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>>78018260

>OFFICIAL Commander website, where you can learn the rules, see the current banlist, and read the format philosophy, laid down by the rules committee:
https://mtgcommander.net/

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.
http://mtglands.com/

>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net

>CARD SEARCH
https://scryfall.com

>How do I proxy cards?
https://www.mpcautofill.com/guide

>Thread Question
Tell us about your LGS. Do you ever play there?

>> No.78020659

>>78020635
>going to an lgs
LMAO

>> No.78020670

>LGS
this is how you know a shill made this thread.

>> No.78020674

i fucked my gf so ill stop making horny OPs

>> No.78020690

I don't but I guess I should really see what the edh night is like since my playgroups are ded. It's a big fucking city so I guess I have some options.

>> No.78020691
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>>78020674
Based

>> No.78020695

>>78020635
>TQ
My LGS is awesome; everyone who goes there is a chill dude and the owner is pretty great. They're always in compliance with WotC's WPN guidelines so everyone feels welcome and inviti-
Alright no shill has the attention span to read all that - My LGS is ok but kitchen table is where it's at.

>> No.78020696

>>78020670
>shill
>lgs
I thought wotc didnt give a fuck about lgs's?

>> No.78020700

>>78020635
>LGS in the times that are current
lmao fuck off faggot i finally have an excuse to be a NEET aint nobody dragging me back to society

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>>78020674
I use RWB, and tap to curse you with horiness and enrage some anons about Mardu colored Ghen

>> No.78020713
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>> No.78020716

>>78020703
>I will never have a gf this thicc
not fair boys.

>> No.78020720

>>78020635
They are too scared of the rona to hold any events. You have to ring a doorbell to get in and if they have to many people in at the moment you have to wait to get in. It's like going through a fucking air lock.

>> No.78020725

>>78020703
i like the part where she's attractive because her facial features are white but she's been paintbucketed brown for the diversity points

>> No.78020727

>>78020696
They don't, but their shills do. Any anon that posts here regularly knows we all play in groups and laugh at lgs play as a matter of course.
You people fuck up in ways you don't understand and always out yourselves. Seriously, fuck off and stop this.

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>precious thread is shitting on Autumn, Wizards and the RC
>immediately start a new thread
Too obvious, OP

>> No.78020738
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How do I build her? She is so open ended I am having trouble staying focused.

>> No.78020740

I used to play at a really cool LGS where we'd have 3-4 pods of EDH all Saturday every Saturday. Unfortunately, the owner sold the store to his retard daughter and retired to Florida. The daughter refuses to let anyone play Magic but the store is always packed with wh40k trannies

>> No.78020741

>>78020703
ayo where da rest of this bish head at?

>> No.78020745

I can't tell if the schizo posting is ironic anymore

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>>78020729
we were at page 5

>> No.78020758

>>78020738
Zur's Weirding and Uba Mask. Her trigger isn't a draw trigger so run staxy stuff that shuts off extra draws while you filter like a mad man.

>> No.78020764

>>78020738
https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/jumpin-jack-flashmi-rashmi-40-budget-flashers/

>> No.78020770

>>78020738
You put her in momir vig as a secret partner commander

>> No.78020775

>>78020635
its pretty cool for the most part. people are chill and the super competitive people keep to modern and legacy. there is 3 or 4 turbo autists in the EDH tables but i just dont play with them

>> No.78020776
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Remember:
>Fuck the RC
>Fuck the CAG
>Fuck WotC
>Fuck Burchett

>> No.78020777

>>78020756
So we had an hour or 2 and a good 200 posts before we even got close to page 10.
You'd know this if you were a real anon and not contractually obligated to be here.

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>>78020635
Autumn Burchett is a degen faggot larping at womanhood and the RC are a bunch of shilling cucks paid by wotc to push their asinine ideas onto us.
You faggots fucking glow here.

>> No.78020799

>>78020776
>autumn where the real girl used to be
funniest part of this updated picture.

>> No.78020807

>>78020799
Wait what?

>> No.78020808

>29 posts
>14 ips
we get it nigger everyone is a shill stop spamming

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>>78020713
It comforts me to know in an ever changing world, I can find peace in the consistency of toski posting. Thanks, anon.

>> No.78020829

>>78020807
olivia something hicks used to be where autumn was in that pic, but they removed her and put him there.

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>>78020703
>Ghen
Eat shit

>> No.78020840

>>78020635
Moved to Knoxville last summer and, while they're open, seem to not be doing any events or stuff. Surely they're doing friday nights like other LGSs, but I haven't played magic in a super long time.

>> No.78020847

>>78020808
>being upset at the post rate in a general
will tourists and shills ever learn?

>> No.78020856

>>78020808
>anons can’t post twice
Eat shit shill

>> No.78020860

>>78020808
>IPs didnt increase with your post
seems like he was right

>> No.78020871

>>78020829
oh damn that one she does cosplays and shit for the mtg community. she's got a disgusting kike nose but a pretty great body, would sodomize/10

>> No.78020884

>>78020703
>Sold this cutie when she was like 10 bucks
>Like 30 now
Goddammit I wanna build Orzhov and its between her and Cerberus dog. I hope Strixhaven gives us some cool Orzhov legends.

>> No.78020888

>>78020808
An anon wouldn't care about being called a shill. Only a shill would respond so defensively to being called a shill.

>> No.78020908

>>78020884
Take the Seleniapill

>> No.78020909
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>>78020807
>>78020799
>>78020829
i found it for you

>> No.78020933

>>78020909
>Replace their only actual woman with a man
Holy fucking BASED

>> No.78020937

>>78020635
I love my FLGS. Clear and honest pricing on singles, MSRP for current sealed product, fair selection of snacks, super helpful and friendly staff. Before the Plague the owner held BYOB after hour events for regulars.

The meta is strong, diverse, and welcoming. People give good advice, lend out decks, help new players. Commander Nights are Monday and Thursdays.

10/10 LGS

>> No.78020945

>>78020908
Im not paying 10 bucks to some crypto-kike to buy reserved list Man Chin. The Orzhov angel in CL is better in every way

>> No.78020950

>>78020933
That's called feminism I guess?

>> No.78020955

>>78020909
You can spot the jewish ones instantly.

