yes, I am.'

I said this in a really motherfucking cool way. This shit was like Tyler Durden from Fight Club. The old lady, probably 60, stared at my cock and then sat on the bench next to me and just sat there.

Honestly, I snapped. I was alone, and it was birthday (or it was), and I was eighteen. I should have been doing this shit for six years or so, but World of Warcraft took over my life and I became a fucking nerd.

I watched as a few white girls walked by, chatting like morons, and I yelled at them:

'HEY BITCHES! WANNA SUCK MY COCK?'

They stared at me, and then at my cock, and then ran away like I was a fucking rapist. I laughed and continued to spin down the sidewalk with a gigantic smile on my face.

While I was walking it seemed like time was slowing down and everything was on a rocky boat. The next time I knew everything was centered, a person was holding me in their arms. Some Spanish chick was with her young son, and she was caressing me while my hard dick was pressed against her camel toe.

She asked me what I was doing and asked if I was high or drunk, and I said I was high on life, bitch! I kissed her on the lips and tackled her on the pavement. She didn't fight back, and she started to kiss me as well. The little kid she was with didn't really seem to mind, and he started to walk up a little farther and just stood there.

His face looked so priceless. I was fucking his Mommy.

I got up from my place, went up to the fat guy, and punched him straight in the face. The other black people just stared at me and started to back off. The black guy was just talk and probably went to some preppy white school. I bashed his face in with some chicken nuggets, and then I fucking kicked him in the face with my foot.

I threw the soda on his black face and walked out of the fucking place without another thought. I could hear the jeers from outside, but this shit was done. Fuck this world. This world was shit. I was going to do shit MY WAY.

As the other blacks watched me from inside the shitty food place, I pulled down my pants one more time and started to stroke my cock and rock my head back and forth.

"I JUST RAPED YOUR MOMS, NIGGAHS!" I yelled.

As I stroke my cock and shit, I turn around and watch as some cars honk at me as my penis is out. I run across the street without even looking if I could go, and a car almost bashes me in the balls. I laugh and flip it off and run down the street.

I was masturbating to my shitty life, and it was getting me turned on. I continued to walk up the road and no one was coming, so I did my fapping thing until I exploded all over a road bump near another station.

Finally, after an hour of walking, I found a busy place. With my pants up, I walked across the somewhat busy street, and went to the McDonalds. I think I was at this place before, so it was probably only a few miles from my house.

I didn't have any money, so I sat at a table by myself and watched as a few black people were watching me from their table while they chomped down on some double cheeses and chicken nuggets.

Fuck, I'm not a racist, but I was pissed. They started to laugh at my bloody nose, and I could hear the fattest one talking about how big of a loser I was for being alone.

This fucking was it. I was fucking down. Fuck this fuck. FUCK THESE FUCKING NIGGERS. I WAS SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT.

She starts to take off her coat and shit, and she starts to take off my pants. It felt good to have the breeze hit my cock and shit, and I was already hard because I had never had a girl see my penis before that wasn't my Mom.

She took my money in one hand and then got on her knees. Before I knew it, though, I was on my back. A huge black guy was behind me and slammed me to the fucking ground. He punched me in the face and took my money in the pocket.

The hooker and the black guy kicked me a few more times, stole my cellphone, and bolted. I sat there with my dick upright in the middle of the darkness with nothing but an erect penis and a bloody nose.

Life was sucking.

I pull up my pants and trudge along in the dark. I don't have a watch, but I was guessing it was pretty late. I was guessing that it had to be 1:00 AM by then. I continue to walk down the road and no one is coming.

This is where everything becomes weird. I start to get dizzy, and I start pulling down my boxers for no reason and masturbating in the middle of the empty street. I don't know why I was masturbating, but I think it was because I had a horrible life.