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Let's have a nice rage thread. FB posts, rant on games you're currently playing, whatever. Something for us to laugh (and rage) about or get help on.

Currently:

>Ninja Gaiden
>3-2
>Birds, fucking birds everywhere

I'm trying to push through but this is just...unforgiving. Makes me want to drink more, but that would diminish my reflexes.

>> No.1274374

>>1274279
protip on 3-2,MOVE and dont stop moving

>> No.1274402

>>1274374
I think I have 3-2 memorized now.

Now I have no idea what strategy to use for 3-3.

>raging on 3-2
>roommates come home
>"Why do you play these games? They don't even seem fun."
>don't reply, too busy playing game and raging hard

For the challenge. There's nothing more satisfying than finishing a hard game.

>> No.1274412

>>1274402
By 3-3 I clearly mean the fucking boss.

>> No.1274448

I can't fucking play King of Dragon Pass windowed at all or anything. Every time I boot it up it completely takes over my computer and dicks around with the resolution. I haven't touched it because of this.

I know its because its such an old game, but fuck, it seemed like the perfect kind of game to keep minimized so I can casually tab over to it and play a little when I bet bored.

>> No.1274625 [DELETED] 

>>1274279

Questions:

Does he ever play:
>Saturn
>PS1
>PCE

That aren't dating sims.

>> No.1274631

>>1274279
>>Ninja Gaiden
>>3-2
>>Birds, fucking birds everywhere
>I'm trying to push through but this is just...unforgiving. Makes me want to drink more, but that would diminish my reflexes.

You'll get used to them.

I don't have major problems with Ninja Gaiden until 6-1, and then it's mostly 6-2

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1274663

If you think birds on 3-2 is bad you are going to love this jump on 6-2 and the fact you will be doing it a dozens of times as failing to beat all 3 consecutive bosses in a row at the end of game WILL send you back to 6-1 which is the most RAGE inducing thing on Ninja Gaiden. At least the bosses you do manage to kill stay dead but this fucking jump is always there.

>> No.1274668

The GF and I just watched the Ninja Gaiden Game Center CX episode, and I'm really glad I will never have to actually play that game all the way through. Around stage 4 I was like "yeah I'd definitely be saying fuck it let's play the sims at that point"

>> No.1274686

Most stages you can just bumrush by getting the big shuriken, throw it out and have it circle around you for the entire stage.

Pretty efficient against birds.

>> No.1274712
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1274712

>Ninja Gaiden
PROTIP: Not only the jump-slash subweapon can kill all bosses in one hit it's also useful against birds and all other flying shit. Also you can save your ninpo by pressing down+B in air to attack normally when you don't need it.

>> No.1274734

>>1274374
That applies to the whole game, actually. I don't think NG is that bad, though. At least there are unlimited continues, there are no random drops of powerups and no random patterns in boss fights. So its all about skill and not about getting lucky

>> No.1274746

I know that the game im playing at the moment isn't as old as NG and I have heard how hard that game is but any who i'm playing x-com enemy unknown on the ps3 and i'm an aussie and I was happy to see they put in my country but got quickly surprised at how..... American it was including the side of the road vehicles were on for driving and all that jazz so I have a rage moment every time I go to defend my country now =(

>> No.1274754

>FB posts
Man, don't encourage trash like that. Next thing you know the thread'll be filled with generic rage at feminists and hipsters. As usual.

Also-
Anything involving NES games and flying shit.
Bonus points for flying shit that makes screeching noises and flies back and forth.

>> No.1274793
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>3-2
I'm stuck at the boss. It hurts sucking this much because Ninja Gaiden is fun.

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>>1274663
6-2
FUCKING 6-2

>> No.1274823

>>1274712
>you can save your ninpo by pressing down+B in air to attack normally

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>> No.1274835

I always rage quit at stage 3-3. Fuck that boss. "Oh look at me! I can jump back and forth and if you get hit by my attack you die in two hits hurr hurr hurr"

>>1274754
>rage at feminists
that doesn't happen here, but I'm sure a troll will take up the torch now that you mention it.
>hipsters
this word doesn't mean anything anymore

this isn't /v/ kiddo

>> No.1275106
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>Tecmo Bowl
>The other team keeps getting interceptions
>No one in my team can ever cover the receiver
I'm playing the Gameboy(when I go to my classes) and SNES versions. Can anyone help me get better at this? Can anyone even tell me the controls because I didn't know how to pass for a while?

>> No.1275110

>>1275106
nah that's what you get for playing sports games

>> No.1275126

>>1275110
Well fuck you then

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>>1275106

Your defense is going to suck compared to the AI's, that's just something you have to deal with. Personally, I blitz on every play just to try and force the QB to make errors.

As for passing, it's rather simple:

1) Stand still for a bit before passing.
2) Don't throw into coverage.

If you follow those two steps, you should be successful unless your players suck dicks, in which case you're SOL regardless.

Controls are also simple:

A to hike the ball. A to switch your passing target (indicated on screen with a marker). B to pass.

As for learning how to pass, there's one tip:

The Niners. Use them. Young/Montana to Rice ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Even single coverage won't be a problem, and Rice will be able to make up for rookie mistakes in passing. That will allow you to start getting the feel for the basics - after that, move on to trying to avoid coverage, scrambling, and all that stuff.

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1275276

>tfw I really want to like Genesis games, they're really fun, but almost all the time they're too hard for me and I rarely get to fully experience the games that I play

>> No.1275896

3-2 isn't hard. Just don't stop running. For the very last jump, you should first jump to let the cheetah run under you, while the sword guy is visible in the bottom right. Then immediately jump under the bird and land behind the sword guy. The 3-3 boss isn't hard either, just duck and slash his projectiles.

4-1 onwards is pretty much hell.

>> No.1275915

>decide to 100% Donkey Kong Country 2 for the first time
>everything is going well, it's one of my favorite games but I've never bothered to 100% it before
>get to Animal Antics
>can't even beat the Squawks part of the level
>at all
>give up
I feel like such a gigantic casual

>> No.1276127

i've been playing Yoshi's Island pretty much since it came out, trying to get 100% without a guide. There are still levels that have me totally stumped because I'm missing like 2 red coins.

>> No.1276137

>>1276127

Try 100%ing world 4 and then farming the memory mini-game for a guaranteed magnifying glass. Those help a ton, even if you can see the red coins without it.

Are you missing something on 1-7 by any chance?

>> No.1276182

I just beat it today but I still hate everything about Mega Man [1] from the point of the yellow devil to the end of the game.

>> No.1276302

>>1276182
I hated Fire Man much more than the Yellow Devil actually. I'd be trying to get through the boss rematches as safely as possible and Fire Man would always shave off a quarter of my health. it's like he was build for you to suicide run him.

>> No.1276354

>>1276302
Yeah no kidding. The 1st time I actually got to dr.wily I literally had 1 health point remaining

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>>1274793
>>1274835

For the 3-3 boss:
Stand crouching exactly at pic related.
Mash B like you're a turbo controller incarnate.
Whenever he shoots from the left, turn around, STAND UP and hammer B.
Repeat when bullets are destroyed.