>> No.78020961

>>78020909
i have no idea who that bitch is but it's not the olivia hicks i was thinking of. would probably still sodomize though

>> No.78020977

>>78020933
Nope. That's not Olivia. That's TCC's resident lunatic, so it's still man for man.

>> No.78020980

>>78020961
You thinking of that girl that did the Nahiri cosplay? Her nose was massive.

>> No.78020981

>>78020955
oy vey that's antisemitism

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>>78020909
jewza and his soi golem token

>> No.78020990

>>78020982
Middle guy looks like a crypto-kike as well.

>> No.78020998

>>78020961
i might have said the wrong name, i dont really know any of those people

>> No.78021001

>>78020981
noticing jews is anti-semitic?

>> No.78021003

>>78020961
>>78020980
Yeah Olivia Gobert-Hicks who is on the CAG is that chick who I've seen pics of in Teysa cosplay.

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>>78020980
no clue which nahiri cosplay you mean but i mean this one. she's got a permanently smug face but keeps pretty fit and i'd like to demolish her shitter until she can't smug face anymore

>> No.78021047

>>78020982
what the hell is this?

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>>78020703
>Ghen
fuck you

>> No.78021061

>>78020945
I never insinuated you couldnt proxy it...

>> No.78021073

>>78021037
Women who get into the nerdsphere just because they have shit personalities and their bodies alone aren't enough to get them accepted elsewhere.

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>>78021037
That face is bogged to hell and back but I guess currybitches can't help it.
You do you anon if the bod is tight I can't complain much.

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Why is he so based?

>> No.78021097

>>78021047
Constipation.

>> No.78021108

>>78021073
Doesn't even look like a woman to be honest.

>> No.78021133

>>78021093
because while boring hes the best pick for a mono G deck

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>>78021108
>>78021090
>>78021073
oh she's a paper-bagger for sure but she clearly does squats so...

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>>78021133
Don't you dare call my baby boy boring

>> No.78021180

>>78021093
>entire story arcs and settings are decided upon because they wanted to phase out regeneration
And it wasn't until this year that they finally finished phasing it out. That card is 10 years old...

>> No.78021189

>>78021167
>Weak men can't handle a female with a strong chin
L O W T
O
W

T

>> No.78021195

>>78020933
>>78020909
That's Emma Handy you based retards
https://www.google.com/amp/www.manaleak.com/mtguk/2017/04/trans-woman-competitive-magic-mtg-emma-handy/%3famp_markup=1

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>>78021180
Regenerate lives on in our hearts, anon

>> No.78021210

>>78021133
Thrun sucks as commander but is great in the 99. Stick a Blanchwood Armor on him and target him with Xenagos

>> No.78021217

>>78021189
it's not the chin i have a problem with it's the hooked-ass kike nose and general (((reptilian))) facial features

>> No.78021237

>>78021093
Would he make a decent casual voltron commander

>> No.78021238

>>78020909
QT

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>>78021189
The chin would also be a bonus for your sons but to curse them with a hooked nose is something I would never do.
Look at her face man, look at it! LOOK!

>> No.78021286

>>78021189
>strong chin
Looks more like a fucking hapsberg jaw to me.
Blood so weak it comes back around full circle to looking like it's strong.

>> No.78021288

>>78021237
He's okay but all he really has is hexproof/regenerate. You need to spend a lot of mana to make him evasive/hit harder

>> No.78021306

>>78021238
You're gay, that's another trans dude.

>> No.78021314

Hey guys, what's...

>Mishra
>Bringe me the Door to Nothingness

>> No.78021318
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Why is SHE so based?

>> No.78021319

>>78021306
He ain't gay, he's just not super straight

>> No.78021324

>>78021288
Rancor costs a single G

>> No.78021325

>>78021252
>>78021286
my favorite part is that the discord trannies that monitor us are probably reporting back the mean shit we're saying since she's on the RC discord and i've probably started a literal hurricane of simping over her by saying i'd demolish her asshole but only with a paper bag over her face tho

>> No.78021337

>>78021319
Noone is super straight, not even you.
But thinking trannies are cute is pretty gay.

>> No.78021342
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WHY IS SHE SO BASED?!?

>> No.78021352

>>78021325
I'd stick with just blowing a load all over her face, don't need jew shit on my dick.

>> No.78021355

>>78021342
because big dumb timmy smash is fun

>> No.78021374

>>78021324
Trample is okay but one of the worst forms of evasion

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>>78021306
Yeah, for sure, but this one has the decency to dress nice and not like a fucking freak, and he's got a little meat on the bones, which I personally enjoy. In summary, he could give me an Emma Handy any day.

>> No.78021384

>>78021037
How much would it cost to get a giant ass card like those in the background printed?

>> No.78021385

>>78021325
She's probably freaking out over us saying she looks like a mtf tranny.
2 days ago or yesterday someone was really upset that an anon was posting mirage block cards. He was asking how to report it and asking why no one but him had a problem with it.

>> No.78021390

>>78021352
you'd be able to jerk off onto that thing? that's sheer determination, anon, i'm proud of you.

>> No.78021400

>>78021384
You know, I want a source for printing that too, would be the perfect way to display good art on the wall.

>> No.78021409

>>78021374
In green it works.

>> No.78021415

>>78021385
>someone was really upset that an anon was posting mirage block cards
The fuck is wrong with mirage block?
>>78021390
I can jerk off to pretty much anything that doesn't pose any physical danger to my dick, if I want too.

>> No.78021430

>>78021384
A few bucks. You can take a file to fedex and ask them to print it out to the scale of a movie poster.

>> No.78021440

>>78021415
>he can't jerk off to things that pose physical danger to his dick
Can this T get any lower?

>> No.78021444

>>78021415
a bunch of the art is ugly and disgusting to look at

>> No.78021453

Are there any aura-centric decks that aren't just a pile of enchantresses?

>> No.78021456

>>78021444
>art is ugly and disgusting to look at
I'll take it over this kaldhiem vikangs and sheeit.

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>>78021415
They were implying it was all black people so it was racist. I don't think they knew what Mirage block even was about.
The guy posting it said he liked the art and has talked about wanting another african themed set forever.
The art for that block really is on another level.

>> No.78021470

>>78021409
I dont like mono-g aggro. You're too weak to dogs. Some decks fold to Blazing Archon.

