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post em'

>> No.6687321

>>6687313
The whole damsel waving her handkerchief doesn't really work when she's dressed like a fucking man

>> No.6687324

It's an Americans feel sexually threatened by cuteness thread.

>> No.6687340
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6687340

Look freaky stupid compared to Neo Geo art.

>> No.6687376
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>>6687321
kek'd

>> No.6687385
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>>6687313

>> No.6687389

>>6687385
Anon... :(

>> No.6687406

>>6687385
compared to Boris Vallejo's original box art for GA3 this is disgusting IMO.

>> No.6687410
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>>6687406
forgot image

>> No.6687413

>>6687385
Love it child look.

>> No.6687415
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6687415

>>6687410
Original art for GA2 by Boris Vallejo

>> No.6687417

>>6687415
*GA3

>> No.6687419
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>> No.6687421
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>>6687419

>> No.6687423

>>6687324
rent free

>> No.6687425

>>6687410
TLU2 is looks awesome

>> No.6687430

>>6687425
This is an English speaking site.

>> No.6687954
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>> No.6687969

>>6687313
SHE PRICKED HER FINGER ONE DAY AND IT OCCURRED TO HER:
SHE MIGHT HAVE A PORCUPINE!

>> No.6687974

>>6687321
It looks more like they are running away from that tranny.

>> No.6687978

>>6687324
Where on that cover do you see anything resembling cuteness you disgusting cunt

>> No.6688004
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6688004

The 90s were fucking weird sometimes.

>> No.6688016

>>6687313
That cover looks great, if only for it's uniqueness. they even have knots in their shoes. SOUL

>> No.6688041

>>6688004
Looks like a Sega Saturn ad.

>> No.6688127
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6688127

There is probably an endless well of the shitty CG boxart.

>> No.6688437

>>6687313
That cover is fine. A kid in the 90's would have loved it.

>> No.6688454
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6688454

>>6688127
N64 was especially bad for this style. PAL cover of Castlevania was awesome. USA and JAP got this shit.

>> No.6688484
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6688484

>>6687969
Were these guys the famed "Cowboys from Hell" that Pantera sang about?

>> No.6688489

>>6688484
The pantera song was about Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson

>> No.6688496

Pretty much any Dragon Quest game that used early CG art instead of Toriyama's art.

>> No.6688510

>>6687415
I'd make a custom cover using that art

>> No.6689116

>>6687324
Based!

>> No.6689184
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>>6688127
Mischief Makers is the worst offender. Marina's weird head and huge eyes already look off in 2D, and in this shitty render she looks like some sort of deformed freak accident.
I especially like how they got lazy and just copy pasted the princess NPC Teran protects a bunch of times.

>> No.6689249

>>6688454
USA and JP are based

>> No.6689262
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>> No.6689417

>>6687415
>Vallejo
I strife to be as good as him one day, but I can't really recreate his style with digital tools

>> No.6689420

>>6688127
It was done because it looked interesting and was closer to the actual games

>> No.6690229
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6690229

>>6687313

>> No.6690248

>>6687313
What is this nightmare aesthetic called? This style wasn’t uncommon back then and I’m glad it’s dead.

>> No.6690252
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>>6687313
I remember liking this box art because it reminded me of Trog, and I played the shit out of Trog every time I went with my family to the little burger joint in town.

>> No.6690258
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6690258

>>6687313

>> No.6690274

>>6690258
r e j e c t
h u m a n i t y

>> No.6690481

i like this thread

>> No.6690483

>>6689262
wtf..

>> No.6690495

>>6690248
clay models? claymation? stopmotion clay?
fuck knows.
whatever it is, it's situated well within the uncanny valley, IMO.

>> No.6690518
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>> No.6690629

>>6690258
it's okay to be upset

>> No.6690832

>>6690248
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

>> No.6691145
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6691145

>>6690258

>> No.6691154

>>6687385
looks like he’s struggling to take a dump

>> No.6692027

>>6687385
haha I wonder what it smells like haha.

>> No.6692404
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>>6687385

>> No.6692438
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>> No.6692521

>>6690258
>Kong_Sitting_On_a_Bed.jpg

>> No.6692542

>>6690258
My jimmies are thoroughly rustled.

>> No.6692551

>>6692404
Nah, this one is pretty good, I love how chunky they are.

>> No.6694701

>>6687410
>>6687415
There's no compete against him.
He's just too good

>> No.6694808

>>6691145
This isnt that bad.

>> No.6695197
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>> No.6695205

>>6687978
>completely misses the point of his post
>calls him a cunt

>> No.6695212

>>6688437
As a former kid of the 90s, I don't remember being hyper-aware of my own teeth to the point I wanted to look at cartoon characters displaying full sets of them. Nor did I think that freckled gingers with blue eyes were particularly cool either, but somehow some way artists in my country got it into their heads that kids thought that this was the way to appeal to 90s kids.

>> No.6695219

>>6691145
This looks like something that came out from and old soviet cartoon.

>> No.6695220
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6695220

>>6690229

>> No.6695243
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6695243

>>6687313
someone describe this

>> No.6695310

>>6695243
shutterstock.com-the-final-days-of-auschwitz-1944.jpg

>> No.6695349
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>> No.6695425
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>> No.6695456
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6695456

This game gave me nightmares as a kid

>> No.6695605

>>6695349
They’re just two wild and bohemian art hipsters and the egg is her way of letting him know she’s ovulating. Only one thing to do: get your Cock’In, only on the Commodore 64!

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>> No.6695627
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6695627

>>6695456
What's wrong with snowmen?

