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Is this the latest version?

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>> No.52283672


You're missing the third page

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Found it.

>> No.52284194

i feel like this cyoa should come with a fourth page of occupations that you can qualify for depending on what classes you took. and maybe a companions (read:waifus) page

>> No.52284267

>and maybe a companions (read:waifus) page

Shut your whore mouth, you whore.

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come anon, you seem like you're in need of a companion (read:waifu)

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>> No.52284927

Got any more monstergirl cyoas?

>> No.52284975
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sort of, i mostly have angel / succubus themed ones

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I like how most people who make a character for this one usually makes some grim dark edgy asshole

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mystery box

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i think those are all the waifu cyoas i have so have a magic TG order form

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The one you posted doesn't have outlines for the [Genderbender]-extra's description text. Here's a version that does.

>> No.52287034

Don't fucking do this. Let the duplicate die you ass.

>> No.52287061

thanks man, i appreciate it

>> No.52287476

>Ghost Hunter, Life Liason
>Chain, Coins
>Poltergeist, Souldelver, Plasmaplasty, Aurapath, Keepsafe, Ghostflight, Purerites
>Rakshasa Manager, The Advocate, The Prosecutor, Donnovan Cannon, Mister Vampire, Ectotech Startup
>Predators, Reformation, Corruption, Thinning

The machinery is broken and the idiots trying to fix it are only making it worse. Amateur practitioners are certainly thinning the barrier but there'll be an incursion sooner or later anyway, and when it happens humanity will need to be able to fend for itself. I'm convinced that the higher ups don't want us using more effective techniques. Who knows what has already crawled through the breach and into power?

>> No.52287597

Inexperienced Demon
Innocent Angel
Forbidden Love
Be the Girl
Magical Girl
Devil Mother
Why no Angel Mum?

Shared Room
Mothers visit
Let's go Shopping!
Remember: No bully

Awkard sapphic Angel and Demon romance and their misadventures with their Mahou Shoujo Sister. Who's secretly trying to seduce her Demonic Mother.
ara~ ara~

>> No.52287963

>nine tails
That girls clearly only has 8
>multiple waifus without ruining you laifu
This option is clearly a trick of some kind.

>> No.52288059

The trick is to convince you there is a trick, so you wouldn't take the option. Leaving her to me.

>> No.52288105

What the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.52288229

wow, socialism actually does feel like the best here.

>motivate the hell out of a nation by starting projects to improve schools and get the homeless housing and work
>then give speeches directly to the homeless and schools
>Watch the nation grow and dumbass millennials drop the entitlement.

>> No.52288253

That thread is worse though.

>> No.52288381

Technocracy is cutest waifu and best waifu.

>> No.52288727

>entitled millennials
Guzzling the Boomer koolaid I see.

>> No.52289076


>tfw Fascism is the cutest but Autocracy has the best perks

Why can't I choose both.

>> No.52289108

> TFW you'd need to murder, cut & Frankenstein up the various girls to get best girl.
Not worth it.

>> No.52289179

OP made ithe thread half an hour later. It's autism at work.

>> No.52289192

>to intelligent to use ctrl+f

>> No.52289212

Well deserved yet useless Rage against the Throg.

>> No.52289273

Holy shit, Socialism is everything I could want and more! I knew it!

>> No.52289478


The only caveat is that it only works in your head.

>> No.52289849

That other threads a Throb, not a throg.

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>> No.52290453

Damn, you're right. Now I have a throbbing need for the other thread.

>> No.52290467

Why is life.

>> No.52290489

>tfw Monarchy sounds pretty chill

>> No.52290522
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Check out my OC

>> No.52290543

Knowing /tg/'s fondess for dick genies, I'm refusing to make a wish.

And I get a yandere stalker genie, fun.

>> No.52290551

0, 1, AND, NOT, of course.

>> No.52290573

democracy has the cutest girl and the best power if you dont want to do too much, best choice

>> No.52290585

0, 1, NOR

1010/1010, best OC

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Fuck I was about to post this build
you too?

>> No.52290636

>posting the most obvious build
Dude, conjunction is like the most overrated thing ever.

>> No.52290641

You could choose 1 and 0 instead, and his operators XOR mine.

>> No.52290690

you know it's OP that's why you choose 0 1
1 0 is shit
well he wrote nor so it could be not or xor

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A Sex Change! Gonna make it so that only my friends are aware of the change.

>> No.52290713

love seems hard to fuck up

and i was correct, it is objectively good

>> No.52290917

Sex change, duh!
>reads the secret
Fuckin' neat, genie! Expected to be screwed over, and I was not. AND I get to be attractive too! I'll take the "no one remembers anything being different" too.
Thank you genie. You're a swell gal. Anything I can do in return?

>> No.52291057

What's the use in wishing for a second chance?

Everyone knows genies can only grant what's within their power.

>> No.52291073

Adventure's easily the best choice. Glad I went with it. It was a close one between that and a second chance.

>> No.52291090

But you'll keep all your memories, anon! Now you can completely screw up on new and different ways instead of the exact same ones!

>> No.52291093

I can't really see why anyone would NOT want the "no one remembers otherwise". Sounds like it would give a ton of paperwork, for no gain.