>> No.78021475

>>78021456
yes anon that's what i meant. a bunch of the art from mirage has niggers in the art so i dont want to look at it.

>> No.78021484

>>78021453
Nope. Uril or Bruna maybe but you'll end up throwing an enchantress in there.
MonoB auras with all those "if you have exactly 1 creature" enchantments maybe but that would be terrible and fun.

>> No.78021487

>>78021440
You only need to have a handful of penile injuries to care as much as I do.

>> No.78021494

>>78021470
I swear I typed *fogs

>>78021475
Every old card is kino

>> No.78021495

>>78021487
>handful of penile injuries
>handful
dohohoho no but seriously stop jerking it so hard man that's weird

>> No.78021505

>>78021475
Yeah but those were niggers being niggers, not being injected into white culture.
I'm fine with experiencing differing cultures as long as they segregate enough to remain different cultures.

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>>78021470
And green isn't that deck lol.

>> No.78021513

Pitching one of many mardu permutations I want to build:
Voltron with my main beater in the CZ for obvious reasons, or with Ghen in the CZ, a reasonable amount of auras, and a selection of a 5-6 beaters that I like in the 99?

>> No.78021530

>>78021495
I have only had friction burn the once thank you very much.
The worst was when I was younger, this chick thought massage oil would do for lubricant and I did not yet know any better.
Dick pimples, shit scarred.

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>>78021475
Some of it is real kino

>> No.78021538

>>78021470
>>78021494
There's ways around that. Scour from Existence, Meteor Golem, Questing Beast, City of Solitude, Hall of Gemstones, fight effects.

The fact that Mono-G aggro is boring is the bigger problem there.

>> No.78021540

milkers edits please...someone...

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>>78021505
fair point i guess i just have nigger fatigue. anyways this thread is going off the rails so here's a new question: which commander would you most like to hang out with? pic related for me, he seems like he'd be a great drinking buddy and have some sweet-ass stories to tell

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>>78021541
I'd ask what his routine was.

>> No.78021563

>>78021541
>i just have nigger fatigue.
I get it, I'm there too, but I've started putting in an effort to not wash my old memories with that fatigue, I truly didn't see any big deal about color until I was in my late teens, then life experience learnt me.

>> No.78021572

>>78021556
fucking no way that's natty, bro. he's juicing with magic or some shit

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>>78021475
Mirage had a bunch of cards like this where the artist knew he was making art for a card game so the entire artwork is framed within the frame.

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>>78021541
>which commander would you most like to hang out with?
Uyo, I imagine telepathic conversation would make for an ease of understanding in communication I don't think I have ever had.

>> No.78021587

>>78021541
Which commander I run would I hang out with, or which commander generally would I hang out with?

Out of the ones I run, probably Queen Marchesa. I like court intrigue and I would imagine if we're hanging out we'd be friends, or as close to friends as Marchesa has, so I could relax in luxury.

Generally? Yawgmoth, Thran Physician. He can make me better.

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>>78021572
This is him off the juice. Night and day difference.
>Dosan translates to island mountain - unassailable stillness

>> No.78021616

>>78021585
>That typo in the text box

>> No.78021617

>>78021585
based autismfriend.
>>78021579
ya i get it, i really do, it's just fatigue at this point. i dont want to see them anywhere at all because they've been pushed into everything, and as the previous anon said i let it wash into my own memories and he's got a good point about that so i'll try to change my mentality. that said, i just dont want to fucking look at nogs even if the art is from an old kino set

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How strong is he really?

>> No.78021628

>>78021585
>return to lands you control to their owner's hand:
ESLanon...

>> No.78021638

>>78021616
Thanks for the catch, you can reread these things a dozen times and not see something as simple as To instead of Two.

>> No.78021659

>>78021627
strong enough to build a kinky fetish deck around with all of the whips, choke, and stranglehold ;) (he represents vore)

>> No.78021665

>>78021611
Are you the anon that translated Vhitu-Ghazi for me?
If so thank you :)

>> No.78021711

>Kev Walker used to be Kevin Walker
>Parente used to be Paolo Parente
>Phil Foglio used to be Kaja Foglio
Any other artists that have changed their official handle?

>> No.78021715

>>78021627
hes a slightly better prosh and prosh is for faggots

>> No.78021737

>>78021617
But were you the guy asking why he wasn't getting banned for posting magic cards in the /edh/ thread?

>> No.78021742

>>78021627
Sac some stuff, kill everyone with some combination of commander damage, extra combat steps, fing and chandra's ignition. What do you think? It's least gay in a Windgrace mld shell.

>> No.78021746

>>78021711
>Phil Foglio used to be Kaja Foglio
are you fucking high, anon? he used to be his wife? fuck's sakes i fell for obvious bait didn't i?

>> No.78021765

>>78021711
You forgot Nielsen used to be a man too.

>> No.78021771

>>78021711
Can't tell if bait or retarded

>> No.78021775

>>78021737
what? no, i dont give a fuck, just because i dont appreciate the art doesn't mean i think no one would. i tried some casual >huh anon why are they all black what are you implying with these implications here? shitposting but nothing came of it so i just went back to posting about big milkers or something

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>>78021746

>> No.78021785

>>78021779
>jahyposting

>> No.78021793

>>78021541
I'd hang out with Phage. She'd probably goad me into into slapping her bare ass which I would gladly do...once.

>> No.78021819

>>78021541
Punished nissa seems cool

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>>78021779
>inferior smug girl
at least you didn't post this or the GOAT uzaki-chan with her big mommy milkers

>> No.78021839

>>78021775
I was just asking anon, no need to be this upset.
I hope your day gets better man, you need it.

>> No.78021844

>>78021821
all of them are shit desu

>> No.78021853

>>78021839
i got made fun of pretty hard earlier by pretty much everyone cause i cut gamble :(

>> No.78021869

>go to LGS
No combos
No tuned decks
No stax
Everyone has a commander from the most recent set that is obviously copied off of edhrec

>go online
Die before turn 3 because someone popped off a totally original lab man win
Get bitched at for for running removal

>Go on social media
Deck must be some dumbass jank that on a magic Christmas morning will win turn 2 with a perfect hand using some obscure commander
Either that or it needs to be some made for commander card like golos or yarok

>go on /edhg/
No partners
No eminence
No recently printed legends unless they're a super special corner case
No planeswalkers
Tribal frowned upon

>> No.78021876
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>>78021785
>>78021821
I don't know what any of those words mean. Yeah the Foglio part was a funny haha but I'm serious are there any other artists that have changed their name on their card attributions? It would be an interesting thing to start collecting for.

