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In honor of Halloween, what are some of the worst retro horror games of all time?

My vote goes to Coundown Vampires on PSX:
https://youtu.be/AtbhSRCR7S0

>> No.7037242
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7037242

>>7037194
>e-celeb

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7037478

>>7037194
Seeing AVGN today just makes me sad.

You were supposed to keep the zoomers out of retro gaming not to encourage them.

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7037489

>>7037194
>NOOOOO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SHIT ON THE COMPUTER CASTLEVANIA GAMES!!

Anti-Amigavaniafags btfo, kek.

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>>7037194
>AVGN IS TOTALLY GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE COMPUTER PORTS OF CASTLEVANIA FOR HALLOWEEN BRO LOL MIKE SAID SO MUH AMIGER BTFO
>its just James in a cheap vampire costume reviewing some PlayStation shovelware

>> No.7037516

>>7037194
I'd rather drink the anal juice from an aardvark. I'd rather eat the putrefying pussy of a possum. I'd rather drink the disgusting discharge from a dingo's dick. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

>> No.7037579

>>7037516
WHAT SHITLOAD OF FUCK

>> No.7037590
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7037590

I'd say Aresident evil except it's not horror and it's not retro so I dunno

>> No.7037772

Fun fact: Countdown Vampires was the prequel to Countdown Dinosaurs, which was the original name for Dino Crisis before it was renamed for the US release

>> No.7037782

>>7037772

So that's why Dino Crisis sucks.

By contrast, DC2 is pretty good, but it's not survival horror.

>> No.7037807

>>7037772
Neat

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>>7037194
This game has Always disappointed me.

>> No.7037824

>>7037194
Those might be the ugliest glasses.

>> No.7037836

>>7037824
James can't into fashion. His new weird shirt is proof of that. How hard is it just to find a plain white dress shirt without all that weird stitching?

>> No.7037841
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7037841

>>7037498
>doom guy not drinking from a health vial
>quake guy not slurping slime from his hand like a mong
who made this crap

>> No.7037851

>>7037836
I think he's conscious about his nipples, the old shirt was a bit see through, look at this one, more opaque and he still wears a white t-shirt underneath it.

>> No.7037863

>>7037836
James has no fashion sense mainly because...
1) he's a Nintendo fanboy, which makes him a normie.
2) if he happens to be a Leftist or an atheist, then he definitely would lack the creativity required to have fashion sense, since Normies who are Leftists or Atheists lack imagination.

>> No.7037872

>>7037836
Mrs. Rolfe probably tells him what she likes on him.

>> No.7037889

>>7037478
James confirming once again that ps2 is retro, cry some more

>> No.7037897
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7037897

HE'S GONNA MAKE YOU LONG FOR THE PAST
WHEN GROWN MEN DIDN'T FINGER THEIR ASS
HE'D RATHER BE ON MAIN EVENT
THAN TO HAVE A BIG PUSH MAIN ROSTER SPOT
HE'D RATHER FINGER HIS OWN ASSHOLE
THAN BEAT BROCK LESNAR IN A TITLE SHOT
HE'S THE BIGGEST FAGGOT WITH FINGERS THAT REEK
HE'S THE HAPPY MARK CONTRACT GEEK
HE'S THE HAPPY DING-DONG DIDDLY GEEK
HE'S THE HAPPY JUST TO BE HERE GEEK

>> No.7037949

>>7037489
>australia kun is terrified of the day the nerd unleashes the amiga hate
Good.
And don't worry, the episode is definitely in the making.

>> No.7038458

Screenwave: Review this PS1 game, it's bad.
James: Never heard of it.
Screenwave: *hands James script*

>> No.7038461

>>7038458
It's a curious era for the nerd for sure.
Can't wait for bearded AVGN when James gets older and his kids grow up though. I'm sure we'll get some of James' best stuff when he's older, more experienced and richer.