>> No.52291132


Build myself an island paradise, live the rest of my life in luxury.

>> No.52291861

What do you do if you lost your way and can't make CYOAs any more?

>> No.52291914

Take a little break to regain your creativity, leave the house for a bit and go for a walk. Do a small one to get back into it, best would be something very different from your usual projects.

>> No.52292012

make fast choose 1 cyoas in ms paint

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>Do a small one
I already did that.
I have this unfinished CYOA haunting me... and all these things in notes... and oh God I want to finish them but my brain draws blanks

>> No.52292411

Maybe try writing up stuff that's closely related to the things you're drawing a blank on (in the hopes that it stirs up some ideas that you could use for the things)?
Also try laying off the alcohol for a while, if you haven't already.

>> No.52292427

>drinking on the job
That's not very responsible.

>> No.52292474

It's not a job if you don't get paid for it.

>> No.52292501

>Maybe try writing up stuff that's closely related to the things you're drawing a blank on
But I can write notes just fine, but it's like, my brain says "no" when I think about opening up PhotoShop.
I know most of the options I need to write, but my brain don't wanna.

>> No.52292531

That's only because your brain isn't on drugs.

>> No.52292545

You need a break, and you need to move your legs a little. Get a breath of fresh air. That usually helps when I have that condition.

>> No.52292594

And if >>52292545 doesn't help, just try opening PhotoShop and not letting yourself do anything other than work on the thing for a preset amount of time.

>> No.52292649

It's been...... holy heck, a month and four days since I opened PhotoShop last. I think I've gotten fresh air and moved around since.
Oh god, and my other CYOAs will be much larger.....

>> No.52292825

I've considered it, but, I feel like anything I could write doing that would be sub-par? I know I COULD do it. I have the notes, I know what to write.
But forcing creativity doesn't sound like it will create anything of quality.

>> No.52292862

You could rework it later on, when you're feeling better.

>> No.52292877

Force creativity until you can create quality again? And also what >>52292862 said.

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>inb4 there's a new version
I like this one more.

>> No.52292925

While scientist HR'd with Necro, his version of this was all over the place.


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>> No.52293028

Yeah it's all over the place. It still holds a dear place in my heart.
It popped so many of my cherries: First CYOA to make me unable to sleep thanks to daydreaming, first CYOA to give me a fetish,
first CYOA I wished was real, first CYOA that turned me on

I love it. Even screencapped the post and responses. It was the first and only CYOA that got me to screencap a build/responses

>> No.52293183

>laying off the alcohol
That idiot still hasn't stopped drinking?

>> No.52293287
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Hi /cyoa/

How are you? Is everything ok? :)

I just wanted to remind you that man is the cruelest animal

>> No.52293432

>How are you? Is everything ok? :)
I want to die. Alternatively I want any of the cyoas that let me have a new life to be true.

>> No.52293460

I know this feel.

>> No.52293593

Don't worry, I have a depressing and grim CYOA in the works just for you

Not a single waifu in sight, /cyoa/ is gonna love it

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I'll choose fantasy in go to the World of Twelve. Gonna be a Xelor and go on adventures.

>> No.52293916

Perfect. We need more of these. Thank you!

>> No.52294026
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So it's a huge sausagefest?

>> No.52294098

Nothing is fine and nothing will ever be fine again.

The stars are right. The hour is nigh. This world shall burn. There is no more time.

>> No.52294177

Woman is by far the cruelest animal.

>> No.52294246
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Is there a fantasy cyoa where you're literally yourself?

No reincarnation or any of that bullshit. Just me, myself, and I getting transported to a fantasy world and having fun.

>> No.52294292

The common housecat is actually the cruelest animal. You just don't see it because they're weaker than you and they suck up to more powerful creatures, but they're real demons to mice and small birds.
A close second is the dolphin, who tortures animals purely for excercise too.

>> No.52294348

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>This new life is in a country of your choice, or the USA
This will never not make me smile. This is perfection. This line is the Scientist's Magnum Opus

>Race: Slav
>Groups: Jocks
They all suck honestly.
>Jobs: Cafe (18)
>Features: Dat ass, Dreamy eyes, The Gap, Period pleasant, Perfect smile (12)
>Attractiveness: Cute (11)
I will always think Cute is the best.
>Home: Mansion (8)
When given the choice I will always pick to be rich
>Sexuality: Unknown (7)
Rolling the dice: 1 is straight, 2 is gay, 3+4 is bi
>Boobs: 76C (5)
>Ass: Badonk (5)
>Talents/Hobbies: Musical Skilled, Arts skilled (1)
I want to be good at drawing, can you blame me? Always wished I was artistic (without having to actually work for it)
>Hair color: Brown (1)
Brunettes a best
>Hair style: Should length (1)
Might change in time, but I'll start with this
>Height: +0,5 ft (1)
I'll take 5'7" thank you very much.

Always wanted to combine this with the Succubus cyoa. Had this great day-dream that went along with it.

>> No.52294813

Refuse to Immortality. Immortality's boring by yourself.

>> No.52294839

You have died of dysentery. There, have fun?

