/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15849233]

/sci/ humor thread

[Anonymous No.15849261]

What do you call an unstable radiobiologist? Whatever they want. Radiation poising is a terrible way to die.

[Anonymous No.15849268]

What can you say about an chemical mixture but not your girlfriend? It's over reacting.

[Anonymous No.15849284]

I'd tell you a math joke but it's two complicated four you

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[Anonymous No.15849346]

>>15849341
I'll take 10

[Anonymous No.15849369]

some anon posted this, claimed a different anon tried to disprove 4 color theorem in mspaint

[Anonymous No.15849370]

>>15849369
whoops

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>>15849233

[Anonymous No.15849376]

>>15849370
I like it

[Anonymous No.15849385]

>>15849376
anywhere I look in there, I cannot find any reasoning behind the drawings

[Anonymous No.15849520]

>>15849268
:)

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>>15849284
you’re a big brain

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>>15849369
>>15849370
What is 4 color theorem and how would it have been disproven, and what is the significance of disproving it?

[Anonymous No.15849593]

>>15849566
The premise is simple, if you have a 2D regular paper map with an arbitrary arrangement of an arbitrary number of countries on it, what is the minimum number of different colors you need in order to color them all in without 2 adjacent countries having the same color? This anon seemed to think that if he doodled real hard he could find an arrangement that needed 5+ colors. I don't know what the relevance of the theory is, the interesting part is that they used a computer to generate a 'proof' thousands of pages long

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>>15849550
four you

[Anonymous No.15849659]

>>15849543
cool

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[Anonymous No.15850498]

>>15850493
MEN in 1918 facing the Spanish Flu
"""MEN""" in 2020 who fear vaccines and masks

[Anonymous No.15850500]

>>15849346
classic

>>15850498
Funny you bring up spanish flu
read about the Rosenau transmission experiments
https://www.ggarchives.com/Influenza/TheRosenauExperiment-1918-1919.html

[Anonymous No.15850508]

>>15850498
imagine getting this triggered and angry in the humor thread? why can't you take a joke? why does jocularity make you so angry? do you have a severe personality disorder or something?

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>>15849594
>>15849284
kekking harder than I have in awhile, thanks you two

[Anonymous No.15850631]

>>15849370
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>>15849593
Haven't laughed this hard in a while, utterly inscrutable drawing. I can only describe it as him trying to "sneak up" on the theorem.

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>>15849370
Looks like Mayan pictorial representations. I didn't know Quetzalcoatl was actually a planar graph.

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>>15849557
Is that a boob joke?

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>>15849327
>religicuck attempts humor

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>>15849593
>I don't know what the relevance of the theory is
i think it was literally for coloring maps
t. didnt look it up

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[Anonymous No.15851346]

Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness

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>>15850508
you're clearly triggered as fuck yourself you little bitch, kys

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>>15851346
Are you positive?

[Anonymous No.15852060]

>>15849557
How is a Fourier Transform not math? Why do you have this retarded meme saved?

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>>15851188
christians would usually consider that disrespectful. at least the orthodox ones here, not those phony televangelists over at america.

[Anonymous No.15852383]

>>15852376
>christians would usually consider that disrespectful
there's a bunch of science that they consider disrespectful, or even dissonant. why should we care about their feefees HERE?

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>>15850498
Trash like you deserve to be dismembered, flayed, and burned alive, cartel style.

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>>15852722
Make it so that science is reskinned to be LGBT color and the Christian hates it now

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>>15852060
I think it should say trig to make sense, since fourier transform uses them in a way seperate from its original trig purpose

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[Anonymous No.15853105]

>butthurt christcuck humor thread
And yet, ironically, that itself is funny as hell to scientists

[Anonymous No.15853205]

lemme post some real humor
https://files.catbox.moe/1peus8.webm

[Anonymous No.15853436]

>>15852901
Hovering flies obviously exert less force on the scale than standing ones would since they're further from earth and gravity decreases with distance.

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>>15849370
It's a magnificent 1930s period abstract piece in the suprematism style. How much did you pay for it $100,000? £200,000? Whatever it was I'll double it. Name the of the artist btw?

[Anonymous No.15853539]

>>15852795
I know it's a joke but it's an interesting picture
In reality the labels should be swapped

[Anonymous No.15853542]

>>15853539
moral standards?

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>>15850508
>>15850498
>>15852771
Triggered

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>>15849233

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>>15853539
>In reality the labels should be swapped
No. In reality the bible should have a bunch of random steps to it reflecting changes in dogma and science should curve upward reflecting advancements like women being considered the same species as men and Black people being able to feel pain.

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>>15854474
Post the one sitting in the middle of air conditioner exhausts, or the one next to the high voltage transformer.

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>>15849233
>evaluate limit by substitution
>it's an indeterminate form
>calculator turns into high-velocity shrapnel
>go to hopital
Sad! Many such cases.

