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What is Big Pharma going to get rid of this embarrassing condition? When I wake up in the morning I have to walk past my mom's and sister's room to get to the bathroom and half the time they comment on it.

>> No.11985993

It's because your bladder is full. Piss in a bottle. Cured.

Now pay me my fucking money.

>> No.11985997
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Strip down and confidently wave it around in front of them. Happy ending.

>> No.11986002


>The current state of /sci/

>> No.11986084


>> No.11986087

>half the time they comment on it

>> No.11986089

>I have to walk past my mom's and sister's room to get to the bathroom and half the time they comment on it.
There's a quick and easy solution to this: they can't comment on it if its not there, and it won't be there once you fuck them with it.

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stop watching porn you freak

>> No.11986100

I can't remember when was last time i had this affliction

>> No.11986101

Jesus christ get the fuck out you pedophile

>> No.11986103
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>tfw have morning wood in front of my parents

>> No.11986105

if they comment say "want to help me get rid of it?"

>> No.11986133


>> No.11986141

>tfw 12 guys with a raging morning wood in the same room in the army and a female sergeant comes to look at us for being so slow.

>> No.11986168

Army Blowbang, noice

>> No.11986176

erectile dysfunction will take care of it

>> No.11986180
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Just castrate yourself. Problem solved.

>> No.11986293

Not gonna work. I've seen neutered dogs get erections.

>> No.11986298

just stop sleeping on your stomach

>> No.11986328

How the fuck is that possible?

>> No.11986334

pee flows into the penis from the balls and makes it big

>> No.11986335

Probably doesn't work.
Morning wood is actually supposed to be an evolutionary 'benefit', in the sense that it helps keep the penile muscles working and allowing your vessels to 'work' by holding blood there. Your brain basically keeps your dick active.

>> No.11986388
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change your sleeping hours. no one's ever heard of "afternoon wood"

>> No.11986514

>my mom and sister comment on it.
W-what do they say?

>> No.11986517

Flex any other muscle for 60 seconds straight

>> No.11986520

probably before you transitioned. You faggot.

>> No.11986540

>W-what do they say?
See OP image.

>> No.11986557

Honestly, OP should just have a threesome with his mom and sister.

>> No.11986609
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Hello children.
Op it sounds like you live with your mother and sister (no father)?
I would like to say, you should not be ashamed of your bodies, your penis will get erect if your bladder is full. If you need to comment, you should say you need to urinate.

To answer op directly, there will never be a cure for something that isn't a problem. Op in a few years (if your father isn't around) you will become the man of the house, then you will realise that they are just silly girls.

>> No.11986861

Before leaving your room, you should
>tidy your bed
>get dressed
>fix your hair
By the time you're finished the boner will probably be gone.
Or do this >>11986517

>> No.11986889

>sleeping in living room past 2 years
>always wake up full mast and everybodies already up and about

>> No.11987352


There's two treatments:
>Jerk it
>Take a shower and pee it out

>> No.11987420

Tuck it in the ol waistband yo

>> No.11987609

>It's because your bladder is full.

Why do people say this? It's fucking retarded. The natural state of the PE is is erect. It's stress hormones that make it limp. When you sleep it should be erect. When you die it will be erect. The remainder of the time you are subdued and emasculated so it gets flaccid.

>> No.11987665

Morning wood is a blessing, not a condition. Lets you start the day with a huge reserve of sexual energy, which you can repurpose into productive energy. It's the secret to males' historic domination. As far as embarassment goes, your mom and your sister already know you have a penis (especially if you're like me), you got nothing to hide.

>> No.11987972

>I have to walk past my mom's and sister's room
Just keep a towel by your bed and hold it by your waist as you walk by at an angle so they can't see it.

>> No.11987978

This. Hang that towel from your dick like it's a flag pole.

>> No.11987986

just masturbate twice a day. haven't had morning wood in months.

>> No.11988686

You should consider a career writing porn scenarios.

>> No.11988735

>Why do people say this?
Because it's half the truth.
>Men without physiological erectile dysfunction or severe depression[2] experience nocturnal penile tumescence, usually three to five times during a period of sleep, typically during rapid eye movement sleep.[3] Nocturnal penile tumescence is believed to contribute to penile health.[4]
REM is the last stage of a sleep cycle and the one you wake up from, therefore you wake up with an erection.

A full bladder stimulates a nerve which can cause an erection. People wake up when they have a full bladder, and they have a full bladder when they wake up because the bladder fills up during sleep.

>> No.11988815


So basically the cure for limp dick is to hold your piss? Fucking stupid. Having a full bladder doesn't cause an erection. That's retarded.

>> No.11988829

Google it. Morning wood disappear after peeing. Maybe laying down exerbates it? The stimulation is mild and likely compounding with the REM thing.

>> No.11988917

Just own it nigga, be proud of your cock

>> No.11989320

>Morning wood disappear after peeing.

Not true. If I wake up with an erect penis I piss awkwardly but it doesn't go down. This shit is as retarded as saying pee is stored in the balls.

>> No.11989333

flex your calves, you dumb motherfuckers
either that or develop a crippling porn addiction leading to erectile dysfunction

>> No.11989462

all military women are super sluts

>> No.11989630

Ah, indonesian comics, they never fail to amuse How has no one commented on the horrified little brother?!

>> No.11989639

having a full bladder compresses your prostate. Prostate is very sensitive and gives boner.

>> No.11989659

>What is Big Pharma going to get rid of this embarrassing condition
HRT can help with that. But is it worth the gyno though?

>The one result that showed significant correlation with testosterone were nightly erections. These nocturnal erections play an important role in keeping penile health.... Trans women often don’t experience this type of erections anymore

>> No.11990317


Are you a pregnant lady or a faggot? Maybe just the thought of urine makes you horny.

>> No.11990326


that's not how females are built.

>> No.11990336

Fucking this. Just lift it up and put a shirt on. How hard is that? (pun not intended)

>> No.11990397

>wake up
>see muh dik
Either dicklet or prude faggot, kys

>> No.11990401

>pregnant lady with a prostate and penis

>> No.11991207

Not OP but masturbatory frequency has no impact on morning turgidity.

>> No.11991428

Put some corticosteroids on your cock before bed.

AKA bug bite and itch cream.

>> No.11991442

>Your mom doesn't give you morning fellatio to make you relaxed for the day

Wow that's terrible anon I'm so sorry for you

>> No.11991528

you don't need sexual arousal to get an erection

>> No.11991683

Always surprises me how many presumably male anons don't seem to realize this.

>> No.11991931

if your parents were married for years then i assume your father told your mother about it.

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>> No.11992269

yes it does retard. if you masturbate twice before going to sleep you won't wake up with morning woodl

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>> No.11992611

Literally just do a few quick squats when you get out of bed.

>> No.11992660

bro lay down the tranny porn

>> No.11993528
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Don't sleep in spandex

>> No.11993577

Literally just do some morning pushups and you'll be fine.

>> No.11993580

The cure is to do a reciprocating motion on the penis until the demons inside are banished. Afterwards make sure to pray to Jesus.

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>trying to do pushups with an erection

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Why would you want to remove your hard dick you low test unmasculine faggot

>> No.11994376

Haha what happened next?

>> No.11995351

The cure is being awoken with a nice blowjob.

>> No.11995501

Yeah lmao when did retards never realise how to hide it???

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