>> No.52294897

What do you mean when you say literally yourself?

Like, Royal Revival and Where Our Worlds Collide both have you having been previously someone else (either having reincarnated into who you are now or having lost your powers and memory) but you are still technically pulled from your own world without having died as the you you are now.

Then there are some where you are still yourself but gain a ton of magical abilities from some deity or wizard from that world. You're still you and always have been, but have gone through changes that could very well make you very different in terms of abilities and possibly even appearance.

Then there's this War of the Zodiac Brides WIP CYOA that seems to imply your bloodline is connected to some sort of magic power, and ignoring the focus on the powers and the waifus, it has a thing wherein you will gradually gain some level of power.

So like, what I'm saying is, I'm thinking you're wanting one where you aren't someone who is reincarnated into or FROM a fantasy world, nor someone who has a life or memories that were sealed away, but are you okay with getting tons of power above the average fantasy world resident? Are you okay with having some vague innate connection to this fantasy world like the Zodiac bloodline thing? Are you wanting one where you have no more potential or power than anyone else (so like, you can choose to learn a type of magic or something, but you don't start off with tons of power) or one where you have literally no way of gaining new abilities or powers and are just struggling to survive with whatever you had originally, maybe trying to get some very inconspicuous job or something...

I'm kinda trailing off, but yeah, please explain exactly what level of fantasy stuff effecting you that you want in a cyoa.

>> No.52294963

That's not fantasy, asshole.

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More comfy

>> No.52295041
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Little bit more comfy

>> No.52295059

Fine. You have died of magical dysentery. Happy now?

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Are ya comfy yet

>> No.52295088

Even less happy, diseases don't exist in fantasy worlds.

Why are you so focused on death by Dysentery, anyways?

>> No.52295099

Oh boy, I LOVE seeing these CYOA posted EVERY FUCKING THREAD

>> No.52295101

No. Give me comfy adventures, not just comfy lounging.

>> No.52295126
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In attempt to find something you are looking for Imma post a few Isekai type CYOAs, let me know which ones you like and dislike and why please.

>> No.52295129

You're going to die horribly somehow as an ordinary person in a fantasy setting. It might as well be shitting yourself to death.

>> No.52295162

It just has to stay "believable" in the sense that the premise doesn't involve you becoming or being someone else. I/anon has to be the MC. Not a created character.

The more true to current me it stays without just literally dropping me into a hostile environment the better frankly. Sockminster's Vampire King was great. The MC was very much "me".

I guess an innate connection would be acceptable too.

As long as I'm not suddenly designing a new life/character to play as. That's the worst imo.

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Do you prefer a well established world or a general setting? One where you're just kinda an average guy or aware of some horrible fate about to befall the world that cannot be stopped without you?

>> No.52295176

An adventure is, by its very nature, uncomfortable.
That's why hobbits don't go on adventures.

>> No.52295205

>Diseases don't exist in fantasy words
Maybe in some shitty wish fulfillment ones. You always end up going through ancient caverns and perilous jungles searching for ingredients to finish some elixir that treats one of the many dangerous poisons in the world otherwise, if not because you or someone you know needs it then because you can make a killing selling that shit to the right alchemist.

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>> No.52295260

This one's great except it hits a big pet peeve of mine: power theft/regression which is an absolute dealbreaker.

>> No.52295270

Man I've been itching to make an Isekai type cyoa or light novel, but the worst part of Isekai is writing a sensible reason for an entirely different world to be connected to ours and how someone moved from one to another. I wouldn't really consider the vampire king CYOA to be an Isekai CYOA because you're still very much in your own world, it just has things you didn't know about within it (in this case, Vampires).

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No diseases? How horrible! Let me fix that for you. No need to thank me!

>> No.52295371

>Aura of Automation
Because chores like that are... well, a chore.
>Mmm, Tasty
Woo, life-extending food that's also tasty!
>Who Needs the Gym?
Just like maintaining your house is a chore, so is maintaining your body. The apparent side benefit of no negative effects from recreational poisoning (e.g. getting drunk) is pretty neat, too.
>NEET Blessing
Kinda wish it'd go straight to my bank account instead (or even better, letting you choose where the money goes each day), but hey - can't win 'em all.
Should probably be "Chauffeur", but eh. Was considering Subspace House, but it didn't sound like it has an internet connection (plus the whole entering/exiting the house was left pretty much up in the air). Free and efficient travel would certainly come in handy for whenever I'd need to go somewhere.

>> No.52295384

>Do you prefer a well established world

>> No.52295414

Rolled 3, 22, 16, 9, 14 = 64 (5d23)


Welp, heart of the cards it is, let's see what I get!

>> No.52295438

Comfy adventure is clicking a button for a fucking robomaid to bring you a mt dew. Adventures are not comfy.

>> No.52295445

Sounds like someone's not a fan of going camping.

