/vr/ - Retro Games

[Those who melt, melt. No.7437089]

SHOWTIME: Epoxy melting.

[Anonymous No.7437167]

Was it like then when you or the person playing received it or did it melt after playing?

[Anonymous No.7437183]

>>7437167
No idea. Some unhappy jap dude posted this on twatter. He claims its sticky and leaking.

[Anonymous No.7437193]

The gift that just keeps on giving.

[Anonymous No.7437203]

https://twitter.com/takaflo/status/1362028279146815490
>Translated from Japanese by Google
>When I opened the PAPRIUM, the cassette was black and sticky and messed up, but it seems that the guy who is solidifying something in the cassette is leaking out rather than being intentionally attached with this kind of production ... First of all, I can't insert it into an MD. I wonder if it will work properly after cleaning ...

So it came that way. That's what happens when you pour a glob of tar on your PCBs, Fonz.

[Anonymous No.7437223]

>>7437089
Meltrium.

[Anonymous No.7437258]

>>7437167
Guessing the ARM chip on board is heating up enough to melt the epoxy

[Anonymous No.7437292]

>>7437258
So why isn't this happening to anyone else then?

[Anonymous No.7437295]

>>7437292
Epoxy was improperly cured/mixed?

[Anonymous No.7437297]

It touched something else that reacted to it.
I have a PS3 with an ethernet cord shaped melted spot on the bottom, guess someone cheaped out on the cord they used.

[Anonymous No.7437306]

>>7437292
Could it be heating the chip more than usual? Maybe that's the tradeoff for those shiny graphics.

[Anonymous No.7437313]

>>7437089
This been ripped yet?

[Anonymous No.7437320]

>>7437297
What's the reason behind cords melting plastic? I've seen a fair amount of old electronics ruined because some dumbass stored it with the cord wrapped around it.

[Anonymous No.7437350]

>>7437089
Fonzie intentionally designed the cart to self destruct if you try to play it on inferior hardware.

[Anonymous No.7437356]

>>7437320
Conflicting plastic types. First time I heard of it was a collector talking about an old Star Wars Jawa toy that would have the bandolier melt into the body if it touched it without the robe.
I don't know the chemistry, maybe it's like how you need to mix epoxy with an activator, the one plastic is the other's activator perhaps.

[Anonymous No.7437803]

Wouldn't it be so funny if this will be the fate of all Paprium carts? Like adding melted shit to disaster.

[Anonymous No.7437851]

>>7437803
That'd be incredible if Paprium became lost media mere months after it released due to Fonzie's paranoia of it being emulated and incompetence.

[Anonymous No.7437889]

>>7437803
I opened my cart when I got it because the aluminium plate was loosy and there was not that much of that black 'epoxy' above the chips so it looks more like a factory defect sample that got through their 'QA checks' (if there is even one)

[Anonymous No.7437893]

the thong tho
lol

[Anonymous No.7437897]

Why the FUCK would anyone pot a device to prevent dumping in the 21st century? Dissolving that shit is baby tier in an era when dumpers have done shit like microprobing bare silicon decapped with fuming nitric acid using chip fab level tools?

Whoever made that cart must still think it's 1988.

[Anonymous No.7437947]

>>7437897
It's not to prevent it, it's to make it harder. Show me how many gamers have access to fuming nitric and chip fab level tools? That's right, one in a million. You make dumping difficult to buy time and recover your investment. The same goes for stupid DRM in games; it'll eventually be cracked.
Not that Fonz deserves any profit out of this huge mess.

[Anonymous No.7437961]

>>7437947
Mame contributers have resorted to such extreme measures to reverse engineer proprietary stuff. It's a different world than consoles apparently.

[Anonymous No.7437973]

>>7437258
There's nothing there that would melt the plastic you pleb.

[Anonymous No.7437996]

>>7437203
tarprium

[Anonymous No.7438045]

>>7437183
Check the used games in japan, they even found cartridges with cum...

[Anonymous No.7438058]

>>7437258
>a tard is guessing on the internet
what's new

>>7437897
Never underestimate how stupid people are in the 21st century. In a previous thread someone posted pics of a board where someone tried to chisel the epoxy off. In the same thread some ass clown claimed he could dump those broken chips with a picture of an eprom programmer. That epoxy has already cock blocked a few lads who consider them the smarted guys in twitter/reddit/4chan, and to be fair they're probably smarter than most. The world is just chock full of idiots.

[Anonymous No.7438086]

>>7437947
>"Show me how many gamers have access to fuming nitric and chip fab level tools"
>easily melts off in OP's pic
>infinitely more complex hardware has been reverse engineered in many many emulators

This shit will be easy to dump and get working compared to far harder things that have been achieved with almost countless emulators and hardware. But will anyone even bother trying with this mess of a game, and someone will first have the give that frog cunt their money to get hold of it.

[Anonymous No.7438137]

1970s tier copy protection. Reminds me of this comfy page on depotting a Votrax speech synthesizer made of discrete components:
http://kevtris.org/Projects/votraxml1/pn1507.html
http://kevtris.org/Projects/votraxml1/pn1508.html
http://kevtris.org/Projects/votraxml1/pn1509.html

[Anonymous No.7438226]

>>7437889
Nice, then dump it >:3

[Anonymous No.7438228]

>>7438058
Hello Fonzie. Your game WILL be CRACKED and it WILL be DUMPED.

[Anonymous No.7438236]

>>7437089
Why do thes retards actually think that epoxy is a protection? Did they ever heard of security by obscurity?
Epoxy can be removed easily, if needed at all.
In most cases you don't even have too, since when the console can read the game, you/your dumper can too, with few software fixes (if at all).

Even further, what is the logic to ""protect"" against dumping / copy, when you are only selling a limited quantity and maybe never sell again?
Very brain dead idiots there.

[Anonymous No.7438239]

>>7437947
>epoxy
>harder

laughes_in_2021.gif

[Anonymous No.7438253]

>>7438236
Stop damage controlling Fonzie your shitty "security" will be broken soon.

[Anonymous No.7438262]

>>7438253
WTF, did you even READ the post?
The whole post was an actual flame against that "fonzie" and everyone who still do shit like this.

[Anonymous No.7438263]

>>7438262
Sure it was Fonzie.

[Anonymous No.7438267]

>>7438263
maybe (you) are fonzie trying reverse psychology.

[Anonymous No.7438281]

>>7438262
>>7438263
>>7438267
Maybe you BOTH are FONZIE.

[Anonymous No.7438293]

Everyone is Fonzie while covering their dick in Epoxy.

[Anonymous No.7438305]

GLOBTIME

[Anonymous No.7438307]

>>7437089
>dude on kickstarter actually releases the game
>people still find a reason to bitch and complain anyway

Why can't you people just be grateful he released it?

[Anonymous No.7438406]

>>7438307
Shut up fonzie

[Anonymous No.7438418]

hello i'm fonzie

[Anonymous No.7438478]

>>7438281
Probably the same guy. Schizo arguing with himself.

