Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Maintenance is complete! We got more disk space.
Become a Patron!

/sci/ - Science & Math


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
File: 3.94 MB, 1824x2256, dcwq9qt-d0cbb529-8fff-4b32-9df7-5a20ae171012.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11985988 No.11985988 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

What is Big Pharma going to get rid of this embarrassing condition? When I wake up in the morning I have to walk past my mom's and sister's room to get to the bathroom and half the time they comment on it.

>> No.11985993

>>11985988
It's because your bladder is full. Piss in a bottle. Cured.

Now pay me my fucking money.

>> No.11985997
File: 47 KB, 640x622, Cat_With_Obese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11985997

>>11985988
Strip down and confidently wave it around in front of them. Happy ending.

>> No.11986002

>>11985988

>The current state of /sci/

>> No.11986002,1 [INTERNAL] 

https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-tiktok-followers-fan-generator-10b557.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-tiktok-followers-fans-generator-126a64.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-v-bucks-code-generator-142371.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-v-bucks-generator-approved-159878.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-v-bucks-generator-get-it-175185.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/hack-fb-account-online-1a7b99.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/hack-instagram-account-password-2034106.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/hack-facebook-account-online-190692.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/pokemon-go-hack-updated-2845141.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/real-onlyfans-hack-accounts-29ba148.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/robux-generator-free-roblox-get-codes-2b73155.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/working-robux-generator-3128162.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/instagram-followers-generator-redeem-codes-21a9113.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/instagram-hack-online-password-easily-2-minutes-2362120.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/onlyfans-hack-premium-account-generator-2517127.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/pokemon-go-hack-cheats-joystick-spoofing-2690134.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/brawl-stars-hack-gems-1761.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/brawl-stars-hack-gems-generator-18.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/fortnite-account-generator-code-32b15.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/fortnite-account-generator-ps4-model-xbox-account-free-4a422.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/fortnite-skins-hack-generator-easy-65929.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-fortnite-skins-generator-get-it-81236.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-instagram-followers-generator-rewards-98743.pdf
https://library.northeastern.edu/sites/default/files/public/webform/free-robux-generator-b4050.pdf

>> No.11986084

>>11985988
checked

>> No.11986087

>>11985988
>half the time they comment on it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11986089

>>11985988
>I have to walk past my mom's and sister's room to get to the bathroom and half the time they comment on it.
There's a quick and easy solution to this: they can't comment on it if its not there, and it won't be there once you fuck them with it.

>> No.11986095
File: 52 KB, 1080x1076, 1582094838634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11986095

>>11986089
stop watching porn you freak

>> No.11986100

>>11985988
I can't remember when was last time i had this affliction

>> No.11986101

>>11985988
Jesus christ get the fuck out you pedophile

>> No.11986103
File: 5 KB, 226x223, th.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11986103

>>11985988
>tfw have morning wood in front of my parents

>> No.11986105

>>11985988
if they comment say "want to help me get rid of it?"

>> No.11986133

>>11986105
BASED

>> No.11986141

>tfw 12 guys with a raging morning wood in the same room in the army and a female sergeant comes to look at us for being so slow.

>> No.11986168

>>11986141
Army Blowbang, noice

>> No.11986176

erectile dysfunction will take care of it

>> No.11986180
File: 279 KB, 898x790, brain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11986180

>>11986176
Just castrate yourself. Problem solved.

>> No.11986293

>>11986180
Not gonna work. I've seen neutered dogs get erections.

>> No.11986298

>>11985988
just stop sleeping on your stomach

>> No.11986328

>>11986293
How the fuck is that possible?

>> No.11986334

>>11986328
pee flows into the penis from the balls and makes it big

>> No.11986335

>>11986298
Probably doesn't work.
Morning wood is actually supposed to be an evolutionary 'benefit', in the sense that it helps keep the penile muscles working and allowing your vessels to 'work' by holding blood there. Your brain basically keeps your dick active.

>> No.11986388
File: 9 KB, 225x225, 1528047409228.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11986388

>>11985988
change your sleeping hours. no one's ever heard of "afternoon wood"

>> No.11986514

>>11985988
>my mom and sister comment on it.
W-what do they say?

>> No.11986517

Flex any other muscle for 60 seconds straight

>> No.11986520

>>11986100
probably before you transitioned. You faggot.

>> No.11986540

>>11986514
>W-what do they say?
See OP image.

>> No.11986557

>>11986540
Honestly, OP should just have a threesome with his mom and sister.

>> No.11986609
File: 1.99 MB, 480x292, 1596575853716.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11986609

Hello children.
Op it sounds like you live with your mother and sister (no father)?
I would like to say, you should not be ashamed of your bodies, your penis will get erect if your bladder is full. If you need to comment, you should say you need to urinate.

To answer op directly, there will never be a cure for something that isn't a problem. Op in a few years (if your father isn't around) you will become the man of the house, then you will realise that they are just silly girls.

>> No.11986861

Before leaving your room, you should
>tidy your bed
>get dressed
>fix your hair
By the time you're finished the boner will probably be gone.
Or do this >>11986517

>> No.11986889

>sleeping in living room past 2 years
>always wake up full mast and everybodies already up and about

>> No.11987352

>>11985988

There's two treatments:
>Jerk it
>Take a shower and pee it out

>> No.11987420

Tuck it in the ol waistband yo

>> No.11987609

>>11985993
>It's because your bladder is full.