>> No.7038469 [DELETED] 

And, I just want to say. You can really tell that James never got into the Resident Evil series. He generally struggles with the tank controls. Him and James have played many fixed-camera games and criticised the controls. The games use 2D backdrops with 3D models on a separate layer, along with other layered lighting effects and so forth. But the controls for these games can make them a real turn off. I've never heard of Coundown Vampires, the game looks like Resident Evil on a shoe-line budget. I'll stick with Deep Fear on the Saturn.

>> No.7038478

You can really tell that James never got into the Resident Evil series. He generally struggles with the tank controls. He and Mike have played many fixed-camera games and criticised the controls. The games use 2D backdrops with 3D models on a separate layer, along with other layered lighting effects and so forth. But the controls for these games can make them a real turn off. I've never heard of Coundown Vampires, the game looks like Resident Evil on a shoe-line budget. I'll stick with Deep Fear on the Saturn.

>> No.7038497

AVGN sucks right now. He only played the first levels of Ecco the dolphin. Didn't do scenario B in this. And infact its not that bad of a game.The humor feels forced in this, the production is good though. After all the fatties are playing for it

>> No.7038527

>>7038461

Yeah, he feels more and more tired. I wish him well.

>> No.7038551

>>7038478
>>7038497
He's not actually playing them you dipshits. Earthbound was the last real AVGN episode, since then all the episodes have been filmed on a studio set rather than his basement and other people have been writing the scripts for him.

>> No.7038575

where is the BBC spammer when you need him?

>> No.7038582

>>7038551
>He's not actually playing them you dipshits. Earthbound was the last real AVGN episode, since then all the episodes have been filmed on a studio set rather than his basement and other people have been writing the scripts for him.

I understand that James doesn't play a lot of his own AGVN games, he would get Mike to do it. But even in the past, it seems like James would still play some of the games with Mike on James and Mike to gauge how bad they were.

>> No.7038597

>>7037194
is there anything worse than the new shirt?

>> No.7038621

>>7038582
Probably is the epitome of soul vs soulless. The early videos felt like they were coming from a place of familiarity (complaints James and/or Mike actually had from trying to play the game seriously) or at the very least relatability (issues with the game that are either plainly obvious to any gamer or are amusing for one reason or another). Now it feels like more are "here is some meme-y game, some popular game, or some game that the YouTube algorithm suggests, find something to complain about."

>> No.7038626

>>7038551
How are they dipshits? Because they don't have extra knowledge you think you have? Get a grip and stop parroting stuff that was probably invented on 4chan.

>> No.7038676

>Half decent gag with the burnt out playstation ruined by mentioning it.
Fuck screenwave

>> No.7038692

>watched a mike matei stream the other day
>he's still joking about having a big dick in 2020
LOL the guy would still go about how big his cock is in 2020, I thought that was just something he once said years ago and never again, posting a pic (in front of minors) on Reddit or twitter.

>> No.7038698

>>7037194
Oh fuck off dipshit

>> No.7038747 [DELETED] 

>>7037863

He's not an anything fanboy, because he doesn't play video games, you retard.

>> No.7038771 [DELETED] 
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Yo, who the fuck is writing these episodes? Like, what are their names?

That PS1 gag would have been hilarious if he just put the fucking game it and started playing. It was perfect and wrote itself. The lid was even upside down. Who told him to explain the fucking joke to the audience?


Also, they need to really stop with the line "this is actually the WORST x I have ever seen in a video game" line. Its been in every single episode this year. Every episode. Write new shit.

>> No.7038821

>>7038582
That was before the Screenwave deal. They built a studio so James doesn't have to have his home intruded on to film anymore, they write the scripts and do everything, he just shows up and reads the scripts. Last episodes James actually wrote were Earthbound and The Immortal. Shit like today's video or Ecco is written by committee by Justin Silverman and co. and that is why it feels so forced and soulless. Screenwave chooses games to appease the algorithm which is why they had James reviewing Kingdom Hearts right before a big release despite him never playing any of them and knowing nothing about it.

>> No.7038826
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>>7038771
Justin Silverman

>> No.7038889 [DELETED] 

>>7038826

Got it. Justin A Silverman. 36 years old. Currently lives Pennsauken, NJ.