[Anonymous No.7438546]

>>7437258
>Guessing the ARM chip on board is heating up enough to melt the epoxy
>>7437292
>>7437306
see:
>>7437203
>So it came that way
fonzie is just shipping garbage. the epoxy wasn't properly dried when that retard put the cart together and boxed it.
>>7437350
>Fonzie intentionally designed the cart to self destruct if you try to play it on inferior hardware.
fonzie has had problems with his game failing on all kinds of legit megadrives and mega-sg
>>7438058
>the smarted guys
>smarted
you illiterate baboon.
> In a previous thread someone posted pics of a board where someone tried to chisel the epoxy of
a few carts have been stripped. chisel? lmao. ok.
> broken chips
i remember the threads but I don't recall broken chips. care to try again? maybe post links to support your schizo ramblings?

[Anonymous No.7438560]

>>7437089
We are Venom

[Anonymous No.7438564]

>>7438307
> be french frog
> spends the best part of a decade making a game
> people are receiving broken shit and are now demanding refunds
> Why can't you people just be grateful he released it?
get fucked, fonzie.

[Anonymous No.7438616]

>>7438226
Tried it but only got the troll 8-bit game as everybody else and only 64KB worth of code/data (all the rest of the dump is either mirror of the ROM first KB or garbage that corresponds to nothing when disassembled).

Unfortunately, people figured there is a timer in the cart that starts as soon as it is powered and if you don't read data from the cart fast enough (like a few ms as with a real console), it will return the incomplete dump with the troll game.

All the MD cart dumpers I know power up the cart as soon as they are plugged to usb port do when you start the dumping software, it is already way too late.

[Anonymous No.7438681]

This seems kinda fake-ish but I guess it's not impossible either. I haven't dealt with specifically this type of epoxy before but I've had some dealings with industrial tier epoxy equipment and from what I've seen the mix doesn't have to be that far off for the epoxy to not harden completely.

[Anonymous No.7438896]

>>7438546
>u made typo so illiterate
Slick burn facebook. You need to go back.
>i remember the threads but didn't read them and still haven't read them spoon feed me
lol. Nope. Either learn to read threads or don't pretend you did. Skimming for (You)s isn't reading the thread.

[Anonymous No.7438901]

>>7438616
sounds pretty easy to dump though when it's just a timer thing. just a software thing.

also anywhere a download of that data, like the game and everything else?

[Anonymous No.7439154]

>>7438901
No it is not easy because you need to build a custom dumper board with a cartridge port that simulate all the port signals with exact same timings as real console hardware + develop some custom firmware to drive these signals and read from the cart somewhere.

[Anonymous No.7439432]

>>7438045
please tell me you have a link to this

[Anonymous No.7439589]

None of the real pros are going to waste their time on a shitty homebrew. Mame team regularly cracks custom encryption asics and shit on arcade boards and would be all over the problem if it was a Vertexer or shit.

[Anonymous No.7439596]

>>7439589
>None of the real pros are going to waste their time on a shitty homebrew
lol, dude, people will do it just for the challenge, not even because they actually give a shit about it

[Anonymous No.7439624]

>>7437089
>Fonzies lack of electrics knowledge led to Pier Solar cartidges frying themselves and sometimes the console
>Literally the same thing happens 10 years later with his next game

That fucker never learns.

[Anonymous No.7439795]

>>7439596
I did think of the point, i.e. the Streisand Effect so yeah. Still, getting the best of some frog is little reward for the effort.

[Anonymous No.7440163]

>>7437313
No, it's not a real Genesis game.

[Anonymous No.7440709]

>>7438564
it's not even fonzo it's a fonzo simp
nearly everyone know he didn't use KS but Gems, to avoid using a pro paypal account and evading paypal preorder policy

[Anonymous No.7440745]

>>7438137
Ohh thats interesting

[Anonymous No.7440753]

This is all you see now when you go to magicalgamefactory.com. Claiming they're "sold out" despite not having working payments for the last month. Also a "big announcement" for next Monday.

[Anonymous No.7440829]

>>7440753
The "for emergencies" line is weird, as if they secretly consider the possibility of the carts catching fire or exploding to be non-trivial.

[Anonymous No.7440836]

>>7440753
>monday the twenty secondth

[Anonymous No.7440939]

>>7439154
Probably a dumb question, but as I understand it the way certain clone systems like Retron 5 work is that they flash the entire ROM of the cartridge to memory, and if you know what you're doing you could use it as a ROM dumper (I was actually just reading about a method someone came up with to do just that using a Retron). Commercial Genesis dumpers might not be fast enough, but could Retron 5 do the trick given that it usually only takes 5 or so seconds to flash a game to memory?

[Anonymous No.7441037]

>>7440753
Big announcement is that after 3 years of waiting, Fonz is finally willing to do refunds.

[Anonymous No.7441046]

>>7440939
As a noob I was thinking the same thing, but there's probably a reason it hasn't been done yet.

[Anonymous No.7441073]

>>7437089
There's so much bullshit in the game, it's leaking out of the cartridge

[Anonymous No.7441086]

>>7441046
It's highly unlikely it's just about speed. If I was building it I would be programming the onboard ARM to watch for a certain pattern of access. A MD will first get the RESET vector, then read that area as the CPU starts pipelining opcodes for use, then as the CPU decodes and executes them it will generate a known pattern of address lines on the cart bus every time. So in order to dump it successfully you need dumping software that actively emulates a 68000 and only pulls the bytes absolutely necessary.
But then the question is, how long is it watching for? Is it doing a recheck constantly so you would have to "refresh" this pattern every 16.67ms? Or is it much worse, is all data read via a packet system whereby the game logic "requests" an object and has it mapped into memory at a certain location and failure to provide the right "key" means it locks up? Arcade hardware uses all sorts of devious tricks like this when they have a CPU acting as ROM mapper and gatekeeper. And Paprium uses an ARM, the sheer power gives them access to a wealth of tricks that could make getting an accurate and complete dump as difficult as cracking Denuvo...

[Anonymous No.7441124]

>>7440753
Can't wait for the announcement to actually come on the 22nd of next year after WM goes down for half a year.

[Anonymous No.7441137]

>>7441086
the fucker couldn't make his paranoia code run on og VA6s. Despite his claims he is not some kind of beethoven of the 68k, at best he's some sleight of hand trickster

[Anonymous No.7441158]

>>7441073
>the fucker couldn't make his paranoia code run on og VA6s. Despite his claims he is not some kind of beethoven of the 68k, at best he's some sleight of hand trickster
Kek.
Though the cartridge does look really cool, and the game does look cool (in some ways) too.
It's too bad Fonzie didn't have someone to keep in check, like a CEO or board of directors.

[Anonymous No.7441176]

>>7441158
The farthest to go the ugliest it gets
the perspectives, the wrong palettes when fog disappear, Rugal Murdok doing 1 frame Submarine screw...
Oh yeah and abuse of foreground objects
You know what other MD game abused of foreground ?
Fantasia, and it was also a shitty game.