>> No.52295468



>Primary GrimoireReunu Pertemru


>Tier 4
Sand Storm
Curse of Hallucination
Curse of Enfeeblement
Speak with the Dead
Command Spirit
Summon Spirits
Spirit Ward
Cure Injury

>Tier 3
Scourge of Scarabs
Mother’s Khopis
Father’s Shield
Astral Projection
Astral Protection
Trap Soul
Limit Bane
Alter Appearance

>Tier 2
Curse of Death
Curse of Suffering




5x Commoner
5x Tavern Wench

3x Flawed Summoner


New City

Well, I’ve always been more interested in the “communion with the dead” aspect of necromancy than raising undead or achieving immortality. On the upside, I am very long lived (being an elf), and I’m sure the city can provide good employment for me as a magical engineer, alongside my alchemist and smith. As for those pesky Watchers and their hitman, they should give Seboket a nice workout after his long rest. It’s not like I worship the Child in her capacity for destruction anyway. Every kid makes mistakes, and what kind of parents would deny their daughter a second chance?

Anyway, I am originally from Matchtevsto, which is where I served my good master and befriended Melanya. After the former’s death, I became something of a hanger-on to the latter until we both decided that we were fed up with our homeland’s tryhard bullshit. We moved south-west to Deparmiya, where the emir of a relatively fertile mountain valley had begun construction of a new city. Needless to say, I saw the soon-to-be-written writing on the soon-to-be-built wall and hired myself out to the emir, promising to make his domain a magical stronghold. This was lucky, because the location he chose would have made it so that his town would be one of the first to feel the wrath of any future Matchtevsti invasion.

>> No.52295484

This desu senpai. Let me stay me but get cool shit.

>> No.52295489

I'd help you out, pal, but my knowledge of Isekai's is limited to kyou kara maou and that's probably not what you're looking for.

I can't stand modern Isekai's though. They're so freaking lazy. Nothing worse than a mangaka who uses Isekai plot elements as a replacement for worldbuilding. "The MC got summoned into a generic RPG. What's the world like? It's got evil orcs, good elves, and bearded dwarves. Magic works as if it's a video game. Obviously the villain is a demon lord. What? You want background information on the elves? Wtf, noob. They're elves. Go watch LoTR."

>> No.52295490

>Comfy adventure is clicking a button for a fucking robomaid to bring you a mt dew

Minus the robomaid, isn't that just real life?

>> No.52295493

We met Moskheon and Seboket while on a “research expedition” to an ancient pharaonic temple. Why were we on a research expedition to a pharaonic temple? Because Melanya likes fighting and I love... knowledge. In any case, the old worm happened to be hanging out in one of the tombs, and assumed we were up to no good, so he proceeded to make some trouble in our neighborhood. After summoning up several lesser mummies, Moskheon noticed and awakened the great guardian Seboket himself. That fight was so fun, we ended up surrendering and begging the two to join us in the living world.

Fast forward about a decade, and we’re all living in a nice big town house with our living help (they’re all Matchtevsti, and a Matchtevsti would never tolerate being called a “minion”), who mostly work as domestic servants. I am still on commission to magically enhance the city, which is now called Yar Hentha. Common people do not associate what I do with necromancy, and I usually keep the two ancients under an appearance-altering charm to make them look like elves. Seboket in particular has fun justifying his existence as an eight-foot tall elf built like a brick shithouse. He and Melanya spend much of their time training the local soldiery, but what they really relish are adventures, which I must admit are a fine break from the normal grind.

All in all, I think we have a pretty good thing going here. You’ve only got one life, usually, so live it the best you can.

Also, I could use some help on a name. Is just a random Elf-sounding word ok?

>> No.52295507
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>Make a plague that turns everyone cute

>> No.52295519

Real life he'd have to haul his fat cheeto stained ass out of his chair and walk to the kitchen, then after pausing for a breather, open the fridge and actually pull out and open that mt dew.

>> No.52295534

I feel like a Comfy adventure is just a less severe adventure.

Like, instead of travelling for months to some volcanic area to stop some ultimate evil from wiping out the world, you're travelling for like two days to a nearby forest to get some ingredients for some healing elixer that'll allow your friend to heal quickly enough to still make it to that tournament he's been looking forward to.

Like, the effort required and what's at stake determines the severity/comfy levels of an adventure.

Man now I wanna try and make a Comfy Adventure Isekai CYOA...

>> No.52295567
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>> No.52295568

>has to walk a dozen step round trip and open fridge door and manually grab a can of mountain dew with his hambeast hands

His existence must be suffering

>> No.52295587

>The World doesn't stop time

>> No.52295603

>Like, instead of travelling for months to some volcanic area to stop some ultimate evil from wiping out the world, you're travelling for like two days to a nearby forest to get some ingredients for some healing elixer that'll allow your friend to heal quickly enough to still make it to that tournament he's been looking forward to.
Can you quantify what it is that'd make it a comfy adventure rather than a chore in fantasyville? I would honestly like to know the answer.

>> No.52295625

I bet he plays Wow.

>> No.52295658

>Not making a plague that turns everyone into catgirls/catboys

>> No.52295659

I don't mind this.

>> No.52295662

>not catfutas

>> No.52295673

Man I love cliche storms though, like Konosuba's fantasy world sounds awesome to me because I'd love to be in such an rpg like world with my friends, even though I doubt I'd be anything more than a low tier scrub who barely makes it day to day.