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[Anonymous No.15854679]

>>15849233 >>15849261 >>15849268 >>15849284 >>15849327 >>15849341 >>15849343 >>15849346 >>15849369 >>15849370 >>15849372 >>15849376 >>15849385 >>15849520
unfunny
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truthnuke

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>>15854672
NIGGERSAURUS

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>>15855193
In what?

[Anonymous No.15855491]

>>15855444
>ifunny
you're better than this

[Anonymous No.15855654]

>>15855491
No they aren't.

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[Anonymous No.15855980]

>>15854877
the childhood vaccines i got were pretty effective since I never got any diseases I got vaccinated against, why shouldn't I trust the covid vaccines as well?

[Anonymous No.15856016]

>>15855980
There are countless diseases I've never been vaccinated against yet have never caught. Checkmate?

>>15855931
>They explain the joke in the footnotes
ruined

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>>15854877
I mean, they got paid. A lot. Also, they earn more off of living people than dead ones, in the long run.

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[Anonymous No.15857526]

>>15856741
Ah yes, The Experts. The Council of Experts outside of which there is no expertise. And this is a comprehensive list of every single thing they have ever declared.

You're right, this is funny if you know a single thing about science

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>>15852795
This graph isn't labeled so I'll chose the coordinate system so that down on the y axis is the positive direction and right on the x is positive.

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>>15858544
>that meme upsets me and make me angry
thanks for letting us all know, did you report it to janny too

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[Anonymous No.15858979]

>>15850493
>Dying to save other peoples lives
vs
>Dying for nothing while endangering other people's lifes

[Anonymous No.15859012]

>>15852795

Witnessed.

[Anonymous No.15859020]

>>15852901
We are so back

[Anonymous No.15859025]

>>15853767
Kek

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>>15854679
its fairly telling that so far only truthnukes have been deleted and unfunny posts are untouched by the censors

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>>15849370
Where is amogus?

[Anonymous No.15861201]

>The collapse of WTC 7 is the first known instance of a tall building brought down primarily by uncontrolled fires. The fires in WTC 7 were similar to those that have occurred in several tall buildings where the automatic sprinklers did not function or were not present. These other buildings, including Philadelphia's One Meridian Plaza, a 38-story skyscraper that burned for 18 hours in 1991, did not collapse due to differences in the design of the structural system.

>Factors contributing to WTC 7's collapse included: the thermal expansion of building elements such as floor beams and girders, which occurred at temperatures hundreds of degrees below those typically considered in current practice for fire-resistance ratings; significant magnification of thermal expansion effects due to the long-span floors in the building; connections between structural elements that were designed to resist the vertical forces of gravity, not the thermally induced horizontal or lateral loads; and an overall structural system not designed to prevent fire-induced progressive collapse.

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>>15849370
seems like he only used 4 colors. Where is the disproval?

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>>15850493
Is that Nicholas Cruz?

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>>15861594
That's the joke.

[Anonymous No.15863650]

>>15863268
>i'm gonna study bears!!
>i'm the super duper smart science genius!!!
>*gets mauled by a bear*
what is it with scientists and delusionally overestimating their own intelligence?

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>>15863650
yeah thats pretty dumb, but heres this
>compsci professor murders a jew
>by accident
why can't "the experts" do anything right?

[Anonymous No.15864126]

>>15849370
Why is this so hillarious, lmao.....HAHAHAHAHA
I am genuinely laughing. What was the guy thinking? HAHAHAHAHA, fuck, my cheeks and stomach actually hurt now... hahahahah

[Anonymous No.15864260]

>>15863988
Alnaji dindu nuffin, he's a victim of systematic oppression and discrimination. This is the price of diversity. Kessler shouldn't have called him the n-word. Alnaji was a good boy and shouldn't have his life derailed for this.

[Anonymous No.15864339]

>>15861594
That's the beauty of four colour cranks, you can always debunk their counterexamples by colouring.

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[Anonymous No.15864389]

>>15852722
the Christians back in those days.
probably didn't have the institutionalised version of religion that we have now.

[Anonymous No.15864390]

>>15852901
in order to fly would have to exert equal force=mgh.
so it would weigh 1.5kg

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[Anonymous No.15864398]

>>15864392
Retarded joke. This isn't a linguistic character.
I hate these kind of jokes, only basedboys make these

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>>15864389
According to dutton at cambridge back in like the 1600s you had these truly driven christians who just wanted to reveal the secrets of god's creation, then I think it was a bunch of puritan politicals came in and tried to use the prestige they had created for political gain so they politticsed their way in and explled many of the actual scholar scientists.

The way he described it was hauntingly familar.
I'll see if I can find the vid later, he might have left sources.

[Anonymous No.15864462]

>>15854679
you are the most virgin person in this thread.