>> No.6695939

>>6689417
*strive

Fucking zoomer niggers can't spell.

>> No.6695967

>>6690274
He doesn't look threatning. He looks like he knows something we don't.

>> No.6696369
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6696369

>>6692438
cant tell if its looking over its shoulder or straight at us?

>> No.6696398

>>6695425
That pic is fuckin rad

>> No.6696489

>>6695425
Fuck you, that's awesome

>> No.6696512
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>> No.6696536
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>>6696512

>> No.6696614
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>> No.6696619
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>>6688437
>having to speculate what the kids in the 90's loved
zoom

we hated it then and we still hate it now. its just plain creepy.

>> No.6698212

>>6691145
>>6690258
Please end me...

>> No.6698216

>>6696536
SNES coverbox have more life.
>>6695618
Yike, nightmares fuel.

>> No.6698220

>>6695425
>>6696398
>>6696489
Some Soviet bootleg ?

>> No.6698368
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6698368

lmao

>> No.6698750

>>6687954
>>6691145
>>6695425
Those are nice

>> No.6698787
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6698787

>>6690229
Fun thing is this is the cover from an horror novel, just croped to don't make it obvious that this thing is a werewolf.

>> No.6698804
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>> No.6699486

>>6688127
>>6689184
Both of these look good and exciting. How in the world do these look bad to a non-consolewarrior?

>> No.6700647
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6700647

how has this not been posted yet?

>> No.6700862

>>6688127
This is good you nonwhite person

>> No.6700867

>>6696512
>>6696536
Formerly Sneed Stone

>> No.6700990

>>6700647
It's beautiful. I love it, and everybody else should as well. It's fucking perfect

>> No.6701024

>>6688004
Epitomises the mid-late 90s "we're doing ecstasy and larging it" vibe. Which was also the PlayStation's core demographic.

>> No.6701039
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I bought this for PC.Terrible game too, I never made it to Sturgis in time.

>> No.6701083
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>>6698787

>> No.6701125

>>6687340
lower left

>> No.6701172

>>6698804
Holy shit that spine art

>> No.6701220

>desperadoes
why does this piss me off so much
it's desperados you assholes
why is firefox telling me it's desperadoes
fuck you

>> No.6701227

>>6701220
the absolute despera-tion of this post.

>> No.6701247
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6701247

>>6701220
lurk more

>> No.6701290

>>6701247
motherfucker i've been lurking in the english language for 30 years now
why the fuck an e be there

>> No.6701309

>>6701290
isnt desperado(e)s a Spanish word?

i will grant you that English is difficult at the best of times.

id ask a native Spanish speaker for the definitive answer.

thoughts?

>> No.6701350
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6701350

>>6690518
amiga classics
>ball raider
>pp hammer

>>6696614
someone got paid for that shit cover art

>> No.6701354

>>6695243
some guy delivering newspapers to get money for more face lifts

>> No.6701361

>>6696614
The vindaloovian empire have returned to threaten humanity once again.

>> No.6701437

>>6701361
We vow to exterminate them all! Isn't that right, Bindi Bhaji?

>> No.6701496
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6701496

>>6701350
i dont see the whites on his tongue as reflective highlights but as LITTLE NIPPING TEETH

>> No.6703109

>>6687415
>>6687410
They're both pretty, but I sometimes wonder why GA3 was never localized. The whole thing was already in English even.

>> No.6703142

>>6690258
Damn what those titties do tho

>> No.6703147

>>6687313
Pic not related? Because that one's great.

>> No.6703184

>>6696614
Dont know why, but I like it, its so dumb.

>> No.6703901

>>6701496
the result is the same. He looks stupid. If I clinch my eyes I see it like you do

>> No.6703939

>>6695197
mods

>> No.6705307

>>6701350
What an edgy publisher name for such a kiddy looking game

>> No.6705331
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6705331

>>6703147
Mere subjectivity, perhaps.
However the great unwashed have adjudicated differently.

what specifically do you attribute to being "great" about the aforementioned image?

Asking for a psychologist friend.

>> No.6705364
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6705364

>>6690258
damn dirty apes

>> No.6705382

>>6698368
pink hair on the bottom left fucking wants it, what a slag

>> No.6705431

>>6698368
why is he doing the sex hand gesture with the hand and the sword? lol

>> No.6705450
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>>6687313

>> No.6705571

>>6695456
>think you are safe?

>> No.6705605

>>6695605
no way fag

>> No.6706241

>>6687313
Looks like that one Primus music video.

>> No.6706361

>>6706241

>>6688484

>> No.6706367

>>6705450
This is the disgusting box art thread not the based box art thread

>> No.6706516
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i don't know what they were thinking.

>> No.6706637

>>6692404
>Game includes massive softlock bug
>It's made by "Codemasters"

>> No.6707530

>>6706367
Still one.

>> No.6707824

>>6706516
Why are there so many renditions of this yellow fuck? You'd think characterizing a sphere wouldn't be so difficult.

>> No.6707846

>>6688004
Wow I thought bust a move 1 had strange cover art.

>> No.6707890
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>>6705331
It's modeled nicely, colorful, and has the charm of one of those bizarre anthropomorphic animal comics from the 1940s.

>> No.6707902

>>6706516
1982 azn dork with buck teeth and a bald head, chasing chocolate cookie sandwiches. based

>> No.6708065

>>6706516

I know the artist of that cover did some other works featuring Pac-man

>> No.6708116

>>6687954
>dat delicious brown pixie on the lower left.

That alone redeems this cover.