/vr/ - Retro Games

[Anonymous No.7926916]

ITT /vr/ games you have masturbated to

[Anonymous No.7926968]

tfw Dark Queen was gooning me the whole time.

[Anonymous No.7926996]

>>7926916
duge nugem strippers

[Anonymous No.7927061]

I had a Saturn, so lots

[Anonymous No.7927208]

[Anonymous No.7927414]

>>7926916

[Anonymous No.7927436]

Dozens, maybe hundreds, but I think my first was Bust a Move '99

[Anonymous No.7927439]

>>7926916
snatcher - sega cd

[Anonymous No.7927450]

>>7926916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvkHGEPWoec

[Anonymous No.7927635]

If you masturbate to video games you are mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.7927640]

>>7927635
How's asexual life treating you?

[Anonymous No.7927649]

>>7927640
Uh, porn is not sex, sweatie.

[Anonymous No.7927652]

>>7926916

[Anonymous No.7927664]

[Anonymous No.7927703]

>>7927652
Sometimes I think about all the adventures I went on playing rpgs and how I wish I had someone to reminisce with but jrpgs are a solitary experience. But at least I know I wasn't alone in fapping to Jean. She'd look hot even if she wore a garbage bag

[Anonymous No.7927712]

>>7927450
based

[Anonymous No.7927770]

>>7927436
Bust a nut '99

[Anonymous No.7927862]

>>7927436
Damn she's cute.
>>7927450
God I love pink hair girls.

[Anonymous No.7927951]

[Anonymous No.7928260]

I forgot what Street Fighter it was on PS1, but there was a hot Chun Li loading screen that I did.

Also on MGS on PS1 I held the vibrate test on my dick til I came.

[Anonymous No.7928270]

>>7927208
Based. AGT was THE platform for adult text games.

[Anonymous No.7928609]

>>7928260
I did that with one of the syphon filter games

[Anonymous No.7928613]

Tomb Raider, get Lara on all fours in a crawl space and zoom on that ass in look mode
Or do that gymnastic ledge climb

[Anonymous No.7928614]

>>7928270

Not that that particular game is especially good. (It isn't.) But it was my first one.

I feel like my best experiences with the genre involved TADS, though? And ADRIFT was the other big one I ran into a lot. Is ADRIFT different from AGT? I dunno. Anyway they all support pornographic fiction. Hooray!

[Anonymous No.7928618]

[Anonymous No.7928660]

>>7928614
I agree, the TADS (Moist, Ideal New England Prep School, Rogue cop etc.) and Adrift games, which were both newer engines different from AGT, were miles ahead of the old DOS AGT games. Emy was probably one of the better AGT games though.

[Anonymous No.7928682]

Getting off to a clothed female is one of the ultimate forms of degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.7928868]

>>7927664
The Amazon Island where you could get Snu-Snu'd to Death was hot

[Anonymous No.7928878]

>>7926916
Sabin and Locke made me feel funny as a kid. Turns out I was gay.

[Anonymous No.7929228]

I regret nothing

[Anonymous No.7929497]

>>7926916
ultra lewd DO NOT OPEN

[Anonymous No.7929520]

>>7928878

Even though you only see them as little sprites and the one head portrait... that's so cute.

[Anonymous No.7929704]

Bishoujo Janshi Pretty Sailor

[Anonymous No.7929728]

>>7928618
RIP to those big'uns

[Anonymous No.7929745]

>>7927450
One of these days, they should rerelease it under the Sega Ages label.

[Anonymous No.7929751]

>>7926916
Streets of Rage, Street Fighter 2, Mortal Kombat 2 and 3 (not 1, because the shadow made Sonya look like she had a mustache), Battletoads, Ballz, Clayfighter, Brutal: Paws of Fury, Killer Instinct, Cosmic Carnage, Night Trap, Red Alert 2, and god knows what else

[Anonymous No.7929756]

[Anonymous No.7929763]

>>7929728
She’s still pretty buxom in the remake.

[Anonymous No.7929767]

>>7929728
Realism sucks.

[Anonymous No.7929904]

>>7929767
Realism doesn't mean you can't have really big and nice tits, hell, you can take liberties and have particularly big ones. What you're thinking about is people who hate fun, either because they're wieners, or for political reasons (ergo, they'e wieners).

>>7929763
Eh, it's not like they're small or anything, but I think people grew fond of the idea of Tifa having particularly huge tits, so seeing how she looks, and hearing that there was a conscious decision to make them smaller, I think rubs people the wrong way.

Besides, it's rude to real women with real huge tits, they exist, they shouldn't be othered or told they're disgusting and unnatural.

[Anonymous No.7929940]

>>7929904
>hell, you can take liberties and have particularly big ones
Sure, but I can't recall the last time realism in video games didn't also mean restricting bust/hip sizes to "norms". I'm biased either way because I've always preferred stylized stuff, either because of hardware limitations or otherwise.
>Besides, it's rude to real women with real huge tits, they exist, they shouldn't be othered or told they're disgusting and unnatural.
Damn, somebody else who actually gets this.

[Anonymous No.7929958]

>>7929940
>Sure, but I can't recall the last time realism in video games didn't also mean restricting bust/hip sizes to "norms".
Yeah, because wieners make games now.

>I've always preferred stylized stuff, either because of hardware limitations or otherwise.'
Sure, I love stylized stuff too, but it's just people forget that realism can still be fantastical and exaggerated, and I miss a lot of realistic traditional art.

[Anonymous No.7929980]

>>7929958
>but it's just people forget that realism can still be fantastical and exaggerated, and I miss a lot of realistic traditional art.
I can't actually call anything to mind outside of like, Vanillaware stuff. And I guess PS:T where all the female NPCs had huge booba.