I like Re: Zero in that the world and lore and such seems to be pretty interesting. It relies a lot at the moment on keeping things a mystery, so the exact reasons of how and why people are coming into this world and how things are the way they are isn't really explained, but it feels different enough to give me the feeling that there's a good puzzle I'll enjoy solving while going through the story, although I don't really think there's any way to really accept an Isekai story without a lot of suspension of disbelief.

I mean, before going anywhere or explaining anything, you have to have accepted that there's an entire world of magic and monsters that people in our world can somehow wander into without anyone from either world really figuring that out.

>> No.52295687

For all we know, "being a catperson" might be a prerequisite for being cute in that anon's eyes.

>> No.52295690

Whoops, I forgot to take out Trap Soul.

>> No.52295691
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Which cyoa has the best traps?

>> No.52295706

What the fuck is this picture?

>> No.52295709

"being a catperson" is deceptively vague, it could be a domesticated housecat person or "rip your head off rage mode" monstrous Lion person.

>> No.52295724

Did you know that the metamorphosis virus in GURPS is explained by the example of a virus that turns everybody, man or woman, into a catgirl? If I recall correctly it's also rather contagious.

>> No.52295728

If that's the case, that anon has shit taste.

>> No.52295731

If you can't even understand that, you must be on a previously unimaginable low level of awareness.

You are a baby. Open your eyes.

>> No.52295743

Boy/Girl is for stupid people
Boy/Boy is for average people
Trap/Boy is for smart people
Trap/Trap is for genius people

He's gay.

>> No.52295749


>> No.52295779

The one made in /d/, where you land on a planet with a human-compatible (and human-looking) race whose male population are all traps (the women are similar to what you'd find on Earth), making you automatically the manliest person on the planet. And there's a bunch of traps (in leadership positions) who want to marry you.

They're the best traps because you can make them into actual biological women.

>> No.52295790

You're dumb.>>52295709
Is right with his
>Domesticated housecat

That's how ALL catgirls are

>> No.52295811

That's still pretty gay.

>> No.52295820

You're gay, cause you have a penis.

>> No.52295822
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Reverse Traps are better.

>> No.52295841

Are you possibly INTOXICATED, old chap?

>> No.52295849
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>Faggots keep forgetting about Cuddle Cyoa.

>> No.52295860

Post or link?

>> No.52295880
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>> No.52295888

I like socialism for the ability and her outfit but the girl herself is rather bland looking, so I'll take Autocracy and conquer it all.

God I love overcoats. Me, my wife, and all our children will always be seen wearing overcoats at any time the weather permits.

>> No.52295899
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Aura is 10X better than Mare.

>> No.52295903

Reverse Trap x Tomboy is best.

>> No.52295922

Reverse Trap who IS a tomboy is best.

>> No.52295957

Eh, they almost always are though.

>> No.52295972
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No it's not, traps aren't gay. Men that are attracted to traps only like the feminine features, so it's not gay.

>> No.52295982

I guess the differences between a chore and an adventure is the frequency of it. If you're going off to destroy world ending evils on a monthly basis then it isn't really anything special, even if it is still something of an adventure.

Meanwhile, that innkeeper whose childhood friend aspires to be a knight but injured himself during a training incident a week before the tournament to find impressive warriors, is leaving to go some place they've probably never actually been to before and probably won't bother going to again. They're quite comfortable just running an inn in their hometown, but they really want to help out their friend, so they go someplace new and fight monsters that are probably only marginally stronger than what the standard guardsman in training would ever have to face, to get something they may or may not have seen in some stores before but certainly never actually thought about enough to pick it out in a crowd until today.

In other words, it is the break in the routine, the newness of the experience that separated an adventure from a chore. To the experienced traveller this boar is probably nothing they don't fight half a dozen of every day when travelling from town to town, but to the innkeeper, it'll probably be one of the most intense fights he'll ever have with a random beast outside of town.

It's really all just subjective to the person. Although I suppose most people wouldn't care for a CYOA that made them feel so small in comparison to the rest of the world. With all of the great stories in video games and the like today, some minor fantasy adventure probably just feels like a boring starter quest in a mmo.

>> No.52295984

The journey is about dangerous and difficult as a cross-country camping trip, and the adventure itself is worth the trip. You meet interesting people on the way, see some amazing sights, get to experience mysterious phenomena, or try some delicious food. Any monsters are at worst frightening visages seen from a distance, and at best curious and playful. Ultimately you come out with a richer life for the experience.

>> No.52296015

As long as she's not a Type-A Tsundere(RE:constantly switches between affectionate and violent, with little rhyme or reason. As opposed to a more 'natural' development)

>> No.52296026

I think they were more referring to "you have to be dumb to be straight" and "gay is normal brain function".

>> No.52296042

Let's be real here

We are in dire need of husbando CYOAs

>> No.52296070

But I'm not interested in having a husbando...

What about a "be the husbando" cyoa? How would that even work?

>> No.52296087

Nah, what we are in dire need of are companion generator cyoa, where they don't have to be romantic, but are applicable to both genders. That way you can create a group of people. Maybe some slight modification for personal character creation.