[Anonymous No.7441183]

>>7441137
Fonzie didn't do the copy protection himself. He barely knows how to program, which shows in Paprium. He's a visionary more than anything.

[Anonymous No.7441197]

>>7441183
>what works is fonzo
>what doesn't is not fonzo
yeah right.
he knows some "code", there are various demos floating around. He just choose to be a pretentious dick and devise some overblown paranoia code.

[Anonymous No.7441203]

>>7441183
You can be the best coder in the world but if you got no one to test your shit there's bound to be glaring bugs which is what happened with Paprium due to his paranoia of spoilers in a fucking beat em up on the dang Genesis.

[Anonymous No.7441216]

>>7441158
>beethoven of the 68k

[Anonymous No.7441264]

S H O W T I M E

[Anonymous No.7441823]

>>7440939
Maybe most owners are dumb normalfags who don't know shit.

[Anonymous No.7441950]

>>7438058
It's extremely easy to remove the epoxy with a heat gun and some patience.

[Anonymous No.7441958]

>>7438546
He deliberately broke compatibility with Mega Sg because he wants you to use real hardware. Kevtris has already developed a workaround for whatever Fonzie did.

[Anonymous No.7441965]

>>7441037
He already refunded some people who had asked for it. I asked for it years ago and when I heard he was shipping the game, I told him to just send the game and he did.

[Anonymous No.7442012]

>>7440753
>"big announcement" for next Monday.

>I Gwénaël "Fonzie" Godde, have decided to retire from the retro gaming scene after the failure that is Paprium.
>I humbly apologize to everybody I have wronged with my maniacal ways
>And hereby relinquish ownership of Watermelon back to its original Co-Founder Tulio Adriano.

[Anonymous No.7442052]

>>7442012 F I N A L L Y !
The mini moustache is gone.

[Anonymous No.7442076]

>>7439432
Well Luke Morse delete is videos, when was going to shop, but i can show you a NES game how it looks in a japan store. Disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCfLN0bKcg

[Anonymous No.7442154]

>>7441950
If you're the guy who has the OP pic it's even easier than that. The shit will just run off the board on it's own. Probably used the wrong ratio. Should have been 1:1 but he used 1 part frog to 2 parts tard.
Also, someone should tell the guy who has that cart that if the shit is literally just running of his card he can probably sell that to someone who wants to dump it for substantially more than he paid for it.

[Anonymous No.7442231]

is he too retarded to release a pc port?

[Anonymous No.7442241]

>>7438307
You think it's some sort of achievement to release a game if you were funded on kickstarter?

[Anonymous No.7442243]

>>7442231

[Anonymous No.7442247]

>>7442243
It looks like Haze dev without a moustache, but more soft and gay friend.

[Anonymous No.7442368]

>>7438896
kill yourself, fonzie - you ILLITERATE BABOON.

[Anonymous No.7442386]

>>7442368
Comment osez-vous m'appeler un babouin, j'ai réalisé le meilleur jeu vidéo de l'histoire du Sega Mega Drive! Je vais vous poursuivre pour tout ce que vous avez! Un babouin! Je suis consterné!

[Anonymous No.7442408]

>>7442386
killl yourself, you retarded frog.

[Anonymous No.7442431]

>>7442386
Oui Oui, froschman le frog mon ami.

[Anonymous No.7442446]

>>7442408
Salut les fagots,
Je m'appelle John et je déteste chacun d'entre vous. Vous êtes tous gros, attardés, sans vie qui passent chaque seconde de leur journée à regarder des photos de fesses stupides. Vous êtes tout mauvais dans le monde. Honnêtement, est-ce que l'un de vous a déjà eu une chatte? Je veux dire, je suppose que c'est amusant de se moquer des gens à cause de vos propres insécurités, mais vous passez tous à un tout autre niveau. C'est encore pire que de se branler sur des photos sur Facebook.

Ne basedez pas un étranger. Frappez-moi de votre meilleur coup. Je suis quasiment parfait. J'étais capitaine de l'équipe de football et partant de mon équipe de basket-ball. À quels sports jouez-vous, à part "branler des Japonais nus"? Je reçois aussi des A directs et j'ai une petite amie sexy (elle m'a juste soufflé; Merde était tellement d'argent). Vous êtes tous des fagots qui devraient simplement vous suicider. Merci pour l'écoute.

En relation avec la photo: c'est moi et mes chiennes

[Anonymous No.7442453]

>>7442446
I don't speak gay.

[Anonymous No.7442463]

>>7442446
>Merde était tellement d'argent

[Anonymous No.7442491]

>>7442446
>fagots instead of fayots
Weak attempt

[Anonymous No.7442558]

Salut les fagots,
Je m'appelle Gwénaël Godde et je déteste chacun d'entre vous. Vous êtes tous gros,
retardés, sans vie qui passent chaque seconde de leur journée à jouer à des jeux Snes téléchargés illégalement.
Vous êtes tout mauvais dans le monde. Honnêtement, est-ce que l'un d'entre vous a déjà joué à SOR2 avec une fille?
Je veux dire, je suppose que c'est amusant de se moquer des gens à cause de vos propres insécurités, mais vous
tous prennent un tout nouveau niveau. C'est encore pire que de télécharger des roms PC Engine.
Ne basedez pas un étranger. Frappez-moi de votre meilleur coup. Je suis quasiment parfait.
J'ai fait une prise de contrôle hostile de mon équipe d'échecs du lycée et j'ai pratiquement dit à mes professeurs comment installer Windows 3.11.
Quels hobbies avez-vous, à part "développer un jeu dans RPG maker"? J'ai aussi des A directs et j'ai un merveilleux
partisan de YouTube sans estime de soi (il m'a juste donné une excellente critique; Merde était tellement ca $ h).

Vous êtes tous des fagots qui devraient simplement vous suicider. Merci pour l'écoute.

En relation avec la photo: c'est moi et ma chienne"

[Anonymous No.7442563]

>>7437292
Everyone else only bought the game to put on their shelf and aren't actually playing it

[Anonymous No.7442573]

>>7442563
But then mine came in a weird box that I don't remember even ordering, and now it can't even stand on my shelf.
So Fonzie managed to screw me not once, but twice.

[Anonymous No.7442595]

>>7442446
basé

[Anonymous No.7443082]

>>7442453
Agreed, French is a Gay Language.
Women who speak are Lesbian.

[Anonymous No.7443151]

>>7442573
You got the investor box with the red Genesis label, sounds like. Sorry to hear that, I saw that box in the game sack video and cringed at how badly designed it is.

[Anonymous No.7443165]

>>7437893
I'm glad someone decided to wear and document it, for posterity, of course.

[Anonymous No.7443173]

>>7437258
Epoxy does not melt, its a duroplast when hardened and rather burns than melting

[Anonymous No.7443565]

>>7442368

[Anonymous No.7443573]

>>7443173
>I am retarded and underage

[Anonymous No.7443597]

>$150
>2 hour beat em up
Scam

[Anonymous No.7444726]

This is what you fucking deserve for playing Genesis for 30 years.

