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6570992 No.6570992 [Reply] [Original]

Why did they give him a ponytail? He looks like a big homo.

>> No.6571002

>>6570992
The Governor knows where you live.

>> No.6571006

>>6570992
console games are not canon

>> No.6571114

>>6570992
More like Faggar lol

>> No.6571228

>>6571006
why is lucia morgan in sf5 then

>> No.6571232

>>6571228
not retro

>> No.6571243

>>6571232
>the console games aren't canon
>ok. here's proof that they are
>not retro

LMAO

>> No.6571319

>>6570992
Oh, Hey Robert! You've got some muscle on you!

>> No.6571320

>>6570992
the stronger you are the more hair you have

>> No.6571358
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6571358

>>6570992
>He looks like a Big Homo

>> No.6571683
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6571683

>>6570992
I disagree. He looks like the type of man who listens to heavy metal.

>>6571358
I found a pic of (you) from 2016.

>> No.6571746

>>6571683
>I found a pic of (you) from 2016
What

>> No.6571761

He wouldn't have had time to grow something that long between games.

>> No.6571762

>>6570992
Same reason they gave Superman a mullet: The 1990's were fucking retarded.

>> No.6571767

>>6571228
Because that game isn't canon either, it's nothing but coombait disguised as fightan.

>> No.6571778

>>6571761
I'm pretty sure years take place between each FF game.

>>6571767
Thanks for letting us know early on that you're an idiot and should not be taken seriously.

>> No.6571784

>>6571778
You seem upset.

>> No.6571791

>>6571784
I'm not, but an idiot claiming that something isn't canon just because he personally believes it shouldn't be is not someone who deserves much attention.

As such, have your last (You). Don't spend them all in one place, son.

>> No.6571802

>>6571791
>using reddit spacing
I ain't your son. Stay mad.

>> No.6571841

>>6571791
only FF that matters is FF (arcade)
everything else is a bootleg or fanfic

>> No.6571929

>>6570992
Steven Seagal made ponytails an asskicker's hair style

>> No.6572095

is Haggar the biggest Chad in the history of beat'em ups?

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>>6571929
based post

>> No.6572215

>>6570992
Ok, baldie.

>> No.6572220

>>6571778
>I'm pretty sure years take place between each FF game.
That would take quite a few years. Just proof that it's not canon.

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>>6570992
Midlife crisis. He probably bought a "cool" sports car and started incorporating teen lingo into his speech at the same time.