/sci/ - Science & Math

"Rawr! That means 'I love you' in dinosaur."

"now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

>>12415758
Kek, this

PEE PEE POO POO
-- anon

>>12415733
Just make it "Isaac Jewton". That's dogwhistling enough.

>>12415733
"Niggers tounge my anus"

“I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you’ve probably never heard.”
— Immortal Technique

>>12415733
"Thanks to my supervisors for supporting me"

>>12415764
It's po opoo pee pee
It's comes from the poopoo pepe

>>12415733
"I can puts numbers together and call it real life." - Albert Einstein.

>>12415733
"The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

-Lovecraft

"Science is simply the light that cuts away the darkness of the unknown. Is it fuck, you still left looking at a wall with a paper filled with pointless numbers on it." - Steven Hawking & Albert Einstein

>>12415800
This. Ultimate cuck, letting your PI get paid six figures to sit in their office masturbating over their recent grant while you slave in the lab for $20k - student fees.

"Accordingly, it must and dare not be considered a trifling matter but a most serious one to seek counsel against this and to save our souls from the Jews, that is, from the devil and from eternal death. My advice, as I said earlier, is:

First, that their synagogues be burned down, and that all who are able toss in sulphur and pitch; it would be good if someone could also throw in some hellfire. That would demonstrate to God our serious resolve and be evidence to all the world that it was in ignorance that we tolerated such houses, in which the Jews have reviled God, our dear Creator and Father, and his Son most shamefully up till now but that we have now given them their due reward."
--Martin Luther

>>12415733
Science is the key to our future, and if you don't believe in science, then you're holding everybody back.

Bill Nye

>>12415733
"Truth is relative."

"Inspired by meinkampf, yours sincerely, Santa Claus." - Van Goth

"Turning th' accomplishment of many years
Into an hour-glass; for the which supply,
Admit me chorus to this history;
Who, prologue-like, your humble patience pray
Gently to hear, kindly to judge our play."
Shakespeare (Henry V, act 1, prologue)

"Has anyone ever gone so far as even to need more to do look more like?"

"I can't breathe"
-George Floyd

"1 + 1 = 2.. science bitch"

>>12415869
lol

>>12415733

Get some Lawrence Kraus or other meme scientist quote about religion

>>12415733
"Entropy is causation to relativity given the premise of many factors" - Dinner Lady of St. John's High School.

>>12415869
Kek, do this one OP.

>>12415869
if dubs you must

>>12415733
"Science, logic, that's all there is to concern us in life, there is only Science to turn to for answers for all fields. People thanks Science for the way we are today. Science... Science..... Science." - Scientifically verified individual.

>>12415733
"i'm picking mushrooms"
-Grisha Perelman

>>12415733
"I do not pause to wonder. For all that can be to wonder can be expressed by Maths." - Crack head of Manchester City.

>>12415869
They will probably kill me if i put that in

"As the world can be described by numbers, I therefore can travel the universe for answers from my desk." - Ernest Rutherford

"My mind was formed by studying philosophy, Plato, and that sort of thing."

— Werner Heisenberg

>>12415733
“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.”
- Dr. Dre

"I'm actually a giant cock." - Isaac Newton.

>>12415733
"OP is always a faggot" - Anonymous

"AAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE, SAVE ME NIGGERMAN"
- H.P. Lovecraft

If trips you must fill an entire page with this picture and turn it in like that

"The universe is actually extremely simple. Energy over space its that easy"
- Some schizo on the website I wasted most of my time away

>>12415935
No, just tribute your paper to racial injustice. You will pass no problem.

"Just as every Jew has a Christ complex, so every Negro has a white complex and every American a Negro complex."
- Carl Gustav Jung

"Aw shit, aw Lord Jesus, oh Jesus, get some water nigga , jesus Christ , lord have mercy, get the water nigga, it going down, ah motherfucking bootleg firework shit" - Barack Obama

>>12416017
>all black people are barack obama
Not only is this extremely racist, it is about the most insensitive thing you could ever say. I'd venture to guess almost 100% of blacks in the US are valid citizens, unlike barack obama.

>>12415733
Cogito ergo sum

>>12416033
masturbito ergo cum

>>12415935
They would literally welcome that though

>>12415733
/thread

>>12415997
Shit I just lost My no fap streak I was saving my cum for my gf, fuck you now
how will I explain to her why my balls are empty?