>>78021853
Ouch. I was even a part of that bullying. Sorry anon. We only bully you because we love you.

>> No.78021898
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>>78021541
I bet Hanna would be neat to hang around

>>78021869
>running labman post-fish
what a scrub

>> No.78021902

>>78021869
>tribal frowned upon
uwotm8? Tribal is heralded as the only thing holding back the cedh menace.

>> No.78021909

>>78021876
i know :( i put the gamble back in after the bullying though because anons were probably right i just wish i was better at knowing when to use it

>> No.78021922

>>78021869
>cedh loser doesn't get that everyone hates him for different reasons.
Take the fucking hint loser.

>> No.78021926

>>78021869
nobody shit talks tribal here

>> No.78021965
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>2010s era card
>perfect border + amazing art
>know it will look good in foil and also wont curl like a motherfucker
>foil is 10x the amount of the regular version

>> No.78021966

>>78021926
People do, but they're wrong bad fun cunts.

Everyone should have at least one tribal deck.

>> No.78021971

>>78021869
>don't reference or imply the command zone exists
This is our single rule. Tribal is loved here.

>> No.78021992

>dragonshield sleeve bvoxes are supposed to double as deck boxes
>too small for 100c decks but they sell 100 sleeves each
cmon you fuckheads just make the box a bit bigger

>> No.78021994

>>78021909
actually come to think of it, other than knowing when to gamble, the other thing i'm terrible at in magic is knowing when to mulligan. i've been playing for over a decade so i think the only explanation is that i'm just super fucking smoothbrained

>> No.78022006

>>78021869
Jesus. When you spell it out, we are unequivocally based. I'm proud of you guys

>> No.78022007
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How good is this nigga?

>> No.78022009

>>78021994
Are you too mulligan prone or adverse?

>> No.78022026

>>78021994
You mulligan when you don't have at least three mana sources with at least three spells you can use with those mana sources.

>> No.78022041

>>78022009
i'm mulligan averse

>> No.78022054

>>78021965
>perfect border
>not the old frame
Nah senpai.

>>78021971
Tribal is loved in the same way parents love the macaroni necklace their child made for them. We tolerate you tribalfags but ignore your craw opinions

>> No.78022073

>>78022007
Oops all Creatures is kinda fun, but gets boring after a while.

Serves better in the 99 as a part of Gruul Control.

>> No.78022082

So someone in my pod says he's building Korvold to play against us in our casual kitchen table games. Anything I can do to punish Korvold?

>> No.78022103

>>78022082
lots of grave hate my korvold player was always saccing in response to anything at instant then getting them back out immediately after

>> No.78022131
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>> No.78022163
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>>78022103
Should I run Grafdigger maybe?

>> No.78022176

>>78022082
What colors are you playing?

>> No.78022181

>>78022163
always bring my little grafnigga along against graveyard fools

>> No.78022190

>>78022007
The more blue your meta has, the better he is. Absolutely one of the most based commanders there is.

>> No.78022193
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>>78022131
another odd one for you

>> No.78022194

>>78022176
Dimir and mardu

>> No.78022200
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>>78022082
Picrel should help

>> No.78022218

>>78022200
also it looks amazing

>> No.78022237

>>78022082
Narset, notion thief, hull breacher.

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>>78022193
Thats great.

>> No.78022291

Saprolings: Ghave or Slimefoot?

>> No.78022294

>>78022253
>>78022193
>>78022131
bro are you finding me cards for my kinkdaddy korvold deck because thank you

>> No.78022320

>>78020635
Mystic Reflection is busted because it doesn't require you target a creature you control, anyone's dork anything can be used to just ruin every bomb creature in the format, especially commanders.

>> No.78022337

>>78022194
Bojuka Bog and Nihil Spellbomb fit in both of those, WAR Ashiok works, Erebos' Intervention for precision, Kaya's Guile and Orzhov Usurper fit well in Mardu.
I'd err against being too hateful or you're going to have a very miserable person at the table so maybe don't go nuclear with good old Rest in Peace

>> No.78022354

>be me, running Feldon of the Third Path
>be not me, dude proposing 4 Reanimators game
>they accept Feldon into their midst
>it was a ruse all along
>TURN 1 CAGE
>"but anon you're reanimator too"
>NO, FOOL
>we make ROBOTS here

>> No.78022357

>>78022337
Would Hullbreacher and OpAgent be good?

>> No.78022370

>>78022354
based

>> No.78022374

Your favorite color is totally gem!

>> No.78022425
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78022425

Seriously why don't you run it?

>> No.78022433

>>78022054
Depends, it's the perfect border if it's a multicolored card.

>> No.78022439

>>78022425
That's a CEDH card. It's too powerful for casual tables

>> No.78022445

>>78022425
I don't want to be the one that starts the proxy arms race in my group.

>> No.78022450
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>>78022433
The old frame is still superior.

>> No.78022459

>>78022425
but i like my sol ring

>> No.78022484

>>78022425
I run it in mono-G as I dont run any artifacts in that deck with activated abilities

>> No.78022490

>>78022450
>hybrid frame on a gold card
Looks like shit, fag.

>> No.78022503

>>78022425
I don't want to switch off Nev's Disk in mono-red and I can run Shenanigans instead for problem artifacts.

>> No.78022508
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>>78022490
We've been over this before. the "gold" looks like something a dog spat up.

>> No.78022523

>>78022450
You need to take from the designs used for Time Spiral Remastered, this looks gross.

>> No.78022530

>>78022508
jesus fuck what is that ungodly looking abomination?

>> No.78022540

>>78022530
Now that is the reaction one should have upon seeing sliver overlord.

>> No.78022562
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>>78022523
It's glorious!