[Anonymous No.15864500]

>>15864398
>basedboys
Glad you think they're based anon! I would have called them sⲟyboys personally, but it's nice that you can be so positive and tolerant :^)

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>>15860396
>5 truthnukes deleted
>0 soiposts deleted
why do the lamest lamers always end up as jannies, is there a scientific explanation for the phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.15865353]

>>15863650
You seem to have confused genuine scientists with "eco" activists.

[Anonymous No.15865489]

>>15863988
We really need a compsci guy to be in charge of holocaust, last time it was an art guy and he wasn't nearly organized enough to be truly systematic.
>the joke here is that everyone knows the holocaust stories about hitler are all fake

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>>15865489
>We really need a compsci guy to be in charge of holocaust
Hardly. It has been pointe dout for over a decade that govermnet databases have enough information to identify everyone by ethnicity, sexual orientation, religion and more. And were one group to take over a Western country, they would be able to hunt down absolutely everyone they hate within a single week.
The government is fine with this.

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[Anonymous No.15867036]

>>15867011
>has lead to
no wonder he can't get a job

[Anonymous No.15867268]

>>15867011
probably just a really bad interviewer, with those numbers you'd be bound to get SOMETHING unless you have poor hygiene or a consistently unprofessional appearance or demeanor. i would bet on this guy having at least one of the following:
>offensive body odor
>long greasy hair
>unshaven neckbeard/stubble
>dresses inappropriately for interviews
>severe sperg/serial killer personality
>poorly formatted resume
>never calls or follows up after interviews, just waits to be offered jobs
he probably thought that his magical BS (lol) made him special so none of these things would matter, when in reality everyone and their grandma has a BS nowadays and most of them know how to look and act professional, maybe even schmooze and network a bit. luckily for him though, none of those deficits disqualify one from being a bus driver.

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>>15866981
I never understood this behavior. They're always like "muh evil Nazis" but completely forget that such government databases are what enabled them to pinpoint every Jew in, e.g., the Netherlands.
This, to me, means either of these are true:
1. The government is incredibly dumb.
2. The government are actual fascists in disguise.

[Anonymous No.15870405]

>>15869944
>This, to me, means either of these are true:
Would you believe both are true?
>1. The government is incredibly dumb.
The politicians I have met were so uninformed, unintelligent and uneducated that I started to fear for the future.
>2. The government are actual fascists in disguise.
Mussolini provided a definition of fascism: when you cannot get that cigarette paper in between government and industry. And in most of the social democratic Western Europe, that is where we already are. The hilarious and stupid response was to redefine what fascism is, into something Il Duce would not have recognized. The press is with the programme, and so is Wickedpedia.

So the world is heading for the toilet, meanwhile, let us have more fun.

[Anonymous No.15870454]

>>15867011
He's ugly.

[Anonymous No.15870499]

>>15870405
Yes, I would. I don't believe this is an accurate definition of fascism, but rather a symptome of it. Fascism, coming from the Latin fasces, means "bunch", i.e., bunching together, imo means judging people and reducing people to their defining group. That is, you would separate the world into "good guys™" and "bad guys", "ubermenschen" and "untermenschen". Leftists and rightists, socialists and capitalists, white oppressors and victimized minorities etc etc as infinitum. Instead of judging individuals, you would judge people just by their group.
I agree with the rest. Your image btw is haunting.

[Anonymous No.15871025]

>>15867268
More likely he has some obvious red flag when you do a basic background check him or google his name.
Or when he says “132 interviews” he is absolutely terrible at picking jobs to apply to and he was out of his lane.
Jobs based on interviews are totally random though and it is perfectly possible to roll 132 losses in a row vs the other applications.
I’ve had years where I get turned down for everything, just everything, then next year I get 4 offers the same week.

[Anonymous No.15871273]

>>15870454
He is a white male heterosexual

[Anonymous No.15872006]

>>15854392
I don't get this one at all. Am I a brainlet?
Why are they on a plane?

[Anonymous No.15872033]

>>15864368
That maths guy will make a better engineer than a mathematician, lmao.

[Anonymous No.15872046]

>>15872006
It's about the LIGO experiment and sub-normie perception, more than a joke it looks more like an anecdote made webcomic.

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>>15872006
>I don't get this one at all.
The cartoonist used to work at LIGO.
>Am I a brainlet?
No, just lacking a Physics degree.
>Why are they on a plane?
Just travelling, that is not important to the joke.

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>>15872564
i hate how this is real.

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>>15860396
>It's fairly telling that only the off-topic posts have been deleted and the ones that do not appeal to my subjective tastes are untouched by the censors

[Anonymous No.15872939]

>>15865489
Why do you even like Hitler then

[Anonymous No.15872977]

>>15870499
>Fascism, coming from the Latin fasces, means "bunch", i.e., bunching together, imo means judging people and reducing people to their defining group.
>imo
I guess I should just take this as a signifier that whatever follows is a retarded take

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>>15872977
That's for the reader to decide, given that her level of reading comprehension is adequate.

