/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

He sounds and looks like a beta sissy. I'm willing to bet everything that he gets pegged by all the Holos.

Did you rike it?

No offense to chumbuddies but Gura is getting boring now. I wonder what gimmick the next Gura in Gen 2 will have

>>1655579
Have you heard YAGOO speak? He's a fucking beta wimp. I bet my life that he gets pegged by every girl in Hololive.

>>1627515
Hololive is Twitch

>>1593317
I kneel...

He gets pegged by every girl in his company.

Why does he talk like a beta? He probably gets brutally pegged by every girl in the company.

>>1554263
>name is Choco
>doesn't have dark skin

APOLOGIZE.

This man is responsible for the shittiness of cover. He deserves no love.

>yagoo
haha so funny

I really appreciate him and everything he's done for us. If it weren't for Yagoo and Cover Corporation vtubers wouldn't be where they are today and this board wouldn't exist. I love Yagoo and Cover Corp!

What a terrible booker. Flare never drew a ding-dong diddly dime.

>>1233545
>bring in Delta
>see her situation
>see Delta's Mom's situation
>savior complex intensifies
>enact 4D chess plan to save Delta Mom
>Delta is essentially safe for now
>discover Shigu because of this
>find out Shigu is an extreme poorfag who lives in a rundown house, who shares a room with her sister, and has to do drawing commission just so she has some spending money
>AHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE HER I NEED TO SAVE HER
>enact 44d chess plan
>discover Delta has a younger brother and Aoi also has a shitty homelife
>Please just a little more I need to save them all!
>step up plan to 4444d chess moves to save them
>Enter Ruki
>well at least she seems
>...
>Menhara, tomboy, extremely determined, 3 month in a mental ward, SINGS KING!
>UNHAND ME UNHAND ME NOW YOU'LL NEED MORE MEN THEN THIS! YOUR LIVES MEAN NOTHING TO ME!
>making 44444d chess moves challenging supernatural entities to change fate itself
>Iota... Iota...
>O MY BROKEN GIRLS

wtf is his problem?

>>1118629
>Auditions for HoloEN are open!
>Part-time position with minimum 3 streams per week.
>Low stress with low viewer streams.
>No quota, 50/50 revenue share.
>Stretch goal of 100K subs by EOY 2020
>We'll celebrate with merch, I dunno, a keychain if you hit it!
Has a job opening ever been undersold so much?

>>1104488
>Vtuber auditions open!
>3 streams a week
>100K subs stretch goal by 2021
>Small cozy audience

Try to tell me I didn't save her! Go ahead fucking try!

KNEEL

We'll take the lot!

>gonna quit? NO WAY! NEVER! DAME! You don't wanna do that!! I mean, please, I'm begging you. You know, I'm seeing a light of hope at this middle age, and this is the dream you have hold for long as well, right?.. ENs is just emerging, I need you all! Did you think showbiz was as such an easy deal? No, It's hard, for both you and me I mean.. Yes I had enough as well as you had, but we must go through it. It's the first attempt the human society made, and we're the pioneers. We deserve all this troubles.. I, I'll give you some bonus payment if you'd like it, so pleeeesee pleeessee stay with Kiara she needs you!!!!

>>869483
>the year is 2022
>DelRuki is getting so popular Cover is forced to sign them offering them an extremely favorable contract
>Delta is even allowed to switch between her Aloe and Delta characters causing fans to make jokes about AloexDelta Happy Synthesizer cover
>antis seethe as they bide their time
>it is announced all of Gen 5 featuring Ruki will be at HoloFes
>the antis can no longer contain themselves they prepare a harassment campaign
>suddenly like a shot in the dark a tweet rings out "Guh your boy is gonna be collabing with Gen 5 at HoloFes also I have a big reveal"
>5ch and 4chan go into total meltdown as knees are obliterated
>Deadbeats are executing antis with sheer autism
>after the greatest HoloFes ever Coco is finally able to get Yagoo on her final episode of shitpost review
>a meme about Yagoo's savior complex comes up
>"Now Yagoo some people think you planned all of this is that true hehehe."
"Yes it is true. I planned all of this."
>Coco seems confused
>"What about Aloe's graduation you couldn't have planned that too?!"
>"Yes it was planned."
>chat is currently blazing at the speed of light
>the 7th trumpet has sounded
>/vt/ is trending on Twitter
>"Y-yagoo that girl jumped from a 7 story building! Was that also part of your plan! How did you know she would live!"
>Yagoo just looks at the screen with a smile and winks

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>>702418
There are many such cases