>>12416059
Thats pretty cringe

Thia PhD thesis is dedicated to to the brave Mujahideen fighters

How can i work My Love for anime and math into a single cringe quote?

>>12415997
Illya's socks...

>>12416098
"You should be able to solve this"
-my wife

>>12415842
based

>>12416028
That's the cherry on the top.

>>12416098
quote Terrence Tao, duh

>>12415733
>>12415733

"now I am become Chad, the destroyer of pussy"

>>12415733
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>12416028
idiot that was disproved, shit b8

The Industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>pure math
>300k starting
>any job I want
- anon

>>12416073
I'm afraid you got no other choice now then to tell her that you're a pedophile who lusts after Illya-chan's tight, fertile loli pussy.
Don't worry, she'll understand.

>>12415733
"You shouldn't trust everything you read on the Internet." Isaac Newton.

>>12415733
“We behold what we are, and we are what we behold.”
― Ved Vyasa, The Bhagavad Gita

>>12415788
>dogwhistling

go back to Twitter

>>12415935
Worth it imo

>>12416640
Can't. They banned me because I wasn't racist enough.

>>12415733
'' As of today, I'm doing fine. '' - Mochizuki

>>12415928
bizarrely poetic

>>12416059
This one. It has to be

>>12415733
something by Terry Davis

>>12415733
"I WON THE ELECTION!" - Donald J Trump

>>12416059
>Transcend- be or go beyond the range or limits of
If love "transcends" the limits of time, then time should have absolutely no effect on love and our perception of love. This is clearly not the case, because you cannot perceive someone's love for you before the two of you have even met. If you could, everyone would already know who their soulmate is. Additionally I can't love someone from the year 2200, and Dostoevsky couldn't have known how much people in the year 2020 would love his literature. It's pretty obvious that love is time restricted.
If we take a more lax approach to it (I'm assuming they weren't being literal) then it's still wrong because literally anything ever written would also "transcend" time and space because you read it at a different time and location than it was written.
This includes my 4chan ERP posts. Not a good look

>>12415733
just make it a shoutout to all the lads on /sci/ :)

>>12415733

>>12416033
I give the dick, therefore I am

>>12415733
"Pee is stored in the balls"
-black science man

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

>>12415733
"PhDs are for fags" ~PhD anon

>>12415733
"science flies people to the moon, religion flies people into buildings"
about as reddit as it gets, no?

>>12417359
>you cannot perceive someone's love for you before the two of you have even met
Brainlet take. You could even perceive love inside a black hole.

>>12415733
"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."

>>12415733
"The sixteen (16) space times demonstrates cube proof of 4 full days simultaneously on earth within one (1) rotation. The academia created 1 day greenwich time is bastardly queer and dooms future youth and nature to a hell.
Ignorance of 4 day harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth." - Gene Ray

>>12415758
that's pretty cringy

It's not that I should succeed, others should fail
- the asian kid

>>12417458
*not enough that

>>12417454
the fire rises

>>12415758
Oppenheimer screwed the translation up it says something else in the chanto 11 verse 31 of the Gita.

>>12417557
It's "time" (kalah), rather than "death".
Also the Gita is so much more than
>Kalo'smi lokakshayakrt

There's a two-step formula for a cringey pseudo-intellectual quote:
1. Take some overused quote.
2. Alter it slightly so it's a wrong quote and breaks any euphony that the original has.

Optionally, misattribute the quote.

>>12415733
>in neighbourhood of infinity
t. future nobel laureate

>>12417571
>Suck my dick. Mr. Klein
>-Albert Einstein.

>>12417565
I also screw up I think it’s vers 32. whatever, if I remember correctly it’s something like „He is all powerful time the end of all that exists/all worlds“ if I remember correctly there are otherways to translate it. It doesn’t need to be translated that way the word that means end or decline can also be translated place or dwelling place.

>>12417606
>kalo'smi loka-ksaya-krt pravrddho

>>12417616
yeah me too bro, but i'm more of a feet guy

“According to Webster’s dictionary...”

>>12416219
dubs confirms

>>12417628
Not into feet, but I still like Gradiva.

>>12415733
“Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle (1963).

