/sci/ - Science & Math

>>11985988
It's because your bladder is full. Piss in a bottle. Cured.

Now pay me my fucking money.

>>11985988
Strip down and confidently wave it around in front of them. Happy ending.

>>11985988

>The current state of /sci/

>>11985975
You were able to write this post so you're probably capable of being a janitor.

>>11985975
If you're introspective enough to come to this conclusion, you're of average intelligence at the very worst, and most likely smarter than most.

>>11985977
That's not very comforting
>>11985980
It seems like most people can learn things like social skills intuitively, and they don't need to sit down and think about them

>>11985975
get a job

>tfw you remember something as being funny
>and then you killed for remembering it that way

>>11985964
13 billion years

>>11985964
you do realize you said hypothetically so I can pull any number I want out of my ass

>>11985964
tinyurl dot com slash FUCKWUMBA

>>11985964
80 years

>>11985964
To keep in line with chronology it would have to be some ratio of language handover from oldest living to youngest to whom it must be relevant and socially worthwhile to care about maintaining a massive mountain of health care records.

As an example, would a 5,000 year old have anything in common with a modern day English speaking teenager and need to maintain any interest? Chances are if they are 5,000 it is probably because they grew out of all that young retarded shit and left it behind for good.

>>11985963
You realize what board you’re on... right?

>>11985965
No remind me please

>>11985963
Thanks for doing engi. We need you.

>Engineers when they realize they'll never feel the touch of a woman

>>11985974
I'll have you know I raw a prostitute a month and I'm an EE major at a top 5 university AMA.

>>11985870
>tfw scientists bloviate about resulting reduction in global life expectancy like it means that everybody is now more likely to die
you know it's coming

>>11985870
I never even considered that. I completely forgot that Biden was in that age range. So there's a decent chance he could die in office. Thanks OP, you just convinced me to vote for Biden.

>>11985775
Was this that international space station leak where they discovered that a russian ground worker had drilled a hole straight through the hull and didn't tell anyone?

>>11985796
yeah, then all the news ran with OMG ASTRONAUT DRILLED HOLE IN SPACE LMAO

>>11985796
b-b-but the russians are good they said, they're fellow white men like us!!!1

>>11985796
yes
haven't heard nothing since

>>11985901
It's in Roscosmos's best interest for everyone to forget about that little incident.

>>11985770
Yes.
When someone claims they've solved the
RH, but when they present their proof it's full of mathematical inconsistencies and errors and when called out, they vehemently defend their proof, then it's conclusive enough to prove that they're a schizo.

>>11985770
find a test for SDO (social dominance orientation)

disguise it as a test to find out how "white you are" or "high testosterone" or "against the narrative" or some other such ego-stoking nonsense

ban/shadowban/don't call back all the ones who test postivie

>>11985850
Do schizophrenics have high SDO scores?

>>11985770
A good way is probably to ask people to write or talk about some beliefs or life experiences. If people are really far gone you'll find out pretty quickly, and you could probably train a computer program to detect schizo spam with accuracy

>>11985865
As most people aren't schizo, accuracy is a poor metric for such a test.

>>11985865
lol take your meds schizo

>>11985907
True. I get what your saying but the in-person things you mentioned are not really on my radar for what I mean as being authentic or not. Plus I'm doing my undergrad at a school that does have your typical college experience setting so I'd get that there. Not that its super important or anything.

I'd do it online if I had to but ideally I want to be in person.

>>11985916
I'm definitely kinda shilling for GT here, but it's got really awesome student life. The only people I've met that didn't love their experience were the ones that couldn't keep up academically. I'd at least give it a visit before you write the location off.

>>11985911
Sure, if they're 23, and never left college in the first place, but it's pretty lame dragging that stuff into your mid to late 20s. I know people who got degrees in Higher Education just because they liked the college town vibe and never wanted to leave. Getting to make $35K and effectively stay in college seems cool when you're 25, but wait a few years. Also, the current social environment makes it much more difficult to chill and fuck undergrads. So what's the point?

>>11985924
Stuff I read said that getting your masters greatly benefits those who want to immigrate to the US.

>>11985933
The point is that you have a short life and can only fill it with so much things you want to do, and for some people that includes post-grad. Some it doesn't. etc.

Stupid people can memorize lists of shit as well as smart people for the most part, so stupid people will become convinced they're smart when they pick a field that's mostly just memorizing stuff and requires no actual thinking. Non-research health related stuff in general is mostly just memorization.

>>11985632
researching pharmaceuticals = hard
handing out pills to grandma = easy

>>11985632
>>11985632
>Is pharmacy and medicine down there with biology
No

>>11985684
This
Developing a drug is a really unenviable task. Ive heard that shit is like 10 years at best

>>11985641
Hypothetically speaking, what if I'm 138?

