/lit/ - Literature

>>1764580

Its more that it doesn't tell you what its actually about, merely a long list of events and plot points.

This >>1764578 would be a much more interesting response.

"I'm writing a book"
Oh yeah? what's it about?
>they then proceed to rundown the entire plot in painstaking detail

Anyone else hate this? Just say its an exploration on human kindess in a post-human dystopia or something, I don't care is Wendy fails to catch the burglar so the burglar runs away and deletes her facebook.

I woud like a James Kelman shirt that says "one thing he did know but, see when he died, he was going to die of a heart attack, he was going to die of a heart attack and he was going to be alone, there wasn't going to be no cunt, no cunt, he was going to be fucking alone, that was the way he was going to die, he fucking knew it it was a fucking racing certainty."

There was a man and the man had a coat and the coat was blue and he has a hat the hat was blue too and it was at the night time and was dark and rainig and the man had a umbrella so he didnt get wet from the rain.

sounds like pop song lyrics

It's going to take~ a lot to drag me away from youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
There's nothing that a hundred men or more, could ever doooooooooooooooo

maybe country i dunno.

Dionisia Von Tredian

>>1764028

New testament. Jesus clearly on e

>>1764456

Move to the mainland, fuck England. Cameron is a revolting twit who would sell the country to Murdoch in a heartbeat if he could. It's only going to get worse. No to AV campaign was utterly disgusting, and I'm ashamed it didnt go through.

>>1764444
>Am I meant to just give in and watch what I'm told?

Pretty much. People who use 'hipster' as an insult are generally the most dull brainwashed people.

The English language is fantastic for crafting insults, rather depressing that it seems to be a lost art.

A for the poor being cool thing, its certainly out there. Goldsmiths in London was a treasure trove of those people.

Could someone explain where this fad came from? In the book store the other day they had an entire shelfing unit dedicated to these "hilarious" books. What do they even do, just take the original, scribble out 'bug' and write 'cat' instead.

Distasteful, and woefully symptomatic of our stagnant post-modernity.

You're doing it right.

Top tier reading music
Ambient, orchestral

mid tier
instrumental

low tier
rock, jazz

Utterly boring. too patronising to be effective. Great for children perhaps?

I'm pretty certain these are GCSE questions. Get out of here, you're too young. Go study instead of browse 4chan.

Finnish, Bosnian, and Welsh

Yes, rich kids think being poor is glamourous.

>>1763677

Game, set, and match.

Good night people, it's been fun.

>>1763671

It doesn't work like that, son. And math isn't definite anyway, its entirely bound to your cultural standpoint.

>>1763664

With that post, you have demonstrated yourself to be more a 'moron' than in any other point in this thread.

>>1763660

What if youe tripping on acid and youre not even aware its a person having sex with you instead of the multi limbed empress of the cloud people.

>>1763654

Can one murder a speculative person? If they have not yet lived, do they even die? Define murder for me.

>>1763652

Ultimately those both invalidated the extended 'what if' scenario. It is irrelevant that it may become a human with time, because it is not when the debate matters.

If we're going to go all out on this we may aswell go philosophy 101 on it.

what exactly is it that makes life precious? What stake do you, as one human being, have in another? What is it that makes murder immoral?

>>1763638

I have made no claims to being either right or wrong. To think of life in such definites is sheer ignorance.

>>1763631

Perhaps you are just not a very intimate person?

And no woman knows how to jack a guy off, but its nothing compared to that embrace of another.