>>12415922
I actually like this one. Tells an incredible whole story for those in the know.

"Never lose hope, be persistent and stubborn and never give up. There are many instances in history where apparent losers suddenly turn out to be winners unexpectedly, so you should never conclude all hope is lost."
Theodore Kaczynski, Ph.D.

this is now a thread of good quotes

>>12417324
What is reality video talking about his bird

>>12415733
"Writing a thesis is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.". - Donald Trump

>>12417907
I read this in Jordan Peterson's voice, truly a blessed quote

>>12415758
>>12417557
It's a pretty cringey quote for most people to use, but not for Oppenheimer, he definitely earned the title of "death"

>>12415840
Aaare you okay anon

Upset at your grad school years?

>>12415733
"You should enjoy the little detours. To the fullest. Because that's where you'll find the things more important than what you want."
- Ging Freecs

>>12416033
I think therefore i AM!
Allied master-computer.

>>12415869
This is the only good option

The real number line is a number line given the label “real.”
- Jonathan W. Tooker

"Muss man wissen!"
-Axel Stoll

fanatism is the only strength of will to which even the weak and insecure can be brought to.

nietzsche

"Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being is a scientist is all about."
~Professor Hubert Farnsworth

If zoomers are going to quote cartoons you can at least quote a good one.

>>12415869

>>12418879
>copy pasted a typoed quote off imdb
Fuck.
>"Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about."

"I wish I could be beside you now mother, to bring you a glass of water. All these years that I had spent in the service of mankind brought me nothing but insults and humiliation."
Tesla

>>12418851
Good idea, put a Tooker quote in there and make him immortal. Not the nigger one tho.

>>12415733
>>12415733
"There are several aims of this thesis. Firstly, I really want my PhD title."

>>12415733

>>12415733
"some of you guys are alright, dont go to school tomorrow"

"I shall either find a way or make one."
Hannibal

>>12415733
"sneed"
- unknown

>>12416073
you have a few decades before you get to meet him, your ballsack will be full enough by then, and you'll even get a senior discount. you'll be fine

>>12415733
built for bbc - rabbi shekelgruber

>>12415733
"Gradually, I began to hate them."

>>12415733
"Joggers slobber over my rectal opening"

>>12416059
They justify this pretty well tho.
You can love someone that has been dead for decades, even centuries.
The love you have for all of your descendants drives you to do many things, for example I study and work hard so my yet to be born kids can have a better future, as I love them, even if they're yet to exist.

"Fun things are fun"
- Yui from K-On!!

"Why not a waifu that's approximately 1.585D?
Consider the Sierpinski triangle. Doubling one side of this particular object results in three copies of itself, giving you:
[math] 2^{d} = 3 [/math]
where d is the number dimesions. Solving for d give approximately 1.585..."
- Turtlefrog

>>12415799
Based

>>12415733
>What’s the definition of a Pyroclastic Flow? That’s what happens when a volcano blow. That’s what happens when Ice Cube starts the flow. Red hot lava mixed with saliva pulverizing everything in its wake. Nothing can survive a Pyroclastic Flow...and nothing will survive this one.

>>12417907
"If you don't stop, you never get anything done." --TerryDavis

>>12415733
"Words build bridges into unexplored regions" - Adolf Hitler

>>12415799

why is this guy jerking off into a book wtf

>>12415733
”throw his ass out he's a nigger! if it was 50 years ago we would have you upside down with a fork up your ass! HES A NIGGER LOOK A NIGGER. Yeah, see that SCHOCKS you...”

Seinfeld

>>12416323
>>12415997
>>12416073
hey guys uh how do you have the balls to post that shit here surely you are behind 31 vpns
other than that what does it feel like to be a reject and degenerate at the same time

>>12419304
kek

>>12415733
There are two things that come very easily to me: rooting for New York sports teams and making mistakes.

Harvey wienstein

Just copy and paste this whole thread

Quote that one actor that lectured a classroom about how 1x1 equals 5 or whatever. You guys know what I’m talking about. I think I got brain damage from watching the video and that’s why I can’t remember it that well.

ascii version of your cock

>>12415733
"The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out"
- Noel

"You've been struck by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal" or some other random Michael Jackson lyrics

"NIGGERS could be here. There could be NIGGERS anywhere."
- gas station chad

>>12416017
NAW DAW

"For sale, baby shoes, never worn"

>>12415733
"Bane?!" - CIA agent

>>12422503
Can someone remind what this was from?