>>11985605
Solve this
y = y'

>>11985667
Find another website to sully, you evil coward

>>11985605
yeah it's easy, just dont be stupid

>>11985605
spending 9 hours a day you could probably get through both single variable and multivariable calculus

>>11985576
lol

>>11985576
Engineers maybe, but only retards get into actual science to make a lot of money.

>>11985668
Fantastic ironic reply cuntflaps

>>11985576
STEM workers are just the slaves of this era. They do the soulless number crunch work that nobody else wants to do.

Unconscious lack of breathing can only occur if you have severe pneumonia or some sort of severe trauma.

You might as well ask if it's possible for your heart to stop beating, oh shit I jsut passed out.

>>11985552
No, there's a failsafe. That's why people with central sleep apnea don't simply die when they go to sleep without a breathing machine.

>>11985552
Only if you're really really high and even then you're not actually dying, you just think you are.

>>11985552
yeah anon this is a massive problem
your brain only has enough room for a certain amount of stuff and if you learn too much it pushes something else out and there's a risk it could be something important like how to breathe or walk or talk or something
the best thing to do is not learn any new things. stay away from books of facts and definitely don't play trivial pursuit or anything
by the way did you know the only letter not in any US state name is Q?

>>11985945
Arizona has the Z

>>11985604
>>11985631
Latex sucks and has no instant render. Microsoft word equation editor w/ unicode is the best. OP is a fag and needs to do \sigma instead of using the unicode sigma like a little bitch. Quit your bitching over "muh formatting" and realize that microsoft word as much more versatility and is much more time efficient than latex will ever be

>>11985659
why do you need instant rendering. i have reused the same latex format with small adjustments for the past 5 years. it formats it for you perfectly. no instant rendering needed.
retard

>>11985659
No, seriously please! Word is incredibly clunky and frustrating relative to LaTeX. I used to be a WordFag and after I taught myself LaTeX I was much happier afterwards. It literally takes a day. The only problem with LaTeX is that if you made a mistake you'll get an error and it may be difficult to find.

>>11985662
>why do you need instant rendering

Imagine spending 5 hours typing up a paper and you go to click render and a bunch of red text and shit pops up because you forgot one { and now the rest of your fucking paper is also italicized because you left out another $. Also imagine being balls deep into a 10,000 page paper and it takes minutes to render a simple word.

LaTeX is entirely impractical for fast typing. Instant rendering with microsoft word is great for catching errors immediately and visualizing what you're typing. Also, aligning equations, using matrices, etc. aren't a bitch like LaTeX makes it. Also, you can insert images quickly and move them around/format them freely. Everything is clicks away instead of typing in some dumb fucking code. I love how LaTeX faggots like to act like they're learning to code when all they're doing is overcomplexifying and obfuscating simple tasks that Word chads take microseconds to do.Face it, given an arbitrary mathematics paper, a Wordchad will be able to copy it much faster than some LaTeX cuck.

>>11985665
>The only problem with LaTeX is that if you made a mistake you'll get an error and it may be difficult to find.
That's a big fuckin problem too. Also it's slow. And also, see:
>>11985669

>>11985512
no

He could get a couple mattresses

>>11985506
In the comics his super strength is also augmented by low grade telekinesis, which is why he can pick up buildings and airplanes without just punching through them like physics says should happen.
It also extends to people he catches.

The speed force

>>11985580
This. He apparently creates a bioenergetic field which he can use pick up other objects without damaging them too much

>>11985506
Go to near them, decelerate until he is stationary relative to them but still moving relative to the earth, catch them and gently accelerate until he can land safely on the ground?

Speed doesn't kill, it's change in speed that does.

>>11985729
>thank whatever shitty civilization

The Babylonians, you nescient.

>>11985863
>Base 10 is shit
shit for what
it does exactly what a base system is supposed to do

>Since computers work off base 2 and many things in our world are symmetrical or come in powers of 2, we should use base 2.
thats a fucking horrible reason

>>11985863
>For example, if I get the number 9625357.2582 and convert it to base 2, I get:
>100100101101111100001101.0100001000011001011
>Which can be thought of as
>-..-..-.--.-----....--.- point .-....-....--..-.--
>then
>XFQOBPT point LFVXW
Cool idea, but that translation from binary to 26-ary is very costly to do in your head. If you want to end up with a number 26-ary to make mnemonic you could use 26-ary in the first place. I don't think 26-ary is a good contender, but maybe 24-ary? You could do the same trick with any n < 27 really by using alphabet letters 1-n

>>11985948
Ups, I realized that your number is not in 26-ary there, but if you do convert it to 26-ary I think you will sometimes get fewer digits which is a plus

>>11985729
>Base 10 is an abomination
Base 10 is based, simply because exponents are easy to calculate