/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.5899309]

I LOVE collecting US NES games! Who cares about Famicom? The only thing Famicom carts are good for is harvesting their PCBs to make NES cart conversions!

[Anonymous No.5899314]

>>5899309
I will find you and I fight you in the streets.

[Anonymous No.5899318]

>>5899309
seriously though why did we get the worst NES/famicom but the best SNES/SFC

[Anonymous No.5899323]

>>5899309

[Anonymous No.5899326]

>>5899309
Hey I remember this thread from a few months ago. We got the one complaining about Composite cables, we got our bi-hourly anti-JRPG thread, and now this. /vr/ is bringing all the greatest hits back out!

[Anonymous No.5899331]

Can someone explain the point of this thread?

[Anonymous No.5899334]

>>5899331
scotformer schizo is going all out this sunday. expect more shitposting during the course of the day

[Anonymous No.5899341]

>>5899309
Just get pic related it has famicom exclusives too

[Anonymous No.5899345]

>>5899331
You're trying to use logic when dealing with /v/ leakers

[Anonymous No.5899348]

>>5899309

[Anonymous No.5899371]

the virgin famicom
>dated design that looks like a toy
>cheaply built
>rf only
>no power led
>no copy protection, anyone can make games
>tons of useless add ons
>called a family computer, it's not a computer and only children were allowed to use them
>brags about expanded audio, yet all of the most iconic nes music is 2a03 only
>hardwired controllers with wires even shorter than Japanese penises
>games come in inconsistent colors styles, and sizes
>needs a separate port for different controllers
>if games don't work, the console itself is dead

THE CHAD ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
>timeless aesthetic perfectly compliments a home theater system
>uniform cartridges and artwork
>built like a brick
>restricted developer access with a copy protection that has been uncracked to this day
>an entertainment system, true to its name
>supports godly composite out while not excluding RF sets
>only the on board 2a03 is supported, meaning only the best composers are allowed
>glorious power led that serves as a diagnostic light
>if games can't load, it's likely the pin connector that's bad and not the whole system
>two controller ports which can be used for anything, no need for extra gimmicks
>controller cables so long, big black cocks would be shamed

[Software and so on No.5899378]

>>5899318
With the exception of the in-hindsight unreliable ZIF socket the US NES is the best iteration of the console. Detachable controllers, integrated composite phonos and the most isolated circuitry with the best shielding. Even the disabled expansion audio is monkey easy to rebuild and doesn't even require the console to be opened.

[Anonymous No.5899385]

>not owning both NTSC models

[Anonymous No.5899394]

>>5899371
>hardwired controllers with wires even shorter than Japanese penises

[Anonymous No.5899436]

[Anonymous No.5899478]

>muh hardwired controller
>muh RF
The Famicom AV is literally pictured in the OP.

[Anonymous No.5899482]

>Not being AV Famicom masterrace

[Anonymous No.5899507]

>>5899371
Great post thank you
>people acting like the frontloader isnt the best NES experience

[Anonymous No.5899512]

>>5899482
Anon why arent your games in english

[Anonymous No.5899515]

>>5899309
I will find you and decorate your living room with diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.5899518]

>>5899371
Famicom is obviously superior, aesthetically and mechanically.

[Anonymous No.5899519]

>>5899512
They are, everything besides that newly ripped Korean game can run on the Everdrive.

[Anonymous No.5899651]

>>5899309
This is why /vr/ needs IDs.

[Anonymous No.5899676]

>>5899378
i mainly meant via looks

[Anonymous No.5899709]

>>5899518
garbage taste

[Anonymous No.5899716]

>>5899378
It does not have the best circuit isolation. That would be the AV Famicom.

[Anonymous No.5899719]

>>5899309
Am I supposed to not understand which half of the image is the favorable one? feels like whoever made it had a really specific gripe they didn't communicate very well

[Anonymous No.5899729]

>>5899719
Are you saying you don't understand the image? Where are you on the spectrum, specifically?

[Anonymous No.5899736]

>>5899326
I think I actually was the one who originally made OP's post, pretty happy to see that it has become pasta.

[Anonymous No.5900523]

>>5899729
he is american, dont be harsh on him

[Anonymous No.5900528]

>>5899331
low test weeaboo is trying to cope

[Anonymous No.5901296]

>>5899309
I'm a NES fag, and fuck their soul-less cartridges man.

The Famicom were kino af

>Also the NES toploader it's region free, but lacks of composite output.

>>5899341
Not OP, but I'm tempted to get one
> The thing is that I have my NES on storage and play shit in emulators in my PS3

[Anonymous No.5902749]

If I could mix and match, my favorite console designs are the western NES and the SFC/European SNES.
Famicom carts look nicer and waste a lot less space. SFC carts have a nice aerodynamic look to them. I'd still say the NES aesthetic is charming, all in all. Carts included.
I don't know why non-Americans would bitch about something so petty. We gave Nintendo a solid customer base outside of Japan when the rest of the western world was content with C64 and the Master System... in PAL50 at that.

[Anonymous No.5902781]

>>5899371
Fuckin savage. But true.

[Anonymous No.5902824]

>>5899318
what? The other wat around, mutt

[Anonymous No.5902847]

>>5902824
The concave X and Y buttons are heaven, even if I like the PAL color scheme better.

[Anonymous No.5902875]

>>5901296
>last action hero cart
>pic of the terminator on it
Friggin nips

[Anonymous No.5902902]

>>5902875
These are bootlegs. I was drunk last night and posted the first colorful pic of FC carts that I found.

But my point it's that the NES games are grey and soul-less and the FC ones had personality, both in color of the shell and the stickers on them.

[Anonymous No.5902945]

>>5902902
Just no end labels, friggin nips