Also, if we're talking purely sprites, I always found Lilith way lewder than Morrigan. Morri's boob size in-game is actually pretty average, but when you take her hip/thigh thickness and give it to Lilith who's a flatty, it looks so exaggerated and I love it.

[Anonymous No.7929983]

>>7929980
Flatties are great too.

[Anonymous No.7929987]

>>7929958
>>7929980
>Fanart and even official art portrait Lilith as being decently shorter than Morrigan and give her child-like features
>Their in-game sprite have the same height

[Anonymous No.7930000]

>>7929987
>>7929983
Sprite is canon in my mind and nothing will change that. Official art be damned.

[Anonymous No.7930089]

>>7930000
Based Mink. Great digits too there my friend.

[Anonymous No.7930098]

>>7930089
Damn I didn't even notice.

I love the way the Dragon Half guy draws proportions. Small torsos and fat asses.

[Anonymous No.7930105]

>>7929987
>>7930000
That's because lilith's a head swap you dumb nigga

[Anonymous No.7930110]

>>7930105
Bitch, she has a totally different moveset and everything. They had their chance to make her look more like official art ingame and they didn't.

[Anonymous No.7930128]

>>7930110
You fucking idiot she reuses every morrigan sprite including idle. Even Ken got a new idle

[Anonymous No.7930139]

>>7930128
Aren't her normals and specials totally different? It's been a longass time since I've played but I only remember the idle anim being that similar.

[Anonymous No.7930149]

>>7930139

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hweo7GvcTPo

[Anonymous No.7930152]

>>7930105
And you think i don't know that because? This shit is common knowledge.

[Anonymous No.7930158]

>>7930149
Oh damn. She does have a few unique animations but the ones that are almost 1:1 copies are the majority, looking at mizuumi.

Sprites are still canon to me though.

[Anonymous No.7930261]

>>7929940
Based Bunny Must Die! fan. It is a greatly under appreciated game. I never see it mentioned anywhere.

[Anonymous No.7930279]

No regrets

[Anonymous No.7930312]

>>7930261
Hell yea. I first played it ages ago and recently replayed on steam (which I somehow bought before it got pulled.) Some people hate the controls but the game's so full of charm and having a Third Strike-esque parry whenever you want is the sickest shit.

Original doujin release is still the best btw. You can still grab it from doujinstyle.

[Anonymous No.7930338]

>>7930279
wot game m8?

[Anonymous No.7930354]

When I first entered puberty I literally fucked a hole in GAMENOW!'s expose of Dead or Alive- Extreme Beach Vollyball.

[Anonymous No.7930550]

>>7930354

Did it become pregnant? If not, you really dodged a bullet

[Anonymous No.7930663]

>>7930312
Did you also play Gundemoniums? It was made by the same creator and there are quite a few similarities between the games. Gundemoniums actually got me into the genre of shoot 'em ups.

>Third Strike-esque parry
That parry system worked perfectly in the game, especially for subsequent speed-runs. The first time I beat the game, I remember barely even using it.

>You can still grab it from doujinstyle.
I just looked it up. There has been only 52 downloads? Bloody hell.

[Anonymous No.7930671]

>>7930663
I messed around with them a bit, they're cool. I think at least a few of the Platine Dispositif guys formed a new dev team too, because I played this shmup on steam called Danmakai that feels exactly like something they'd make, down to the art and sound effects. Was a pretty solid shmup too, though the music's kinda eh for the most part.

>That parry system worked perfectly in the game, especially for subsequent speed-runs. The first time I beat the game, I remember barely even using it.
I loved how you could even parry death spikes. I didn't enjoy playing Chelsea as much since she can't do it.

>I just looked it up. There has been only 52 downloads? Bloody hell.
I think their site wiped at some point and they've been reuploading recently, or something.

[Anonymous No.7930679]

>>7930671
That sure does look identical to a Plantine Dispositif game. There is even a cat boss and those green gems. I wonder if it has that weird shift system, too? I got to give Danmakai a go.

>music's kinda eh for the most part.
Same with Gundemoniums. They tried remastering it on later releases, but the original soundtrack sounded like fucking ear rape at times.

>I loved how you could even parry death spikes.
That is why it is my favourite metroidvania game. I prefer it to SOTN.

[Anonymous No.7930702]

>>7927450
I'm guilty of this one. Specifically the gif of the blonde girl experiencing wardrobe malfunction

[Anonymous No.7930704]

>>7930679
It's in my top 3 metroidvanias for sure. The other two are SotN for atmosphere and Valdis Story for combat and character building. Definitely recommend Valdis if you liked BMD. It's kinda like a 2D DMC metroidvania.

[Anonymous No.7930862]

>>7930338
I think that’s a character from gotta protectors

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[Anonymous No.7930949]

>>7930868
Considering Hell House became a specific boss fight in 7R, I do wonder how they'll handle Snow and her palette swaps

[Anonymous No.7931476]

>>7930550
No, but I had to make sure to hide it after that...Communal bathroom and all...

[Anonymous No.7931483]

>>7930338
Gotta Protectors Amazon's Running Diet. A homebrew for Famicom, made by Yuzo Koshiro's studio.

[Anonymous No.7932027]

>>7928613
I don’t get what people see in Lara. She looks like a Puerto Rican whore

[Anonymous No.7932129]

>>7932027
Those can be fun.

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[Anonymous No.7933943]

paused the game with blaze in this position

[Anonymous No.7934445]

The frames where you can see his ass

[Anonymous No.7936029]

[Anonymous No.7936064]

Every single frame of Hinata in CvS2

Before that it was Yuri in CvS1 after a color edit.

[Anonymous No.7936317]

>>7926916
Remember xonix?