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>>15849233
Isn't it amazing how the caption has an indian accent?

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[Anonymous No.15873460]

>>15873448
>goes $100 deeper into debt

[Anonymous No.15873548]

>>15873448
would be better without the text.

[Anonymous No.15873558]

>>15864389
>probably didn't have the institutionalised version of religion that we have now.
no, religion back then was actually institutionalized, compared to today's everyone get's a saviour approach to belief. so much so that the institution could kill you for fucking with it or its teachings. kind of basic history my guy.

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>>15872673
it's so fucking real.

[Anonymous No.15873706]

>>15873568
extremely real.

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>>15873429
That's one way of saying "you're correct"

[Anonymous No.15873903]

>>15873738
i feel so much better just reading that fucking lol.

[Anonymous No.15874854]

>>15873803
lol
the stupid vaxxies once again because the victims of mockery

[Anonymous No.15874861]

>>15849284
>>15849594
Lol

[Anonymous No.15875159]

>>15867011
>13YoE
He should be able to launch his own business at that point

[Anonymous No.15875728]

>>15870454
So am I. In fact I have the dubious distinctyion of having been kicked out of a dating agency for my looks.
Nevertheless I got a job.

[Anonymous No.15875840]

>>15875728
I think early ostracism inflicted upon ugly people frequently turns them into awkward weirdos who can't function in high pressure environments like job/promotion interviews. I've been promoted above people smarter than I, and while I'm sure there was some bias because I'm handsome and they were fat and ugly, the fact that they allowed their ugliness to turn them into awkward weirdos was surely a far larger factor than their visage alone. You are probably someone who remained a functional human in spite of ostracism. The person in the Reddit screenshot is probably both ugly and weird, and given he writes like someone who is barely literate I further suspect he fully embraced codemonkeying, never socialized, and became such a horrific recluse he repulsed any hiring committees.

tl;dr >>15867268 is correct, you can SMELL the dude from his post. It's not just ugliness, but rather the life his ugliness caused him to lead due to weakness of character.

[Anonymous No.15875905]

>>15875840
I am a little awkward, sufficient for several people to ask me straight out if I am on the spectrum. Still, the decision makes that gave me the jobs I have had have all been men. The HR females never saw my face, I only spoke to them on the phone. This is probably not a coincidence.

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>>15875728

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>>15873706
[math]\Re(4)[/math]

[Anonymous No.15876298]

>>15864390
>fly flies under its friend
>gets fucking blasted down into the ground with the force of its bodyweight

[Anonymous No.15876844]

>>15876033
note to self: be hot when committing crime.

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>>15849233
why is the a bolsonarista

[Anonymous No.15878176]

>>15876993
lol

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>>15849346
that guy with the robo twist clearly had a hand disability. He's a cripple, its not his cringey meme diet.

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/0lhouTXxm33k/

[Anonymous No.15878727]

>>15878280
good video

[Anonymous No.15878830]

>>15851273
pretty sure it has applications in cryptography

[Anonymous No.15878834]

>>15864390
They why don't planes crush you when they fly above you? Stop spreading lies anon.

[Anonymous No.15879916]

>>15849593
just draw one country with 5 others bordering it?

[Anonymous No.15879930]

>>15878280
Who is this man?

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>>15879916
The regions have to share a boundary curve to be considered adjacent

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>>15849370
I genuinely like this. It is fun to look at.

[Anonymous No.15880222]

>>15879982
oh, duh

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[Anonymous No.15880289]

>>15880027
I always hated "art" assignments in school, in math or spanish class, I had to do a bunch of fucking coloring as my assignment.

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>>15849370

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>>15880293
saved

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>>15876033
>sex with a 12-year-old
>later married the boy
awww thats sweet

[Anonymous No.15881147]

>>15849370
It kind of looks like heart. I think anon was telling us he loves us.

[Anonymous No.15881152]

>>15849341
its just adrenaline + saffron + noscapine (narcotine) + castor oil
not FDA tested
(you will probably throw up too but definitely wont shit yourself probably)

[Anonymous No.15881250]

>>15853767
Honestly it'd be funnier if you didn't replace "engineer" with "deaf man"

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>>15864389
>probably
Most scientific and objective atheist.

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>>15879916
How does that help? In pic related, China and Ukraine both border Russia and have the same colour. They don't touch each other.

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>>15883200
yeah i was being a retard

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>>15883250
Ohm is hot

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>>15883444
are you sixty years old

[Anonymous No.15883637]

>>15873803
But... he didn't specifically need a vaccine from Moderna. Also they weren't sponsors of the event. Did you forget to take your meds?