>> No.52296096

>What about a "be the husbando" cyoa? How would that even work?
Probably sort of like the "be the waifu" CYOAs, except you're a husbando instead.

>> No.52296118

Lets be real here, you're incessant spewing of this is tiresome.

>> No.52296129

Oh fucking god, yes.

My go to build in that "you become a kid again cyoa" is to become a hung, muscular 10y old shota and set out to turn that 15y old cute boy in the friend section into my wife.

>> No.52296151

>you're incessant spewing


>> No.52296158

It really isn't. It's a lot less stale than that "discussion" we had last thread on big breasts vs flat breasts at least.

>> No.52296173
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>lost your way
You ascend and become a meme.

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>> No.52296253

>a human-compatible (and human-looking) race whose male population are all traps (the women are similar to what you'd find on Earth),
Holy shit please fucking post it.
Like right now.

>> No.52296260

loooool grammatical error! ahahaha so funneh ecks deeeeeee

>> No.52296270
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>> No.52296317

This desu
No desu

>> No.52296340

This desu
No desu

>> No.52296370

I love this one, but god is it so unbalanced. One race gives a +11 point swing while second place is +6 and last is +0. Some sports have double or triple value others do, etc...

Definitely a milk the broken system CYOA with a touch of "am I willing to be this kind of person for god-tier stats".

>> No.52296440

because its old as fuck anon

>> No.52296450

Gender: male

Race: human

Class: Spell blade (18)

Gift of tongues (12)
Knowledgeable (8)
Bag of coins X4 (4)
Adventurer's kit (3)
Home base (0)


Danger bait (+5)
The super fan (+4)
The irritating rival princess (+5)

Fusion: High fantasy and modern fantasy (10)

Additional boons/ Companions

The war hound (8)
Willpower (4)
Might (1)
Sex appeal (0)

>> No.52296496

This. I've got one big one I was doing but then I just stopped and made three small ones.

I want to finish it and then maybe do another big one but I can't bring myself to do it.

>> No.52296499

It's best not to care about the stats with that cyoa.

>> No.52296560

You just gotta that big one in both your hands and make sure to swallow all your trepidations.

>> No.52296708

That's why I liked it. It was fun min-maxing myself into a gorgeous Asian lesbian super-genius, and squeezing the last SF out of my physical features.

>> No.52296807

Who's your favorite CYOA author and what's your favorite CYOA from them?

>> No.52296831

Tokhar Ghoul - prison highschool

>> No.52296867

No one - Nothing

>> No.52296871

>TokHaar Gol - Super Prison CYOA

>> No.52296882

Thrallherd, Conduit.

>> No.52296890

Tokar Ghoul- The electric boogaloo

>> No.52296905
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In a similar vein.

>> No.52296914

Myself, and the sexy collection.

>> No.52296933



Gentle Femdom.

>> No.52296989
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Anybody have the the full size pic of the Yayoi?

>> No.52297002
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>> No.52297056
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Did someone say yaoi?

>> No.52297084

SDA, Smug Ascension Form

>> No.52297089

And here I was thinking they meant futa.

>> No.52297130

There needs to be more Gay/Bi CYOAs in the world.

>> No.52297141

Ego is a dangerous thing. Tread carefully.

>> No.52297152

You have to make them!

>> No.52297181
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Tried to reverse search to no avail.

>> No.52297190


All glory to you, master.

Insulting the Perfect Being is a very dangerous activity.

>> No.52297228

Highlander's Traveller. At least atm

Special mention to SDA Battlemage, Bliss Monsterhunter, Rosanon Time Stop Chill Zone, and Scientist Necromancer

>> No.52297247


V - v ) / t ) ( ½ ( V + v ) t. Here v is the produce a constant accelerations a = ( V - v ) / t and a. What is the work done by the product of the change in causing a displacement x? We have, for constant force on the square of mass m, will produce a constant force, acting on a particle is equal to the product of the resultant force, acting on a particle of mass of a body. If we represent kinetic energy of the body. If we represent kinetic energy of the kinetic energy by the square of its speed at tim

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>> No.52297299
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Spadesy. Consistent quality, vast quantity.

>> No.52297345

He was asking about Traps, it seems natural to assume his picture was about traps

>> No.52297370

ME and MY CYOA by MYSELF. In all seriousness, Bliss and Royal Revival.

>> No.52297371

Thanks for trying at least.

Really annoys me google wrecked their image search.

>> No.52297372

Higher physics. It is beyond you.

>> No.52297381
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>> No.52297407

Here's the entire thing in 2 PDFs

>> No.52297411
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>>52297407 >>52297433
It's rarely posted so I'll still do the dump.

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>> No.52297749

I'm working on it! Don't yell at me!

>> No.52297757


>> No.52297760

Yaoi is a myth

>> No.52297761

/d/ Threads
Trap Queen CYOA is pretty good.

>> No.52297794

Good, brother

>> No.52297891

Homosexuality is a choice.

Don't choose to hate waifus.

>> No.52297981

>implying implicit implications

>> No.52298268



>> No.52298347 [DELETED] 

I don't know. I have several favs.

