Spit and DNA

[skitz No.11395693]

Hello i am interested in how long a spit swab lasts and how one could make it last longer than the 3 years ive found it could last
i am also interested in why the spit can not be used after longer time

this is purely for experiments please dont ask or say anything unrelated to the matter

also someone mentioned a man called dexter i wonder if anyone could tell me his last name? the friend from here spoke well of him and i really need any help i could get thank you

[skitz No.11395696]

i forgot to bump the last thread like the friend advised me to i am sorry

[Anonymous No.11395704]

>>11395696
i'll keep it bumped this tiem if it gets too close to the bottom

[Anonymous No.11395707]

>>11395693
Pro tip: Cheek swab DNA tests don't work if you suck dick and gargle cum

[Anonymous No.11395713]

>>11395707
fukken lol

[skitz No.11395731]

>>11395704
thank you very much friend but ill try to remember for once its hard but ill probably put up an alarm lol

[Anonymous No.11395733]

>>11395707
good i am not after women really

[skitz No.11395882]

bump.

[Anonymous No.11397067]

[Anonymous No.11397131]

[skitz No.11398315]

>>11397131
oh i am not interested in murder its not related to what i am interested in at all its immoral and not good

[Anonymous No.11399595]

freeze teh dna

[Anonymous No.11399635]

>>11398315
But what if you target immoral people? You might even prevent future homicides if you murder murderers. It's like a social good, no?

[skitz No.11400297]

>>11399635
its not for me to decide whats immoral or not as if i were to decide to kill immoral people i would be quite immoral my self but this does not pertain to the matter at hand and i prefer not to discuss killing as i am uncomfortable with the subject and i am only here asking about spit

[skitz No.11400305]

>>11399595
i have considered this but i am unsure of the quality of the spit considering i wouldnt be able to maintain optimal temperatures the fear of power outages and just the general negative effects of frost on the dna

[Anonymous No.11400342]

>>11400297
>its not for me to decide what's immoral
So you just float through life without any moral/ethical compass? Surely you judge people all the time dude
>if i were to decide to kill immoral people i would be quite immoral my self
Are you saying soldiers are immoral? Is killing in self-defence immoral? What are you, some kind of amoral monastic pacific or something?
>i prefer not to discuss killing as i am uncomfortable with the subject
Bruh...It's all good. It's just vigilantism. Like Batman, but more conclusive.

[Anonymous No.11400434]

>>11400342
>What are you, some kind of amoral monastic pacific or something?

[skitz No.11401682]

>>11400342
>So you just float through life without any moral/ethical compass? Surely you judge people all the time dude
i only judge superficially i can not make judgements about their characters without being too judgy its about control and i lack control in with my judgement so i just out right dont judge
>Are you saying soldiers are immoral? Is killing in self-defence immoral? What are you, some kind of amoral monastic pacific or something?
i dont think soldiers are immoral their purely following orders and i seen them mostly as neccesary robots i dont know what a monastic pacific is sorry
>Bruh...It's all good. It's just vigilantism. Like Batman, but more conclusive.
batman is a dumb super hero lacking any sort of character and is just a dude with parental issues and money
>>11400434
i wish

[Anonymous No.11401708]

>>11395693
The DNA in the sampe decays due to oxidation reactions, exposure to UV-light which will break up chemical bonds and/or is literally eaten up by microbes and fungus.

To store it you need to seal the sample in a brown glass ampule (which minimizes decay due to light) in an organic solvent like Ethanol or Formaldehyde (which kills spores and microbes) Before sealing, the ampule must be evacuated (no oxygen present). Store at a cool and dark place and your sample should last forever.

>>11400342
> What are you, some kind of amoral monastic pacific or something?
Topkek

[skitz No.11401746]

>>11401708
so if i were to vacum pack the swab and keep it in a dark cool place it would last forever?

[Anonymous No.11401774]

>>11401746
No. Your 'vacum pack' is neither sterile, nor UV-resistent.

[skitz No.11401781]

>>11401774
i dont have access to professional apliances whats the best i can do? doesent have to last longer than 50 years since i dont my self expect to last that long

[Anonymous No.11401812]

>>11401781
>i dont have access to professional apliances whats the best i can do?
im sure amazon has what you need

[Anonymous No.11401821]

>>11401781
a brown glass ampoule is 10 cents on ebay. Blowtorch and rubbing alcohol at your local hardware store/pharmacy. Just leave out the evacuation step. No guarantees though

[skitz No.11401826]

>>11401812
could you please tell me what i need specifically? id greatly aprecciate it friend
>>11401821
i dont see what the blowtorch and rubbing alcohol is needed for? but thanks for the ebay tip friend

[Anonymous No.11401841]

>>11401826
Are you retarded? An ampoule is sealed by melting the glass. rubbing alcohol is the (cheapest) solvent you can put your sample in.

But honestly, maybe you should just abandon the project. You'd manage to kill yourself in the end.

[skitz No.11401851]

>>11401841
not retarded just not learned in the matter thats why i am here asking these questions maybe you should take a break off the internet for a bit?