/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.14651826]

>be me
>in biology class
>teacher is black
>class subject is evolution
>teacher starts saying a common misconception about evolution is that humans came from monkeys, when actually humans came from a distant common ancest-
>*ahem*
>i raise my hand
>"teacher, my ancestors were not chimps, maybe yours were, nigger"
>people chimp out
>teacher enters a catatonic state
>laugh my ass off as I get shouted at
>my friends and gfs laugh too
>no one can do anything because i'm a muscle mountain

[Anonymous No.14651850]

Something about yt pipo

[Anonymous No.14652580]

>>14651826
>>14651850
Please abide by the rules. Racism is against Rule 3 part b and belongs in >>>/b/

Please review the rules and go back to /pol/ chud

[Anonymous No.14652601]

>>14652580
C'mon, report me nigger, free me from this prison

[Anonymous No.14652675]

>>14652580
Faggot

[Anonymous No.14654630]

>>14652580
15 hours and it still didnt get removed Do you think jannies are chuds too?

[Anonymous No.14654705]

>>14651826
And then everyone clapped.

[Anonymous No.14655897]

>>14654705
I did clap your cheeks later

[Anonymous No.14656098]

>>14651826
>my friends and gfs laugh too
your public statement passed peer review

[Anonymous No.14656201]

>>14656098
>your public statement passed peer review
i'm stealing that one

[Anonymous No.14656203]

gem

[Anonymous No.14656217]

fake because nobody got shoot

[Anonymous No.14656228]

>>14651826
good one but I would have gone with gentle kill on that one, somehow convince him that not only he is wrong but less evolved than you.
essentially prove him that we are different species and it won't be hard.

[Anonymous No.14656267]

an hour ago you were spamming BBC on pol or int

now you have coomed and you post this to cope with the post nut depression

In a few hours, when you are once more horny, you will continue to post your deranged cuck fantasies

This is the life of the average 4 channel user

[Anonymous No.14656281]

>>14656267
>an hour ago you were spamming BBC on pol or int
It's known that this is done by organized discord groups. One of the admins is a fat nigger gay neet in his 30s (yes, litearlly)

>now you have coomed and you post this to cope with the post nut depression
I only coom to thicc asian girls

>In a few hours, when you are once more horny, you will continue to post your deranged cuck fantasies
Projecting hard there buddy, race mixing posting has made me hate niggers more than ever

>This is the life of the average 4 channel user
?

[Anonymous No.14656322]

>>14651826
post muscles with timestamp

[Anonymous No.14656375]

>>14656322
>>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.14656453]

>>14651826
and then everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.14656471]

>>14651826
>teacher is black
Yeah sure

[Anonymous No.14656491]

>>14651826
I applaud your bravery, sir. You stood up for the truth.

[Anonymous No.14656549]

>>14656228
If your wife cucks you with a dark king, she could get pregnant and propagate his alpha genes, proving in the end that niggers are in fact part of the species since the definition of a "species" is simply a population that can have fertile offspring.

[Anonymous No.14656556]

>>14656549
Cross-species hybrids are a thing.

[Anonymous No.14656571]

>>14656471
meh, it happens. my bio teacher in 6th grade was black. (biology in 6th grade in Texas was mostly how Texas dealt with sex-ed, so they hired the ugliest fattest black woman they could find to teach it; luckily she was also smart.)

[Anonymous No.14656576]

>>14656556
They're not really sep species; they're more like the Neander / human split (or coyote / wolf / dog). if they were different species their offspring, if any, would be sterile.

[Anonymous No.14656594]

>>14656576
Anon humans and neanderthal were different species

[Anonymous No.14656598]

>>14656576
>if they were different species their offspring, if any, would be sterile.
Not true
>The argument regarding Haldane’s rule is also meaningless because different species in the animal kingdom can breed and still produce fertile offspring. The wolf (Canis lupus) and the dog (Canis lupus familiaris), the coyote (Canis latrans), and the common jackal (Canis aureus) are separate species yet can all interbreed and produce fertile offspring.
https://archive.md/LnmVW

>Two species of orangutan (Pongo abellii from Sumatra and Pongo pygmaeus from Borneo) can interbreed despite having different chromosomal numbers.
https://www.nytimes.com/1995/02/28/science/orangutan-hybrid-bred-to-save-species-now-seen-as-pollutant.html?pagewanted=all&src=pm

>The common chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) and the bonobo (Pan paniscus) and many species of birds, such as the pintail (Anas acuta) and the mallard (Anas platyrhynchos), can interbreed as well.
https://archive.md/dxeeF

>Some species that aren’t even in the same genus can interbreed.
https://archive.md/iyyjd

[Anonymous No.14656641]

>>14656571

[Anonymous No.14656645]

>>14651826
Whoa what a based story
I wish I was there

[Anonymous No.14656657]

>>14656556
Hybrids can't reproduce. A mixed race niglet can hit more overies than you, so by definition you are closer to a hybrid than your wife's son

[Anonymous No.14656892]

>>14656549
what happens when you don't have a wife for a negro to cuck but still have a child via surrogation?
[spoiler]also what would happen if you try to whiten the black population? my grandpa kinda tried that before marrying his white wife[spoiler]

[Anonymous No.14656898]

>>14656576
anon, it's like tobacco and tomatoes.
they are compatible as long as they have a genus in common.
also don't tell me you wouldn't bang this QT