[Anonymous No.7445526]

https://youtu.be/es723pkGz0Q

looks like the game is glitchy as hell on real hardware

[Anonymous No.7445613]

>>7445526
Looking at all other youtube reviews and people reporting it working fine on the models that guy said he was using, it's more like he got a busted cartridge... or maybe he is using a cheap ass ac adaptor as this cart seems to require some more power than a normal genesis cart.

[Anonymous No.7445645]

>>7445613
Hi fonzo

[Anonymous No.7445690]

>>7442012
In reality he's most likely going to take preorders for Project N at $200 a cart.

[Anonymous No.7445850]

>>7442558
>st1ka

[Anonymous No.7446123]

>>7444726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLmd0100T9g

[Anonymous No.7446140]

>>7445613
Go fix it.

[Anonymous No.7446152]

>>7445526
It's looking like that because he's running it on an LCD when Paprium can ONLY be played on a REAL Sega Genesis displayed on a CRT. This is a man's game you wanna treat it like a bitch then it'll treat you like a bitch. Next time you buy Fonzie's game please read the damn FAQ first before trying to run it on inferior hardware then get mad when it can't power its might.

[Anonymous No.7446207]

>>7445690
I doubt he'll get many, given how much goodwill he's squandered.
If the old WM people came back, and someone became to the CEO to whom Fonzie would have to answer, that would probably restore confidence.

[Anonymous No.7446216]

>>7446207
>given how much goodwill he's squandered.
I wanna believe that but the homebrew community is full of retards who will throw cash at any homebrew and defend utter garbage like Papi Commando because they still are under this mindset that if they don't support every project they may end up with nothing at all. Fuck a romhack of Kung Fu with Chumlee from Pawn Stars got $30,000 on kickstarter not too long ago. Hardest thing Fonzie will come across is finding people to work on the game with him if the claims of unpaid wages are true.

[Anonymous No.7446406]

Weekly Paprium seethe and cope thread.

[Anonymous No.7446437]

>>7446406
Daily, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.7446458]

>>7446437
Not him but there's not a new thread everyday so he's right

[Anonymous No.7446679]

>>7445526
Mark doesn't seem happy...

[Anonymous No.7447119]

>>7442558
Anon, tu parles français comme une vache mexicaine. On dit pas "fagot" (ça, c'est des morceaux de bois) mais "pédé". En plus, tu utilises des expressions littérales dégueulasses qui auraient même pas leur place sur VICE france.

>>7443082
On en reparlera le jour où tu arrives à apprendre une autre langue mon lapin. Ou à perdre ton pucelage. Ou les deux.

Sinon, Paprium c'est de la merde surestimée et Fonzie un crétin. Perso même le dump je m'en tamponne complètement. Mais c'est rigolo de lire les commentaires à chaque fois.

[Anonymous No.7447225]

>>7447119
I would insult you back, but you're French and that's punishment enough.

[Anonymous No.7447271]

>>7447119

Top 3 of countries that cry when someone online makes fun of it.

>3. Brazil (YOU INSULT BRASIL????)
>2. Spain (This is not even correct Spanish, the correct way is to understand the difference between the male and the female form and the blabla)
>1. France (YOU ARE LE TERRIBLE, HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE AMERIKAN!)

[Anonymous No.7448143]

>>7442076
Do you have the one where he says he's quitting youtube because his wife left him due to him filling up their house with games?

[Anonymous No.7448356]

>>7447119

[Anonymous No.7448401]

>>7437089

Hate it for you guys. Now back to my officially licensed, non-melting and destroying my console games.

[Anonymous No.7448430]

>>7447119
Instead of being a le cunt you could have just rewritten it for him, thus improving on the meme.

[Anonymous No.7448437]

>>7437356
Most common I can think of is EPA (polystyrene) and PVC

https://www.buildmagazine.org.nz/assets/PDF/BUILD65-26-ElecCableInPoly.pdf

[Anonymous No.7448698]

>>7446152
That's now how 4:3 works

[Anonymous No.7449893]

>>7442243
I prefer you to be quiet

[Anonymous No.7450045]

>>7437961

And most of MAME still sucks still cant find a perfect emulation of Double Dragon 2

[Anonymous No.7450338]

>>7447119 I Agreed.
Well for the losers doesn´t know french, why don´t use google translator? I got the answer easily. The comments are more important to laugh.

[Anonymous No.7450346]

>>7447119 I learn French at school, but i hate it, i can translated in to portuguese, but i fucking hate it, so trash and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.7450348]

>>7450045
Works for me on mame 100%.

[Anonymous No.7450351]

just give me the rom ahhhhhh

[Anonymous No.7450357]

>>7449893
Ok. Have a little more... Le Shit...

[Anonymous No.7450359]

>>7449893

[Anonymous No.7450365]

>>7450351
everyone wants the rom sadly....

[Anonymous No.7450425]

Ohhhh boy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX7Zpc-TuGY

[Anonymous No.7450481]

>>7450425

The absolute unmitigated audacity to give virtually no details about your game and end your joke of a webpage with how to pay lmao

[Anonymous No.7450509]

>>7450425
I wouldn't give Fonzie my money, since he seems untrustworthy, but this guy is such an annoying faggot all the same.

[Anonymous No.7450551]

>>7450509
Originally there was still a bit of hope since Watermelon was more than just Fonzie. but then he did a very hostile takeover which was so fucking foul that the co-founder actually packed his bags and left.
Fonzie is the lowest of the low, scum of the earth. the sooner he's gone the better.
Spread the word, do not support Watermelon any longer. and make fun of those who do.

[Anonymous No.7450573]

>>7450509
Yeah, i couldn't watch. Massively stereotypical mutt manchild.

[Anonymous No.7450968]

>all the jealous mediocres itt

>>7445526
>run Paprium on ps4 display
jikes

[Anonymous No.7450987]

>>7437089
In an hour and a half Fonzie will announce that he's retiring and leaving the industry with all the preorder cash.

[Anonymous No.7451000]

https://support.analogue.co/hc/en-us/articles/360024836892-Mega-Sg-Firmware-Update-v4-8
>v4.8 notes:
>- Fixed graphical corruption in Paprium
>- Fixed six button controller reading for Ultracore, Paprium and other games

[Anonymous No.7451070]

>>7451000
good now all it takes to dump paprium is to hack the mega sg

[Anonymous No.7451275]

>>7450987
"It took so long, because good things takes ages" - Fonzie.

[Anonymous No.7451329]

https://www.magicalgamefactory.com/
>Keep cool, this page is not closed but we need your full attention for the next couple of days.
>PAPRIUM is the biggest game of its kind and should be sooner or later recognized as a landmark of the genre.
>However, this game has been developed, manufactured and shipped at our own expenses.
>We can't allow any further #LOCUSTERY to happen: We will fight-back.
Its over.