>> No.78022564

>>78022503
shenanigans over vandalblast, shattering spree, or meltdown? interesting choice. i like the repeatability but not being able to blow out an artifact-heavy opponent seems limiting

>> No.78022567

>>78020635
>Tell us about your LGS
It closed down 4 weeks before covid because the guy and his wife running it said it was too taxing on their family life. They both worked full time, ran the store in the off hours and had 3 kids. It was an understandable move.
They made a killing I'm sure and closed before the shit show, the patrons of that store weren't the best and the owner was always playing games so it was hard to buy stuff. All in all I'm sad it's not there.

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>>78022562

>> No.78022600
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>>78022581

>> No.78022605

>>78022564
>tfw you resolve an overloaded Vandalblast the turn after the blue player resolves a lettuce
Don't blame me, I'm just profiting off of his faggotry

>> No.78022614

>>78022562
>Legend
wait a second...

>> No.78022619

>>78022600
i hate what you did to the borders so much but you made the nephilim legendary so i can't even be mad

>> No.78022644
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>>78022581
got all the nephilim already done sitting in a folder, and few other cards.

>> No.78022661
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>>78022614
>>78022619
While I'm proxying them I may as well do it right.

>> No.78022669

>>78022644
holy fuck it's a better zada, hedron grinder and I HATE IT SO MUCH fuck it's like a magic card had sex with a rainbow why anon why must you test my autism so?

>> No.78022672

>>78022354
This is why redchads are chads.

>> No.78022673

>>78020725
That's a dark elf you fucking retard

>> No.78022676
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>>78022581
and here's the last nephilim.

>> No.78022686

>>78022564
No, Shenanigans and Vandalblast. Those two slots for artifact destruction. Plus Electrodominance to quicken Shenanigans.

>> No.78022708

>>78022676
>>78022661
>>78022644
>>78022600
Nephilim should all be allowed to be Commanders, legendary or not.

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>>78020713
Look at that faggot little rat. He's a fucking cripple. Lol. Look at his little retard hook hand. I bet all the girl squirrels laugh at him and call him a freak. Fucking little loser rat. Can't get no squirrel pussy. Lmao. Gay little ears and fucking braids all over it's stupid little face. Looks like a fucking prison nigger.
"Oh look at me I'm indestructible." Tell that to your freaky little stump you gross faggot rat. I'm W too so I'll just exile you, bitch. Fuck off.

>> No.78022714

>>78022673
She is still only attractive because of the white features.
Samut doesn't have people lusting over her for a reason.

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>>78022669
I dislike rainbows, but magic was 5 color before rainbows were only gay, and I wanted more distinction than just gold cards and not gold cards, thin little colored strips in the frame don't do it for me.

>> No.78022722

>>78021167
There's no way that isn't a tranny.

>> No.78022744

>>78022708
They are. I've never met a group that has turned them away for not being legendary.

>>78022710
I read this in Andrew Dice Clay's voice. Even topped it off with a nice oh! on the end.

>> No.78022762

>>78022718
oh no the whole thing is super fucking based and it's cool that you customized your cards in a way that you like the look of, i'd just never run cards that had that border because of my own autism i'd probably compliment you on that shit if i saw you pull that out across the table (but not here, faggot. compliments are if you're trying to get your dick sucked online)

>> No.78022771

>>78022708
Nephilim and Genju of the Realms are always legal.

>> No.78022783

This is why the only based commanders are mono-color (except blue)

>> No.78022789

>>78021167
Are you retards still going to claim this is on topic, or have you just embraced being tourist cancer?

>> No.78022808

>>78022744
that nigga was selling out superdomes reciting nursery rhymes.

>> No.78022829

>>78022789
you mean, do i think that a member of the CAG who does various mtg-related activities like cosplaying as various characters is on topic? about as on topic as shivam the currynigger, i suppose, and we make fun of that smoothbrained piece of shit on a regular basis

>> No.78022831

>>78022783
Who do you run?

>> No.78022836

>>78022762
>it's cool that you customized your cards
As long as people don't stray too far from a real magic card frame I'd feel the same.
I have a nice chess set I picked up secondhand thats got some nice semiprecious veined stone and it's not uncommon for people to have ritzy blinged out chess sets wih expensive gems and metals and shit,
Magic cards should be similar, after all the library is supposed to represent /your/ mental catalogue of spells.

>> No.78022938

>>78022831
Spirit of the Night
Maraxus
Nemata
General Jarkeld

>> No.78022946

>>78021869
>/edhg/ is the best choice
not bad

>> No.78022975
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What's a good commander that says "yeah I watched jin-roh and got the wrong message from it."

>> No.78022987

>>78020635
>TQ

Its a great store. The average age is probably early 30s and everybody both bathes and has their shit together. Theres no drama, no bullshit, and people communicate like adults about power levels before games and are cool if you don't want to be playing jank, CEDH, 75%, or whatever it is you're trying to avoid. The culture is nice, too. We were able to pass a hat and buy a decent full sized fridge for the store so we could keep our beer cold. Nobody bats an eye if you bring your dog as long as its well mannered. Nobody give a shit if you're carrying a gun. Nobody gives a shit if you're smoking weed between games. Nobody cares what you look like or how you identify as long as you're there to play a fucking game. Everyone is welcoming to newcomers but mercilessly intolerant of the kinds of people that make a lot of stores tough to put up with. Tiddy sleeves? You're leaving. Running your mouth like its a white pride protest? You're leaving. Having a tantrum? You're leaving. Flipping out like a retard because you think your poor reading-comprehension take on how Banding works is right even though you've got three levels worth of judges telling you otherwise? You're leaving. Ruining the vibe for other people? You're fucking leaving.

Its like a perfect escape from the outside world's horseshit.

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>>78022975

>> No.78022995

>>78022808
Georgie porridgey pudding and pie, jerked off into his girlfriend's eye.
When her eye and good and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut.

It was a better time.

>> No.78022996
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So I was thinking, what would it take to build an interactive projected deck?
like in the picture, but have a holographic display of your cards, a deck you can draw from, and perhaps a connected tablet for your hand.
Who would need to even print proxies?

>> No.78023034

>>78022996
>21st century non-people need to rediscover mental magic
tragic.

>> No.78023044

>>78020738
she ain't any good
waste of a mythic

>> No.78023057

>>78022996
I'm all for that because it is one step closer to the Yu-Gi-Oh anime style battle things from the first season.