>> No.52298415

Im my favorite CYOA author, and I dont even make any CYOAs. I'm just like an all around coolios guy man.

>> No.52298473

>Awkard sapphic Angel

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>> No.52298643

I don't get it.

>> No.52298666

DSA, nightmare waifu and derelict station(of course)

>> No.52298692

Ship cyoa. Traveller. Vampire King.

>> No.52298721

Highlander/Scientist; Ordion made a few cool ones too.

Traveller and Necromancer from them. Outside of these few authors, Domain is one of my absolute favorites.

>> No.52298753

Highlander, Traveller's Tail. I've only made three characters for it, but I want to be those three characters.

>> No.52298774

I don't want to dream.

>> No.52298780
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This guy

Such a gorgeous piece of work

>> No.52298784
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>grim dark edgy asshole
My build was meant with the idea of being the least assholish person in Ej Har. I just like the school the best because I like it's companions and I'm a sucker for Blood Magic.

Student Council President Gabriel
The Ej Har Institute
1st Year:
>Blood Magic (Basic)
>Martial Combat (Basic)
2nd Year:
>Blood Magic (Advanced)
>Teamwork (Basic)
3rd Year:
>Blood Magic (Master)
>Martial Combat (Advanced)
4th Year:
>(Transfer Student) x2
5th Year:
>Maneuvers (Basic)
>Martial Combat (Master)
Eloise Avery
(Suzette Highking)
~{The Great Tournament}
>1st Year: Battle Royal
>2nd Year: Battle Royal
>3rd Year: The Great Hunt
>4th Year: The Great Hunt
>5th Year: Rattle Royal
~{The Harvest Festival}
>1st Year: Escort
>2nd Year: Escort
>3rd Year: Escort
>4th Year: Escort
>5th Year: Escort
~{The Grand Summit}
>1st Year: Security
>2nd Year: Security
>3rd Year: Security
>4th Year: Security
>5th Year: Security
~{The Gathering of Life}
>1st Year: Blind Date (Lunestier, Suzette Highking)
>2nd Year: Blind Date (Jah'Kara Tel, Eldaah)
>3rd Year: Blind Date (St. Flares, Sorte)
>4th Year: Blind Date (Odesium, Liene)
>5th Year: Body Guard
Disciplinary Squad
Student Government
Transfer Student x2

>> No.52298878

Trap Queen is pretty much my all time favorite fetish pandering CYOA.
Go find it in the /d/ thread. I tried to censor it, but I didn't do a good enough job for it to be SFW.

>> No.52299275

I want to have sex with that 2D anime critter.

>> No.52299324

Rolled 20, 15, 18, 6, 9 = 68 (5d23)

Fuck it let's roll some dice.

>> No.52299345

You have a sick perverted mind.

>> No.52299429

Faction: Arcanists
Enemies: The Lich, The Sleeping
Allies: Shadow Hunter
Artifacts: Armor of the Alien, Living Spellbook
Location: Metropolis

Hoping I can develop my powers faster than my enemies decide to deal with me or wake up, respectively.

>> No.52299439
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Any CYOAs with adorable magical corgis?

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>> No.52299508

I will marry her first.

>> No.52299567
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What do you have against corgis?

>> No.52299575

They're not made of metal.

>> No.52299606
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You're in denial. Embrace the corginess.

>> No.52299611

They're not metal enough.

>> No.52299646

dog sex cyoa is more a /d/ thing

>> No.52299746

How is the Character Fantasy Power Going? The one that is basically Worm 4 Sequel

>> No.52300050


SDA - Stardust CYOA

>> No.52300090
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Tossing this in here.

>> No.52300109
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And this.

>> No.52300131
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And don't forget this.

>> No.52300398

>Small-Scale Equipment
>Medium-scale Equipment
We Dr.Wily Now?

>> No.52300430

You need to program the robot's AI though.

>> No.52300432

Life Liaison



Detective Barghest
Dead Auteurs' Society
Mister Vampire

Maximum comfy with fun and friends

>> No.52300494

I don't see a Tinker power for AI, so I have to assume it's something I can get if I choose "robots" as my Medium-scale Equipment

>> No.52300582

Traps are gay. You can deny it all you want, but if youre a guy and you like traps, thats gay. Nothing wrong with being gay, but you are a fag.

>> No.52300596

Path: Conspirator
Path to Victory (-10)
Paramount (-20)

Companions: Watchmaker, Pandemonium

Shard: The Outsider (-22)
Advantages: Blind Spot (-25), Godslayer (-30)
Disadvantages: Identity Revealed (-29), Wanted - All (-19), S9 Recruit (-12), We Know (-10)

Item: Candle

Extras: Mirror World (0)

I win. Eventually, and somehow, I will win. With any of the seven or less powers I want, and P2V which can let me predict Eden and the Endbringers, it's inevitable. .

>> No.52300641

>Men that are attracted to traps only like the feminine features
Then why not fuck an actual woman?
Seriously, this kind of doublethink must require serious brain damage.
It's like saying you like even numbers, just not the ones that can be divided by 2.