Why do people say this? It's fucking retarded. The natural state of the PE is is erect. It's stress hormones that make it limp. When you sleep it should be erect. When you die it will be erect. The remainder of the time you are subdued and emasculated so it gets flaccid.

>> No.11987665

>>11985988
Morning wood is a blessing, not a condition. Lets you start the day with a huge reserve of sexual energy, which you can repurpose into productive energy. It's the secret to males' historic domination. As far as embarassment goes, your mom and your sister already know you have a penis (especially if you're like me), you got nothing to hide.

>> No.11987972

>>11985988
>I have to walk past my mom's and sister's room
Just keep a towel by your bed and hold it by your waist as you walk by at an angle so they can't see it.

>> No.11987978

>>11987972
This. Hang that towel from your dick like it's a flag pole.

>> No.11987986

>>11985988
just masturbate twice a day. haven't had morning wood in months.

>> No.11988686

>>11986141
You should consider a career writing porn scenarios.

>> No.11988735

>>11987609
>Why do people say this?
Because it's half the truth.
>Men without physiological erectile dysfunction or severe depression[2] experience nocturnal penile tumescence, usually three to five times during a period of sleep, typically during rapid eye movement sleep.[3] Nocturnal penile tumescence is believed to contribute to penile health.[4]
REM is the last stage of a sleep cycle and the one you wake up from, therefore you wake up with an erection.

A full bladder stimulates a nerve which can cause an erection. People wake up when they have a full bladder, and they have a full bladder when they wake up because the bladder fills up during sleep.

>> No.11988815

>>11988735

So basically the cure for limp dick is to hold your piss? Fucking stupid. Having a full bladder doesn't cause an erection. That's retarded.

>> No.11988829

>>11988815
Google it. Morning wood disappear after peeing. Maybe laying down exerbates it? The stimulation is mild and likely compounding with the REM thing.

>> No.11988917

Just own it nigga, be proud of your cock

>> No.11989320

>>11988829
>Morning wood disappear after peeing.

Not true. If I wake up with an erect penis I piss awkwardly but it doesn't go down. This shit is as retarded as saying pee is stored in the balls.

>> No.11989333

flex your calves, you dumb motherfuckers
either that or develop a crippling porn addiction leading to erectile dysfunction

>> No.11989462

>>11986141
all military women are super sluts

>> No.11989630

>>11985988
Ah, indonesian comics, they never fail to amuse How has no one commented on the horrified little brother?!

>> No.11989639

>>11988815
having a full bladder compresses your prostate. Prostate is very sensitive and gives boner.

>> No.11989659

>>11985988
>What is Big Pharma going to get rid of this embarrassing condition
HRT can help with that. But is it worth the gyno though?
https://2pass.clinic/en/article/the-4-main-effects-of-hrt-on-maintaining-male-sexual-functionality

>The one result that showed significant correlation with testosterone were nightly erections. These nocturnal erections play an important role in keeping penile health.... Trans women often don’t experience this type of erections anymore

>> No.11990317

>>11989639

Are you a pregnant lady or a faggot? Maybe just the thought of urine makes you horny.

>> No.11990326

>>11990317
>lady
>prostate

that's not how females are built.

>> No.11990336

>>11987420
Fucking this. Just lift it up and put a shirt on. How hard is that? (pun not intended)

>> No.11990397

>>11985988
>wake up
>see muh dik
>smile
Either dicklet or prude faggot, kys

>> No.11990401

>>11990317
>pregnant lady with a prostate and penis
Anon...

>> No.11991207

>>11987986
Not OP but masturbatory frequency has no impact on morning turgidity.

>> No.11991428

>>11985988
Put some corticosteroids on your cock before bed.

AKA bug bite and itch cream.

>> No.11991442

>>11985988
>Your mom doesn't give you morning fellatio to make you relaxed for the day

Wow that's terrible anon I'm so sorry for you

>> No.11991528

>>11986328
you don't need sexual arousal to get an erection

>> No.11991683

>>11991528
Always surprises me how many presumably male anons don't seem to realize this.

>> No.11991931

>>11985988
if your parents were married for years then i assume your father told your mother about it.

>> No.11991991

>>11991207
dilate

>> No.11992269

>>11991207
yes it does retard. if you masturbate twice before going to sleep you won't wake up with morning woodl

>> No.11992390

>>11985988
saltpeter

>> No.11992611

>>11985988
Literally just do a few quick squats when you get out of bed.

>> No.11992660

>>11990317
bro lay down the tranny porn

>> No.11993528
File: 117 KB, 800x1039, spandex.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11993528

Don't sleep in spandex

>> No.11993577

>>11985988
Literally just do some morning pushups and you'll be fine.

>> No.11993580

>>11985988
The cure is to do a reciprocating motion on the penis until the demons inside are banished. Afterwards make sure to pray to Jesus.

>> No.11993644
File: 26 KB, 460x506, 1590945945295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11993644

>>11993577
>trying to do pushups with an erection

>> No.11993661
File: 231 KB, 1159x665, bc8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11993661

>>11985988
Why would you want to remove your hard dick you low test unmasculine faggot

>> No.11994376

>>11986141
Haha what happened next?

>> No.11995351

>>11985988
The cure is being awoken with a nice blowjob.

>> No.11995501

>>11987420
>>11990336
Yeah lmao when did retards never realise how to hide it???

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action