>> No.78023059

>>78022987
>Ruining the vibe for other people? You're fucking leaving.
Ironic.

>> No.78023065

>>78022829
You weren't even talking about their MtG related activities at this point, moron.

>> No.78023068

>>78023034
Ease of access to information has naturally reduced our reliance on storing bulk information in our own heads.

>> No.78023081

>>78022996
Why would you use holographic? Just lay a tv down flat.

>> No.78023090

>>78023059
What do you mean?

>> No.78023098

>>78023065
i posted a picture of her in the middle of making a costume for a mtg-related event, it's not my fault she decided to post a picture focusing on her ass. take your meds, schizo

>> No.78023103

>>78023057
Absolutely, next step would be eventually someday going to that projected monsters and fireballs level.
But I would seriously build something like this, I'm thinking for hardware a white playmat and a projector plus a tablet and cockatrice.
No need for automated rules, just need to be able to place cards and keep your hand hidden.

>> No.78023121

>>78023081
because a miniprojector and blank playmat you can rollup is a lot more portable, just need a small power supply in the backup for gaming over 2 hours given the batteries of mini projectors I have previously seen.

>> No.78023124

>>78021167
Uhhh hnnggg?

>> No.78023127

>>78023090
Your store turned into a rant about all the things you shitpost about on /edhg/.
He was implying you should leave for ruining the vibe here as you kill the vibe.

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>>78022718
hey anon can u make a gold full border of chromium? kind of like pic related

>> No.78023146

>>78023068
>naturally
nothing is natural about it.

>> No.78023151

>>78023059
Eh, we built a thing. If you want to enjoy that thing you're welcome. If you want a different thing, well, theres no shortage of commercial real estate out there.

>> No.78023154

>>78023127
The vibe of /tg/ is games. /pol/ tourists and other offtopic shitposters kill that.

>> No.78023162

Hey everyone, I have a question that I can't seem to phrase correctly into google and I was wondering if I could get some help here.

The card Halvar, God of battle says "Creatures you control that are enchanted or equipped have double strike"

Would my entire army get double strike if I had Halvar on the battle field along with Glorious Anthem or Rally the Ranks?

>> No.78023172

>>78023154
no one but you brought up another board. YOU are the one ruining the vibe.
Go find some other website if you dislike the anons here.

>> No.78023177

>>78023162
no, enchanted only refers to creatures that have auras on them

>> No.78023182

>>78023146
Everything that exists does so within the confines of the laws of nature.
It is natural to take the path of least resistance, the thing which is responsible for us relying on our devices is the very same thing responsible for us inventing tools in the first place.

>> No.78023187

>>78023154
So you don't even deny that your post was a thinly veiled rant about how much of a bigot you are?

>> No.78023199

>>78023177
Thanks for the quick answer! I'll take your word for it.
You're awesome.

>> No.78023206

>>78023172
I'm not a tourist, you are. I know what the vibe of /tg/ is, you don't. Addiction to identity politics is a brain cancer, and those of you infected already have your containment board.

>>78023187
I'm absolutely bigoted against offtopic. tourist shitposters, yes.

>> No.78023211

>>78023187
it's not fascism when WE do it, silly

>> No.78023215

>>78023127
I mean, I wasn't >>78023090 but I'll go ahead and point out that my local wasn't always awesome. A group of us showed up about five years ago and changed the culture. Turns out that when you've got the combination of enough cash in your pocket, social skills, and a couple of guys who look like they can physically enforce their will in space you get to make the rules.

I like it here, I think I'll stick around.

>> No.78023222

>>78023182
pure sophistry.

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>>78023206
So you're just shitposting?

>> No.78023249

My goal is to make "offtopic" posting so common that it makes this fag >>78023206 fuck off and maybe also join the 41%. Then we can have threads without bitchmade retards whining whenever people try to discuss how pozzed this game is.

>> No.78023250

>>78023098
You weren't talking about the fucking costume, dipshit.

>> No.78023273

>>78023249
>I was only p-p-p-p-pretending to be retarded to m-m-m-make you mad

>> No.78023291

>>78023222
Not at all, you get a better view of the world when you force yourself to see things as they are.
You would probably consider an anthill or a termite mound to be natural? But there is ultimately those things are exactly as removed from the commonplace perception of "natural" as a house built of timber and drywall is.
We are still animals digging in the dirt, however fancily we got about it.

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>>78023273
So you're just shitposting?

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>>78023250
well her hooked nose and asshole are also part of the mtg community. probably somewhere in the shared zone since she's a public figure

>> No.78023298

>>78023249
I don't care where you bitch so long as its not my place. I don't have to care about your opinion when its guys like me that keep stores afloat.

>> No.78023301
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Memes aside, what do we actually think of Terese Nielsen's art? Where do you rank her as far as MTG artist go

>> No.78023304

>>78023249
You've been caught several times talking identity politics that had nothing to do with MtG. Why are you such a coward, still trying to claim it's on topic? Just man the fuck up and admit you're a shitposting tourist. Why are you trying to save face, cuck?

>> No.78023322

>>78023301
Easily in the hall of fame.

>> No.78023324

>>78023301
She's my favorite artist by far, her art is what got me so interested in this game, and even today many of her pieces remain my favorites, it's just all so beautiful.

>> No.78023325

>>78023296
So we can discuss what MaRo had for breakfast because he's involved in MtG? Thanks for proving my point about your IQs.

>> No.78023343

>>78023301
She's the best, she has a style all her own and everything is beautiful, which she has stated before is her primary motivation in making art.
And her style is so iconic that I can tell an art I've never seen before is hers before a tenth of the image has loaded.

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>>78023304
You not liking it doesn't make it offtopic.

>> No.78023357

>>78023301
it's recognizable as fuck, but so is phil foglio. the difference is that her art is aesthetically pleasing while his is...cartoony and kinda fucked up looking.
i also really dig her almost obsessive use of geometry in her art cause i'm kind of autistic like that

>> No.78023359

>>78023304
Please keep all posts on topic. If you are new and don't know the rules there is a rules FAQ you can use. Anons can also teach you about the culture here if you need any reminders on how we handle discourse.
You seem to be making the same mistake most new users (anons) make. You have started posting without lurking to learn the culture and social norms.
Please refrain from posting until you learn the site better.