[Anonymous No.15883739]

>>15883444
39 buried
0 found

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>>15849284
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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>>15883821

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>>15883844

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>>15867268
or autistic. job interviews are literally designed to weed out autists

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>>15849284
hahaha

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>>15849370
why is this so fucking funny, my chest hurts.

[Anonymous No.15886663]

>>15864368
Shiiit

I'm think hes right.

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>>15854481
>>15854474
Do you realize that if you start recording at the same place and average it out over a period of time, you will get the same increase regardless of where it's put?

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>>15873548
Here you are

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>>15883444
racism T~T

[Anonymous No.15887530]

>>15883821
can any complexanalysisfags explain rigorously if there is anywhere this actually makes sense and is something you might want to do
my CS brain agrees with it because "i = 90deg right :)" but obviously that's just intuition

[Anonymous No.15887610]

>>15887530
Retard.
[math]x = \sqrt{\vert i\vert^2 +\vert i\vert^2} = \sqrt{2}[/math]

[Anonymous No.15887612]

>>15887610
Second [math]I[/math] is supposed to be a "1" obviously.

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>>15883224
>>15883764
Insightful

[Anonymous No.15887640]

[Anonymous No.15887656]

>>15887640
not economical *yet*
landfills are nice holes in the ground where we put minerals for future generations to mine

[Anonymous No.15887801]

[Anonymous No.15887885]

>>15870499
No mussolinis definition is the correct one. The popular definition of fascism in the west was invented squarely as a mind trick to keep people from noticing just how much the Soviet Union resembled fascism and national socialism in just about every way.
Union of government and industry, cult of personality around leader, flirtations with autarky to prevent infiltration of foreign capital, cartoonish vision of a utopian collectivism, persecution of all dissent as treason, an obsession with war mongering imperial territorial expansion disguised as exporting the revolution. The Soviet Union committed more genocides against ethnic minorities than Mussolini ever did, just look at the Crimean Turks. I’m not saying fascism was the same as the Soviet system exactly, but that our current “big brain intellectual” libtard definition of fascism was deliberately devised by communist propagandists to include only the specific ways fascism differed from Stalinism. Thus “xenophobia” and “racism” and “catholic fundamentalism” feature prominently in how leftists define fascism, whereas, you know, all that technical stuff precisely describing how the regime and society functioned under fascism is downplayed. Don’t want Stalin to get embarrassed do we? The fact that the Soviet Union was a full fledged member of the axis powers and helped Hitler invade Poland just gets forgotten? I’m not a conservatard but it gets very irritating how leftists so utterly pervert people’s understanding of reality and history by deliberate deception. Like how the Byzantine empire was downplayed and falsely portrayed as “a backwater that wasn’t really Roman” instead of the most economically prosperous, literate, and technologically advanced country in Europe for six hundred years, all because enlightenment libtard thinkers wanted to blame Christianity for the fall of Rome and the dark ages instead if, you know, historical contingency and economics.

[Anonymous No.15887928]

>>15887885
>mussolinis definition is the correct one
no Mussolini blatantly propagated the wrong one in his own interest. Not sure how the rest of your post is related to that tho

[Anonymous No.15887935]

>>15887885
please define fascism?

[Anonymous No.15887979]

>>15849593
You can do this with 3 colors too

[Anonymous No.15888017]

>>15869944
people didn't exactly like Jews back then.

[Anonymous No.15888044]

>>15887656
and when it becomes economical they will be too expensive again.
We really go full circle.

[Anonymous No.15888056]

>>15887928
Bro he invented it, who is anyone else to say what's the wrong definition

[Anonymous No.15888073]

>>15887885
>“xenophobia” and “racism” and “catholic fundamentalism” feature prominently in how leftists define fascism
Real leftist here, what actually features prominently is the violent suppression of labour movements, the glorification of rural values and the appeal to tradition, an obsession with the "nation" as represented by a single leader who acts on its behalf, and class cooperation in service of this "nation" (but really the wealthy elite) as the solution to the class struggle.

[Anonymous No.15888314]

>>15888017
Trueq, but the databases weren't jew-specific. Every confession was recorded.

[Anonymous No.15888315]

>>15888056
He did not invent it lol

[Anonymous No.15888394]

>>15888315
Who did?

Also joke, remember the thread topic?

[Anonymous No.15888667]

>>15849343

[Anonymous No.15888674]

>>15849370
holy shit I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[Anonymous No.15888677]

>>15888056
What's Gramsci worth to you?

[Anonymous No.15888686]

>>15852901
I actually don't know what the answer is

[Anonymous No.15888883]

[Anonymous No.15889282]

>>15888686
It's a still image, the flies are dead, made of uranium and in that moment they're falling. The jar is open.

[Anonymous No.15889348]

[Anonymous No.15889390]

>>15878834
Lol I can't tell if you were serious, but a helicopter is a much better analogy. And helicopters do blast you down if they are flying low enough.