I'll be sending him a piece of my fucking mind in the mail.

>> No.7038894 [DELETED] 

This cunt never took himself out of the white pages. What a fat fucking retard.

>> No.7038897

>>7037194
who cares

who fucking cares

between people like avgn obsessing over "Fawkin shitty ass games!" and motherfuckers like metaljesus saying "remember *game he wants the market value to increase for*? real hidden gem!" the retro game era has been absolutely disrespected by mainstream games media and thats the ONLY exposure zoomer faggots have to it.

>> No.7038905

>>7038551
>Earthbound was the last real AVGN episode, since then all the episodes have been filmed on a studio set rather than his basement and other people have been writing the scripts for him.
[citations needed]

>> No.7038936

>>7037194
what are the type of vids where it's just him talking to his mates
really pisses me off when they start talking over each other

>> No.7038943 [DELETED] 

>>7038936

The wannabe Red Letter Media videos? I actually forgot, because they're so bad.

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>>7037772
wat
the game had a weird sequel though

>> No.7038962

>>7038943
Now it makes sense why they have a video rental store setup. How pathetic and unoriginal

>> No.7039023 [DELETED] 

>>7038962

"James and Mike play" also came out all of a sudden, right after Game Grumps debuted. They just copy popular formats, and suck shit at at. Its really fucking ironic, all things considered.

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7039089

please avgn is already dead.
He perfectly resembbles the state of the entertainment industry.
What was once original, real and honest became a bad corrupted woke copy that tries to milk the last drop out of the crippled cow

>> No.7039127

>>7038478
Complaining about tank controls is the most pleb thing James could do. Try playing FF8 where the screen transitions and suddenly you're moving in the opposite way you intended to because it doesn't use tank controls. The use of tank controls is a brilliant idea and RE would be unplayable without them.

>> No.7039141 [DELETED] 

>>7039089

You had me until
>woke
What?

>> No.7039215

>>7039141
This "woke" ideology.

I'm not even political about this because I simply don't care, but after 2012 entertaiment became more and more politicized.

You can't have a ghostbusters or a back to the future that won't care about politics.

>> No.7039221 [DELETED] 

>>7039215

Tale you meds. I regret ever asking.

>> No.7039227

>>7039221
I'm not even talking about anything conspiracy or that kind of stuff.

Its a fact that entertainment align to the common society and the common society today isn't my kind of business.
Nothing against it, its just not entertaining.

>> No.7039247

>>7039089
How the hell is avgn woke

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>>7039247
His writers name is Justin Silvermann.
Also in his movie the black guy kisses the white woman in front of him while he watches it.
Clearly a cuck.

>> No.7039308

>>7039221
No medicine can care your genetic diseases, jew.

>> No.7039328 [DELETED] 

>>7039264

He's only even friends with Silverman because of his film credits. Its a similar situation as when Kojima dropped David for some c-tier celebrity and could only afford 5 lines of dialog.

>> No.7039332

>>7037194
Just kill the series already.
The soul is gone.

You are just making these for the views and nothing else.

>> No.7039560

James' best content was always the Monster Madness stuff. He's got a real appreciation and deep knowledge of it all.

You can tell that while he likes video games, it's not his passion. AVGN just caught on, and how could you not run with it when it's been so successful? I don't give a shit about AVGN, but I miss Monster Madness.

>> No.7039561

>>7039264
inability to distinguish between fiction and reality much

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>>7039561
>believing in difference between fiction and reality.

oh boy

You created your own fiction by deleting your post about that a guy should take his meds and that justin is only james friend.

But somehow it ended up being the reality now.

>> No.7039595

>>7037590
>>7037820
SAMEFAG

>> No.7039618

>>7037590
>>7037820
This obsession of yours is really getting pathetic
>inb4 you're just triggered XD

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>>7039595
>>7039618
>Accuses me and other anon of samefagging
>Does samefagging
Truly pathetic.