>> No.78023360

>>78023301
Its...fine? I suppose its perfectly sufficient fantasy art, but thats not the kind of art that tends to draw me in.

>> No.78023363

>>78023325
Probably tofu omellette and kale.

>> No.78023364

>>78023347
No, but it having nothing to do with MtG does.

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>>78023325
Yes.

>> No.78023372

>>78023325
why would we discuss dicks you raging homo? fuck off back to /lgbt/

>> No.78023385

>>78023249

>how pozzed this game is

/pol/ is worse

>> No.78023389

>>78023359
>Please keep all posts on topic
>Please do what I refuse to do

>> No.78023392

>>78023322
Not anymore

>> No.78023394

>>78023301
I like that Terese makes everything look so pretty

>> No.78023398

Is there any block anons would like me to post cards from next thread? If I don't get any suggestions I'm going to be doing Mirage block again.

>> No.78023401
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>>78023364
Good thing it's directly related to magic.

>> No.78023402

>>78023357
Ah, see, I'd take either of the Foglios over her anyday, but I've been playing for 25 years and in fantasy for longer than that so it might just be that I'm bored.

>> No.78023413

>>78022714
Are you suggesting we keep BLEACHing black women until they're dark skinned whites?

>> No.78023418

>>78023398
Mirage was dope, keep posting from that block.

>> No.78023432

>>78023401
Talking about black and white features is related to MtG?

>> No.78023440

>>78023301
is that art on a card or is it her post wotc days art for a playmat?

>> No.78023441

>>78023413
Not even slightly. But all depictions of them in artwork should just be tanned whites. That is the only way they are accepted.

>> No.78023445

>>78022994
Aren't the dudes in the anime Japanese though?

>> No.78023446

>>78023432
Yes, because it's in relation to a black vampire character from the game. Please reread the thread next time before you whine about it.

>> No.78023453

>>78023445
honorary aryans.

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>>78023401
ROFL

>> No.78023460

>>78023432
Color pie discussions are always on topic.

>> No.78023464

>>78023304
>been caught by the Sargon police
What are you going to do? Flex your individualism on me?
LMAO

>> No.78023468

>>78023446
The discussion is not about that vampire specifically, but the attractiveness of whites and blacks in general. Again, why are you too cowardly to just admit you're an offtopic shitposter? Why not man up and just say "I am, so what?" Why would you try to save face to me like a beta?

>> No.78023480

>>78023413
It's not bleaching black women, that'd be white monkeys.
It's blackfacing white women.

>> No.78023488

>>78023398
Mirage or Portal. Kamigawa is posted often already.

>> No.78023492

>>78023480
yeah that art was basically iskra lawrence in blackface with pointy ears

>> No.78023493

>>78023468
Because not only am I not one of the people talking about the skin color, but the people talking about the skin color are entirely on topic.

>> No.78023503

>>78023480
blackface is fine. It always gets a smile out of people seeing someone shuck and jive.

>> No.78023506

>>78023464
Sounds like you're granting I'm right. Braver than your cuck friend trying to save face and impress me.

>> No.78023507

>>78023488
can we get llorwyn or is the art for that set shitty? i know super little about that set even though some of my favorite shaman cards are from there

>> No.78023510

>spend the last 48 hours coomer posting
Oh now we care about off topic shit, you newfags aren't going to stick around anyway so you may as well leave now.

>> No.78023512

>>78023492
It's actually hilarious how much black art is actually just blackfacing caucasian body and facial structures.

>> No.78023524

>make dinosaur set
>everyone just talks about the cool conquistadors

>> No.78023527

>>78023493
>but the people talking about the skin color are entirely on topic.
Why lie like this? It's clearly diverged to attractiveness in general, or racial portayals in art in general.

>> No.78023539

>>78023506
I'm not trying to impress you, I'm trying to get you to leave. Fuck off, stop complaining in every fucking thread.

>> No.78023545

>>78023506
>Sounds like you're granting I'm right
What makes you say that?
The idea that identity politics is not related to WOTC products is a laughable assertion.

>> No.78023552

>>78023507
Lorwyn art is great but alot of its pieces are sort of 2 parters due to the Lorwyn/Shadowmoor set up so each card might have 2 cards associated with it and it would be extra work formatting things.
If we do Lorwyn I don't want to be the only one posting stuff.

>> No.78023556

>>78023539
>I'm not trying to impress you
Then why lie and try to save face like a cuck?

>> No.78023562

>>78023301
Is MTGproxyking any good? I want to proxy a set of Guru swamps and islands for my Dimir deck.
https://www.mtgproxyking.com/product/swamp-guru/

>> No.78023565

>>78023524
Ixalan's NotSpanish vampire conquistador knights and clerics had a great aesthetic

>> No.78023567

>>78023398
oh hey i should follow the thread all the way back. llorwyn/shadowmoor would be nice since i know fuck all about it and some of my favorite shamans come from there

>> No.78023569

>>78023545
You don't understand, I don't like it so it means it's offtopic now please praise the new products.

>> No.78023572

>>78023527
Good thing art is a massive part of the game with half of every card being dedicated to it.

>> No.78023587

>>78023556
It's not a lie, and it's not saving face. This discussion is not only on topic, but welcome and encouraged. As it should be. I'm simply informing you of the truth.

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>>78021579
I absolutely fucking hate this genre of flavor texts they do.
>"Glomping the Fondlehoof"
>Jamuraan expression meaning "creatively bankrupt"

>> No.78023607

>>78023587
You got caught admitting you break subrule 1. You got caught admitting racism is reportable outside /b/. Your pathetic excuse there was that it isn't forced. You lost.

>> No.78023613

>>78023552
oh fair enough i just googled it and started reading about that dual plane nature thingie

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>>78023524
Honestly I thought I was going to love dinosaurs more but I gotta be honest I switched sides.
Cool is cool man.
I even ended up liking the merfolk from that set more than my precious dinos.
All in all ixalan was a huge and unexpected success in my book.

>> No.78023635

>>78023607
I didn't do any of those things, you pretended I did. Because this discussion doesn't break any rules.

>> No.78023638

>>78023599
I like it.
"Why not ask the wind?" is one I've used myself a few times over the years since seeing it on a card as a kid.
--A Tolarian expression meaning "Who knows?"