[Anonymous No.15889407]

>>15883764

[Anonymous No.15889416]

>>15889348
This one is great.

[Anonymous No.15889443]

>>15852901
>>15888686
experimentalists succeed where theorists fail

[Anonymous No.15889445]

>>15857687

[Anonymous No.15889604]

>>15889443
But how much does the drone weigh?

[Anonymous No.15889675]

>>15883199
I've got it only after I recalled how people make chatbots tell what it is not allowed to tell.

[Anonymous No.15889678]

>>15887610
Did you just have to change the theorem to make it work?

[Anonymous No.15889746]

>>15889678
No. The lengths of vectors are always computed in the same way.

[Anonymous No.15889958]

>>15889416
I swear every /sci/ humour thread I have to sift through the deletions
>>/sci/thread/15849233#p15889348

[Anonymous No.15889967]

>>15889958
God I hate that scott engages in the culture war. Does this happens to all boomers who became less relevant with age?
I'm not talking about this comic because it's funny. But others were clearly made to create controversy and lick twitterfags arses.

[Anonymous No.15889970]

>>15889967
Is it even a real comic? could be an edit.

No, probably not all of them. and boomers are a specific age range corresponding to the post war population expansion that was tempted into ideological self subversion through the new media.

[Anonymous No.15890255]

>>15889746
so, those are vectors, okay,
but then |i| = i, so for your trick to work you have to place module bars wider, but then you'd be definitely making the shit up.

[Anonymous No.15890281]

>DINSOAURS WERE 50 TONNES HEAVY, STOOD TWO GIRAFFES STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER TALL AND FLEW, BECAUSE IT WAS WAY WARMER AND MORE OXYGEN WAS AVAILABLE.
How the HECK could mammal boy compete?
>OHHG MY FAUCHI! THE WORLD WARMING UP IS ... LE DEATH!!!
How to respond to this without seething about Whites?

[Anonymous No.15890422]

>>15890255
>|i| = i
What? Who told you this bullshit? The length of i is 1. It's not a trick, it's how lengths are computed.

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[Anonymous No.15891073]

>>15888073
Oh no, you're retarded

[Anonymous No.15891526]

>>15889967
maybe they only trigger you because you're wrong and he is right

[Anonymous No.15892167]

>>15891526
*could be real
I thought he was supposed to be high-IQ?

[Anonymous No.15892218]

>>15849370
Wouldn't be surprised if this was a colorjak straight from the 'ty

[Anonymous No.15892228]

>>15889958
You guys actually think that’s what climate science does? Do you get your science information from denialist blogs?

No wonder you’re hopelessly stupid.

[Anonymous No.15892233]

>>15883764
It's a nice detail that the alien has 4 "fingers".

[Anonymous No.15892366]

>>15892228
The 80-year forecasting is exactly how political "solutions" to climate science are sold. Do you really think anyone gives a fuck about the science qua science, shit like radiative forcing?

[Anonymous No.15892422]

fresh OC

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[Anonymous No.15892959]

>>15887979
On some maps, yes. But that's not the point.

[Anonymous No.15893458]

>>15888017
Why should jews feel entitled to have people of other races and cultures like them? Jews hate people of other races and cultures themselves, they call them goyims and have substantial amounts the religious texts devoted to celebrating and justifying genocidal hated of non-jews.

[Anonymous No.15893496]

>>15892903
reminder Scott Adams was a vaccine shill during the entire pandemic and now pretends like he always opposed the pharma lobby

[Anonymous No.15893658]

>>15893496
That's because he had stonks in Pfizer

[Anonymous No.15893730]

>>15881250
no it wouldn't

[Anonymous No.15893745]

>>15849370
The dicks indicate penis envy. a girl probably made this

[Anonymous No.15894637]

[Anonymous No.15894683]

>>15849233
>WORDSWORDSWORDS

[Anonymous No.15894739]

>>15883764
You forgot the 10th option: those who understand ternary

[Anonymous No.15894757]

>>15855931
>it's real

[Anonymous No.15894763]

>>15861201
Government official here. Yes, we faked 9/11 and killed all those people and then millions in middle east wars. What the fuck are you going to do about it, little bitch? We will tell you to say the sky is neon green next and you will lap it up like a damn dog. 2+2=5

[Anonymous No.15894937]

>>15883821
>music stops

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[Anonymous No.15895741]

>>15894739
most of those are in the first group, but probably not you

[Anonymous No.15895943]

>>15895741
I like how CIA is portrayed as Chad here.

[Anonymous No.15895948]

>>15889390
What if the jar on the scale was very very tall then?

[Anonymous No.15895976]

>>15849531
saved

[Anonymous No.15895994]

>>15880378
Literally Macron.