>>12415733
I love BBC
Made for BBC

>>12423200

>>12415750
that's kinda cute actually

>>12423328
Good shit

I have always found this one absolutely amazing. Still unmatched in my opinion.

>>12415733
"..The Devil is in the details , but so is salvation"

Admiral Hyman G Rickover

I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.

"I want to be a cute anime girl"
-Me

Bob's your uncle!

-Bob, my uncle

>>12418076
I always thought that the infamy of his quote made the general public contribute more credit to him than he deserved considering how many other people with similar expertise also worked on the bomb

>>12415733
"If you have enemies, good. That means you stood up for something." - Osama bin Laden.

>>12415758
>"i'm a fucking asshole."
general public:
"so deep!"
*applause*

>>12415758
based

Sneed

>>12415733
"No gods or kings. Only man."

"To me, Heaven has to be like a cross between a dikekike video and chicken & winnigish. I can have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other"

"Formerly Chuck's" - Sneed

>>12415733
Ape no kill ape

"one ring to rule them all, one right to find them, one right to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"

"one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them"

"Rei is the best waifu"

>>12415733
with great power comes great responsibility
-green goblin

"It is not truth that matters, but victory."

>>12425319
That would be a kino addition to a thesis

“Anon 3:16 says I just whooped your ass”

>>12415733
"We must secure the existence of the white race and a future for our white children..." etc. whatever the quote is.

>>12415733
"Niggers tongue my anus" - anonEmoose

"We always talk about the friends we made along the way, but never the enemies. That's why I would like to make special mention of the greatest enemy I had the displeasure to work with during the making of this fucking thesis. Yes Francis, I'm talking about you. The bureaucracy may have found you competent enough to be my direct supervisor, but that doesn't change the fact that you look, think, and behave like a fucking nigger. You know full well where you can put the capacitance multiplier you so vehemently insisted I added to my module."

Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.
_Hunter S. Thompson

>>12415733
"You will never be a woman" - everyone who laughs behind your back

>>12425230
no

>>12415733
dont you defend thesis from publications?

>>12423424
>>3 megabytes

>>12415733
"YESTERDAY This Day's Madness did prepare;
TO-MORROW's Silence, Triumph, or Despair:
Drink! for you not know whence you came, nor why:
Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where."
Omar Khayyam

>>12418887
this ones got down syndrome

>>12415733
quotes are supposed to be unscientific (don't ask me why)

>>12426283
Never heard of steganography, eh?

>>12421195
>>>12416059
>for example I study and work hard so my yet to be born kids can have a better future, as I love them, even if they're yet to exist.
working for smth that will never exist
are you religious mate?

>>12421401
not an australian

>>12415733
"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites"

>>12415733
If you want to be dark and edgy "The sum of what you have broken defines who you are" - Nick Land
If you want to be funny - "I met god. Her black dick touched the ground from the seat of her wheelchair" - Nick Mullen (tweet)
If you want to be "deep" - "Once the technical means of control have reached a certain size, a certain degree of being connected one to another, the chances for freedom are over for good" - Thomas Pynchon
If you are in EE - ""Bad Boys Rape Our Girls But Violet Gives Willingly

"There are more stars in our galaxy than atoms in the universe." t. Black Science man

Hannah Montana said "Nobody's perfect", but here I am

"People die when they are killed."

>>12415875
This one, since the rest are expressed with irony, and irony is not cringe

The rick and morty quote isn't half bad desu

>>12423328
>>12422503
Kino

>>12415733
“Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love”

"Perhaps Jon is not a pragmatist at all... let's look at this again. Maybe Jon is exhibiting the traits of a rationalist thinker; his question, "Now where could my pipe be?" is a clue that his thought process stems from the early rationalist questions posed by René Descartes."

>>12415733

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference”

- Robert Frost

On the surface, this is just a cringy, basic bitch quote that just says you’re excited about getting a PhD.

But, in truth, the author of the quote was just being sarcastic, so the quote really says that your PhD doesn’t matter.

