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Wow it's so hot out here I can't I need beer but my local store only had warm beer. What is some /sci/ approved way of cooling down beer fast?

>> No.10758953

>>10758567
Pee in it.

>> No.10759042

>>10758567
Wrap in wet paper towel and freeze. The water in the paper towel will carry heat energy away as it evaporates/freezes in the freezer.

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10759050

Beer contains phytoestrogens and has a feminizing effect. That's why most beer drinkers have fat faces that lack any distinction, have beer guts, and in general are unpleasant moody soi bois. Ethanol is not really a /sci/ beverage give its toxicity but if you must drink, drink a hard liquor like whisky, in low doses as Tesla did, preferably with a side of water.

>> No.10759111

>>10758567
Place it in your rectum.

>> No.10759205

>>10758567
Don't drink beer cold you fucking pleb, it destroys the flavor