>> No.78023646

>>78023599
I like it, it gives a personality to a made up place or people.
>he was a good boy on his track to get his GED
See, it adds flavor to a fantasy people effortlessly.

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>>78023607
>You lost.
Heh

>> No.78023667

>>78023635
>I didn't do any of those things
Okay, so then it was the other cuck that feels the need to lie about being a shitposting tourist. Either way, subrule 1, global 3a and no racism outside of /b/ get broken by /pol/ tourists here all the time, and what's even more pathetic is some of you are too cowardly to admit it.

>> No.78023668

>>78023616
I loved the elegance married with the brutality. They sold the manifest destiny of their people completely.

>> No.78023681

>>78023659
That face looks like Al from home improvement after a fat joke about his mom.

>> No.78023690

>>78023034
I fucking love Mental Magic and used to play with a fellow autist who could recite cards like the alphabet. Now you got me missing muh boy.

>> No.78023694

>>78023667
Why are you such a loser?

>> No.78023695

>>78023667
Those rules don't get broke, all of this is on topic. You're just a retarded discord tourist trying to get the meanie racists to stop saying they don't like niggers on cards.

>> No.78023696

>>78023694
Sulking is a bad look.

>> No.78023708

>>78023667
I'M GOING TO SAY IT!

>> No.78023715

>>78023695
>Those rules don't get broke
>mention the racism outside /b/ rule in the same post
You are so retarded it's unbelievable.

>> No.78023716

>>78023696
Indeed it is, fag. Now go sulk back to your little raiding server and tell them how you failed to get the meanie 4chans to stop saying that niggers are ugly and they don't like them on cards.

>> No.78023721

>>78023690
>anon will mentally recreate his friend so he can play mental magic with him one more time
>imagined friend beats him and antes his soul

>>78023696
I know, that is why I'm asking why you are doing this. Its pathetic looking. Were you denied bottom surgery or something?

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How should I go about proxying the guru lands? Mpcautofill?

>> No.78023733

>>78023667
>implying you have to be a /pol/ tourist to have nigger fatigue
just go and stay go you wont change the culture of 4chan no matter how much of a woke oldfag you pretend to be

>> No.78023736

>>78023730
>>78023730

New, move whenever

>> No.78023737

>>78023696
Honestly it's not as bad as an appeal to authority like this anon did
>>78023607

>> No.78023740

>>78023715
It's not racist to have racial preferences. Nobody likes an ugly monkey on their cardboard and these anons have every right to complain about it.

>> No.78023743

>>78023667
Impersonating a mod is a bannable offense.

>>78023728
300 time zoom for the correct dpi.

>> No.78023746

>>78023721
Sadly the human brain lacks the processing power to properly emulate a human opponent for yourself.

>> No.78023749

>>78023740
It still breaks the rule of racism being reportable outside /b/, imbecile.

>> No.78023765

>>78023749
>implying that rule gets enforced

>> No.78023773

>>78023765
>admitting the rule exists
White flag accepted, retard.

>> No.78023783

>>78023749
No it doesn't. It's not racist to say you don't like how black people look on cards.

>> No.78023785

>>78023749
Nigger please, If you'd been here more than a day you'd already be desensitized to racism from all the jew-bashing that goes on here.

>> No.78023788

>>78023721
Jokes on you, if Caleb was an autism wizard, then I'm a goddamned autism oracle.

>> No.78023794

>>78023749
>>78023773
you dumb fucking newfag, "nigger", "faggot", and "anon" are interchangable ways to address eachother here, and have been since moot founded this irish riverdancing forum

>> No.78023812

>>78023783
You have room temperature IQ.

>> No.78023827

>>78023812
I accept your concession, nigger.

>> No.78023828

>>78023794
Niggeranon was addressing niggers in general, not us. Nice lies though, coward.

>> No.78023837

>>78023812
We aren't negroes anon, the average IQ around here is probably over 100.
Well, when you're not around.

>> No.78023854

>>78023837
Conservatives have lower IQ on average than liberals.

>> No.78023858

>>78023812
you sound like the type of tranny to bitch at lesbians who dont want to suck their feminine penises. go stick your opinions up your syphilitic ass you deranged sicko

>> No.78023893

>>78023858
You sound triggered. But every time you talk about trannies it's do with MtG, right retard?

>> No.78023922

>>78023854
Whites have an average at or above 100 depending on geography.
Niggers have, what was it, 85? which is barely over the defined bar for Mental Retardation.
Given that it is an average... that means a scarily large number of blacks are actually retarded their minds are so undeveloped next to other races.
They were still living primitive tribal lives in africa when civilised europeans came around because that is the level of society they have so far evolved too.

>> No.78023952

>>78023922
Conservatives have an average lower than 100, don't speak for us intelligent whites. You also seem triggered, I'm sure you're only mentioning blacks when it's directly to do with MtG right? Why do you morons enjoy shooting yourselves in the foot?

>> No.78023990

>>78023952
>You also seem triggered
Says the guy responding to the bait laid out by every single other anon in this thread.
Your IQ is being displayed and it is laughable.

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>>78023893
who was the face of the most recent set, again?

>> No.78024005

>>78023990
>bait
Are you referring to global rule 3a?

>> No.78024021

>>78023999
You weren't discussing that character, moron.

>> No.78024081

>>78024021
why you so triggered, nigga? HRT making you moody again?

>> No.78024091

>>78024005
3a 3b and 3f seem to be entirely ignored here, and if you weren't a tranny shill invading on company dime you'd know that.

>> No.78024129

>>78024091
Not that it matters since none of the posts are breaking the rules anyway, since they're all on topic, and not even racist.

>> No.78024139

>>78024081
White flag accepted.

>>78024091
If you had an IQ over 70 you would know that claiming the rules aren't enforced is admitting you're breaking them. Thanks for contradicting your cowardly friend.

>>78024129
LOL, why don't you retards get your stories straight?

>> No.78024265

>>78024139
oh i get it you're just an anon seeing if you can bait people into getting this autosaging thread up to like, 500 posts or some shit to use as an example against the people you think are making threads too early. well memed, sir, we might still make it there yet. post milker edits of cards instead if you want to get a bunch of posts in here, though

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