[Anonymous No.7451362]

Why do these Frenchies always come off as giant douchebags?

>hononohon le fonzie you are great
>*lights cigarette*
>tell us about how le great you are honhonhon

[Anonymous No.7451384]

>>7451362
Fonzie being interviewed by a French version of Tomonobu Itagaki? Figures.

[Anonymous No.7451485]

>>7437089
I will now buy your game

[Anonymous No.7451493]

>faggot: so will the jack be for updates?
>fonzie: no comment honhon wear your underwear!

ugh, French humor.

[Anonymous No.7451538]

If what he's saying is true I feel really sorry for the guy

[Anonymous No.7451597]

>>7451538
Based, I'm also doing OMAD and having ridiculous gains.

[Anonymous No.7451616]

is there anyway to replay the fake game from when you first boot up the game for the first time?

[Anonymous No.7451619]

>>7451616
Download the bad paprium dump and run in any emu.

[Anonymous No.7451626]

>>7451362
That would be pretty A E S T H E T I C if Paprium wasn't such a shitshow.

[Anonymous No.7451681]

>>7451329
Anyone read the full announcement? Looks like he's abandoning ship...
https://www.paprium.com/press/data/PAPRIUM_Communique_de_presse_EN_02_2021.pdf
Does anyone want to try and buy the rights so the game can be fixed up and actually widely released?

[Anonymous No.7451716]

>>7437893
imagine being this insecure about your micro penis that you blurred that shit

[Anonymous No.7451849]

>>7451538
Game still isn't very fun to play.

[Anonymous No.7451852]

#Locustery

[Anonymous No.7451859]

>>7451538
Don't forget he literally threw a big party for the release of the game and then didn't release the game for more than another year. If he was only eating once a day it's his own fault.

[Anonymous No.7451868]

>>7451681
It's pretty obvious that PayPal have just frozen his account again because yet again he received a massive influx of cash that they're assuming is dodgy/money laundering etc and they won't unfreeze it because when asked why he's receiving tens of thousands of dollars out of nowhere and he's said "im making a videogame" they aren't happy with the answer.

PayPal are a shitty company.

[Anonymous No.7451887]

>>7451868
Such a pay((pal)) they are...

[Anonymous No.7451894]

>>7451868
>PayPal are a shitty company.
And Fonzie is a shitty ego tripping autist, so it kinda evens out.
I'm glad he's selling off his IPs, he just needs to disappear.

[Anonymous No.7451902]

sh-showtime...

[Anonymous No.7451930]

>>7451681
>https://www.paprium.com/press/data/PAPRIUM_Communique_de_presse_EN_02_2021.pdf
>Since the announcement and release of PAPRIUM we have been under relentless attacks from a few individuals who worked day and night to have us fail. This has a name: hate, envy, stupidity.
>Unfortunately, combined with the cowardize (or opportunity?) of the biggest internet actors,their actions managed to get our funds (once again) seized making PAPRIUM the biggest game ever developed, manufactured and distributed "for free".
>We have continuously, over the last 12 years, manufactured and delivered, always exceeding expectations. We defined and shaped our own market with quality and - although retro - innovative products. Many un-matched even a decade later. Each of our games released are new milestones in the retro gaming industry.
>However, with the rise of management by bots, political correctness, quantum computing fabrication, design over function and digital fart ownership combined with the recent taste for mediocrity from various worldwide monopolistic internet actors such as Paypal, Amazon and Google, it seems harder, if not impossible for companies of our size to get paid for our work.
Who is he talking about?

[Anonymous No.7451937]

>>7451930
Mostly paypal, he refers to them as a mafia organization for seizing his funds and a bunch of other shit. Watch the interview I actually believe him
>inb4 lmao shutup fonzi
no u

[Anonymous No.7451940]

>>7451868
>It's pretty obvious that PayPal have just frozen his account again because yet again he received a massive influx of cash that they're assuming is dodgy/money laundering etc and they won't unfreeze it because when asked why he's receiving tens of thousands of dollars out of nowhere and he's said "im making a videogame" they aren't happy with the answer.
Towards the end, Fonzie had trouble paying certain people (artists, for example), so that may be part of it.
Or it could just be PayPal being (((PayPal))).
Actually, I wouldn't be surprised, given his conduct, if Fonzie was (((Fonzie))) himself.

[Anonymous No.7451994]

>>7451940
Fonzie wants to be a rockstar, not a dev. so he throws money around and then gets into trouble because he can't pay people.
its an age old problem.

[Anonymous No.7451996]

game is alright. annoys me that i have to disconnect the 32x to play it. certainly not worth the current prices for it

[Anonymous No.7452017]

>>7451275
>>7451362
>>7451485
I was going to create a separate thread for it, but didn't, assuming a tyrannical trannyjan would delete it.
But yeah, that guy, the interviewer, somehow comes across as a bigger, more arrogant douche even than Fonzie, which is a remarkable achievement.
I get that he's hamming it up a bit for YouTube, but he's still probably a arrogant, chain-smoking douche in real life.
I'm glad that the biggest bitch class in TF2 is based on this stereotype.

[Anonymous No.7452029]

>>7451996
It will never be cheaper either. In that interview that was released today Fonzie was against porting Paprium to any other platform. Probably because there will never be money to do a port.

[Anonymous No.7452101]

>>7452029

It will be free, eventually

[Anonymous No.7452108]

>>7437089
Why are you pouring acid onto your carts?

[Anonymous No.7452114]

>>7452101
The only people really interested in this are retro collectorfag types, who definitely want the physical media.

[Anonymous No.7452119]

>>7452114

There are tons of people that want to play it, all over.

However him selling his IP's maybe will lead to a cheaper cart

[Anonymous No.7452197]

Lets hope Piko will snatch it up, improve the game till its fun. and then sell it as Paprium DX. now on cart and steam.

[Anonymous No.7452364]

when fonzie needs more cocaine money, it will get ported or get cheaper versions

[Anonymous No.7452380]

>>7452119
>There are tons of people who want to pirate it and play it for free

Yes there is. And they seethe 24/7 in these threads begging for it to get dumped.

[Anonymous No.7452429]

>>7452380

I don't really see anyone seething 24/7 lmao, more like every now and then

[Anonymous No.7452445]

>>7437089
https://www.paprium.com/press/data/PAPRIUM_Communique_de_presse_EN_02_2021.pdf
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE

[Anonymous No.7452456]

>>7452429
And even then its clearly the same little autistic rom begging kid every time.
probably thinks he'll get it faster if he just keeps asking for it.

[Anonymous No.7452540]

>>7452456
I want to see the rom dump just for fonzo paranoia code to go to heck
I know I won't play it soon since the cart is literally 100x more powerful than the console it runs on lol, and also sound is 100% generated on cart.

And I don't want to play it anyway. Inexistant AI that just one-shots to balance lol.