>>12423328
based Nael

>>12416107
Underrated

>>12415799
dubs and based winner quote
/end thread

>>12415733
"Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
Percy Shelley

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Niggers are dead.
And so are you.
- Me

Let me tell you about the jews

"One enemy remained; two if you counted God."

>>12419300
Lol

>>12415733
Guys I have a serious fucking problem

I'm applying for a PhD econ program soon, I have a specific thesis I want to go for, that involves looking at a certain historical thing in a certain european country. I have a potential supervisor at the uni who specialises in this certain field, and is also from this certain country.

The issue is I have a MASSIVE fucking crush on her and she's really cute and I think I go red everytime I speak to her and obviously that is awkward, and doesn't bode well with my GF.

How do I approach this person and start up a conversation about them being my supervisor.

>>12430658
Stop being a faggot and realize they are a normal person just like you, but if you have to ask this on 4chan it won't work, so don't bother.

For George Floyd

"“Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off."

--Richard Dawkins

Small Minds discuss people; average minds discuss events; great minds discuss ideas

>>12415733
"Death to America, death to Israel, Allah is great" - Donald J. Trump

>>12416059
Why do every sci-fi movie needs a dumb useless bitch?

>>12423328
Amazing

>>12415733
"Put me in the screenshot."

"To my anonymous online friends without whom this book would have been completed two years earlier"

>>12421195
Pssh
>being sentimental
Fucking normie!
This is 4Chan! A quote about love is cringe by default. Fuck your metaphysical explaination of love being the primary force (easily arguable as a force of nature emergent from social beings) that brought your very consciousness to exist, consciousness that defies materialism. Ya love is stupid and only idiots would get near it

>>12421195
What if your kids are cunts and rape their mother?

>>12417886
Voting for this one

"If the day should ever come when we must go, if some day we are compelled to leave the scene of history, we will slam the door so hard that the universe will shake and mankind will stand back in stupefaction."

>>12415758
"now I am become Clamp, the circumciser of worlds."

>>12419213
They all met this fate.

>>12425230
"Rei Ayanami reminds me of my mother."

If you need to do this shit for marks, ok. But it's fucking cringe.

>>12415733
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

>>12415733

>>12433076
or alternatively
>live
>laugh
>love
that works too

>>12415733

>>12421195
Just read the Diotima speech of Socrates in the Symposium:
http://classics.mit.edu/Plato/symposium.html

"Black Lives Matter!"

>>12418076
especially cringey for a PhD student to use a quote that Oppenheimer used, comes off as a larp.

>>12415733
“The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.”

>>12417324
>>12417914
Or better yet:
"Ima white man, I wrote my own fucking compiler. I'm not a nigger like Linus[Torvalds]."

>>12417571
>Do you want total science?
>Albert Einstein, speech in the Reichstag, 1938, months before he left for the US

"Pigs eat the grass,
Humans eat the pigs,
And we, we eat the humans."
- Doo Brando

>>12415733
"The Terrorists"

Insulted, forsaken exiles
harried, harassed, shat on
learning
Justice is heard only
when it speaks through the mouth
of a cannon

Learning
Right lies waiting
To fly out of a gun barrel

Learning weakness is the one crime
history never pardons or condones

Uselessly you bruise yourselves, squirming
against civilization’s whipping post;
Black September wolfcubs
terrify only themselves

The Jewish terrorists, ah:
Maimonides, Spinoza, Freud, Marx

The whole world is still quaking

>>12421195
I will never understand how you people can live for somebody else. Does your life not amount to anything, so you instead start living for your children/partner/whatever? I can not understand not wanting to achieve anything for yourself, not wanting to achieve greatness. A man should be himself first, and all else comes after. That's what it means to have a soul.

>>12416176
swag

>>12434168
i only work hard for my future kids because it would make me sad if i didnt, so you can think of it as being selfish that way. really, everything you do, by definition, you do because *you* want to do it, and you *want* to do it. otherwise, why would you do it?

Wisdom 8:5 And if riches be desired in life, what is richer than wisdom, which maketh all things?

>>12415733
"The most precious possession you have in this world is your own people. And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith."
— Barack Obama

>>12423424
an old friend of mine used that as his high school yearbook quote

>>12415733
Put's Einstains quete about infinite stupidety/

>>12415733
"Skate or Die"
-Skate or Die (1987)

>>12436857
only good one in the thread