[Anonymous No.15896042]

>>15883427
Why tf is there a smoking pipe on the door and a stick of dynamite on the corner of the door?

[Anonymous No.15896165]

>>15854474
the exposed areas got hot in the sun, and the shaded areas didn't, is the joke just that it says 'Yolo'?

[Anonymous No.15896292]

>>15861201
fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.15896319]

>>15876033
haha the uglier they get the more time they serve holy shit

[Anonymous No.15896333]

>>15883210
I used to deal with this as a kid until my uncle gave me a huge roll of velcro straps. I had several totes just full of cable spaghetti

[Anonymous No.15896361]

>>15867268
Uhm... You... You're supposed to call after interviews?

[Anonymous No.15896377]

>>15896361
Yes, relentlessly.
24 hours after your interview, call and say "Hi, my name is Anon, I had an inteview yesterday and just wanted to follow up." If they don't give you a concrete answer, call the same time the next day. And the next day. Until they give you a definitive yes or no.

[Anonymous No.15896698]

>>15887530
This is not how you would calculate the norm for complex numbers. You have to take the conjugate of one: |a|^2 = aa* so the answer would be the root of (-i*i)^2 + 1^2 which is still root 2.

[Anonymous No.15896855]

>>15894739
Just try not to get Christmas and Halloween mixed up.
DEC 25 = OCT 31 after all.

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[Anonymous No.15896918]

>>15892167
He's writing the dumb bosses' dialogue, retard

[Anonymous No.15897402]

>>15895620
science deniers always get triggered by that kind of thing

[Anonymous No.15897404]

>>15879965
Music to my ears

[Anonymous No.15897420]

>>15852901
Thanks anon, this made my night

[Anonymous No.15897725]

>>15879965

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[Anonymous No.15897930]

>>15876033
>>15880378
Mary Kay supremacy

[Anonymous No.15897934]

>>15883764
>what is base 4?
alien doesn't understand the concept of base 4
time to enslave them

[Anonymous No.15897938]

>>15889407
LOL

[Anonymous No.15897942]

>>15889967
they engage in good faith because they still don't understand the nature of what they're dealing with, they think that logic will surely prevail and that their opponents surely are not doing it on bad faith, but on ignorance

[Anonymous No.15897980]

>>15849370
I love schizo brainlet intellectuald

[Anonymous No.15897995]

>>15849593
>>15849566
>I don't know what the relevance of the theory is
>Relevance
>Pure math

[Anonymous No.15898586]

>>15889407
kek

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[Anonymous No.15899807]

>>15895508
This image is absolutely hilarious. Homer Simpson blackfacing while having a card saying "Ethnically ambiguous" is much better than anything the Simpson writers came up recently.

[Barkun No.15899820]

>>15899807
You don't know how much Barkun loves you all

[Anonymous No.15899831]

>>15899175
Everyone is aware of IQ differences, but if you really understand science you should also know that IQ is highly influenced by socio-economic factors and therefore far more than being an indicator of genetic inferiority it is an indicator of social inequality.

[Anonymous No.15899934]

>>15864398
>t. autist

[Anonymous No.15900008]

>>15887610
now tell us the absolute value of i.

[Anonymous No.15900035]

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[Anonymous No.15900046]

[Anonymous No.15900083]

>>15849233
>the engineer uses a pun, the simplest and worst form of humor

[Anonymous No.15900112]

>>15861201
*finds passport of hijacker

[Anonymous No.15900117]

>>15866981
It's obvious someone built the shelves that way, but "scientists" will unironically look at the rocks and think it just happened.

[Anonymous No.15900121]

>>15869944
>muh fascists
Fascism = believing in God and having a family
t. read 30 books about fascism circa 1930s and 1940s.

[Anonymous No.15900348]

>>15900046
Who's the genius?

[Anonymous No.15901074]

>>15897725
>>15879965
its almost like theres a common pattern amongst criminals of pretending to be a criminology expert in the area in which you're committing crimes

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[Anonymous No.15901366]

>>15883821

[Anonymous No.15901374]

>>15897725
>new york post

[Anonymous No.15901384]

>>15867036
That's grammatical. Past tense of lead is lead (pronounced with a short e). Are you ESL or just illiterate?

[Anonymous No.15901389]

>>15880289
It's probably an extra credit question on a math exam so the teacher doesn't commit suicide because kids don't understand the properties of fields.

[Anonymous No.15901394]

>>15883764
There are 10 types of people:
those who understand the base case of n = binary,
those who assume n
And those who verify n+1

[Anonymous No.15901404]

>>15901374
more legit than the times these days, sadly

[Anonymous No.15901439]

>>15901404
>these days
Jayson Blair was 20 years ago
Yellowcake was 20 years ago
the NY Times has always been a pravdaesque propaganda rag

[Anonymous No.15901460]

>>15901439
It used to be possible to flip to the crossword without having your eyes gouged out by bullshit on every column of every page along the way. This is no longer the case.