[Anonymous No.7452551]

lmao

[Anonymous No.7452557]

>>7437320
Cords have a plasticizer inside that keeps them flexible. Over time the plasticizer can leak out and the cable will become more brittle. The leaked out plasticizer can then be absorbed by other plastic next to it, making it "melt"

[Anonymous No.7452576]

>>7452445
fucking hysterical, blaming the anonymous internet hordes when you made a shit game that you couldn't deliver as expected

[Anonymous No.7452586]

what a faggot

[Anonymous No.7452602]

>>7452586
It's going to be a landmark. A landmark in everything NOT to do when making a homebrew game. Oh well at the very least Fonzie's legal troubles and issues of getting everyone's copy out along with sheer infamy will make the few owners rich in the future.

[Anonymous No.7452609]

>>7452586
Godde is finally losing it for real

[Anonymous No.7452676]

>>7452456
>>7452540
Frankly, even though most of my comments in this (and other) Paprium threads have been somewhat negative, I don't understand why people are eager for this to be dumped.
It's not a great game, and dumping it will only harm an indie dev.
Yeah, the guy is Weird Al-looking douche, but it seems needlessly spiteful and selfish to dump (and I assume, distribute) his game.
Also
>>7452551
I'm not an EE, but can't that theoretically cause the chips to overheat?

[Anonymous No.7452683]

>>7452540
>Inexistant AI that just one-shots to balance lol.
The AI actually seppukus, from what's seen, by jumping into death pits.

[Anonymous No.7452691]

>>7451930
Absolute madman.

[Anonymous No.7452694]

>>7452676
It wouldnt have a significant impact in thermals. If a chip is getting hot it deserves a heatsink or other thermal consideration. Covering a normally cool chip in schmoo isn't any different than the schmoo the chip is already put in from the factory.

[Anonymous No.7452707]

>>7452676
>and dumping it will only harm an indie dev.
How would it harm it? If someone was willing to pay $200 for this after all the shit that happened they would've already done it by now. The guys holding out for a dump were never going to buy it regardless if it ever happens.

[Anonymous No.7452716]

>>7452676
>an indie dev.
WM is a fucking company
when things works it tries to pass as the greatest in the universe
when things are shitty "oh noes we're just a humble dev that took your money 8 years ago, please wait 8 more years"

If he acts like a diva, then he should assume the consequenses of diva lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.7452732]

So what does the ARM CPU do

[Anonymous No.7452738]

>>7452586
>>7451930
lmao what an asshole

[Anonymous No.7452754]

>>7451930
Everyone because he still can't admit throwing that "launch" party with preorder money was the dumbest fucking decision.

[Anonymous No.7452852]

he spent more time on the copy protection than on the game
>PAYING for drm crap

[Anonymous No.7452967]

>>7451930
> digital fart ownership
what did fonzie mean by this?

[Anonymous No.7452987]

>>7452852
putting a game into a cart that relies on custom chips is more of a nuisance than a copy protection. it's like denuvo claiming how their protections are only to save a title during its first month or so. eventually it gets dumped. since the megadrive is old as fuck and the game is overhyped trash, nobody is interested or in a rush.

[Anonymous No.7453001]

>>7452967
In the next version the game comes entirely encrypted, and with it's own 5g chip and subscription. It will connect to the ethereum network to check the validity of its IP coin, and obtain a decryption key.

[Anonymous No.7453017]

>>7452987
It seems like the custom chips really are only there for the decrypting the data so even if people dump the flash chip they will only get junk data
And since the cart doesnt even seem to work in some original systems its crap

[Anonymous No.7453028]

>>7453001
> logs into fonzie's network
> gets key
> OH BOY! I'VE WAITING 10 YEARS FOR THIS! THE GAME IS GONNA BOOT!
> *megadrive crashes*
> *YM chip screams in agony* as the molten epoxy melts and drips into the console's cart port

[Anonymous No.7453069]

Showtime...?

[Anonymous No.7453154]

1. Circumvent the paypal pre-order policy through "GEMS"
2. Take the better of a DECADE to deliver a ludicrous product
3. Meanwhile customers lose faith and complain to paypal
4. Paypal thinks FONZO is another scam-artist and freezes money

This is what happens when you are basically stupid, but you somehow delude yourself into thinking you are smarter than anybody else on the planet.

[Anonymous No.7453173]

>>7453154
The whole tude persona he's trying super hard to pull off absolutely does not work if you failed to do almost every aspect of your job properly.

[Anonymous No.7453445]

>>7453154
>4. Paypal thinks FONZO is another scam-artist and freezes money
And they'd be correct.

[Anonymous No.7453446]

>>7453173
Honestly, this shit >>7451930
reeks of a personality disorder

[Anonymous No.7453489]

>>7451930

[Anonymous No.7453537]

>>7453446
NPD, psychosis, paranoia, pretty common combination in this day and age

[Anonymous No.7453713]

>>7453446
It's an unholy combination of not being able to accept fault and trying to market your shit the same way Sega did in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.7453735]

>Fag: Some people say "why not your news done by someone else?"
>Fonzie: NON!!!!! Only I can share the news, and I can't because then I lose game of making ze game! honhonhon wear your undies!

I'm not sure what these faggots tried to accomplish with this interview, Fonzie just came off as even more of a cunt.

Piko, buy his good games.
Gamers, don't buy his dolphin crap.
Fonzie.. leave.

[Anonymous No.7453819]

>>7452707
I don't understand why he does not just sell the rom. When he speaks of experiencing the game as intended like it's art or whatever it just reeks of elitism.

[Anonymous No.7453853]

>>7450509
Everything is a dam faggot, dumps now!

[Anonymous No.7453857]

>>7451362
>douchebags?
Love each other. They had sex before.

[Anonymous No.7453861]

>>7452551
2 shit cheeto's.

[Anonymous No.7453863]

>>7453489
Agreeeed!

[Anonymous No.7453873]

>>7453819
He gives a reason for why he didn't bother making it available digitally on other platforms in an interview and it basically boiled down to muh input lag as if Paprium required inputs more responsive than say Dragon's Crown on PS4. Personally I think a lot of these security measures and reluctance on releasing a rom is him not wanting people to see how much of the game is running off real Genesis hardware and how much is running off those chips he hyped up.

[Anonymous No.7453961]

>>7453873
>Input lag

Jump, kick, jump, kick, jump, kick really needs to be accurate

[Anonymous No.7453982]

Fonzo has a point though. Modern consoles lag like shit right out of the box.

[Anonymous No.7453984]

>>7453873
more like he absolutely despise ports.
Pier Solar ports were made when he wasn't at WM, and when ports made money, he managed to come back and tried ti divert money to pooprium instead of paying outstanding loans and salaries for the ports.

[Anonymous No.7454001]

>>7453873
It reminds me of the myth of the perfect collision of old games.

[Anonymous No.7454020]

He's right about new consoles having no soul and forced censorship, but in the end you gotta make money to pay the people you owe.
So sometimes you gotta compromise on your beliefs, but he won't because he's a BAAAAAAAAAAAD businessman who wishes he was a rockstar.

