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>>1737587
it was really ironic you wudnt get it sorrie

>>1737583
dunno what you're talking about probably something really meta and ironic

/lit/ halp me pleeeese!!!, i have no friends and I jack it 2 porn xD I stay indoors im afraid 2 leef house.

I have panic attax and hyperventilate and think about deth and moralitie 24/7 i wunder what its like when u die lol i havent had human contact in ages i post on 4chan every day!!!! all day!!!! I smoke a weed and I freeked out!!! sometimes i look in mirror and think im uglie like im fat and need 2 get buckat and make self vomat. im so fat!!!! other guys ware stupid clothing and they get all girls!!! so silly. i worrie about my hair it neveeeeer stay in place and i dont like touchin it when im outside cos pppl will see an make fun of meeeeee

By the way, I was being totally ironic if any of you guys didn't realize, my life isn't really like that, I do post here everyday every other minute but on the go from an iphone usually at parties while multitasking chatting up some chicks. All that shit I said above? Totally ironic made up bs my life isn't really like that

Do you think it would be a good idea to post some basic info about you as a sticky on this board asking if anyone is in your general area? This could be a way for you to make friends.

you may have noticed my trip has been hijacked, as a result i've had to change it. please disregard posts under my old trip bcus he is fakebraxing.
;_;

>>1371652
I live with my girlfriend, who I'm set to marry in the next few years. She's as big a lit nerd as me and hates feminism. She cooks and cleans, too.

>>1369134

yeah, I get that, my point is that they're some entry-level short book reading faggots

>>1369131

I've read it, I'd call it 400 pages

Stephen King
The Stand
Cujo

why do you dummies keep listing HoL as a long book? If it had traditional layout it would clock in at about 400 pgs

>>1369110
sage for simple-minded jew manchild

>>1362961
>missed his " . "
lol

>>1362929
Are you a philo prof?

>>1362940
Whats the matter? using an ereader? Only uncultured casuals dont read books on a PSP

- one of the most intelligent posters on /lit/
- probably the funniest poster
- probably the best at trolling

y'all just mad because he wiped the floor with you in times long since past.

>>1362900
Cera seems so chilled out irl:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LosO9-pqTU0#t=02m50s
lol at the comments

>>1362877
no i do, thats what i mean by him being 'qualified' & fry not. i just mean the whole 'look i can make chessy high school documentary style jokes but im also intellegient too' is lame for both of them. Fry documentaries would actually be quite enjoyable (like the things they're usually about) if not for his stupid voice & jokes through the whole thing.

maybe im just sad though, im just saying how he seems to be me, honest ;(

>>1362863
>>1362869
lol srsly.

>>1362852
so is tucker max, you're just a pretentious fuck that cant appreciate his humour (or possibly a female)

>>1362811
>i know the answer to all those questions faggot
no you dont you barely even know me.

>that's pointless info that we don't need or want to know
says you. mogwai is loved here & he has been very helpful.

>you're never going to stand up to the real tybrax, tybrax even stopped posting with just his trip, and you seem to think people will believe that you "forgot it"
i did forget it. i didnt post for a while & have a really really terrible memory.

>you're jumping on the bandwagon of celebrity all the anons complain about with tripfriends, that they attention whore etc, not only are you trying to emulate tybrax, you're failing spectacularly.
nope.

>>1362806
russell is obviously qualified but the both just seem to be lame posterboys for 'high culture' so that 'high brow' people can have their own celebrities.

it makes me cringe when someone makes fun of some celebs new autobiography in a book shop then they go & pick up a steven fry book to checkout.

?

russell annoys me in the same way stephen fry does.