/vr/ - Retro Games

Hold the run button.
Run until Mario sticks his arm out.
Jump.
Hold the jump button.
4/10 made me post this

>>893265
Doesn't work, you lying cunt wad.

>>893265
Yes, that gets mario up in the air. Now, how do I actually fly, smartass?

Did you get the feather?

>>893269
No, I only got the hammer item that makes me throw hammers. How do I swing the hammer?

Really, I would love to know how to fly with the feather power-up in Super Mario World. If anyone would like to explain the mechanics to me, then I encourage them.

>>893264
shouldn't you be making a jontron video?

>>893283
Maybe I would if I knew how to fucking fly.

Dragon punch motion into hcb and hcf spin jump

forward to dive backwards to pull up

alternate between them to stay airborn indefinetly

>>893270
0/10 troll. Confirmed for being a dumbass.

>>893264
>Can't fly in SMW
>Calls game mechanic stupid and poorly implemented
So I was a better gamer than you when I was just seven years old? That's pretty funny.

>>893298
Confirmed for not understand a sarcastic post made as a reply to a post made by a full retard.

0/10

>>893303
More like you were a shit eating baby that who randomly mashed the d pad until Mario suddenly flew high.

>>893303

Not OP, but honestly there's lots of things my young self managed to figure out that I would never be able to cook up now.

>>893310
This. I didn't even know Mario could "fly" in smw until a few years ago. I thought "flying" with the feather just made Mario rise in to the sky and then made him crash down.

You get this guy. In all seriousness, are you for real OP?

>>893334
I only use Blue Yoshi for the "Tubular" stage. The rest of the game is easy as ass, but I just could never get caped Mario to fly properly, if there even is a proper way.

>>893264
>stupidly implemented
I have a translation for this OP, but it might hurt your feelings.

>>893339
Blue Yoshi makes Tubular even harder.

>>893342
Go ahead. You probably aren't intelligent enough to write a full paragraph in the English language.

run
jump
press back on the dpad when you begin to fall
repeat

p.s. you're stupid

>>893345
How else can you complete the stage without magically knowing the broken secret method?

>>893346
My feelings call foul. #dontbully

>>893348
Skill, nigga.

/v/ quality post.

>>893347
Well, now. You actually explained the correct time to press the d-pad on the opposite direction. Props to you anon.

>>893351
More like /vr/ quality because all of 4chan is equally shit.

>>893347
>You are now gliding down slowly and gaining no altitude.

>>893354
press != hold
learn to reading comprehension

>>893356
The steps are still incomplete, my handsome friend.

It's no wonder that Nintendo makes retardedly easy games now. SMW was so cryptic in it's controls that not a single fucking person can agree with the correct flying controls.

Nintendo dug their own grave with this bullshit.

>>893363
I want /v/ to leave.

What year were you born in OP? Be honest.

>>893369
1990

>>893375
Well this game was made for people who were capable of wiping their own asses when you were born.

Maybe when you learn to wipe your ass you will be able to play this game.

>>893369
OP here. I was born in 1900 but I didn't learn how to read until I was like eight or nine, so I never really read the game manuals. I just looked at the pictures.

>>893339
you're a stupid faggot then. case closed.

6/10 shitstorm a'brewin'.

>>893379
*1990

>>893379
Did you wear an onion on your belt?

>>893383
>implying onions repelled vampires

>>893390
b-but it was the style at the time

>>893267
When in mid air and holding your cape you press the opposite direction you're facing 2 frames of animation after Mario's head begins to lower, BUHWEOW... BUHWEOW... BUHWEOW... ...BOOM! It's really not hard. Also you need to stop being so aggressive with people. It's not attractive.

>>893425
I'm sorry. My attitude and personality tends to fluctuate at times. It's been more than an hour later since I said that and I feel completely different about the subject. I guess I feel more "positive" at the moment.

>>893379

>couldn't read till eight or nine

jesus fuck I started reading at 4, you are a grade A mongoloid.