[Anonymous No.7454373]

>>7453819
Once the rom is out he wont make as much money, at least he thinks this
>>7453873
I dont see the extra chip do anything but memory mapping for muh copy protection

[Anonymous No.7454703]

>>7452551
What the fuck... Rev.2/July 2010, this Fonzo made us waiting for so long.

[Anonymous No.7454730]

>>7454703
that's pier solar

[Anonymous No.7454737]

>>7451930
Does this mean the Dolphin Rape game got cancelled? Is he leaving the industry?

[Anonymous No.7454764]

from this...

[Anonymous No.7454774]

>>7454764
over this...

[Anonymous No.7454780]

>>7454774
to this

[Anonymous No.7454805]

has the game been dumped yet, though? stupid or not, assuming it hasn't been dumped, it worked.

[Anonymous No.7454816]

>>7454805

there was an incomplete dump, that was just the minigame, at this point I think we'll get
PAPRIUM DELUXE STEAM EDITION before we get a rom. The IP's are going up for sale according to the mustache man

[Anonymous No.7454823]

>>7454780
All that bragging about his amazing hardware, all that datenmeister bullshit.
and then he ends up covering it in black gunk to hide the fact that its just off the shelf tech.

Worst. Businessman. EVER.

[Anonymous No.7454865]

>>7454823
The "amazing hardware" is just some fpga and/or arm cpu that plays wave files and implements the drm for the game

[Anonymous No.7454878]

>>7437295
This. Which means there's more than one of these out there.

[Anonymous No.7454883]

>>7437947
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.7454952]

>It takes 50 companies to make a cartridge
technically true but almost all only provide off the shelf parts that are everywhere

[Anonymous No.7454984]

[Anonymous No.7454989]

>>7454780
THE BIGGER THE GLOB THE BETTER THE JOB

[Anonymous No.7454990]

[Anonymous No.7455002]

[Anonymous No.7455015]

>>7454990
Cheap ass chink N64 pirates probably use the same shit that's on this board for a tenth of the price.

[Anonymous No.7455028]

>>7454984

[Anonymous No.7455045]

>>7454990

[Anonymous No.7455072]

>>7454730
ok. LOL.

[Anonymous No.7455082]

>>7437947
Profit yes, a Fonzie's dick in your ass.

[Anonymous No.7455134]

>>7454989
lmao/10 good post

[Anonymous No.7455979]

Fonzie needs to sell his organs and refund EVERYBODY.

[Anonymous No.7455998]

Remember when he ported Joe to the Sega CD?

[Anonymous No.7456607]

GUYS FONZIE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.7457245]

>>7452676
>I'm not an EE, but can't that theoretically cause the chips to overheat?
it's not about heating, it's to stop people from learning what the chips are and to annoy anyone that attempts to tamper with the chips.

[Anonymous No.7457286]

I finished the pier solar maze minigame when it first came out and followed the URL it gave me and zebbe said I’d get a discount on their next game but he’s gone now, do you think fonzie or whoever would still honor that agreement?

[Anonymous No.7457297]

(In faggot voice) look at me, i am zé french, haw haw haaaww

[Anonymous No.7457335]

>>7437961
no, mame guys literally couldn't do this and had to send it to drdecap because he was literally the only one that could do it
and then he go tired of doing it and kept everyone's rare boards and money

[Anonymous No.7457563]

>>7457335
Hundreads or rare boards they don´t dump it or release/emulated for everyone. I ask haze if want money to dump games, it said no. Why the fudge is working on mame?

[Anonymous No.7457582]

Hello, I am here for my daily seethe and cope.

Please give us the rom.

Thank you, I will return tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.7457685]

>>7457582
Done.

[Anonymous No.7457712]

>>7457685
Aaaaaah cover up that window before the rom gets erased!!
Too late.

[Anonymous No.7457776]

>>7457712
HAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.7457963]

>>7457685
>>7457685

Excuse me how do I load this in KegaFusion

[Anonymous No.7457981]

>>7457963

Save jpeg and renane to parium.bin.gen.smd and load as Mark3 iso.

[Anonymous No.7458109]

>>7457981

Why is my computer not working now

[Anonymous No.7458114]

>>7458109
You forgot to install Gentoo.

[Anonymous No.7458125]

>>7458114

Ok, I'll try it on my laptop now, this will work right?

[Anonymous No.7458445]

>>7458125
Would we lie to you?

[Anonymous No.7458801]

>>7458445
>>7458125
>>7458114
>>7458109
>>7457981
>>7457963
HAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.7459161]

Alright, let me get this straight.
>this game was supposed to be released in 2013
>there was a "launch party" in 2019 featuring a game that wasn't finished
>Nobody was allowed to pre-order the game for a few years because of "paypal issues", then they finally released the game and cranked up the price to $200, now pre-orders are blocked again
>Paprium doesn't run on like half of all Mega Drive/Genesis revisions, you just have to get lucky. This means the game that's supposed to only run on real hardware doesn't even run on real hardware.
>Paprium includes a joke game when you try to run it on certain clone consoles as a fuck you for not using a real console. Even though the game doesn't work on certain real consoles either.
>The epoxy fucking melts
>The Datenmeister chip or whatever they're calling it now doesn't do much, it was just an elaborate copy protection scheme like everyone said all along
>WaterMelon is sending weird e-mails about standing up to the haters or some shit, jerking themselves off about how important they are, probably going to announce a new game soon while you can't order Paprium and they haven't even sent all existing orders yet.

Seriously what is this shit? https://www.paprium.com/press/data/PAPRIUM_Communique_de_presse_EN_02_2021.pdf

It just never ends.

[Anonymous No.7459206]

>>7459161
You forgot to mention
>They shipped it to backers with a fucking thong

[Anonymous No.7459218]

>>7459161
All according to plan.

[Anonymous No.7460005]

kek, just got an email where they're asking for support to get paypal to release the money.

[Anonymous No.7460028]

Why are schizos so often French

[Anonymous No.7460207]

best retro game dev. comp not even close.
truth hurts.

[Anonymous No.7460464]

>>7459161
>>Paprium includes a joke game when you try to run it on certain clone consoles as a fuck you for not using a real console. Even though the game doesn't work on certain real consoles either.
now the joke is on fonzie. i'm sure he didn't expect that one to happen.

[Anonymous No.7460470]

>>7460005
>kek, just got an email where they're asking for support to get paypal to release the money.
what are people going to do about it? send more money after bad and hope for the best?

[Anonymous No.7460474]

>>7458445

Hello sir and I hope you are having a good day. I have tried this method with Gentoo but my laptop is also broken now. I think I am doing something wrong, can you help me? Today I will try my uncles computer but it is the last one in our village.

[Anonymous No.7460762]

[Anonymous No.7460774]

[Anonymous No.7460828]

[Anonymous No.7460854]

>>7460828
he then claimed that game not working on VA6 is because they use crap components
the fucker is never short of excuses

[Anonymous No.7460897]

[Anonymous No.7460943]

>>7460005
>>7460470
The paypal holding funds story doesn't even make sense. If paypal genuinely thought it was some scam or went against their policy that money would've gone right back to the buyer they wouldn't had held onto it for 4+ years without a single word.