>> No.52300666

>Nothing wrong with being gay


>> No.52300680

> Then why not fuck an actual woman?
Because then you'd have to deal with an actual woman, with all the awful baggage that comes with it. A trap gives you the best combination of feminine physical features but a male mind.

>> No.52300705

>hates gays

You must be gay

>> No.52300709
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Hi /r9k/!

>> No.52300714

Brain damage, got it.

>> No.52300726

>feminine physical features
Fuck a tomboy then you fag

>> No.52300731

Indeed. That's how I know they're trash.

>> No.52300736

We've talked about this, Satan, you can't just go around posting that kind of thing.

>> No.52300746

Satan is the ultimate tsundere homosexual.

>> No.52300751
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>he doesn't know about feminine penis

>> No.52300759

Tomboys are still women.

>> No.52300760

So you're gay.
Being attracted to feminine features doesn't magically make you not gay no matter what.
If you are male and want to fuck males of any body type, you're gay.
I guess you could be bisexual if you also want to fuck actual women, but you're still not straight even in that scenario.

This level of denial is unhealthy, anon.
It's why homosexual men have the highest suicide rate.

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>> No.52300798

Sunday has passed, and I still haven't seen the Space Janitor CYOA that was supposed to have arrived then. Did something go horribly wrong?

>> No.52300808

What if I want to fuck a female with a magically-generated penis?

>> No.52300819

> implying not wanting to deal with how awful women behave makes you a faggot
If I could brainwash a woman into being a decent human being, I'd do that. Since I can't, I have to settle for the next best thing.

>> No.52300827

What is a good wordcount for "standard" CYOAs, in terms of legibility within filesize limits etc? Right now I've just been dumping all my descriptions into a word processor, and while I'm obviously going to edit rambling and consolidate choices it would be nice to have a general target to cut down to.

I didn't see an answer in either pastebin FAQ, so sorry if this is a common question.

>> No.52300844

These threads are fucking hilarious. It's the only reason why I even come here.

>> No.52300862

Well, it's not straight.
I could try to imitate the SJWs and come up with a specific term for people who like what you like, but I think I'll give you the same term I give to all /d/enizens.

You're a fucking weirdo.
But there's nothing wrong with that.

>I have to settle for the next best thing.
Which is to be gay.

>> No.52300922

What makes you say that? All I see is typical autism you can find anywhere else.

>> No.52300926

Are you seriously telling me you haven't seen someone start discussing how gay futa is on every board? This shit happens all the time.

>> No.52300932

It's the specific brand of autism that brings me back here.

>> No.52300938

Oops, my bad. Meant to reply to >>52300844

>> No.52301109

>saw atmosphere manipulation
>immediately think of welding
That shits expensive. Sometimes 70K for 1 weld.

>> No.52301258

>how gay futa is

In what bizarro world do you live in where a man and a woman is gay?

>> No.52301288

Yes, but a woman with a dick.

>> No.52301326

Futas are disgusting abomination no matter what sex they are.

>> No.52301422
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>Partial Transformation
>Clear Sight

>Dragonscale Ring

>> No.52301432

It has a dick, it's gay

>> No.52301472

I bet you stroke dick for pleasure, poofter.

>> No.52301496

Stoking my dick is not the same as stroking someone else's dick.
Likewise, wiping my own ass is not the same as wiping someone else's ass.

>> No.52301580

I'm sorry you're so gay. I'd post a CYOA for you, but I don't save gay CYOAs.

>> No.52301595

>gay CYOAs

>> No.52301740
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Rakdos a best

>> No.52301754

Not mine but i liked it
>hoard emp.
>silver affinity
>fortress stone

Id make a big building underground for the rock then go swimming to every underground gold vault/fort knoxish areas and take it, once i run out of gold to take id look for silver, eventualy accumulating so much nothing could stop me. Then id procede to take over the world because i have grand ambitions.

>> No.52301786

Selesnya best girl. Boros also good.
Rakdos a shit.

>> No.52301798

Valerie's the only real choice.

Also it looks like the further down you went the less fucks you gave.

>> No.52301804


I like meat to much for selesnya. Boros best, Simic hit my nerdy girl buttons

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>Graza the Cunning

Kobold (+3)

Warlord (-8)
+Comes with: Heavy armor, Heavy Shield, Longsword*

Half-Dragon (-8)
+Lightning breath
Might (-3)
Stamina (-3)
Speed (-3)
Sociable (-3)
Knowledgeable (-4)
Home Base (-3)

Sasha the Bombastic Brawler (free*)

Danger Bait (+5)
Irritating Rival Princess (+5)

High Fantasy (-3)

>> No.52301869

It's a fag saying. They say it in an attempt to claim they're not fags.

>> No.52301972

This guy knows his gay lore. You can trust this fag.

>> No.52301986

New thread with minimal gayness


>> No.52302522

Judith best waifu!

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>> No.52302696

So close to being cute yet still so far away.

>> No.52302702

i've never liked this cyoa at all. the only way to win best girl is to not play this cyoa.

>> No.52302863

I choose fantasy. I choose the fictional world of Ae; Travellers CYOA by Highlander.

>> No.52302906

Boxed Wine is my waifu.

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