>>893431
fuck off faggot get out of here you illiterate fuck

>>893379

>couldn't read until 8 or 9

Where do you live? Botswana?

I figured this out when I was four years old. That's not an exaggeration. I was literally four years old.

Congratulations, OP.

>>893448
Congratulations for being full retard

>>893437
>>893446
No. I grew up in a orphanage that taught jack shit and entered school in what Americans would probably call "3rd grade." I generally had no idea what I was supposed to be doing at any given time until puberty when the world started making sense.

If anything I'd say mastering flying in Mario was the least of my worries.

>>893463
you sure worried about it enough to come here and whine for help.

seriously ophanfag, get the fuck out of here.

>>893463
Tough break. No wonder you're a such a rude, crude dude.

>>893539
with an attitude

>>893539
>>893545
http://youtu.be/-zeDMcXN25I

The bipolar idiot orphan persona the OP uses in the thread would make for a great party member in an RPG. He'd be this brutish warrior nignog who grows to become the main character's best pal by the time the second half of the game passes.

>>893539

I always thought it just made him glide until recently.

You don't need to fly to beat the game, so just enjoy the game without flying if you can't figure it out.

I never really understood smw flying that well when I was a kid because I thought it worked exactly the same as the racoon-tail thing from Smb 3 (you only got a pre-determined amount of flying time until you automatically began to just fall down) and I thought the cape holding cannon ball effect was just so that Mario would have a unique "falling" sprite to show his velocity was increasing

>>893369
>cape suddenly becomes attached to his feet in mid air

Do you have autism OP? i bet you have since i figured out that shit when i was 5

>>893594

You're a dumbass. If OP was autistic, he probably would have figured out how to fly on his on.

>>893595
Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

Also, why does the top of his cape become detached? Why does he have to hold on to it instead once he's in the air?

>>893346
Says the bloke who can't figure out how the cape works in SMW.

>>893686
ah, touche

>>893463
>until puberty when the world started making sense.

Confirmed for never having gone through puberty

left-right-left-right

>>893675
>Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

I'm not even a real fan of that series, but that episode was fucking genius.

RIP in piece /vr/
2013 - 2013

>>893736

Posts like these are often 10 times worse than the posts they're complaining about.

>>893759
Cool story OP, take your shitty trolls back to /v/.

>>893764

You're not making yourself out any better with that post.

Every time someone says something stupid here, you people start with your doomsaying, as if 4chan is literally the only board on the internet with trolls and stupid people.

You've been on /v/ so long, that you think that any sort of disagreement/troll/stupid person signifies the death of a board, not realizing that this is how communication goes on all forums of discussion, be it on the internet or real life. But instead of reacting like a mature person, you start doomsaying. OH GOD A STUPID PERSON, /vr/ IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.

Stop it. It's annoying, it's stupid, and it isn't helping anymore than troll posts do.

>>893772
Hey OP, y cant metroid crawl????

Yeah, great bait. Like, totally epic.

>>893779

Right now, you're shitposting more than anyone in this thread. And I'm not even the OP.

Just a random thought, but if nothing works for the guy and he's apparently already tried all our advice...

How about he streams himself playing the game? Then we'll know what he's doing wrong, like if he jumps before the meter's filled up or doesn't keep the button pushed in or whatever. And if nothing else, it'd be hilarious to watch.

You can't really properly fly in SMW, not like you can with the leaf or P-Wing in SMB3. Deal wif it!

>>893789
OP is troll or idiot. I was 10 when I figured it out.

jesus christ I figured out star road and beat the special stages on my own when I was five or six

>>893383
>Did you wear an onion on your belt?

I laughed so hard I spat out my Liberty cabbage.

>>893463
>I grew up in a orphanage

Wow, so you're like Oliver Twist?

>Some guides that I have looked up have told me to press the d-pad in the reverse direction or tap it that way, or press up and down in succession. Some guides have told me to press backwards and up in succession. Each guide tells me a different button combo to activate the flying mode but none of them work.

What the...? Where are these guides and just who is writing them?