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>>7039642
Oh what an idiot you are.

>> No.7039690

>>7039127
Lol The creator of Resident Evil admitted the controls are garbage and only used them because of technical limitations
It was originally supposed to be first person game

>> No.7039695

>>7039264
Lol I can't believe he cast that nigger from Malcolm on the Middle and had him get the white woman at the end. Classic, James.

>> No.7039713

>>7037194
HE"S GONNA TAKE U BACk 2 DA PAST

>> No.7039753

>>7039690
>It was originally supposed to be first person game.
Then that would be completely different idiot. Tank controls work better than "i push up the character turns instantaneously and moves up on the screen" controls.

>> No.7039758

for this sort of game I mean.

>> No.7039903

>>7039713
2 PLAY DA VIDEEOGAMEZ DAT SUK ASS

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>>7039690
good thing it wasn't first person

>> No.7040241

>>7038826
kek, this guy jumped ship on Silvermania because no one watched it, and because the best part of Silvermania got arrested for child porn charges. Now he's shitting up AVGN. What a doof

>> No.7040251

>>7039690
t. 40 IQ retard that can't comprehend simple three dimensional spaces

>> No.7040389

>>7039695
He wasn't in that.

>> No.7040504

>>7039089
bootsy is overrated

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>>7037194
Here's the reality

>> No.7040578

>>7040504
This. I feel he's not inherently a bad person, he's just been brainwashed by the liberal media. Once he overcomes that maybe he'll be welcome on the channel again.

>> No.7040586

>>7040578
Wasn't trying to get unnecessarily political, just felt like everyone kisses his ass when he did virtually nothing for the channel's bread and butter (ie AVGN)

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>>7040504

>> No.7040924

>>7039695
He was in the Bernie Mac show.

>> No.7040929

>>7040504
I don't think people are saying Bootsy was amazing or anything but he had good synergy with the others and the Bootsy Beats series is better than anything featuring the screenwave fatties.

>> No.7040934

>>7040587
Bootsy wanted more money, and also couldn't stop going on Orange Man Bad on twitter everyday.

>> No.7041013

>>7040934
Let me guess, he couldn't give a single reason why he was bad, other than the news told him so.

>> No.7041021

>>7037897
ding-dong diddly based

>> No.7041054

>>7041013

If you think this is why people hate Trump and his base, and not because of the excessive glorification of violence, anti-LGBT policy, anti-poor people policy, anti-1st amendment policy, anti-2nd amendment police (you cunts NEVER want to talk about how Trump did more destruction to gun policy and gun control compared to Obama,, by banning fucking accessories), his retardation, and his fake news, you're a fucking retard.
Go get grabbed by the pussy, and mocked for being disabled. And yes, you're disabled. Autism and aspergers are disabilities.

>> No.7041085

>>7041054
I'm not gonna say trump isn't a fuck, because he probably is. The media is absolutely biased against trump. Fake news is a real phenomena. Countless idiots spout 'orange man bad' for no reason other they were told to.

>> No.7041104

>>7041085
>Countless idiots spout 'orange man bad' for no reason other they were told to.
This does not occur. Youre making up a fake scenario, and getting stressed over it.

And im aware that fake news is a problem. Republicans and boomers need to fuck off and stop spreading it.

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>> No.7041125

Who is this?
Is this Spooner's friend?

>> No.7041148

>>7041104
Go to reddit
>(yeah I know fuck reddit,I agree,but lots of people use it,which is the point)
and just scan the headlines. Every story is a propaganda piece.
>"Trump said drink/inject bleach"
Never happened.
>"Giuliani, trumps whatever, was jerking himself with an underage girl"
This is an ad for Borat 2 in which Giuliani was led to a hotel room under false pretenses for the purpose of making him look bad.
>"Trump is going to steal the election by stopping mail-in ballots".
Actually mail-in ballots hurt the democrat base on account of huge amounts getting rejected because people don't understand simple instructions
>"Trump killed 200k Americans with his handling of the coronavirus."
Major media: These protests are more important than the coronavirus.
>"Trump paid no taxes"
The IRS does not fuck around.
etc
etc
etc
You probably still think coronavirus is worth destroying all small business for.

