/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

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Why are you guys like this?

https://files.catbox.moe/boa0n5.mp4
YAB

>>4672621
You are not the real split sheep poster, I just taking a break..
There's no point in kicking dead horse.

Ame got lucky

I'm very excited for the charity stream......

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>>4632932
based on what?

>>4628352
This bitch had enough time for kinky roleplay but can't be bothered to prepare her collab.

>>4624834
Where is my FF IX streams you stupid sheep???

>Reddit links
>Twitter likes
>YouTube comments
>Knows about E-celeb
>Twitch behavior
And the list goes on for this thread and board..
Any other boards similar to those lists beside /vt/??

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>>4617393
Stay on topic next time and dont spam like autists.

Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex.
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.

I have been conflicted for awhile but in my opinion 'Mori-sensei' when she still being a teacher has more charm than the present Mori.(pure entertainer)
You can see her early days when she had fun making English learning streams and so many cute JOP adores her.
Also from my experience teacher or majority of people in education hemisphere tends to be more humble and cheerful.
The current Mori only had contact with her musician circles and Hololive staff which probably not that good for her mental health.(Entertainment Industry can be quite toxic especially underground musician, let alone Hololive member themselves)
Mori schedule actually doesn't change that much after quit being a teacher.(Probably become worse)

>>4589615
Obnoxious KFP couldn't't stand their Oshi didn't get the spotlight.

Why each one of them holding a black dildo????

Fuck Mori (Cow girl)
Fuck Ame (Missionary)
Fuck Gura (Mating press)
Fuck Ina (Hand holding doggy style)
And FUCK Kiara (Anal butter churner)

I propose Hololive Global 2 thread for Hololive EN2.

>>4567873
Check extended Universe thread. It's borderline off-topic here.

To be fair I don't feel bothered with global spam, what happened back at jp when Uwufaggot started to legalize doxxing and Hololive leaking all over jp was far worse than this.

>>4551391
>Mori is fine as long as her subscriber and superchat stay high.
You are not wrong at some extent but still this is probably the most pitiful and souless post in this thread.

>>4548816
This post actually manage to trigger me.
Imagine putting Sugita as the same level as e-celeb. Next time you will put Critical as the same as Shigeru Miyamoto.
You are even worse than casual.

Check catalog

>>4529851
Rule number one for EN
>Don't ever hire someone from SEA for their talents.
As they will become natural enemies for Kiara.

>>4529254
This is imposter.
Please proceed to this thread >>4214435 and abandon this one.