[Anonymous No.15901532]

>>15895741
>pic
wasn't it the intelligence agency for the navy that started the push that UFO=Ayys so that UFO reports would be discredited by non-retards since most of them were actually aircraft prototypes?

[Anonymous No.15901596]

>>15901374
>ABC NEWS WOULD HAVE TOLD ME IF THIS GUY WAS RAPING KIDS!!!
Unless their guy was also raping kids—which, incidentally, he was.

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[Anonymous No.15901811]

>>15900121
>Fascism = believing in God and having a family
Apart from this being totally wrong, do you really think the government believes in God and having a family? Especially if you're white?

[Anonymous No.15901812]

>>15900008
That's already in there.

[Anonymous No.15901851]

>>15849341
I'll take 100 lmfao.

[Anonymous No.15901853]

>>15900083
>t. daddy issues haver

[Anonymous No.15901935]

>>15880293
apu ate something from the lab :(

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[Anonymous No.15901957]

>>15900046
I'm pretty sure I had a calc2 problem once where we were evaluating an integral by parts and one part also required direct substitute to complete. Long story short, professor basically expected us to intuit almost exactly this concept. Fucking ridiculous. Guy was a genius, though.

[Anonymous No.15902171]

>>15887885
This was such a good post until this part:

>but that our current “big brain intellectual” libtard definition of fascism was deliberately devised by communist propagandists
Wrong, it was actually devised by capitalists in order to divert attention away from economic conditions and towards culture-war and identity politics bullshit.
The vast majority of leftists and even most communists always hated Stalin and the USSR, why do you think expressions like "red fascism" even exist?

>Like how the Byzantine empire was downplayed and falsely portrayed as “a backwater that wasn’t really Roman” instead of the most economically prosperous, literate, and technologically advanced country in Europe for six hundred years
These two statements are not mutually exclusive. The Byzantine Empire was indeed the most advanced state in Europe during its times, but it was still little more than a backwater if compared to the old Roman Empire.

[Anonymous No.15902195]

>>15849327
oh i get it. the joke is that stephen hawking burned in hell for being an atheist, but at the same time he was able to return back to life, proving that science and atheism can even defeat hell. that's a cool joke but how is it funny? i didnt laugh

[Anonymous No.15902437]

>>15887801
racists use vpn, yes

[Anonymous No.15902460]

this would fix so many problems

[Anonymous No.15902470]

>>15902437
>oy vey da ebil racists are out to get me!!
sinaloa has the lowest percentage of negroes living there of any state jurisdiction of anywhere in the americas because the sinaloa cartel doesn't permit negroes in their territory, most of the other cartel areas of mexico are all similar, but the sinaloa gang is the strictest.

[Anonymous No.15902551]

>>15852722
>christians invented science
LOLOLOLOL christcucks LITERALY rekt European science. As soon as constantine the false emperor took over his main adviser was a literal vociferous flat-earther.

https://youtu.be/Iq_E2R_hvTY

Fucking germs and kikes man. Fucking up the planet for 2,000 years, then claiming the "improved" it.

[Anonymous No.15902565]

>>15872564
This sums up "higher" physics perfectly.

[Anonymous No.15902569]

>>15864368
That's actually kinda funny.

[Anonymous No.15902600]

>>15892228
No, most "climate scientists" just make up bullshit, search for data that kind of agrees with them, then misrepresent it. Like claiming eroding sand bars are proof of sea level rise or claiming that scleractinian corals can't survive 2° C warming when Acropora first appeared during the PETM.

[Anonymous No.15902601]

>>15887801
>No canada
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.15902778]

>>15902551
>Richard Carrier
not a fan

[Anonymous No.15903018]

>>15891013
Is monkeypox the same as chickenpox, is this image true, why the fuck do red dots not appear on kids bodies anymore, is this a lie I was told growing up, I never hear about this anymore, whats going on?

[Anonymous No.15903075]

>>15903018
Stop being such a homophobic semitophobe.
There's nothing wrong with the industrial rape of goyimlets.

[Anonymous No.15903127]

>>15883224
didn't the emergence of the wheel predate Buddhism by a few thousand years?

[Anonymous No.15903193]

>>15903127
>the emergence of the wheel
I have seen many but vague explanations about this history, might be contentious since dictators like to extend their historical claims way, way back.

BTW we hit 320 posts, more bread, anyone?

[Anonymous No.15903515]

>>15851188
>>15849327
how fat and juicy is the rod up your ass?

[Anonymous No.15903516]

>>15903515
second (you) meant for >>15902195, not you

[Anonymous No.15903758]

>>15902778
Christians tend not to be.

[Anonymous No.15903960]

Does he lurk here?
https://files.catbox.moe/yh8dzl.png