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Is there a way to screen out schizos using online tests or phone interviews?

>> No.11985783

>>11985770
Yes.
When someone claims they've solved the
RH, but when they present their proof it's full of mathematical inconsistencies and errors and when called out, they vehemently defend their proof, then it's conclusive enough to prove that they're a schizo.

>> No.11985850

>>11985770
find a test for SDO (social dominance orientation)

disguise it as a test to find out how "white you are" or "high testosterone" or "against the narrative" or some other such ego-stoking nonsense

ban/shadowban/don't call back all the ones who test postivie

>> No.11985865

>>11985850
Do schizophrenics have high SDO scores?

>>11985770
A good way is probably to ask people to write or talk about some beliefs or life experiences. If people are really far gone you'll find out pretty quickly, and you could probably train a computer program to detect schizo spam with accuracy

>> No.11985877

>>11985865
As most people aren't schizo, accuracy is a poor metric for such a test.

>> No.11985884

>>11985865
lol take your meds schizo

>> No.11986587

>>11985770
Some severe schizophrenics also have some level of aphasia, but if they made it past resume screen, they probably don't have it severe enough to have aphasia.

>> No.11986593

>>11985770
You can trick them like this
>We are very interested in any independent publications you may have in archives like vixra. Do you have any?

Any schizo when hearing this will pop-off and list their entire catalog of retardation.

>> No.11986617

>>11985770
Schizo is who tells things people don't want to hear. So easy it is. There's no other "disorder" that can be so openly abused by the government to institutionalize, that means imprison, those who have inconvenient opinions.

>> No.11986626

>>11986617
take your meds

>> No.11986671

>>11986617

the fun thing is taking antipsychotics when you're not schizophrenic. shit will fuck you up and paralyze you. parents tried to get the hospital to do this me. really fucked up shit.

also the real schizo in the hospital was pretty much only one actually paying attention. most of the staff were fucking abusive lizard people or pawns.

>> No.11986676

>>11985770
Why would you screen out schizos when they produce the best results? John Nash, Kurt Gödel, Kanye West, the list goes on.

>> No.11986705

>>11986671
You sound schizophrenic.

>> No.11986736

You probably don't actually care if they're schizophrenic so much as the traits that make them insufferable. It's hard to do these days because of SJW hiring processes, but the best thing you could do is take him out for a beer first and see if he can manage to not say something completely retarded

>> No.11986762

>>11985770
Yes ask if they post on /pol/

>> No.11986765

>>11985770
open with "hello, I'll be interviewing you today. my name is Bill Gates"

>> No.11986768

>>11985865
If you're such a savior, then why are you bumping threads like these? Also bump.

>> No.11986783

>>11985865
>t.schizo

>> No.11986787

being shizo doesn't make you a bad person.
there are also various level of severity, some of them are perfectly functional

>> No.11986900

>>11986736
This is a non-starter because I have to be fair to the Mormons, and there are a lot of them in the pool.