>> No.7041164
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>>7041054
Wow, you fell for the lies and propaganda the Fake News Media and Leftists Incels spewed about Trump. The only ones glorifying violence is Democrats. There are no anti-LGBT policies. There is no anti-poor people policy. There is no anti-first or anti-second amendment policy. The only one being an absolute retard here is you.

>> No.7041168

>>7041148
See, this is what I'm talking about. These are all fabrications.

They said Trump suggested using bleach to kill corona. This is fact.

They said Giuliani was caught in a "compromising position." This is technically an opinion, but I find that position to be compromising

They said trump is responsible for the 200k deaths. I say he is. They didn't say he killed 200k people. When he made his initial travel ban, he didn't include much of Europe. Patient zero in North America was most likely from Europe.


And I live in NY. I witnessed, first hand, corpses slumped in the hallways. People died before they could even be seen. I know doctors keep you waiting forever, but thats ridiculous. Bodies had to be loaded into moving trucks.

You cant hyperbolize a news article, and try and pass it off as verbatim and call it fake news. That, itself, is fake news.

>> No.7041169

>>7041164

Policy directly from the trumo administration is fake news?

Try not to shoot up a Walmart or send 30 bombs in the mail, psycho.

>> No.7041173

>>7041164
>violence is Democrats. There are no anti-LGBT policies
He literally banned transgenders/people with dysphoria from the military lmfao.

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>>7041169
Yes it's fake news. And you're the psycho here, rioting in the streets, killing innocent black children during the riots.

>>7041173
That's not anti-LGBT. If anything he's protecting them since they're mentally unfit for military duty. Also just because you identify as a woman, even though you have a penis and have no intention of getting surgery, does not mean you have gender dysphoria.

>> No.7041213

>>7041168
>They said Trump suggested using bleach to kill corona. This is fact.
Nice spin there. It's easy to twist things if you remove context.

>They said Giuliani was caught in a "compromising position." This is technically an opinion, but I find that position to be compromising
A single man is in a room consensually with an adult women. BTW GO SEE BORAT 2, NOW IN THEATRES
>They said trump is responsible for the 200k deaths. I say he is. They didn't say he killed 200k people. When he made his initial travel ban, he didn't include much of Europe. Patient zero in North America was most likely from Europe.
Wasn't Trump getting a lot of flak for the travel bans in the first place, now he didn't ban enough travel? Should we shut down the highways because people die in car crashes?

>And I live in NY. I witnessed, first hand, corpses slumped in the hallways. People died before they could even be seen. I know doctors keep you waiting forever, but thats ridiculous. Bodies had to be loaded into moving trucks.
Wow, Trump runs New York? He did that?
You don't care about facts and I doubt you live in NY.

>> No.7041217

>>7040548
>reddit
Also that guy is full of shit

>> No.7041227

>>7041104
You must never leave your house or have any contact with people outside the internet. I worked with people like that, who would literally call him an Oompa Loompa but when pressed on it couldn't answer why he was "evil" other than "he just is".

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I think perhaps this board needs to be strict on no Youtuber threads.

>> No.7041253

>>7041232
Nah just leave them as dedicated shitposting threads, it's the natural state in which they degrade anyway.

>> No.7041335

>>7041054
>the excessive glorification of violence, anti-LGBT policy, anti-poor people policy
So uh, is this supposed to not be based or something? You are literally mentally handicapped.

>> No.7041342

>>7041227

Probably because they know you don't deserve an explanation. If you have to ask, you have no desire to know in the first place.

>> No.7041343

>>7037194
can't these screenwave media faggots get another fucking sponsor already

>> No.7041359

>>7041168
>They said trump is responsible for the 200k deaths. I say he is.

No, China is for sending the virus around the word. Ping Ling had one job to dispose of the dead bat they do virus tests on but couldn't resist eating the damn thing and here we are.

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