[Anonymous No.7460965]

fonzie is literally the Mia Khalifa of retrogames
At this point I wish PP would do a facts don't lie page.

[Anonymous No.7461001]

>>7460774
If they disassemble the black thing in that cart to show the roms chips, then fonzie have is own days counted, soon will be dumped. I can feeel it! I don´t care about the emulation, if we have the rom is a great start to cry fonzie.

[Anonymous No.7461004]

>>7461001
The problem is that the data is encrypted and its not easily possible to dump the FPGA programming to know how to decrypt it.

[Anonymous No.7461204]

>>7461004
It will one day, the good thing is disammbled nice.

[Anonymous No.7461209]

>>7460762
Gay likes anal sex and still complain.

[Anonymous No.7461220]

>>7437320
Like dissolves like

[Anonymous No.7461263]

>>7460762
16th day of the 16th month, thats fonztember?

[Anonymous No.7461390]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBKdbbQBEJw

[Anonymous No.7461417]

>>7461001
>>7461204
>>7461209
>>7461220
>>7461390
You're weird and I hope you get banned.

[Anonymous No.7461513]

>>7451362
DG is a giant douchebag and Kojimatard that nobody in France likes except his tiny fanbase. Since he can't keep it growing he keeps whining about Youtube shadowbanning him.
When you think about it he has a lot in common with Fonzie

[Anonymous No.7461624]

>>7460965
Stfu newnigger

[Anonymous No.7461646]

>>7461624
lol, facts hurts, eh fonzo ? ;)

[Anonymous No.7461710]

>>7451362
As a frog they both look and sound like try hard dorks. Fonzie's pretty insecure, not eloquent at all. Subs helps the comprehension a lot because he's a borderline autist who doesn't finish his sentences.

Dorks can't be douches. Don't get fooled by the stache.

[Anonymous No.7461715]

>>7461513
Never heard about this guy before to be desu. I just know he was the official reseller for Pier Solar, if anyone wonders why he was choose by Fonzie for this interview. True videogame journalism right here.

[Anonymous No.7462004]

>>7461624
that's racist you gay fonzo shit fuck.

[Anonymous No.7462013]

The 'interview' is just the guy basically blowing fonzie, saying how great he is and did nothing wrong, makes sense they had a business partnership

[Anonymous No.7462084]

>>7462013

[Anonymous No.7462156]

[Anonymous No.7462271]

>>7462013
The same guy two months ago was making his bucks shitting on Cyberpunk, while here he's saying you can't criticize a videogame if you're not part of the dev team because game dev'ing is HARD. Crunch is bad, but not paying your employees? Gee that's the mafia's fault!
And all the comments are literally blowing these two. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.7462276]

>So the Megawire(tm) can be used to update Paprium?
>Ehm ehm eh eh NO, BUT GREAT THINGS ARE COMING! WEAR YOUR THONG!
>Oh Fonzie you're a genius!

Fonzie's like some sort of cult leader, I can't believe how many idiots are signing his paypal petition.

[Anonymous No.7462340]

>>7462276
he managed to get some HARD FUCKING CORE fanboys for some reason, that will defend him NO MATTER WHAT, lying even (ie that yannosh dude that put a video with some lameass staff roll mentioning him being filming, and in comments LOL NO IT WASN'T ME). And I'm pretty sure they don't get paid...

[Anonymous No.7462374]

>>7441176
Silence

[Anonymous No.7462396]

>>7462374
lmao

EXPOSED

[Anonymous No.7462452]

Part of me thinks he's trolling people with the whole "I'm selling my IPs" email.

[Anonymous No.7462645]

>>7462276
>>7462340
He gave some content that Sega fans could brag about on dumb console wars stuff, he's their hero and their god

[Anonymous No.7462693]

>>7462276
The homebrew community is full of retards who act as if they don't support any homebrew dev 100% of the time then it will cease to exist and I'm pretty sure Fonzie is aware of this.

[Anonymous No.7462761]

>>7462645
the mere concept of making a game that has so much additional hardware just to try dwarfing neogeo is laughable at best.
The reason MD homebrew scene is thriving is because the console can stand on its stock specs. He just went pants over head because he's a hack that doesn't want to work with limits.

[Anonymous No.7463351]

I wonder if he's related to Drakon

[Anonymous No.7463430]

>>7463351
He melts plastic cases, not epoxy.

[Anonymous No.7463519]

>>7463351
What is that eldritch nightmare

[Anonymous No.7463528]

>>7463519
The man with the glue gun.

[Anonymous No.7463629]

>>7461001
I doubt it will come out at all, it doesn't look like much more carts will be available (if Ponzie isn't actually trolling everyone about selling everything) and almost everybody that already have the cart don't know jack shit about dumping games on this level and wouldn't give it to anyone that could dump it for obvious reasons. The only ones I know that could make it happen are the dude from Game Sack and maybe Mark Smith if he gets mad enough about his 3 genesises not running the game and having to buy another one only to find out the game is actually shit

[Anonymous No.7463634]

>>7441823
I'd love to try it with my own Retron 5, but I don't think I can justify plonking down whatever Paprium is selling for. Nothing against creators charging full price for new retro console games, but what I gather from this thread is that it's a bit too pricey.

[Anonymous No.7463771]

>>7462276
>Fonzie's like some sort of cult leader,
he has the same psychological configuration, soon he will make us all drink the kool aid

[Anonymous No.7463875]

that PADAWAMHD dude is crazy chain smoking

[Anonymous No.7464001]

Showtime!

[Anonymous No.7464194]

>>7463519
This is only the tip of the iceberg. There are much much worse pictures of his (Drakon) "creations" and "professional" "mods".

[Anonymous No.7464336]

>>7464001
Crap-rium - "Looks nice, yes? It's better than Streeets of Riage!. I mean, jus loooook at those grfaiks".

[Anonymous No.7464496]

>>7464336
GayGrium is way better

[Anonymous No.7464503]

>>7463634
Would it even run on a Retron 5? It doesn't even run on real hardware. WM are publicly stating that you need to buy a Mega Drive 2 (The audio is one of the main selling points and the target version is the one with the worse audio) for the game to actually run properly.

[Anonymous No.7464647]

>>7452380
>http://kevtris.org/Projects/votraxml1/pn1507.html
Oh, the "seethe" guy again... You actually do the same, asshole... Remember, sooner or later it will be dumped ;)

[Anonymous No.7464818]

As usual, JUST STOP!
All the people need to stop feeding mameworld, because this jackass instead being quiet, it should leave the mame community, even the licenced dumping projects... is always a trash on twitter.
Just get a doctor please...

[Anonymous No.7464824]

>>7464818
Sorry wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.7464845]

>>7464824
You know you can delete posts here, right?

[Anonymous No.7464860]

>>7464845
Thanks.